User talk:Erk

Welcome

You seem to be an actual human being! Congratulations! Welcome to RationalWiki and have a complimentary goat! KnightOfTL;DR (talk) 18:01, 5 March 2012 (UTC)

My software is just really, really good, but thanks for the goat. I shall have it scanned so that I may consume the sum of its being. Erk (talk) 18:07, 5 March 2012 (UTC)

I also detect you are proficient in the knowledge of the video games, such as Starcraft, possibly Knights of the Old Republic, and a slim-chance-of-Fire-Emblem-but-probably-not. Scientist foodie who likes games. Interesting development...KnightOfTL;DR (talk) 18:21, 5 March 2012 (UTC)

Correct on SC and KotOR, although I don't remember referencing KotOR. I haven't played any fire emblem though. Erk (talk) 20:42, 5 March 2012 (UTC) (ed: Oh right. Meatbag. Hehehe.)

Ah, OK. Fire Emblem was a distant possibility; a character has your handle in one of the games, though he's minor. But he does happen to be a snarky wizard with purple hair. But all the same, both Starcraft and KotOR are good games. Yay! KnightOfTL;DR (talk) 21:03, 5 March 2012 (UTC)

I also thought of Fire Emblem, but I wasn't willing to get my hopes up. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 05:30, 6 March 2012 (UTC)

Welcome 2

What is going on? World Blogs Clogs Elections The Bar (talk) (talk) (talk) (talk) (hic) Welcome to RationalWiki, Erk! Check out our guide for newcomers and our community standards! Tell us how you found RationalWiki here! If you are interested in contributing: Read what our articles are intended to be Check out the to-do list See our help page and Wikipedia's formatting cheatsheet If writing a new article, consider writing up a draft And most importantly: Pull up a goat and have some fun!

That is how you welcome somebody! Blind leading the blind... TheCheat^{I run on alcohol} 18:17, 5 March 2012 (UTC)

I shall not fail you again, TheCheat. This I swear upon my honor.KnightOfTL;DR (talk) 18:21, 5 March 2012 (UTC)

It's all right. Your goat had lots of character. Erk (talk) 18:25, 5 March 2012 (UTC)

To be fair I have no idea what I am doing here as far as rules go, but the precedent I have seen is to use the welcome template thingy TheCheat^{I run on alcohol} 18:50, 5 March 2012 (UTC)

"rules"? Peter ^{Monomorium antarcticum} 05:33, 6 March 2012 (UTC)

It's also tradition to throw in a few random words :-) "shyly putrefying mirthful ape," for example. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 05:32, 6 March 2012 (UTC)

Yeah, but only you do that. Peter ^{Monomorium antarcticum} 05:33, 6 March 2012 (UTC)

Bah. Kids these days have no appreciation for tradition. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 10:06, 6 March 2012 (UTC)

Tradition? WHAT'S TRADITION!?--Dumpling (talk) 19:24, 8 March 2012 (UTC)

I think it's when all day and night you have to struggle for a living, to feed a wife and children, say your daily prayers. And who who has the right as master of the house to have the final word at home? ERK! | Complaints Hotline 19:27, 8 March 2012 (UTC)

What is tradition? A miserable little pile of rituals!KnightOfTL;DR (talk) 19:34, 8 March 2012 (UTC)

TRADITIOOOON! TRADITION!--Dumpling (talk) 19:37, 8 March 2012 (UTC)

Hi. I enjoyed your post on "How I found ..."--Bob^{"What can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence."} 09:32, 5 April 2012 (UTC)

Sysop

Have a mop and bucket for your trouble. Don't spend it all at once. ^narchist 21:10, 8 March 2012 (UTC)

What did I ever do to you to earn this kind of abuse? (thanks!) ERK! | Complaints Hotline 21:16, 8 March 2012 (UTC)

Survived a week three days. Peter ^{Monomorium antarcticum} 21:18, 8 March 2012 (UTC)

Footnotes

Why not?