Fun talk:RationalWikiWikiWiki

Funny. If this takes off I will be forced to create RationalWikiWikiWikiWiki. Just to keep you honest, ya know? ħuman 21:09, 16 December 2008 (EST)

Isn't there an RWWW already? I could swear someone set one up on Wikia at one point. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 21:40, 16 December 2008 (EST)

Did they? Well that runs all my fun. - User $\scriptstyle h/2\hbar$ 21:40, 16 December 2008 (EST)

Actually, there seems to have been at least two: RationalWikiWikiWiki and RatWikiWikiWiki. The former seems to have no content at all, and the latter is merely a front for an evil anti-Danish operation. I think you should have no problems outrunning the competition here. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 21:49, 16 December 2008 (EST)

Anti-Danes??? Henry will require me to counteract them! ħuman 22:00, 16 December 2008 (EST)

I recall an intercom message that had RWWWW in it. It may have even got as far as RWWWWW which would just be a small scribble on a napkin. I got confused half way through and lost count. ArmondikoV^bomination 05:55, 5 January 2009 (EST)

[...times passes, goats grow old and die, trees sprout and wither...]
Continuing in that vein of thought I have set up iteration 4 (http://rationalwikiwikiwikiswiki.referata.com), now time to work on #5. Icewedge 20:01, 25 January 2009 (EST)

Wow. That one is even more pathetic than the first one you set up : ) Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 20:06, 25 January 2009 (EST)

Hey, don't dis RWWWsW. It has 6 full pages of pure content! Icewedge 20:12, 25 January 2009 (EST)

Something did happen

Yesterday, three of our current bureaucrats were present and actively editing. All we needed was False Flag, and I was going to throw a party! Hans Johnson as in "keep ya hans off my" ^{(cover your eyes!)} 17:48, 30 December 2008 (EST)

???

What the hell?

I mean, seriously. What?

RationalWikiWikiWiki???

You people are toying with forces that you don't understand.

My conscience is clear. I wash my hands of your collective fate. The electrocutioner 21:42, 12 February 2009 (EST)

Don't forget that there is a RationalWikiWikiWikiWiki. This could get ridiculous. --"CUR^talk 16:17, 13 February 2009 (EST)

"Wolf-Boy"

Seeing as how RWW doesn't allow you to edit articles about yourself, RWWW should also disallow editing entries about yourself..RationalwikiwikiUndergroundResistor 15:12, 16 February 2009 (EST)

Groan. RWWW is not RWW. Learn that. And stop calling me that. --"CUR^talk 15:13, 16 February 2009 (EST)

subpages

This article should have an easy link to see all the subpages. Or a list of them at the top of the talk page, at least. ħuman 20:47, 16 February 2009 (EST)

D'oh, reading is key. ħuman 23:57, 16 February 2009 (EST)

Arrows!!!

Awesome, PI, thanks. I've voted each one down, and encourage everybody else to do the same. RationalwikiwikiUndergroundResistor 23:53, 16 February 2009 (EST)

I just did

a bunch of stuff over there. (My God! I just *did something*! Clearly whatever I did was a flagrant abuse of power!). I await the accusations of being a power-mad autocrat. Hans Johnson as in "keep ya hans off my" ^{(cover your eyes!)} 00:28, 2 March 2009 (EST)

Youre a power-mad autocrat. Bunchanumbers 00:33, 2 March 2009 (EST)

Could you try to sound a little more passionate? You need to communicate the heinous injustice of my actions. Hans Johnson as in "keep ya hans off my" ^{(cover your eyes!)} 00:38, 2 March 2009 (EST)

That's it? What about the repurcussions of my actions? C'mon, stay on the ball here! Hans Johnson as in "keep ya hans off my" ^{(cover your eyes!)} 01:14, 2 March 2009 (EST)

Not interested any more. Bunchanumbers 01:17, 2 March 2009 (EST)

That's harsh. Hans Johnson as in "keep ya hans off my" ^{(cover your eyes!)} 01:18, 2 March 2009 (EST)

Life's sometimes harsh. _and marmite 01:20, 2 March 2009 (EST)

If by "life" you mean "other people", then yes. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 02:41, 2 March 2009 (EST)

Life is other people. :) _and marmite 02:45, 2 March 2009 (EST)

Logo on this page

Perhaps someone can enlarge the logo to match the size of those found on RW and RWW? [[User:K61824|]][[User_talk:K61824|]] 20:10, 22 June 2009 (UTC)

You mean the dancing banana? I doubt it could be done easily, it's already displaying at "full size". Making it bigger would make it look awful, the alternative would be to re-create it from scratch... a lot of work. ħuman 20:15, 22 June 2009 (UTC)

How is that done, anyway? ListenerX^TalkerX 02:13, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

Heh. It isn't any more: It got Borken. ^{This message brought to you by: respond}_and honey 02:20, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

Find the magic MW page that does it, and click on edit/save. That's the fix for this stuff. ħuman 05:09, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

Ah ... but where's the page? ^{This message brought to you by: respond}_and honey 05:14, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

(EC) Speaking of which, why have all the edit-tabs reverted to MediaWiki defaults? ListenerX^TalkerX 05:15, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

Everything that was loaded while Trent was repairing the DB got borked in weird ways. We have to edit/save them to reload them. I'll go do a couple now... ħuman 05:38, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

2 weeks

As the plug is soon to be pulled, has anyone kept some of the more interesting history? Some of the TK stuff is worth preserving. Ace McWickedⁱ⁹ 05:06, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

Their article on TK is worth keeping, they also have information on the cabal and the history of RW that we don't mention on here. It might be worth keeping a copy of their better material before they go offline, although Trent would still have a copy of it all. - π 05:32, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

Wait, isn't this on our site? Fuckers, fucking with me. ħuman 05:33, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

Hmmmm well hmmmm. I'll take some copies. Ace McWickedⁱ⁹ 05:34, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

It is on the same server, but has a separate DNS, so it is a different site. - π 05:37, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

Christ on a fucking easter stick, I hate lernin' about shit after it's pooped. I'll write RA if no one else did. ħuman 05:38, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

We could just dispense with the separate domain and have it at "rationalwiki.com/rww," or something like that. ListenerX^TalkerX 15:38, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

Is this a first?

I just had an edit conflict over there. Is this a first? Totnesmartin 20:05, 1 November 2009 (UTC)

Probably. ħuman 20:51, 1 November 2009 (UTC)

But only because someone is building BlightyNet in a namespace there. Which should really be documented here, so RWW can report on our documentation of it. ħuman 20:55, 1 November 2009 (UTC)

Misleading WIGO

MC only says that he gets more blowjobs a week than RA gets hot dinners, he did not specify gender of the blower. - π 00:38, 17 December 2009 (UTC)

Good spotting, I'll make the change. We don't wanna assume he is hetro. Ace^{of Spades} 00:53, 17 December 2009 (UTC)

Is it true MC is gone? And, before you get accusative, I assure you I'm not MarcusCicero. I am, however, a former member (now just observer) of this site who was disgruntled with this site because of him. 208.75.212.156 (talk) 23:18, 28 December 2009 (UTC)

I some how doubt it. - π 23:23, 28 December 2009 (UTC)

I doubt it, too. But, I have his word that I can ban him if he does show his face again. The Goonie 1 ^{What's this button do? Uh oh....} 23:25, 28 December 2009 (UTC)

I never agreed to leaving RW, just RWW. Though it is sad and pathetic that Goonie is marshalling over there with his childish punk demeanour whilst also acting the fascist over here. Why do you not stand up to his tyranny? I said I would lose interest in RW if you stopped giving me righteous grievances. I'm sure one of you twats will slip up pretty soon and over-react, giving me enough energy to keep going for months on end.

P.S- to the IP; you are a self important imbecile who no-one cares about. Who gives a fuck if you are here or if you are not, go away and fuck off and stop playing the whiny martyr. MarcusCicero (talk) 14:03, 29 December 2009 (UTC)

There there honey, would you like me to give you another blowjob? I know you like the way my beard tickles your balls. 208.89.208.134 (talk) 14:10, 29 December 2009 (UTC)

(Yawns!) Climbing back up on your high horse again, eh, MC? And now I'm a tyrant, too, eh? And here you confirmed exactly what I knew you'd do; finding the loophole in your wording over there. Seriously though, you've become just plain boring to me. Feel free to continue to troll here all you want. You'll get no more rises out of me. Lord of the Goons ^{The official spikey-haired skeptical punk} 14:45, 29 December 2009 (UTC)

Keep it up Goonie. He might make you a character in his next play (assuming he ever wrote that other one). Totnesmartin (talk) 15:02, 29 December 2009 (UTC)

Trust me, that's why I want to stay in MC's spotlight. I want to be the lead character in his play! AnarchoGoon ^{Swatting Assflys is how I earn my living} 15:10, 29 December 2009 (UTC)

What? Are you actually this stupid? Are you actually this irredeemably idiotic? You make me loose my faith in humanity, you really do. What loophole??? What fucking loophole are you supposed to be blathering about now you fucking child? I made it very clear that I would agree to leave rww, and that my interest in rw would wane. I never agreed to leave you moron! Now go fuck off you idiotic twat. MarcusCicero (talk) 16:00, 29 December 2009 (UTC)

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...... Is MarcusCicero still talking? The Goonie Punk ^{Can't sleep, clowns will eat me!} 16:12, 29 December 2009 (UTC)

Oh yes, brilliant you fucking child. How fucking fantastic this makes you. Oh, you are the paragon of with and humour, Wilde awaits you in gay man's heaven! You are a cretin Goonie. A boring cretin who thinks he shocks his elders by dressing like a punk. Your kind are attention seeking whores who nobody gives a shit about. You compensate for your lack of interpersonal skills and charisma by adopting a fake persona. You compensate for your lack of friends by insisting on 'not conforming' to societies envisioning of what you should do; yet conform to join an elite group of people who dress, talk, listen and do all of the same things.

In short, you are the most pathetic imbecile to ever grace the halls of rationalwiki. You bring scorn and shame to this website. You degrade it by your very presence. MarcusCicero (talk) 16:34, 29 December 2009 (UTC)

Why is MarcusCicero unbinned?
Remember: Hi, This is John's brother. I know he has been using this account for a variety of reasons, none of them productive for his troublesome history of mental health problems. For obvious reasons I don't want to go into details about this but suffice to say my mother and father have decided to withdraw his access from the internet for the duration of his most recent treatment process. I apologise on my brothers behalf for any problems he may have caused this website during his period of instability. As you know, his posts have been of a bizarre quality but that is merely a reflection of his real world mental anguishes. MarcusCicero (talk) 23:09, 11 July 2009 (UTC)
And: 20:48, 5 December 2009 MarcusCicero (Talk | contribs | block) deleted "Delaware" ‎ 20:47, 5 December 2009 MarcusCicero (Talk | contribs | block) deleted "Argument from incredulity" ‎ 20:47, 5 December 2009 MarcusCicero (Talk | contribs | block) deleted "Bohemian Grove" ‎ 20:47, 5 December 2009 MarcusCicero (Talk | contribs | block) deleted "John F. Kennedy" ‎ 20:47, 5 December 2009 MarcusCicero (Talk | contribs | block) deleted "Lucid dream" ‎ 20:47, 5 December 2009 MarcusCicero (Talk | contribs | block) deleted "Gerald Ford"
And: My glorious run has ended. This is not a case of 'leaving and never coming back', but more a case of 'burn out'. I created a personality on the internet so radically different from the real life version that I've forgotten even what trolls remorse feels like.. (You can thank Refugee over on RWW for providing the impetus) My highlights on RW: Making loads of people mad, especially Ace, Susan, Jeeves (Hi Jeeves! Wanker) and also Kels. Doing my best to persuade half of you that I 'was a dick who has something worthwhile to say', while really just being a dick and doing my best to annoy as many people as possible. Continuously rejecting the label of troll; even though I was the most transparent 'concern troll' in history. Riding the wave of mock grievance; So many times you put me on the centre stage with a semi reasonable grievance and I made sure to maximise the fallout as much as possible. Pretending to be a scholar (I know fuck all) One regret: Stooping to do the mental illness stunt. That was a terrible miscalculation. Adios RW! I may pop in from time to time, but at least now you'll know for sure than I'm a fully fledged troll! MarcusCicero 19:48, 5 December 2009 (UTC)
And: On the other hand, the temptation to shake the ant farm and watch them scurrying to each others aid is far too great to overcome. MarcusCicero (talk) 10:45, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

Sorry, could you please repeat that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of my beard ruffling up against your epidermis.

All I could hear over the suction was you using lots of curse words. That must mean you're smart, only smart people know that cursing makes any post better! 208.89.208.134 (talk) 16:41, 29 December 2009 (UTC)

No, MC's partially right. I once played bass for a local psychobilly band called "The Cretins," so, in a weird, stalker-like way, he is onto something. I was a Cretin for about 3 months. AnarchoGoon ^{Swatting Assflys is how I earn my living} 16:46, 29 December 2009 (UTC)

Just sayin. Corry (talk) 17:59, 29 December 2009 (UTC)

Why are you afraid of reason? MarcusCicero (talk) 18:14, 29 December 2009 (UTC)

Its the Internet, we are people, lets be nice --Smg87 (talk) 21:07, 29 December 2009 (UTC)

Idiot. You are not people. You are a bunch of text on a website. A not very good website. MarcusCicero (talk) 22:13, 29 December 2009 (UTC)

I meant we are all real people behind screens. I've barely contributed to this website (not proud, wish I did do more) and the first thing someone who doesn't know me says to me is 'idiot'. I'm not sorry for speaking, I just happened to be reading through the comments and it seemed very fiery and personal. --149.254.224.70 (talk) 23:11, 29 December 2009 (UTC)

And apparently I logged out. Not good at this wiki thing. --Smg87 (talk) 23:13, 29 December 2009 (UTC)

SO what if there are people behind the scenes? It isn't like anybody here has a life anyways! You idiots just don't get that this site is worthless! You are worthless! I am worthless! Now I have to get back to getting a blowjobs from a crackwhore at my seekrit forums! PISS OFF! MC

I still dont see why people dont like him. Hes basically the embodiment of all the website used to stand for. Web (talk) 05:17, 30 December 2009 (UTC)

Conservative Punk (talk) 05:20, 30 December 2009 (UTC)

Here Marcus, have some cornbread. I still think you have a right to eat, even if they don't. Web (talk) 05:22, 30 December 2009 (UTC)

Conservative Punk (talk) 05:24, 30 December 2009 (UTC)

I think I'm going to write a poem about him. Web (talk) 05:25, 30 December 2009 (UTC)

Rrose

They changed their name on WP to Sophie as well. And when they LANCB as RFNALI here they also signed off as sophie... *gears grinding* 22:37, 17 September 2011 (UTC)

I really feel for your OCD right now. I imagine this is going to totally fuck you up. ADK^{...I'll devour your gasoline!} 07:55, 19 September 2011 (UTC)

You were hard enough already. 11:22, 19 September 2011 (UTC)

Announcing the 2012 Rationalwikiwiki Poll.

Nominations are now being accepted in the following categories for the first annual Rationalwikiwiki Awards. Nominations to stay open until they close; voting to start sometime thereafter and run until there are winners.

• Most Dedicated User

• Best Criticism of RationalWiki

• Worst Criticism of Rationalwiki

• Funniest User

• Most Annoying Loser

• The 500 Internal Server Error Award for Technical Malfeasance

• Goat

Have fun.

RationalwikiwikiwikiUndergroundResistor (talk) 15:22, 3 January 2012 (UTC)

Well?

I'm expecting something appropriately sarcastic now that I've stripped half the site of its rights. Hans Johnson as in "keep ya hans off my" ^{(cover your eyes!)} 03:02, 20 May 2012 (UTC)

500 error

They never went away, dontcha know. Peter ^HFB2 03:44, 7 July 2012 (UTC)

I haven't had any in the longest time, but I tried to make a WIGO just now and I had to refresh a million times to get through--User:Brxbrx/sig 03:45, 7 July 2012 (UTC)

Aren't you lucky then? They're rarer now, but again we've never been truly free of them. Peter ^HFB2 03:47, 7 July 2012 (UTC)

While I have your attention, sharing my email with Ace was a major breach of trust on your part. I am incredibly disappointed that you would do such a thing. Before that, I thought you were an alright dude. Now I'm not so sure.--User:Brxbrx/sig 03:49, 7 July 2012 (UTC)

Don't you be insulting one of the up and coming people who know something bout coding brx. --il'Dictator Mikal 03:59, 7 July 2012 (UTC)

Conservapediapediapedia

We need a funspace article on that. THREE "pedia"s, not two. Conservapediapedia is just our article on Conservapedia. -Bigljbigl (talk/stalk) 22:55, 23 July 2017 (UTC)

JFC, what was wrong with me? 𝔊𝔬𝔞𝔱-𝔈𝔪𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔬𝔯 𝔅𝔦𝔤𝔰 (𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔡𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔴𝔦𝔰𝔡𝔬𝔪/𝔞𝔠𝔥𝔦𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔰) 06:30, 6 June 2018 (UTC)