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Periodic table of quackery[edit]
(trying something)
Group # | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 |
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Period | ||||||||||||||||||
1 | 1 H Hydrogen water HHO gas |
2 He Helium | ||||||||||||||||
2 | 3 Li Lithium |
4 Be Beryllium |
5 B Boron |
6 C Global warming denialism |
7 N Nitrites |
8 O Oxygen therapy Oxygenated water |
9 F Water fluoridation |
10 Ne Neon | ||||||||||
3 | 11 Na Salt woo |
12 Mg Magnesium Miracle |
13 Al Tinfoil hat Chemtrails |
14 Si Silicon tree |
15 P Phosphorus |
16 S Acid rain Hell |
17 Cl Salt woo |
18 Ar Argon | ||||||||||
4 | 19 K Gerson Therapy HeadOn |
20 Ca Calcium woo |
21 Sc Scandium |
22 Ti Titanium |
23 V Vanadium |
24 Cr Stainless steel soap Megachromium HeadOn |
25 Mn Megamanganese |
26 Fe Magnetic field therapy Megadoses of iron |
27 Co Cobalt bomb |
28 Ni Nickel |
29 Cu Megacopper |
30 Zn Megazinc |
31 Ga Gallium |
32 Ge Germanium |
33 As Bad arsenic uses |
34 Se Megaselenium |
35 Br Bromine |
36 Kr Krypton |
5 | 37 Rb Rubidium |
38 Sr Strontium |
39 Y Yttrium |
40 Zr Zirconium |
41 Nb Niobium |
42 Mo Molybdenum |
43 Tc Technetium |
44 Ru Ruthenium |
45 Rh ORMUS |
46 Pd Cold fusion |
47 Ag Colloidal silver |
48 Cd Cadmium |
49 In Indium |
50 Sn Molybdomancy |
51 Sb Antimony |
52 Te Tellurium |
53 I Electrified atomic iodine Megaiodine |
54 Xe Xenon |
6 | 55 Cs Caesium |
56 Ba Chemtrails |
* | 72 Hf Hafnium |
73 Ta Tantalum |
74 W Fort Knox |
75 Re Rhenium |
76 Os Osmium |
77 Ir Iridium |
78 Pt Platinum |
79 Au Gold woo Fort Knox |
80 Hg Mercury woo and vaccines Red mercury |
81 Tl Thallium |
82 Pb Lead |
83 Bi Bismuth |
84 Po Polonium halos |
85 At Astatine |
86 Rn Radon quackery |
7 | 87 Fr Francium |
88 Ra Radium quackery |
** | 104 Rf Rutherfordium |
105 Db Dubnium |
106 Sg Seaborgium |
107 Bh Bohrium |
108 Hs Hassium |
109 Mt Meitnerium |
110 Ds Darmstadtium |
111 Rg Roentgenium |
112 Cn Copernicium |
113 Nh Nihonium |
114 Fl Flerovium |
115 Mc Moscovium UFOs |
116 Lv Livermorium |
117 Tn Tennessine |
118 Og Oganesson |
* | 57 La Lanthanum |
58 Ce Cerium |
59 Pr Praseodymium |
60 Nd Gas-saving magnets |
61 Pm Promethium |
62 Sm Samarium |
63 Eu Europium |
64 Gd Gadolinium |
65 Tb Terbium |
66 Dy Dysprosium |
67 Ho Holmium |
68 Er Erbium |
69 Tm Thulium |
70 Yb Ytterbium |
71 Lu Lutetium |
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** | 89 Ac Actinium |
90 Th Thorium |
91 Pa Protactinium |
92 U Peak uranium Depleted uranium |
93 Np Neptunium |
94 Pu Plutonium in homeopathy |
95 Am Americium |
96 Cm Curium |
97 Bk Berkelium |
98 Cf Californium |
99 Es Einsteinium |
100 Fm Fermium |
101 Md Mendelevium |
102 No Nobelium |
103 Lr Lawrencium |
Metals | Metalloids | Nonmetals | Unknown chemical properties | |||||||
Alkali metals | Alkaline earth metals | Inner transition metals | Transition metals | Post-transition metals | Other nonmetals | Halogens | Noble gases | |||
Lanthanides | Actinides |