User talk:Erk

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You seem to be an actual human being! Congratulations! Welcome to RationalWiki and have a complimentary goat! KnightOfTL;DR (talk) 18:01, 5 March 2012 (UTC)

My software is just really, really good, but thanks for the goat. I shall have it scanned so that I may consume the sum of its being. Erk (talk) 18:07, 5 March 2012 (UTC)
I also detect you are proficient in the knowledge of the video games, such as Starcraft, possibly Knights of the Old Republic, and a slim-chance-of-Fire-Emblem-but-probably-not. Scientist foodie who likes games. Interesting development...KnightOfTL;DR (talk) 18:21, 5 March 2012 (UTC)
Correct on SC and KotOR, although I don't remember referencing KotOR. I haven't played any fire emblem though. Erk (talk) 20:42, 5 March 2012 (UTC) (ed: Oh right. Meatbag. Hehehe.)
Ah, OK. Fire Emblem was a distant possibility; a character has your handle in one of the games, though he's minor. But he does happen to be a snarky wizard with purple hair. But all the same, both Starcraft and KotOR are good games. Yay! KnightOfTL;DR (talk) 21:03, 5 March 2012 (UTC)
I also thought of Fire Emblem, but I wasn't willing to get my hopes up. Star of David.png Radioactive afikomen Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments. 05:30, 6 March 2012 (UTC)

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That is how you welcome somebody! Blind leading the blind... TheCheatI run on alcohol 18:17, 5 March 2012 (UTC)
I shall not fail you again, TheCheat. This I swear upon my honor.KnightOfTL;DR (talk) 18:21, 5 March 2012 (UTC)
It's all right. Your goat had lots of character. Erk (talk) 18:25, 5 March 2012 (UTC)
To be fair I have no idea what I am doing here as far as rules go, but the precedent I have seen is to use the welcome template thingy TheCheatI run on alcohol 18:50, 5 March 2012 (UTC)
"rules"? Peter Monomorium antarcticum 05:33, 6 March 2012 (UTC)
It's also tradition to throw in a few random words :-) "lackadaisically zapping revolting ox," for example. Star of David.png Radioactive afikomen Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments. 05:32, 6 March 2012 (UTC)
Yeah, but only you do that. Peter Monomorium antarcticum 05:33, 6 March 2012 (UTC)
Bah. Kids these days have no appreciation for tradition. Star of David.png Radioactive afikomen Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments. 10:06, 6 March 2012 (UTC)
Tradition? WHAT'S TRADITION!?--Dumpling (talk) 19:24, 8 March 2012 (UTC)
I think it's when all day and night you have to struggle for a living, to feed a wife and children, say your daily prayers. And who who has the right as master of the house to have the final word at home? ERK! | Complaints Hotline 19:27, 8 March 2012 (UTC)
What is tradition? A miserable little pile of rituals!KnightOfTL;DR (talk) 19:34, 8 March 2012 (UTC)
TRADITIOOOON! TRADITION!--Dumpling (talk) 19:37, 8 March 2012 (UTC)
Hi. I enjoyed your post on "How I found ..."--Bob"What can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence." 09:32, 5 April 2012 (UTC)


Have a mop and bucket for your trouble. Don't spend it all at once. Scarlet A.pngnarchist 21:10, 8 March 2012 (UTC)

What did I ever do to you to earn this kind of abuse? (thanks!) ERK! | Complaints Hotline 21:16, 8 March 2012 (UTC)
Survived a week three days. Peter Monomorium antarcticum 21:18, 8 March 2012 (UTC)


Why not?