User talk:Ace McWicked/Archive8

Award

This is to Certify that Ace has been awarded the Captain James T. Kirk award for being FUCKING AWESOME By Theemperor, on December 21, 2009

Congratulations! --User:Theautocrat/Sig 04:49, 22 December 2009 (UTC)

Wonderful, thank you Marcus kind sir! Ace^{of Spades} 04:50, 22 December 2009 (UTC)

Its a Christmas miracle.Rad McCool (talk) 04:53, 22 December 2009 (UTC)

Eight Ace

Ah, that's where I'd seen you before. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 09:53, 22 December 2009 (UTC)

Heh, thanks for the laugh! Ace^{of Spades} 19:28, 22 December 2009 (UTC)

That's bloody uncanny. Ace explains parenting --^{Ask me about your mother} 19:35, 22 December 2009 (UTC)

Sorry

Sorry bout the asshole comment. It was made when you had the No MC banner which was shortly after you vandalized my userpage and made fun of us coin collectors.--Thanatos (talk) 20:18, 23 December 2009 (UTC)

Don't need to say sorry and I did feel a little bad about the MC banner. I was just very frustrated and wanted to make a statement - though could have been better thought out. As to the coin collectors I apologise if I insulted you, just my rather in your face humour expressing itself. Don't apologise though - this is the internet! Ace^{of Spades} 20:20, 23 December 2009 (UTC)

Thank you

Thank-you for the festive greetings, McWicked. Have a Cool Yule yourself. The Real James Brown (talk) 12:07, 24 December 2009 (UTC)

Similar commiserations thanks. Merry Christmas buddy. SJ ^Debaser 12:32, 24 December 2009 (UTC)

All the best ^{I am eating} _& honey^chat

Yes, thanks Ace! Merry Christmas. Tetronian ^{you're clueless} 12:58, 24 December 2009 (UTC)

I concur. Thanks and merry xmas to you. Aboriginal Noise ^{What the ...} 14:42, 24 December 2009 (UTC)

I agree with the above. Happy Holidays there, Ace. Punky ^{Your mental puke relief} 15:27, 24 December 2009 (UTC)

Festivus!

Thank you for the image plop. Needed more alcohol in it. Merry Christmas and all that. --Irrational Atheist (talk) 13:46, 24 December 2009 (UTC)

Bah humbug! Heh, thanks for the plop. Have a merry Christmas, Ace. ĴαʊΆʃÇä₰ the most colourful sig on RationalWiki! 15:29, 24 December 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the demotion

My second time actually, but I can't remember the password for the other account...

Good morning to you, too

I just signed up and I'm still reading this stuff. Since it says right in the beginning that part of the point of this wiki is to have "a place to just hang out and have fun with like-minded people," I guess conversational tone is appropriate.

How's it going, man? And... do you prefer to keep a conversation on one talk page, or split between the two? Macai (talk) 20:03, 29 December 2009 (UTC)

Usually keep to one talkpage, easier that way. Rationalwiki does have a mission as detailed on the front page but there is also a lot of chatter on the talkpages. Particulary on the "What is going on ____" talkpages and also here. Enjoy your stay! Ace^{of Spades} 20:16, 29 December 2009 (UTC)

Alright. Thanks. Have a good one. Macai (talk) 20:28, 29 December 2009 (UTC)

Happy Hoffmass

Good to see you honour the true meaning of Hoffmass. --^{Ask me about your mother} 11:59, 30 December 2009 (UTC)

this is condolence

MEMO Happy New Year, Ace McWicked. This is from Useful Mei. It is an appropriate time for festivities, like alcohol. Today try not to eat too much, or too little.

-- =w= 06:52, 1 January 2010 (UTC)

sighelp

whatcha tryin to do, bro? ħuman 09:04, 1 January 2010 (UTC)

Not trying to do anything, it just suddenly fucked up. [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace]][[User Talk:Ace McWicked|i9]] (talk) 22:29, 1 January 2010 (UTC)

Tick "Sign my name exactly as shown" in Special:preferences. -- Nx / talk 22:34, 1 January 2010 (UTC)

Weird, not sure why this all went haywire. Aceⁱ⁹ 01:12, 2 January 2010 (UTC)

I Lirpa

Damn, I was gonna wish you a happy fools day, but it's Red Commie Day already! ħuman 01:30, 5 January 2010 (UTC)

errr, yes. Aceⁱ⁹ 01:38, 5 January 2010 (UTC)

So......

How was New Years in McWickedland? The Goonie Punk ^{Can't sleep, clowns will eat me!} 23:32, 5 January 2010 (UTC)

ah, was pretty chilled out compared to other years. Started around 10am on the 31st. Hit a sweaty, jittery peak around 3 - 4am while on the floor on the 1st and finally came around full circle at about 9pm. You? Aceⁱ⁹ 00:03, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

Just had a massive fucking party at my drummer's house starting around 6:00 p.m. on Dec. 31st, with kegs of Newcastle, a bottle of champagne, and bottles of Jameson en tow, grilled tons of fucking BBQ (in frigid, below zero temps, mind you), and got completely trashed. I finally blacked out about 4:00 am, but really don't remember after 2:00 a.m. Lord Goonie ^{Hooray! I'm helping!} 01:16, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

Sounds grand. Lucky for me I have summer so we BBQ but in the blazing evening sun. But by that stage eating was not on my mind. Aceⁱ⁹ 01:20, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

Congratulations!

You have won the "RW's drunken editor" award for 2009!

Your friendly messenger, ħuman 01:04, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

ohhhhhhhhhhhh, that calls for a drink! Aceⁱ⁹ 01:12, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

I knew it would be you, Ace, no one else even comes close. Have another drink (or 5) on me! Tetronian ^{you're clueless} 02:13, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

Thanks

Hey, thx for the new sysop powers. I won't let it get to my head. (Five minutes later) BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *destroys world*. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Well, thanks anyways. VCS777 RatWikian^{Talk to me} 20:07, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

Careful, kid. He'll turn on you if it suits him. ^{— Sincerely, Neveruse / Talk / Block} 20:10, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

No worries buddy. Aceⁱ⁹ 20:12, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

What up 8-ace?

Just realised I haven't said hi in a while. So, umm, hi.

Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 23:00, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

Why, hello there. Aceⁱ⁹ 23:12, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

Photos

What be with all these users and their photos recently? Nutty Roux and now you? That's like... two. SJ ^Debaser 22:30, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

Dont forget Yossie [1]. Aceⁱ⁹ 22:31, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

Plus Tom Moore. -- =w= 22:34, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

Don't forget Abbey and this guy. SJ ^Debaser 22:37, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

I don't like it when people upload images of themselves. It's often very jarring when you suddenly find that someone looks totally different to how you pictured them. Professor Moriarty 22:53, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

I still think everyone here is a paedophile, so I never know what to believe when it comes to uploading images. SJ ^Debaser 22:57, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

I still hold to my accusation that Ace is grooming new users. Based on the photo though, he may be Bruce Campbell. Professor, I know what you mean. I've been doing the online roleplaying thing for a long time now, and pretty strictly avoid inviting and offering real life information. It's more interesting to get to know the people through their characters. I don't see RW in the same way, since I don't think that we're playing characters here. --^{Ask me about your mother} 00:04, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

Everyone on RW always looks like I imagined. -- =w= 00:06, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

For the record, I look vaguely like this. --Kels (talk) 00:10, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

I always thought you were a little more 3 dimensional. You come across as having depth at any rate. Aceⁱ⁹ 01:06, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

I have perspective, doesn't that count? --Kels (talk) 01:20, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

Nobody wondered whether I'm really Commander Mark from the Secret City Adventurers drawing program, so I have no idea why I updated Nutty.jpg other than that Marcus Cicero gave us permission to be real people. 17:03, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

It must be hard being an albino, so I can see why your apartment is decorated completely in white.--Tom Moore^{fiat justitia} 00:13, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

Mei has already uploaded too much Mei concept art. The img on my userpage is my favourite. -- =w= 00:19, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

"Everyone on RW always looks like I imagined"? I'd would like to think you imagined me with a slightly smaller nose : ) Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 04:44, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

Yes, but right-handed and with better taste in watches. ħuman 02:51, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

In my defense, it was really cheap. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 02:54, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

Look at the jew, so protective over his monoploy money! Ho ho ho Aceⁱ⁹

Fastidiously organized moneypiles help me win games :P Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 02:59, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

To be frank, I do the same. Until I start losing which is when I throw it around, call everyone fuckers and cheaters before storming off to get a beer, muttering curses at those I believe to have wronged me. Aceⁱ⁹ 03:02, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

I just cheat. Oh, and I have a totally awesome watch. Check it out. --User:Theautocrat/Sig 03:12, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

I'll admit I cheat also. Ace has one of these watches on at the moment but has several others lying around. Aceⁱ⁹ 03:14, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

You fucking whore goddamn bitch cunt-faced fuck. Men who wear golden watches need to be shot. Quickly. Slowly, actually. Dammit. I thought you would have better taste. --User:Theautocrat/Sig 03:21, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

I agree - mine is plain silver ;-) Aceⁱ⁹ 03:22, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

No, that one is fine. -- =w= 01:29, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

This thread has given me a spasm of conscience. Seeing pictures of people here (Especially Kels, who's 'concept drawing' is much more powerful than a mere picture) has led me to realise that I've been thinking of you as non entities, in short, that there wasn't someone behind the computer screen. Man, what a dick I've been. I'm sorry folks. I'll leave you alone from now on. MarcusCicero (talk) 00:38, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

What's that now, six changes of heart this week? -- =w= 00:50, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

Trolls have a lot more hearts to go through. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 04:26, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

Why is MarcusCicero unbinned?
Remember: Hi, This is John's brother. I know he has been using this account for a variety of reasons, none of them productive for his troublesome history of mental health problems. For obvious reasons I don't want to go into details about this but suffice to say my mother and father have decided to withdraw his access from the internet for the duration of his most recent treatment process. I apologise on my brothers behalf for any problems he may have caused this website during his period of instability. As you know, his posts have been of a bizarre quality but that is merely a reflection of his real world mental anguishes. MarcusCicero (talk) 23:09, 11 July 2009 (UTC)
And: 20:48, 5 December 2009 MarcusCicero (Talk | contribs | block) deleted "Delaware" ‎ 20:47, 5 December 2009 MarcusCicero (Talk | contribs | block) deleted "Argument from incredulity" ‎ 20:47, 5 December 2009 MarcusCicero (Talk | contribs | block) deleted "Bohemian Grove" ‎ 20:47, 5 December 2009 MarcusCicero (Talk | contribs | block) deleted "John F. Kennedy" ‎ 20:47, 5 December 2009 MarcusCicero (Talk | contribs | block) deleted "Lucid dream" ‎ 20:47, 5 December 2009 MarcusCicero (Talk | contribs | block) deleted "Gerald Ford"
And: My glorious run has ended. This is not a case of 'leaving and never coming back', but more a case of 'burn out'. I created a personality on the internet so radically different from the real life version that I've forgotten even what trolls remorse feels like.. (You can thank Refugee over on RWW for providing the impetus) My highlights on RW: Making loads of people mad, especially Ace, Susan, Jeeves (Hi Jeeves! Wanker) and also Kels. Doing my best to persuade half of you that I 'was a dick who has something worthwhile to say', while really just being a dick and doing my best to annoy as many people as possible. Continuously rejecting the label of troll; even though I was the most transparent 'concern troll' in history. Riding the wave of mock grievance; So many times you put me on the centre stage with a semi reasonable grievance and I made sure to maximise the fallout as much as possible. Pretending to be a scholar (I know fuck all) One regret: Stooping to do the mental illness stunt. That was a terrible miscalculation. Adios RW! I may pop in from time to time, but at least now you'll know for sure than I'm a fully fledged troll! MarcusCicero 19:48, 5 December 2009 (UTC)
And: On the other hand, the temptation to shake the ant farm and watch them scurrying to each others aid is far too great to overcome. MarcusCicero (talk) 10:45, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

Lol. I do believe that this template is overused, but I think in the situation of this guy, from what I've been able to read in the short time I've been here, it's appropriate in this instance. JeffD (talk) 04:47, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

I think its funny that he lies, he says he's lying, he deletes major pages, he goes as low as to pretend he's mentally ill, and yet he's still not blocked for good. Well done RW, I think. --Sean^talk 15:56, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

"deletes major pages" oh come on that's absolute tripe. He deleted random pages, as opposed to targeting high-edit pages to muck up the wiki. ħuman 02:54, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

Well that just proves that maliciousness actually requires some intellect to back it up. ^gnostic 03:23, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

I think Philip needs to see this video

I'm sure he'll appreciate this. Sterile sock tucker 15:18, 11 January 2010 (UTC)

Unimportant email

Isn't overly important, but is worth a mosey. SJ ^Debaser 16:06, 11 January 2010 (UTC)

Beer!

I was having another of my marathon A-Team sessions last night with a couple of cans of lager and a few ciggies. I've found a new way to hold my beer - by carefully balancing it on my sternum. Needless to say at one point I laughed so hard at one of B.A. Baracus' comments (it was something like "Shutup Murdoch, you crazy fool!") that I spilt my beer on my bedsheets and laptop which I was watching it on. I woke up the following morning with my nose filled with the sweet smell of beer and a mouth stinking of fag ash and thought "Huh. I guess this is what it feels like to be Ace's fiance." SJ ^Debaser 22:41, 11 January 2010 (UTC)

To feel like Ace's fiancee you'd have to be cleaning up the spagetti and meatballs I split all over the floor last night while listening to me wandering around in a bathrobe, cursing the slippery plates and demanding that you give me back the corkscrew. Aceⁱ⁹ 22:50, 11 January 2010 (UTC)

Tyler never knew his father

[2]

My father wanted me to go to college because he ever went. So I went to college, graduate, called him up long distance, said "dad, now what?" He said, "I dunno," get a job. So I get a job, make my yearly phone call and say, "dad, now what?" He said "I dunno... get married."

Sorry, just made me think of teh angry men fight clubz. (But don't talk aboot it to anyone) Also add me at t'other place if ye can find me. SJ ^Debaser 00:33, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

Pfffft stupid. I don't even talk to my dad. Aceⁱ⁹ 00:45, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

MC/TK

Good. Excellent. Glad you see it that way. TheoryOfPractice (talk) 00:49, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

what?

What's this about you sending off drunken rants in the middle of the night.. and not including me? hmph. Well I never... lol. :p love ya! :D Refugee^{talk page} 22:28, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

Well I did just log in as soon as I saw you here! No, it wasn't emails - It was brutal text messages. Send me mail now! At work! Aceⁱ⁹ 22:29, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

OK, it's on it's way in a couple of minutes... :D Refugee^{talk page} 22:34, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

Sent! :D dislaimer: may or may not be safe for work.. use care in opening, ha! Refugee^{talk page} 22:50, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

hey gorgeous one! :-D lol - thanks for the 'fun' block - I tried to block you back but ever since the last Windows update two days ago, my browser has a mind of it's own and after 4 involuntary log-outs and the corresponding appearances of ceiling cat when I tried to post, I decided the most I could hope for was this quickie note to you before it disappears me again. Refugee^{talk page} 09:50, 15 January 2010 (UTC)

I had another dream about you last night.. :-D Refugee^{talk page} 21:55, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

Calm down!

This user is Crundy approved!!

Sheesh, it should have been obvious you'd get a stamp! I'm just doing one every now and then is all. Oh BTW, I bottled up another batch of beer and made an "ace bottle" (using an old Sol bottle), so I'll make sure it doesn't taste of arse and send it to you when I get a chance. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 11:38, 15 January 2010 (UTC)

Shit, cheers buddy. Gimmie a fucking return address this time so I can return the favour. Aceⁱ⁹ 18:34, 15 January 2010 (UTC)

Fuck no, not until you start homebrewing. I'm not having you spending a tenner just to send me someone else's beer. Pointless. Btw, log into skype. I'm drunk and bored. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 23:08, 15 January 2010 (UTC)

I would but I am just leaving the house. Gotta go try on some suits for a wedding coming up next month. Aceⁱ⁹ 23:09, 15 January 2010 (UTC)

What? What's a suit? I thought a New Zealander in a suit was called "the accused"? Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 23:11, 15 January 2010 (UTC)

Hit the nail on the head there Crundy. Ace is often referred to as "the accused". Rad McCool (talk) 01:27, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

Article?

You lost me with that. δ_ij$^{i.broke.it.}$ 05:15, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

Oh, it something Ken always says over on CP/aSK/random blogs "Liberals have still failed to refute any of my articles!". Aceⁱ⁹ 05:17, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

Ah. lol. Slugging match over? I call truce on my end. δ_ij$^{i.broke.it.}$ 05:19, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

Peace buddy. Aceⁱ⁹ 05:20, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

If you read the recent transpirings, you might see why I thought it a good not bad idea to sysop TK. My hope was sysopping him would draw him in to more conversations he couldn't win like that one (and the one after mine). δ_ij$^{i.broke.it.}$ 03:24, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

Thing is, TK doesn't care if he's right. He doesn't care if the news article at CP is true. He just wants to get a rise out of you (or anyone, really), and he got it. --Kels (talk) 04:11, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

Tk is a friendly guy if u bothered to get to kow him YourEnemy? (talk) 04:16, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

Friendly enough to talk to my boss for me, huh?!? δ_ij$^{i.broke.it.}$ 04:39, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

I never kow anyone on the first date. --Kels (talk) 04:19, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

@Kels, I long ago realized no one at CP cares if they're right. I like to force them to places like this (that they can't burn) and trash them so people on the verge don't end up falling off the cliff known as conservatism. δ_ij$^{i.broke.it.}$ 04:39, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

Well, I doubt anyone is in danger of doing so from anything written at CP anyway (including, as the saying goes, "and" and "the"). But don't believe that you're actually hurting or even stressing him in any way. --Kels (talk) 04:57, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

TK can be friendly guy. Doesnt mean he isn't a fucking snake. Aceⁱ⁹ 05:17, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

he's never bothered with me, thank goodness. I actually think he doesn't like women. I guess I'm lucky not to hear from him, if the alternative is what Kels got. Refugee^{talk page} 21:54, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

supurrrr sekrit!

I got a supurr sekret email from Terry! Shall I pass it alongs?!? δ_ij$^{i.broke.it.}$ 19:05, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

Send pleez! (I think I enabled email, if not, just ask around, a lot of people have it) --User:Theautocrat/Sig 19:06, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

Please send through "email user". Though I cannot reply via email because it is set to my work address for the day. Aceⁱ⁹ 19:11, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

All I ask is that you don't out my e-mail. I responded to TK using another account so he wouldn't get the actual e-mail I use. δ_ij$^{i.broke.it.}$ 19:11, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

All is fine, I'd never out anyone to anyone without express permission. Standard TK fare really. He is quite fun to tease, I am enjoying this. Aceⁱ⁹ 19:16, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

Can I see? Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 12:31, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

Deleted the email - was nothing interesting. Standard TK fare. Aceⁱ⁹ 19:13, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

Saw this & thought of ...

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time - Catherine Zandonella [3] ^{I have just eaten} _& stilton^talk 12:23, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

The beer...

...is good. Cracked open the first one today. Needs a bit more fizz, so i'm going to give it another week and will then post you your ace bottle. Seriously, 3 months aging in bulk in the cold garage makes a massive difference. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 21:28, 20 January 2010 (UTC)

Sweet, gimmie a fucking return address this time you wench. I wish to send you many shiny things. Aceⁱ⁹ 22:29, 20 January 2010 (UTC)

Unimportant email

is unimportant. But open it or the computer will blow up in 5, 4, 2... SJ ^Debaser 03:26, 21 January 2010 (UTC)

Waterboarding

You have some very odd drinking habits. So you waterboard your mates when drunk and eat brugmansia? Seriously, I'm NOT going to have a pint with you, ever. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 16:50, 21 January 2010 (UTC)

Waterboarding your friends while drunk is the in thing you know. tmtoulouse 17:31, 21 January 2010 (UTC)

Errrr, it was actually me that was waterboarded. Strapped to a chair while another friend shone a naked bulb in my face and yelled at me in Korean. Anyway, whence did this information originate? Aceⁱ⁹ 18:32, 21 January 2010 (UTC)

From here I would imagine. tmtoulouse 18:35, 21 January 2010 (UTC)

Hmmm I haven't eaten bugmansia in many years. Aceⁱ⁹ 18:39, 21 January 2010 (UTC)

State

The hell? Are you drnk again? Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 11:31, 22 January 2010 (UTC)

what do mean "again"...Aceⁱ⁹ 11:37, 22 January 2010 (UTC)

Well it is about 11PM on Thursday night where he is. If I had anything good at that time yesterday I woulda been as well. SJ ^Debaser 12:03, 22 January 2010 (UTC)

Oh yeah, true. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 12:05, 22 January 2010 (UTC)

Friday, surely? ^{I have just eaten} _& stilton^talk 12:13, 22 January 2010 (UTC)

Lemme check... Apparently it's 1:05AM on Saturday morning. I thought they were about 11/12 hours behind the UK. My mistake. SJ ^Debaser 12:16, 22 January 2010 (UTC)

Ah OK so it was Friday night for him when I posted this section. He was almost certainly shitfaced. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 14:15, 22 January 2010 (UTC)

My turn in a few hours. I just bought 8 cans of bud. I know, it's piss, but I like piss. SJ ^Debaser 14:17, 22 January 2010 (UTC)

It isn't that Bud is piss. It is that it gets you drunk and acts as a laxative and leaves you wondering who struck you about the head a thousand times with a tackhammer. I'll likely buy a 24 pack of something tonight. Aboriginal Noise ^{What the ...} 14:22, 22 January 2010 (UTC)

Not to be outdone, am I? I had a fridge full of it last weekend. Hang on... SJ ^Debaser 14:45, 22 January 2010 (UTC)

Ugh, bud. I can't believe it's considered a lager. (1) They use rice to increase the fermentable sugars instead of malt (to make it cheaper and taste more like piss), and (2) They ferment it and bottle it within a couple of days. The word "Lager" comes from the German "Lagern" meaning "to store", because lager should be cold stored for 3 months before bottling and drinking. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 16:01, 22 January 2010 (UTC)

Whats all this bullshit rambling on my page? You people need hobbies. Aceⁱ⁹ 20:35, 22 January 2010 (UTC)

Count yourself lucky, Ace. I can't remember the last time People have never conversed like this on my page. SJ ^Debaser 20:48, 22 January 2010 (UTC)

Mutter, mutter. Aceⁱ⁹ 21:07, 22 January 2010 (UTC)

Here it is

Oh, here it is!

Here's the booze Ace. Hence the name of the pictures - "SuperJosh's fridge before," and "SuperJosh's fridge after." Hence them! SJ ^Debaser 00:54, 23 January 2010 (UTC)

Bud is piss and your fridge is too small. I can fit exactly 12 beers in each of my two vegetable drawers. I'd show you but away from home for the weekend in wine country. Aceⁱ⁹ 00:57, 23 January 2010 (UTC)

I'm currently living in student-provided accommodation, and all they're giving us is this small fucking fridge. I like beer, and I'm poor, and Bud was the cheapest larger I could afford. Sue me. SJ ^Debaser 00:59, 23 January 2010 (UTC)

Also, enjoy tha wine! SJ ^Debaser 01:00, 23 January 2010 (UTC)

I went with a 24 pack of Yuengling Porter this evening. Perhaps there will be some left for tomorrow... Aboriginal Noise ^{What the ...} 01:16, 23 January 2010 (UTC)

I got through 5 of the 8 cans of cheap bud I got through tonight. A nice relaxing night of sitting around, chatting the shit and such with my friends. SJ ^Debaser 01:18, 23 January 2010 (UTC)

Having dinner with the in-laws. Bottle of wine down and sitting pretty after following it with 3 beers. More wine to come. After all, this is wine country. Aceⁱ⁹ 05:17, 23 January 2010 (UTC)

Grunk. ħuman 05:54, 23 January 2010 (UTC)

It would seem so. Aceⁱ⁹ 07:06, 23 January 2010 (UTC)

Better than bat country. SJ ^Debaser 14:53, 23 January 2010 (UTC)

By the Force! --Kels (talk) 22:10, 24 January 2010 (UTC)

Tell me

Please tell me I have as much power as a CP syop. I'll be very erect. Webbtje (talk) 21:49, 24 January 2010 (UTC)

Your erection is well earned. Aceⁱ⁹ 22:05, 24 January 2010 (UTC)

Ah, most excellent. Webbtje (talk) 23:50, 24 January 2010 (UTC)