Fun:Global warming denial Bingo
Jump to navigation Jump to search
"Hi, Billy Mays here for the Global warming denial Bingo!" A bingo card to make arguments with global warming denialists go a bit more smoothly. Since most of them use the same few arguments, just mark 'em off as you see 'em.
- "Hot air."
- Satellites and weather balloons show cooling.
- Urban heat sinks/ Durr, the weather stations are located next to exhaust vents.
- Raw surface temperature data was deleted and covered up/Release the data.
- "Mann-made global warming."
- The peer review process has been corrupted.
- Temperature records only go back 150 years.
- Global warming is a Gaia-worshiping cult.
- Scientists were wrong about CFCs!
- Watermelons/ Eco-nazis/ Eco-fascists/ Enviro-nuts/ Enviro-whackos/ Enviro-weenies
- Tree ring proxies are bogus.
- We're "skeptics," not "deniers!"/ Skepticism about science
- Warmists hate people living in Third World African countries.
- Climate is too complex to ever understand.
- All the evidence for global warming is simply cherry-picked.
- Accusations of "skeptics" receiving fossil fuel funding are conspiratorial smears. Besides, everyone knows climatologists are just hyping global warming for grant money.
- We're obviously heading for a new ice age!
- China will never reduce its emissions, so why should we?
- Extra credit for complaining about "alarmist climate models"... while using satellite data filtered through models.
- "What? The dinosaurs drove too many SUVs?"
- "CO2 only makes up a tiny fraction of the Earth's atmosphere"
- "CO2 levels were 2000 ppm back in the some-era-or-other"
- Bjørn Lomborg.
- Kiribati/Tuvalu/other island country is GROWING, not sinking!
But wait, there's more
Call within the next ten minutes and receive Creationist Bingo for no extra charge!