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Welcome Wagon[edit]

Welcome back to the light side of the force Hoji. Tmtoulouse 00:46, 25 May 2007 (CDT)

Hoping I can get something out of RationalWiki, Trent. --Hojimachong 00:54, 25 May 2007 (CDT)
Howdy, Hoji. GodlessLiberal 20:46, 25 May 2007 (CDT)

Thanks, Hoji, and welcome. Good to see you here. --AKjeldsen 19:34, 27 May 2007 (CDT)

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111 lulz -AmesG 19:48, 27 May 2007 (CDT)

Welcome!!! Good to have "good hoji" here!. And dont listen to DocSock; he's crazy.--PalMD-רפאל ליפשון 20:22, 27 May 2007 (CDT)

Don't listen to Pal, he's a heretic.DocSock 20:55, 27 May 2007 (CDT)

Well, great. Now Andy's got the excuse he needs to purge the last half-sane editor CP had. --Gulik 20:35, 27 May 2007 (CDT)

Andy can't purge Hoji, then he can't brag about having editors from across the political spectrum. --Kels 20:42, 27 May 2007 (CDT)
I don't know about that. If Hoji goes, then they will just label Phillip Rayment or Learning as the new Lib'rul. As long as there are more than two people there can never be a shortage of targets.Prof0705 20:45, 27 May 2007 (CDT)
I suppose, although Andy went though the trouble of praising Hoji for his edit count on his talk page, he might not be so quick to jump. Not that he won't, he's snaky that way. --Kels 20:59, 27 May 2007 (CDT)
Of course he can! He'll still have editors from every valid political position, from right-wing to ultra-right-wing! --Gulik 21:02, 27 May 2007 (CDT)
Dammit, I thought I had those goalposts fastened solid! --Kels 21:04, 27 May 2007 (CDT)

Also: Hi Hoji, you don't know me but I've been watching for a while. Nice to meetcha! --Kels 21:04, 27 May 2007 (CDT)

Hola everyone! I've talked to Andy about joining RationalWiki, and invited him to observe my actions; since I have been trusted with special priviliges at CP, I do not feel that I should be sneaky, or be abusing those powers for ideological reasons. So he doesn't yet have an excuse to ban me. And hi there, Kels! --Hojimachong 11:31, 28 May 2007 (CDT)

Hoji! ----Linus(plot evil tech) 11:44, 28 May 2007 (CDT)

Hey Hoji, looks like you have a fan on CP. GodisTruth thinks you are too Lib'rul {{User too liberal|Hojimachong}} Prof0705 12:46, 28 May 2007 (CDT)

I now made my own box, [[Template:User hojiliberal]], stating that I am only kept around to be the token liberal and show "diversity". --Hojimachong 18:47, 28 May 2007 (CDT)

Be careful not to get blocked over andy's idiocy tonight.--PalMD-yada yada 21:09, 28 May 2007 (CDT)

"Idiocy?" Puh-lease, the man is insane! "Lying isn't lying when you don't stand to gain." Either he's certifiably insane or has simply been a lawyer for far too long. Hi, Kookajou! (Waves). ~~ Cracker 21:33, 28 May 2007 (CDT)

Andy is distracted by TKs nose banging against his prostate with that little Phyllis plug. And KooKoo is being a bully asshole. I'd tell him to go fuck himself if i wasnt permabanned. And those poor socks who are ravaging andy on deceit. So sad.--PalMD-yada yada 21:35, 28 May 2007 (CDT)

Ok Hoji. How did you hear about the goatse plot? ruined my fun for the night.Prof0705 07:56, 29 May 2007 (CDT)

me too[edit]

Welcome back Hoji, you iz bin missed! Hope you enjoy the little Dollhouse we built while you were doing penance. humanbe in 23:34, 29 May 2007 (CDT)

Then again[edit]

It could be a ploy, (the idiocy) to see who fights about this so we can do some banning? I dunno, but they've done that one a number of times...never had The Big Guy in on it though. ~~ Cracker 21:41, 28 May 2007 (CDT)

I'm not sure I follow that one? But if Hoji wants me to block him for a minute or two I will. But it will never be as much fun as it is with Bohdan. Hell, the guy's name is an anagram of Oh-Ban'd! Heck, if Andy joins and wants a little ban-juice, I'd sully my hands and perform the act if he asked. humanbe in 23:39, 29 May 2007 (CDT)

Conservapedia link[edit]

It seems to me that this site is potentially a valuable resource for editors of Conservapedia. Valuable constructive criticism abounds. I noticed that you deleted and protected "RationalWiki" on the Conservapedia site. Could you please place an article there with a link to this site? --Horace 05:36, 29 May 2007 (CDT)

Cp editors use outside resources? humanbe in 23:39, 29 May 2007 (CDT)
Well, really I was just trying to tease Mr. machong. I don't like seeing him subjugating his obvious talent to the evil Schlafly. I was hoping to get him in trouble and possibly even blocked so that he could spend more time here. --HBC 23:45, 29 May 2007 (CDT)
Look, me, if "we" all start using "our" real name on here, it will confuse the hell out of the audience! HBC 23:49, 29 May 2007 (CDT)
Yes, we make a good point, and yet, I feel deep down that I must be Helena all on MY own. ALL OTHER Helena's must be disposed of! NONE can be allowed to sully my perfect Bonhamesque beauty by their polluting presence. Come a little closer my dear, I feel a little faint. --The one and only HBC 00:02, 30 May 2007 (CDT)
We are correct, as always, except that, of course, I am Ms. Carter. HBC 00:27, 30 May 2007 (CDT)
Pipebomb of Truth
I grow weary of this lunacy!!!
NO! NOT THE HBC BOMB! --Kels 12:29, 30 May 2007 (CDT)
Horace: That makes you think ASchlafly wants to hear ANY criticism, let alone "constructive" criticism? Besides, he knows All Liberals are Filthy Liars anyway, so why would he listen? (And the saner editors are just cogs in his mill, so they can't do anything anyway.) --Gulik 13:15, 3 June 2007 (CDT)

Hoji, the good Hoji, please...[edit]

  • Why does everyone here refuse to follow their own rules? Why don't you accede to my reasonable demands? Why are you all so confused about how to follow rules? Make me a sysop! Bet you thought this was someone else. humanbe in 21:56, 1 June 2007 (CDT)

You're here.[edit]

Welcome I guess. I am still a bit annoyed at you though. Həlios-speak to me! 02:22, 3 June 2007 (CDT)

Hi hoji! -ĬŴΣĐĝё 01:39, 3 June 2007 (CDT)
DUDE! So glad to see you here! -αmεσ (!) 19:59, 13 July 2007 (CDT)

He lives![edit]

And amazingly, Aschlafly's let him out of the little box in the basement to come visit us. So, how are you liking CP's new "quantity, not quality" scoring system? --Gulik 19:11, 13 July 2007 (CDT)

Box? no, that would burn too easily when God rained fire and brimstone on me. He keeps me in a fireproofed cage. --Hojimachong 19:14, 13 July 2007 (CDT)
Remember the dark side is seductive....we have been following your exploits in the judges namespace though ;) . tmtoulouse vex 19:16, 13 July 2007 (CDT)
Can you do me a favor and send me an e-mail? I have a question… --Linus(plot evil tech) 19:23, 13 July 2007 (CDT)
Hi Hoji! Can we keep the half of you that TK doesn't like? I admire the efforts you have been making to salvage the team contest, and your qualities of judginess. Damn, I wish they'd make me a judge here! Here come de judge... (ok, only the Coot Cabal will understand that one). Anyway, feel free to grab some goat pilaf to go while you're here, if you can't stay to eat. We can also help with that rectum full of bitter liquids! Tell Bohdan to come say hi again, will ya? humanbe in 20:21, 13 July 2007 (CDT)
Come join us on Teh Forums! --Linus(plot evil tech) 21:00, 13 July 2007 (CDT)
Fancy meeting you here. Bohdan 23:30, 13 July 2007 (CDT)
Bohdan? I thought you retired from RW.--AutoFire 23:32, 13 July 2007 (CDT)
Si senor Bohdan. --هوجيماشونغ
I'm still retired. Bohdan 23:34, 13 July 2007 (CDT)
Just came around to say hi? --هوجيماشونغ
Just came to pwn a few of the rwers. Bohdan 23:36, 13 July 2007 (CDT)
You don't know it yet bohdan, but your much more like us than you are like them. You will see that some day. tmtoulouse vex 23:37, 13 July 2007 (CDT)
What is that link for? What does it mean? Bohdan 23:37, 13 July 2007 (CDT)
CP couldnt have sucked out your logic that much..... tmtoulouse vex 23:39, 13 July 2007 (CDT)
How did your signature change so suddenly? Bohdan 23:40, 13 July 2007 (CDT)

MAGIC bohdan.....:) just follow the code and you will see. tmtoulouse vex 23:43, 13 July 2007 (CDT)

isn't there a rule about not deleting asterisks? Or are they not allowed? i can't remember. Bohdan 23:44, 13 July 2007 (CDT)
Neither actually. tmtoulouse vex 23:45, 13 July 2007 (CDT)

New Signoff for CP[edit]

Have you considered boomshanka? --Kels 12:13, 30 July 2007 (CDT)

Pronounced like "boom", then "shank"... is the "a" at the end more like uuuuhhh or aaawwww? --ηοξιμαχονγ 18:00, 30 July 2007 (CDT)

telling you what i think of your signature...[edit]

The Arabic one was infinitely cooler! GHammer and Sickle text gold.svgdlessLiberal 19:07, 30 July 2007 (CDT)

I'll use HHammer and Sickle text gold.svgjimachong for a week or so, just to mess with ya ;-). --HHammer and Sickle text gold.svgjimachong 00:51, 31 July 2007 (CDT)
Haha, good idea! I might get an Arabic sig then. GHammer and Sickle text gold.svgdlessLiberal 12:16, 31 July 2007 (CDT)
I'd love to make that one for you. Would you like the Arabic glyphs for "G-O-D-L-E-S-S-L-I-B-E-R-A-L", or the two words "Godless" and "Liberal" translated into Arabic? --HHammer and Sickle text gold.svgjimachong 18:34, 1 August 2007 (CDT)
Hmm.... could you do both? Then I'll pick which one looks cooler. GHammer and Sickle text gold.svgdlessLiberal 21:59, 1 August 2007 (CDT)

Audience with no unicode ( me) getteth a row of dinky little squares if non-ascii used. I wonder in my sad existence what wikinterpreter's & helios's are really like. But I like the pretty colours. Keepright on ... 18:54, 1 August 2007 (CDT) Unicode not downloadable? And yes, I like the pretty colors too. Can you see the golden hammer and sickle? --HHammer and Sickle text gold.svgjimachong 18:57, 1 August 2007 (CDT)

I'm on a pda ;( Yes hammer and sickle very nice GOLD colour. Keepright on ... 19:02, 1 August 2007 (CDT)

Hammer and sickle is an image, so it should be fine. Unless someone alters their font sizes... humanbe in 19:26, 1 August 2007 (CDT)

/~If I had a gold hammer I'd (pay someone to) hammer in the mornnnning~/

What would you do if you had a gold sickle? GHammer and Sickle text gold.svgdlessLiberal 22:04, 1 August 2007 (CDT)
I'd sells it on teh eBays, gotta have some way to pay the guy hammering.
How much do hammer-ers charge these days? I might place a bid. GHammer and Sickle text gold.svgdlessLiberal 22:06, 1 August 2007 (CDT)
But...YOU already gots it a gold hammer and a goldsickle. Are they cold? Delicious? CЯacke® 22:09, 1 August 2007 (CDT)
Well of course. I know I've already got one, I just want an extra, so I can say "luckily i have a s[ch]pare" in my Goldmember accent. GHammer and Sickle text gold.svgdlessLiberal 22:18, 1 August 2007 (CDT)
ROTFL, thanks for my daily dose of RW lulz, guys. humanbe in 00:27, 2 August 2007 (CDT)

"If I had a hammer... there'd be a lot of dead folk singers... " humanbe in 00:27, 2 August 2007 (CDT)

How inhumane, human Keepit under your hat! 07:17, 2 August 2007 (CDT)

Nice work there, Hoji. I trust we only get the "bad Hoji" here? I hope? OK, cool. Now go pwn (wandalize) Bohdan's pages, life and future! (Oh, and PS, always nice to see you again!) humanbe in 01:09, 5 August 2007 (CDT)


is Andy planning another team contest? --Linus(plot evil tech) 17:01, 5 August 2007 (CDT)

I think TK might've taken the "privilege" of doing so from under Andy's nose... --HHammer and Sickle text gold.svgjimachong 17:49, 5 August 2007 (CDT)

You are funny[edit]

You and Bohdan. I love you both. Thank you :) 00:17, 8 August 2007 (CDT)

Wow, timed out? Whodathunkit? I live here! That was me! humanbe in 00:19, 8 August 2007 (CDT)

Jesus, etc, thank you :)[edit]

For making the page more ecumenical :) Whichever one it was :) humanbe in 01:32, 8 August 2007 (CDT)

My first instinct was to write "grow some f***ing balls and show some respect". But I decided eloquence would be much better than childish swearing. Though childish swearing is awfully fun. --HHammer and Sickle text gold.svgjimachong 02:02, 8 August 2007 (CDT)


hoji; where's the cp connection in ? - just axin Keep me informed 12:02, 8 August 2007 (CDT)

Along with the fact that it's currently on the CP front page, there are plenty of other links in that list that are directly to whackjob news sites. --HHammer and Sickle text gold.svgjimachong 12:07, 8 August 2007 (CDT)
Mm there are, but a permalink to that instance might be better no? I'd do it meself but it's over my edit limit ( Stick it in if you want. Keep me informed 12:22, 8 August 2007 (CDT)
Hmm, that bit should be in "according to", methinks, not "best of CP". If I can generate some energy, I might move it... humanbe in 18:51, 8 August 2007 (CDT)

Your "Deceit" Stunt on CP....[edit]

Classic. You're my hero. PFoster 18:17, 8 August 2007 (CDT)

If only I could find one celebrity who likes Borscht, I could make that list! --HHammer and Sickle text gold.svgjimachong 18:29, 8 August 2007 (CDT)
Maybe Clooney likes it? (We already know he's deceitful). CЯacke® 18:31, 8 August 2007 (CDT)
Utter bollocks! --HHammer and Sickle text gold.svgjimachong 18:39, 8 August 2007 (CDT)
Wait, I thought borscht was made from beets not bollocks? Ah well.CЯacke®
Beets be bull bollocks. --HVista-epiphany.pngjimachong 00:20, 9 August 2007 (CDT)

Conservatives non-sexual experience of intense physical pleasure[edit]

Wonder what he would think if you let him know that yahoo really is no where near the top search engine, for example here. Google is about 55-60 percent yahoo is around 18-20. tmtoulouse vex 18:43, 8 August 2007 (CDT)

PJR let him know. What do you want to bet he saw it here, while combing the site for evidence? --HHammer and Sickle text gold.svgjimachong 00:10, 9 August 2007 (CDT)
Oh we let him know, he came around here posting the same brag on like 10 pages. tmtoulouse vex 00:11, 9 August 2007 (CDT)
As User:Newton? --HHammer and Sickle text gold.svgjimachong 00:14, 9 August 2007 (CDT)
yep. tmtoulouse vex 00:17, 9 August 2007 (CDT)
tsk tsk. Well, I'm going to watch people in the Big Brother house for 20 minutes (using the 24 hour live feed), then watch the Daily Show and CR, then bed. --HVista-epiphany.pngjimachong 00:18, 9 August 2007 (CDT)
Hi Hoji, it's always nice to see when sanity can cross the "boundaries". By the way, cp:Neoconservatives has got my panties in a bunch. I'd like to see more of that conservative viewpoint spread across CP. Well, minus the anger at them not being part of the American Taliban, anyway. Oh, I wish for too much... humanbe in 00:53, 9 August 2007 (CDT)
I think the viewpoint of the author of cp:Neoconservatives is that of classical conservatism, back when conservatives actually were respectable and reasonable; they didn't just claim to be. I agree, that kind of conservatism would be good for CP. Well, gotta go - one of the Big Brother contestants is trying to get another to vote somebody out because they're Jewish. --HVista-epiphany.pngjimachong 00:58, 9 August 2007 (CDT)


lol... GHammer and Sickle text gold.svgdlessLiberal 19:58, 13 August 2007 (CDT)


Dear Hoji -

Thanks for the edit on the Slavery talk page at CP. I can barely type in English or French, so I've yet to teach my computer how to write in Arabic. peace. PFoster 11:11, 20 August 2007 (CDT)

Your "What's going on" correction[edit]

*laughs* No, that wasn't some inside joke, it was just my brain on autopilot at 4am. XD Thanks for catching it! --Sid 06:01, 6 September 2007 (CDT)

Conservapedia Commandments[edit]

Any chance you can get them to add "Don't mention the FBI!" to the list, since doing so _will_ get you banned on CP? I mean, only a Deceitful Liberal would have "unwritten laws", RIGHT?  :D --Gulik 12:04, 7 September 2007 (CDT) (I kid. I know perfectly well you have all the clout of a bag of smoke over there. I just don't understand why you keep acting as an enabler to Andy & co.'s idiocy.)

I'm the North Carolina IP address![edit]

I'm the "IP address from North Carolina" and am a completely innocent user who is not AmesG! Since you edit at Conservapedia, can you explain to Karajou that I am not Ames and have him unblock my IP? 17:14, 9 September 2007 (CDT)

Being Ames is an egregious crime, punishable by bad things. Ask my girlfriend. I'm sorry you somehow got tangled up with me, whoever you are! Hope you come back to RationalWiki though.!-αmεσ (!) 17:17, 9 September 2007 (CDT)
My name there was "fillmoreman". It was blocked too. Since my entire range appears to be blocked, I have know way to negotiate this problem with the actual editors there. 17:19, 9 September 2007 (CDT)
Yes, I was "FillmoreMan", and since you seem to active now, go onto CP and unblock me! FillmoreMan 22:11, 9 September 2007 (CDT)
But your IP was seen posting here, ipso facto, you are a wandal. CЯacke® 22:13, 9 September 2007 (CDT)
Well, my IP posted here AFTER I got banned. I went here for help, and if you don't give me help, expect some goatse. FillmoreMan 22:15, 9 September 2007 (CDT)
Time is relative, and relativity is a liberal deceit. Goatspeed!!! humanbe in 00:09, 10 September 2007 (CDT)
One does not simply walk into Conservapedia! Its black gates are guarded by more than just Karajous. --AKjeldsenGodspeed! 04:26, 10 September 2007 (CDT)
Rumour has it that some mountain trolls guard CP! (فهو ابله الخيانه) ... --HVista-epiphany.pngjimachong 20:33, 11 September 2007 (MDT)

Hoji I'm confused[edit]

Explain the AmesG/intellectualism thing?-αmεσ (!) 20:35, 11 September 2007 (MDT)

Just did. I enjoyed reading it, and I think you need to add more. --HVista-epiphany.pngjimachong 20:35, 11 September 2007 (MDT)


Are you really a sysop on CP? I can't beleive you exist here and there! I am looking for advice about just what I can and cannot do there...if I stay. I thought I was MOR, but from what I am reading there, I am most def a Communist! :p NightTrainṢρёаќǃ 18:47, 21 September 2007 (EDT)

BTW, it seems our mutual political compasses match exactly! --NightTrain♦Τάļќ ǃ 16:02, 22 September 2007 (EDT)
Always good to have politically similar cohorts. A basic rundown for CP is; don't say anything that disagrees with Christianity, creationism, or staunch conservative economics/moral values. I can answer more questions on a case-by-case basis. --HVista-epiphany.pngjimachong 16:15, 22 September 2007 (EDT)
Cool, and thanks! My email is enabled through here, and my YIM is on my page if you ever care to share what is going on there. There is so much contention 24/7, it really seems to someone new to be a war zone! I am not some flaming left-wing guy, and in spite of my "compass" being the same as yours, I think it puts people in a UK political context, because I never really thought of myself as "liberal" as much as it shows. Thanks for responding. One thing, this place, in spite of the PR it gets, people are much more friendly and welcoming here than over there. --NightTrain♦Τάļќ ǃ 16:27, 22 September 2007 (EDT)

Well, I can see that I spoke out of turn, what with you changing your mind in community standards! I'll go back to keeping my mouth shut, and just helping where I can. I can sense the chill in the air. --NightTrain♦Τάļќ ǃ 21:49, 22 September 2007 (EDT)

What? Don't keep your head down. Speak your mind. Dunno what's gone on but your opinipns are as valid as anyone's. Susantalk to me 21:58, 22 September 2007 (EDT)

Yeah. As long as you aren't overtly crude or insensitive, your opinions are as valid as anybodies. This is in name a Mobocracy! --HVista-epiphany.pngjimachong 00:05, 23 September 2007 (EDT)

thank you[edit]

for the deletion of crappy spam on my user page. You are, as always, a good person. humanbe in 00:50, 2 October 2007 (EDT)

Now I just need somebody to explain to me why I'm actually taking Jeb seriously. --HVista-epiphany.pngjimachong 00:52, 2 October 2007 (EDT)
Um, no one does. We just have to deal with his occasional shit. I hope you didn't take it personally. You know, on CP, they try to kill off trolls, etc., and they never win. We try to figure out other ways - indulge the vandal, engage the idiot. Does that make sense to you? Sorry if PIECE OF SHIT JEB BERKELY bothered you. humanbe in 01:03, 2 October 2007 (EDT)
He's a good asshole to vent on. I can spout at him, and he can't defend himself with anything other than non-sequiturs or ad hominems. --HVista-epiphany.pngjimachong 01:08, 2 October 2007 (EDT)


Hojimachong, I am very tired. I can;t even see the screen, anymore.Thanks, dude.The AlienDon't tase me, Bro!!! 01:58, 2 October 2007 (EDT)


Wow, nice work... I'll undo it soon, but still awesome pwnage of a fiendish vandal!!! humanUser talk:Human 22:07, 21 October 2007 (EDT)

You missed your chance to go on a block rampage![edit]

Sorry to see you lose teh sysopness :-( -αmεσ (mission accomplished!) 01:21, 26 October 2007 (EDT)

Did old batty give a reason? Locke User is Vandal/sysop Always Watching...... 01:22, 26 October 2007 (EDT)
Not a peep on CP, Hoji.....odd they never said a word. Is that normal? -- --Иight¤Ṭrain ♦Τalk ǃ 02:40, 28 October 2007 (EDT)

dastardly plans[edit]

Hoji, send me an IM sometime, at omgshiftplusone. I have an idea... GHammer and Sickle text gold.svgdlessLiberal 02:47, 28 October 2007 (EDT)

  • Are you done editing at CP? Bohdan 21:54, 28 October 2007 (EDT)
Somewhat. I don't see myself being actively involved in the CP bourgeois class anymore, but perhaps a little light editing later on. --HVista-epiphany.pngjimachong 21:59, 28 October 2007 (EDT)
Another question. If you were operating sockpuppets on CP, weren't you technically in violation of the rules? Bohdan 22:01, 28 October 2007 (EDT)
Nogalatchis, Pearson, and ThomasMazouradesh were my socks.
  • Nogalatchis was never created on CP, merely RW 1.0 - not in violation of the rules according to "how we differ from Wikipedia" #15.
  • Pearson did nothing to violate the rules. He edited Arabic-related articles. The Commandments page states "Sockpuppets are also blocked", but does not state that the puppeteer will be punished.
  • ThomasMazouradesh was active here and at CreationWiki, but not CP. See justification for Nogalatchis.
So nope, Hojimachong never broke any rules at CP. --HVista-epiphany.pngjimachong 22:05, 28 October 2007 (EDT)

Do you remember when you welcomed me to CP back on march 28? Those were the days... Bohdan

The days when people were just sane enough to take seriously. Oh, I'm getting all nostalgic... --HVista-epiphany.pngjimachong 22:44, 28 October 2007 (EDT)
Well before everyone has a good cry, I have been trying to catch you on IM. -- --Иight¤Ṭrain ♦Τalk ǃ 23:50, 28 October 2007 (EDT)


Just realized you were HELPING me by moving my page back... sorry, I'm not so bright... I missed Bohdan's initial wandalism. Thx for your constant vigilance!-αmεσ (mission accomplished!) 01:23, 30 October 2007 (EDT)


I'd only celebrate if we called out the firing squad. GHammer and Sickle text gold.svgdlessLiberal 22:19, 31 October 2007 (EDT)

Even the smallest victories are still, indeed, victories. Today, we can enjoy the fact that WBC will probably have a hard time continuing their activities with an $11 million they have to shell out. That, and CP has finally closed registration, therefore ensuring that it remains an extremist enclave. --Ζωροάστρης 22:46, 31 October 2007 (EDT)
Actually, that would be smart move. CP can only work if registration is by approval only. Otherwise, too many sane people spend their drunken hours wasting the sysops' time blocking and reverting them. Idiotfly should have figured this out long ago. Kels & I always thought his "project" would have worked better if he just brought a few dozen new homskollars on each year, and made them "improve" his blog. humanUser talk:Human 23:12, 31 October 2007 (EDT)

You've got big brass balls, my friend[edit]

Sorry to see you gone on CP, but glad you did right on the way out. Stile4aly 23:54, 31 October 2007 (EDT)

PS - What's the bon mot you tossed off at the end there? Stile4aly 23:57, 31 October 2007 (EDT)

Planet sized balls.-αmεσ (mission accomplished!) 00:06, 1 November 2007 (EDT)

The only thing I would have added would have been "If having a 15 year old sysop is a problem, there is some serious rethinking of current sysops and the promotion policy." It also appears from your conversation with TK that Andy has no backbone at all. You should transcribe those chats, and toss 'em on here with screen shots so that people can find them. --Shagie 00:09, 1 November 2007 (EDT)

Also, I'm glad you're here :-). Hoji is the LAST cabalist to bite the ban bullet, even though it's at his own behest. There should be parades in the street; with this, we can probably work as a better group, and plan further in the futurez.. and maybe move on from CP, despite all the fun we have there. Glad to see you and feel better.

Also, BOO.-αmεσ (mission accomplished!) 01:11, 1 November 2007 (EDT)


Hey, Hoj. As I'm sure it's only a matter of time before Andy's talk page is "archived" and those screenshots of your conversation with TK are lost, could we get them set up permanently somewhere here, if they're not already? It was a very interesting read. DickTurpis 11:16, 1 November 2007 (EDT)

Verily.-αmεσ (mission accomplished!) 11:19, 1 November 2007 (EDT)
Hey Hoji, I don't know if it was "you", but in case it was, I grabbed a screenshot of Pearson's user page before it got vaped ("I am a Sunni Muslim" - priceless!). I can upload it here or email it to you if you want. humanUser talk:Human 16:40, 5 November 2007 (EST)
Lol - I'm good, Pearson was a nothing more than a lvl 2 sock. I'm working on other things right now. --Ζωροάστρης 22:51, 5 November 2007 (EST)
Cool, no big deal - I thought it was a throwaway, but given the timing I thought you might want a souvenir. As if you couldn't do it yourself. I'll just keep it in my little trophy room. humanUser talk:Human 01:01, 6 November 2007 (EST)

Why did you quit Conservapedia[edit]

You could have used your Sysop status to block TK, Karajou, and the rest of those jerks for infinity. You should have went on a blocking rampage lol. --Uncle J 18:24, 1 November 2007 (EDT)

Part of the reason he quit was the loss of his sysop status - supposedly due to inactivity.
On an unrelated note, Hoji, your parting words were great. -Masterbratac 18:27, 1 November 2007 (EDT)
Yeah I read them, they are pretty good, I'm surprised a moderate like Hoji lasted so long on such a fascist website --Uncle J 18:42, 1 November 2007 (EDT)
Though a common misconception, my leave was not a result of my loss of sysop status. I have rectified misunderstandings with my sock "Pearson" on Andy's talk page. Thank you for your interest! --Ζωροάστρης 21:56, 1 November 2007 (EDT)
Sorry Hoji, but honesty is verboten at CP. --Kels 22:00, 1 November 2007 (EDT)

Hey Hoji![edit]

What's been going on here? I leave for Damascus for a couple of weeks, and everything happens! Please, in no more than 15 words, summarise the events of the last fortnight here. Godspeed!-- מְתֻרְגְּמָן וִיקִי שְׁלֹום!

Clusterfuck. Few were wounded, though, and it looks like the only fatality was NightTrain.-αmεσ (mission accomplished!) 22:00, 4 November 2007 (EST)
We lost another editor to CP but I can't remember who at the moment. Locke User is Vandal/sysop Always Watching...... 22:01, 4 November 2007 (EST)

Blood letting lots and lots of and at CP. tmtoulouse vex 22:06, 4 November 2007 (EST)

^ That's a good thing. I haven't been around here much recently, but I have been stirring up some s*** against the Nazi menace recently; I'm writing an 'Information Warrior's Handbook' style guide to it at the moment. I've got, what, ~40 banned accounts there now? :) -- מְתֻרְגְּמָן וִיקִי שְׁלֹום!
Blood letting is good for the humors and for the soul...........purge............ tmtoulouse vex 22:11, 4 November 2007 (EST)
Hoji "retires" CP, implicates TK. TK reads Cabal forum. Socks rampant. NightTrain rants. CP bad. 15 words right there. --Ζωροάστρης 22:14, 4 November 2007 (EST)

Here's the diff. NightTrain was furious that a RW sysop would smear a CP sysop in that way, and somehow ALSO managed to get a copy of Cabal posts, and is threatening to make into an anti-RW hate page. So it'd be a wiki against a wiki (RW) which is against a wiki (CP) formed against a wiki (WP). Talk about meta-wiki right there. Needless to say, we're quaking in fear.-αmεσ (mission accomplished!) 22:16, 4 November 2007 (EST)

And some anonymous IP made me cry. tmtoulouse vex 22:18, 4 November 2007 (EST)
Sounds good. Except for making TmT cry. -- מְתֻרְגְּמָן וִיקִי שְׁלֹום!
It's okay I blocked him for it. tmtoulouse vex 22:21, 4 November 2007 (EST)
I had a migraine, but i found a way to cure it.--PalMD-If it looks like a donut, eat it 22:25, 4 November 2007 (EST)
I thought that was the "cure" for cranialrectumitis? CЯacke®
Your colonic entries bring all sorts of interesing google searchers to us...wanna know some key words? tmtoulouse vex 22:27, 4 November 2007 (EST)
Absolutely. I already played the google #1 meme.--PalMD-If it looks like a donut, eat it 22:30, 4 November 2007 (EST)
It seems the top search criteria has been purged for october to make way for november I will see if I can dig it up again. tmtoulouse vex 22:38, 4 November 2007 (EST)


Hey, I just discovered that you are the sole proprietor of a rich lode of redlinks at User:Hojimachong/Archives. It would seem to be a real pile of work to nowiki or bracket delete them - how would you feel about simply wrecking the page by enclosing the whole thing (or at least, large chunks of it, leaving most of the formatting to work properly) in nowiki tags? Tanks, humanUser talk:Human 14:29, 6 November 2007 (EST)

Another loser who has nothing better to do[edit]

Nice work. On the tedious reverting, that is. Tiresome, but thank you! humanUser talk:Human 00:09, 12 November 2007 (EST)

Bah Humbug! Going through a list of contributions and hitting "rollback" isn't too intensive. But thanks for noticing ;-). --Ζωροάστρης 01:08, 12 November 2007 (EST)


Do what you will. DickTurpis 23:32, 12 November 2007 (EST)

Are these edits a bit much? [1] [2] [3]. Sorry. I forget if this is you or someone else. DickTurpis 09:45, 17 November 2007 (EST)

So apparently you're back to building up credibility again. (?) Smart move, but... does anyone actually care about Conservative's Homoshmecksical articles? What's the point there? Uchiha 00:24, 28 November 2007 (EST)

Summary of Christianity[edit]

Hilarious! Did you write it? humanUser talk:Human 18:58, 18 November 2007 (EST)

Nope. It's blog-fodder from somewhere or other - I think somebody vandalized CP with it once, and I liked it, so I took it. Amazingly, it's 100% accurate! --Ζωροάστρης 19:23, 18 November 2007 (EST)

PING PONG!![edit]

Um, sure I have an email adress... let me just go, make a new one up quickly...

Ah, nuts, I'm too lazy. There, email is activated! ouch, my anonymity ... 00:39, 28 November 2007 (EST)

I don't think...[edit]

...i've said hello since you joined. missed all the controversy with you leaving the other place. to be honest, I liked you being there, it made the place a little human. oh well. though your partian shot was worth it :) airdish 03:19, 28 November 2007 (EST)

presdays vs. electdays.[edit]

See my comment at template elect talk... And maybe you should archive some of your talk page? Hi Hoji! humanUser talk:Human 23:49, 7 December 2007 (EST)

"In summary..."[edit]

Is that you? That's funny shit. Also, you've been missed around here.-αmεσ (mission accomplished!) 01:24, 17 December 2007 (EST)


Hey, Hoji - I'm going to assume that you were trying to make a joke that missed or that you just didn't know; for the most part, 'round these parts anyways, calling a brother from Pakisatan (editor's note - really bad typo there) Pakistan a "Paki" is the moral equivalent of dropping an N-bomb on him. I'm still a little taken aback. PFoster 18:59, 27 December 2007 (EST)

Calling it "Pakisatan" can't be the friendliest slap on the back, either! ROTFL! humanUser talk:Human 19:33, 27 December 2007 (EST)
I'm a bit shocked to discover that it's such an unfriendly term - it's a regular part of the lexicon amongst pretty much everybody I know, and I certainly didn't mean it in a derogatory way. Now I need to introduce a new, non-offensive term for Pakistanis - perhaps "Pakistanis"? Either way, thanks for fixing it. Would you like to help in the project? --Ζωροάστρης 21:07, 27 December 2007 (EST)
I imagine the offensiveness might be sort of regional thing - in the British and Canadian contexts, it's certainly a "no" word - maybe that's not the case in the US. As for helping, I'm willing to do what i can. Peace. PFoster 21:29, 27 December 2007 (EST)

New Gwenson[edit]

New Gwenson is a shitty town in New Jersey. Eighty years ago, something happened there that no one then or now cares about.

Fart on Hoji's talk page![edit]

I brought balloons!

I think you forgot to close an italics tag. Party time! humanUser talk:Human 00:50, 11 January 2008 (EST)

But you created a typo in the header to this section. Does that mean the party migrates to your page?--Bayesupdate 00:52, 11 January 2008 (EST)
WOOOHOOOOO!!!!! --Ζωροάστρης 00:54, 11 January 2008 (EST)
Just to torment, I must request that you keep the booze away from the minor. Pinto's5150 Talk 00:55, 11 January 2008 (EST)
Sorry... it's smaller in size now, like a wine cooler. We're well on our way to making the most visually disgusting party in RW history. --Hojidie! 00:57, 11 January 2008 (EST)
Yah, part here, part there. Hoji's bound to be legal in some time zone. We'll party there! humanUser talk:Human 00:59, 11 January 2008 (EST)
Here's one for you...
...and one for you!!!
Hojimachong and I will be just fine with our sparkling cider and grape juice, thank you very much. --Star of David.png Radioactive afikomen Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments. 01:42, 11 January 2008 (EST)
It's not "grape juice", it's "purple drink"! According to Dave, anyway. And I'll hog all the scotch, so you're safe there. humanUser talk:Human 01:46, 11 January 2008 (EST)
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Aren't minors supposed to drink "Jesus juice" instead of wine? UchihaKATON! 02:28, 11 January 2008 (EST)