User talk:NEED PERCOCET NOW

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Why such a strange name? - User $\approx$$\pi$_{For best results always render PNG} 08:39, 4 October 2008 (EDT)

Make me a sysop! NEED PERCOCET NOW 08:46, 4 October 2008 (EDT)

Make me a sandwich!!!PFoster 08:48, 4 October 2008 (EDT)

Will make sandwich for free drugs. NEED PERCOCET NOW 08:50, 4 October 2008 (EDT)

WHAT IS PERCOCET, AND WHY DO YOU NEED IT?--Bob^{bing up} 08:59, 4 October 2008 (EDT)

It is a drug silly. Gotta have it now !!11!!~1 NEED PERCOCET NOW 09:12, 4 October 2008 (EDT)

Ok, that answers the first question. Are you then addicted to this drug?--Bob^{bing up} 09:16, 4 October 2008 (EDT)

No. Are you a doctor who can write me a prescription? NEED PERCOCET NOW 09:17, 4 October 2008 (EDT)

Gotta run

For now. I want some drugs waiting for me when I get back. m'k? NEED PERCOCET NOW 09:54, 4 October 2008 (EDT)

The drugs is hidden around the site. If you wants to find them, you will haves to look for them. . . . weaseLOId~ 10:02, 4 October 2008 (EDT)

Time's up!

Your one hour free Sysop-ship has now expired. It's a pity you didn't take the opportunity to delete your membership of the Vandal group during that period. If you wish to be removed from the Vandal group please ask for your user name to be changed to a whisper. Otherwise I hope you enjoyed your time as a Sysop. Генгис^{You have the right to be offended; and I have the right to offend you.} 10:04, 4 October 2008 (EDT)

In all seriousness, ask for a non-shouting name change and you're out of the sin-bin. ALL CAPS offends our aesthetic sensibilities. Генгис^{You have the right to be offended; and I have the right to offend you.} 16:39, 4 October 2008 (EDT)

Is there anyone else in this amusingly rhyming "sin bin"? : ) Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 16:52, 4 October 2008 (EDT)

Oh I get it now. ALL CAPS are offensive, but not if it looks like this: "Генгис". NEED PERCOCET NOW 19:05, 4 October 2008 (EDT)

You need to learn the sacred script of St. Cyril. This is all caps ГЕНГИС^{You have the right to be offended; and I have the right to offend you.} 19:39, 4 October 2008 (EDT)

Write me a prescription!

I hear there are some M.D.'s on this site. NEED PERCOCET NOW 21:28, 1 November 2008 (EDT)

Never mind. You people are no fun anymore. NEED PERCOCET NOW 21:45, 1 November 2008 (EDT)