User talk:Phallus of Satan

Where is my fucking welcome??

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Did somebody say trouble?

We like a little mischief here. (And by "we" I mean "me".) -- ^{ni eb}namuħ   17:30, 4 February 2008 (EST)

I am a sock of Human...or maybe Bodhan/oscar.Phallus of Satan 17:32, 4 February 2008 (EST)

You mean you're not really a sock of Satan? :-( -- ^{ni eb}namuħ   17:35, 4 February 2008 (EST)

Now, (and don't get me wrong), I'm not sure I know you. Are you Satan's PENIS or just a representation of said member? If the latter, welcome, if the former YOU SAID YOU'D CALL ME, YOU SON-OF-A-BITCH!

Warren Terra 17:36, 4 February 2008 (EST)

Didn't it occur to you that Satan's Phallus might be a LIAR?Phallus of Satan 17:40, 4 February 2008 (EST)

Well after the check bounced yeah, it did occur to me that maybe this wasn't "Mr Right". Still it was good enough for "Mr. Right NOW". Warren Terra 17:48, 4 February 2008 (EST)

You should see the other one, but I only take it out on special occasions, and you weren't one.Phallus of Satan 18:11, 4 February 2008 (EST)

He's a pig Warren, typical man. ^{— Unsigned, by: My password is œ∑´®†¥¨ˆøπåß∂ƒ©˙∆˚¬Ω≈ç√∫˜µ / talk / contribs}

Look, I'm just as annoyed as you are, Saddam. He said he'd be back soon and it looks like we'll just have to wait!

D N S is coming

Be prepared gentlemen at a certain site.Phallus of Satan 17:12, 12 July 2008 (EDT)

Poke

Your Phallus has significantly engorged that we have upgraded your pants from user size to sysop size (and by we, I mean me). Please accept my apologies, here is your mop, your banhammer, and your Guide. ĴαʊΆʃÇä₰ secret trainer of Xbox Ones! 14:39, 7 September 2009 (UTC)

Fuck you! MUWAHAHAHAHA!!Phallus of Satan (talk) 14:44, 7 September 2009 (UTC)