Fun:Tankie argument bingo
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"Hi, Billy Mays here for the Tankie argument bingo!" A bingo card to make arguments with tankies go a bit more smoothly. Since most of them use the same few arguments, just mark 'em off as you see 'em.
- Shut up anarkiddie!
- Shut up neocon!
- Shut up Vaushite!
- Castro only freed slaves.
- Cuba had to be a dictatorship due to US Sanctions!
- Great Bengal Famine of 1943 was worse!
- The Ukrainians are a reactionary race.
- The Berlin Wall was created to stop fascists!
- I can't be a tankie because I wasn't a CPB member that supported Stalin!
- I bet you're white!
(which I totally am not)
- Scratch a liberal, a fascist bleeds!
- Communist states can't be imperialist by definition; Lenin said so!
- Read On Authority!
- Mass protests against [state with a strong anti-west sentiment] officials are a CIA/NED Color revolution
- If your family fled [the USSR/China/Cuba], they were [Nazis/Landlords/Slave owners]!