Fun:Tankie argument bingo

"Hi, Billy Mays here for the Tankie argument bingo!"A bingo card to make arguments with tankies go a bit more smoothly. Since most of them use the same few arguments, just mark 'em off as you see 'em.

Tankie argument bingo

Holodomor is Nazi Propaganda!	The Kulaks deserved it/deserved worse	If your family fled [the USSR/China/Cuba], they were [Nazis/Landlords/Slave owners]!	It was necessary due to the Material Conditions!	It's only 9.5 million people dead!
Shut up shitlib/fascist/reactionary!	What about AMERIKKKA?????	Capitalism killed more	Grover Furr/Douglas Tottle/Michael Parenti cited	The famine was unintentional.
North Korean Testimonies are inaccurate, like Nayirah!	So you believed there were WMDs in Iraq?	Shut up Fed/CIA shill! (FREE SPACE)	Stalin/Mao improved living conditions!	Capital punishment was reserved for Nazis!
Transition state	Read theory!	Russians want the USSR back! (Most likely due to nationalism)	Revisionist!	Hungarian protesters were fascists
The Gulags had a higher standard of living than the US prison system!	The Gulags were for dangerous criminals!	The NKVD National Operations was out of control!	Loss of central control	Jewish Autonomous Oblast!

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Bonus Arguments

• Shut up anarkiddie!
• Shut up neocon!
• Shut up Vaushite!
• Shut up Liberal! (Bonus points if they include a video of Malcolm X describing liberals)
• Castro only freed slaves.
• [Authoritarian or totalitarian dictatorship with severe human rights abuses] had to be a dictatorship due to US Sanctions!
• Great Bengal Famine of 1943 was worse!
• The Ukrainians are a reactionary race.
• The Berlin Wall was created to stop fascists!
• I can't be a tankie because I wasn't a CPB member that supported Stalin!
• I bet you're white! (which I totally am not)
• Lenin says only capitalist states can be imperialist!
• Read On Authority!
• Mass protests against [state with a strong anti-west sentiment] officials are a CIA/NED Color revolution
• The Tsar wasn't better!
• George Orwell was a snitch!
• Operation Paperclip happened bro!
• The Red Army Killed more Nazis than the rest of the Allied powers!
• South Korea is a US puppet!!!! (Bonus points if they accuse not just South Korea but literally any state that has an axiom of good relations with the United States as being puppets/vassal/occupied states.)
• The Soviet Union was more democratic than the West.