— Ɖøn Ĵuan Harass
11:32, 15 January 2019 (UTC)
Because of your edits to and time on the wiki,
wizard Sysop has been added to your user rights. Feel free to let your newfound ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ course through your veins. Once the high wears off, see RationalWiki:Sysop guide for more information. If you have questions, bleat ask away. — Ɖøn Ĵuan Harass 11:33, 15 January 2019 (UTC)
| ||As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I pledge to only block users if they ask for it, or insert unfunny vandalism.|
I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all?
If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORITY", er, there is nothing I can or will do.
Welcome. — Dysk (contribs) 12:11, 15 January 2019 (UTC)