User:El Taj/Archive1
I am Ace, I will be your helper monkey. AceMcWicked 00:06, 23 November 2009 (UTC)
- Thank you, Ace. LessThanAverageJosh 13:58, 23 November 2009 (UTC)
Sysop[edit]
Hi Josh, it's you. I just thought I'd let you know that I've made you a sysop on this account. I know it seems somewhat silly leaving this message given that we're the same person, but it's kinda the status quo round here to inform people when they've been demoted. SJ Debaser 14:04, 23 November 2009 (UTC)
- Cheers, alter ego fuckface! LessThanAverageJosh 16:41, 23 November 2009 (UTC)
- So which one of you is the evil one? It's hard to tell. CrundyTalk nerdy to me 16:43, 23 November 2009 (UTC)
- Neither of us are evil. I don't even know if there are any discerning character traits between us. However, I have a much larger penis than SuperJosh. LessThanAverageJosh 16:46, 23 November 2009 (UTC)
- Your username would suggest otherwise. CrundyTalk nerdy to me 16:47, 23 November 2009 (UTC)
- Neither of us are evil. I don't even know if there are any discerning character traits between us. However, I have a much larger penis than SuperJosh. LessThanAverageJosh 16:46, 23 November 2009 (UTC)
- So which one of you is the evil one? It's hard to tell. CrundyTalk nerdy to me 16:43, 23 November 2009 (UTC)
Puppetry[edit]
Damn, you've jumped on the sucksockpuppet bandwagon too? Ah well. Tetronian you're clueless 17:50, 23 November 2009 (UTC)
- Yes. El TajDon't make me do stuff 22:27, 23 November 2009 (UTC)
- Sockpuppetry? Pacsavaj 22:51, 23 November 2009 (UTC)
- Oh no, you too? Tetronian you're clueless 22:58, 23 November 2009 (UTC)
- Sockpuppetry? Pacsavaj 22:51, 23 November 2009 (UTC)
SuperMarket[edit]
LTAJ, how the fuck do you know the supermarket story? You didn't exist then, you didn't splinter off from my real personality until I was seventeen! SJ Debaser 22:53, 26 November 2009 (UTC)
- I've been dormant since you were three, SuperJosh. El TajDon't make me do stuff 16:09, 28 November 2009 (UTC)
Period blood[edit]
No, it's a peach chablis and so has a red tinge to it. CrundyTalk nerdy to me 15:24, 27 November 2009 (UTC)
- My mistake. I hope my admittedly disgusting comment hasn't put you off it too much. El TajDon't make me do stuff 16:32, 27 November 2009 (UTC)
- You need to try harder than that to put me off booze. CrundyTalk nerdy to me 23:35, 27 November 2009 (UTC)
Tim[edit]
S'funny that - just been watching his "Ready for this' DVD. The man is brilliant. "only a ginger can call another ginger ginger." --PsyGremlinTala! 12:47, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
- He's one funny bugger. My friends showed me a couple of his songs on YouTube. Amazing pianist too. El TajDon't make me do stuff 12:57, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
- [1] Enjoy! --PsyGremlinSpeak! 13:04, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
- Not as funny as this. CrundyTalk nerdy to me 13:11, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
- [1] Enjoy! --PsyGremlinSpeak! 13:04, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
Your name really fits you![edit]
--Idiot number 59 (talk) 19:31, 18 December 2010 (UTC)
- Cheers. As does yours. El TajDon't make me do stuff 19:31, 18 December 2010 (UTC)
- No. A bitch called S_ _ _ _ _ forced me this ridiculous name. My real name is FuckingVandal. I guess many of you didn't know that. --Idiot number 59 (talk) 19:37, 18 December 2010 (UTC)
- Must be a difficult name to pronounce. I know because I have a similar one. "Josh" is just the English translation of my name. The correct spelling is Jø$-_@. El TajDon't make me do stuff 19:39, 18 December 2010 (UTC)
- What the hell has that to do with what we're talking about?! Seriously! --Idiot number 59 (talk) 19:41, 18 December 2010 (UTC)
- I thought the bitch who forced the name Idiot number 59 upon you was called S_ _ _ _ _. I was saying that it must be annoying to say that name IRL. "This is my bitch, S, underscore, underscore, underscore, underscore, underscore." I suppose an easier way would be to say, "this is my bitch, S, underscore times five." What were we talking about again? El TajDon't make me do stuff 19:44, 18 December 2010 (UTC)
- I meant that toad SusanG. --Idiot number 59 (talk) 20:09, 18 December 2010 (UTC)
- I've always liked SusanG. Especially since she saw that picture of me and referred to me as "tasty." El TajDon't make me do stuff 20:37, 18 December 2010 (UTC)
- I meant that toad SusanG. --Idiot number 59 (talk) 20:09, 18 December 2010 (UTC)
- I thought the bitch who forced the name Idiot number 59 upon you was called S_ _ _ _ _. I was saying that it must be annoying to say that name IRL. "This is my bitch, S, underscore, underscore, underscore, underscore, underscore." I suppose an easier way would be to say, "this is my bitch, S, underscore times five." What were we talking about again? El TajDon't make me do stuff 19:44, 18 December 2010 (UTC)
- What the hell has that to do with what we're talking about?! Seriously! --Idiot number 59 (talk) 19:41, 18 December 2010 (UTC)
- Must be a difficult name to pronounce. I know because I have a similar one. "Josh" is just the English translation of my name. The correct spelling is Jø$-_@. El TajDon't make me do stuff 19:39, 18 December 2010 (UTC)
- No. A bitch called S_ _ _ _ _ forced me this ridiculous name. My real name is FuckingVandal. I guess many of you didn't know that. --Idiot number 59 (talk) 19:37, 18 December 2010 (UTC)
Rename[edit]
You've been renamed accordingly! Congratulations. Or symphathies. Whichever floats your boat. Recklessly Noise Punk What's this button do? Uh oh.... 08:13, 27 March 2012 (UTC)
- Commiserations, "The Taj". Peter tanquam ex ungue leonem 08:20, 27 March 2012 (UTC)
- Thank you both. It was time for a change. El TajDon't make me do stuff 11:57, 27 March 2012 (UTC)
- Thank us both? Peter had shit to do with it. It was all me, mein freund!!!! Recklessly Noise Punk What's this button do? Uh oh.... 12:10, 27 March 2012 (UTC)
- You realise that you now sound like a bad Vegas hotel, right? --PsyGremlinHable! 12:13, 27 March 2012 (UTC)
- Meh, I wanted a change, I was sick of my old account names. It's formed from the initials of this account's previous name. El TajDon't make me do stuff 12:16, 27 March 2012 (UTC)
- You realise that you now sound like a bad Vegas hotel, right? --PsyGremlinHable! 12:13, 27 March 2012 (UTC)
- Thank us both? Peter had shit to do with it. It was all me, mein freund!!!! Recklessly Noise Punk What's this button do? Uh oh.... 12:10, 27 March 2012 (UTC)
- Thank you both. It was time for a change. El TajDon't make me do stuff 11:57, 27 March 2012 (UTC)
What would Jello do?[edit]
Pranks! Recklessly Noise Punk What's this button do? Uh oh.... 13:40, 29 March 2012 (UTC)
Hey buddy[edit]
Here is some good new hip hop I like. Perhaps you will like it too. Let's circle jerk and talk about how much alcohol we drink and how smart we are.
- Shit dog, short be trippin' hoes. I'm good at talking about how much drink I do smart. I turned down an invitation to go out clubbing last night because it would involve a two hour journey which I was too lazy to undertake so I stayed in and drank about 10 beers instead and played video games and had a girly bitch session with my housemate. Living with women is making me increasingly effeminate. How hardcore are you with your alcohol intake of late? El TajDon't make me do stuff 14:49, 15 April 2012 (UTC)
Wine?![edit]
You upper class elitist snob! What are you, French? Go get some Newcastle or Boddingtons. Тyrannosaurs 17:38, 16 April 2012 (UTC)
- Please, I'm lower-middle class, middle-middle class at most. The English drink Newcastle and Boddingtons about as much as Australians drink Fosters or the Irish drink Guinness. Old Speckled Hen or London Pride are much better English ales than those bottled pisswater. El TajDon't make me do stuff 17:47, 16 April 2012 (UTC)
- Well that is what they sell down the street, along with this monstrosity. ТyLonely. Ever so lonely. 18:07, 16 April 2012 (UTC)
- I'll make you pay for making my enter my date of birth on a website which had absolutely no naked women on it. El TajDon't make me do stuff 18:47, 16 April 2012 (UTC)
- This is Louisiana, what'd you expect? Тyrannosaurs 19:13, 16 April 2012 (UTC)
- I'll make you pay for making my enter my date of birth on a website which had absolutely no naked women on it. El TajDon't make me do stuff 18:47, 16 April 2012 (UTC)
- Well that is what they sell down the street, along with this monstrosity. ТyLonely. Ever so lonely. 18:07, 16 April 2012 (UTC)
Signature[edit]
Hey Josh/Taj, just a heads up that your signature is still {{User:LessThanAverageJosh/sig}}
. My bot will continue to detect your comments as incorrectly signed unless you move it into your current userspace. Ta! Blue (pester) 19:46, 6 June 2012 (UTC)
- Thanks for the heads up, changed it in my user preferences. El TajDon't make me do stuff 20:55, 7 June 2012 (UTC)
Yo Dawg[edit]
How's it hanging? Got a job as the chief breast oiler for razzle magazine yet? If not, why not? CrundyTalk nerdy to me 11:58, 13 June 2012 (UTC)
- Mmmm, boobies... that would be an enjoyable and well-lubricated job. Just got back from my local Job Centre funnily enough. In order to get free money I apparently need to apply for jobs, so that's been going on for a bit. How've you been? Work going alright? El TajDon't make me do stuff 13:46, 13 June 2012 (UTC)
- Work is same old. I thought you'd be in a famous band by now and would take me jetsetting across the world with your large selection of adventurous and acrobatic groupies. CrundyTalk nerdy to me 13:50, 13 June 2012 (UTC)
- I'll call you when it happens. I can invite Nutty and I suppose Ace if he can stand to come within 1'000 miles of Britain. He can be our drugs mule. El TajDon't make me do stuff 20:48, 13 June 2012 (UTC)
- I was in a band called Heroin Overdose. We had one massive hit. CrundyTalk nerdy to me 12:19, 14 June 2012 (UTC)
- I'll call you when it happens. I can invite Nutty and I suppose Ace if he can stand to come within 1'000 miles of Britain. He can be our drugs mule. El TajDon't make me do stuff 20:48, 13 June 2012 (UTC)
- Work is same old. I thought you'd be in a famous band by now and would take me jetsetting across the world with your large selection of adventurous and acrobatic groupies. CrundyTalk nerdy to me 13:50, 13 June 2012 (UTC)
Saw this and thought of you #1[edit]
AceThe Rep Grows Bigger 12:15, 30 June 2012 (UTC)
- I had one in my armpit a few months ago. I was under the impression I caused bum sores not back cysts? El TajDon't make me do stuff 12:23, 30 June 2012 (UTC)
- You revolt me. AceThe Rep Grows Bigger 12:24, 30 June 2012 (UTC)
- Then close your eyes when you're underneath. El TajDon't make me do stuff 12:29, 30 June 2012 (UTC)
- If you want to cause real mayhem with this, re-upload it and call it "Teh Most Awesomez Fluffy Kitteh Evah!" --PsyGremlinParla! 12:33, 30 June 2012 (UTC)
- Then close your eyes when you're underneath. El TajDon't make me do stuff 12:29, 30 June 2012 (UTC)
- You revolt me. AceThe Rep Grows Bigger 12:24, 30 June 2012 (UTC)
AceThe Rep Grows Bigger 12:41, 30 June 2012 (UTC)