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Ah, sorry, I farted.
This page has been
gas attacked by SuperJosh.
Sorry.

I fart on your grave, you stinking sock bastard. SJ Debaser 22:36, 2 December 2009 (UTC)

I told my niece the story of The Three Billy Goats Gruff on Monday. She laughed at the part where the troll was butted off the bridge and fell to his death whilst screaming, "Argh! I only did it for the LULZ!

Heh heh heh. Well, to be fair, it was the "only for the lulz bit, nothing to do with trolling that reminded me of that phrase. Scarlet A.pngbomination 22:37, 2 December 2009 (UTC)

Ah, that's fine. Eventually, I may reveal myself, but this is way more fun. It gives me the liberating feeling that nobody knows who I am. And, this way, I can poke fun at Jfraatz, who pisses me off. Jfaartz 22:38, 2 December 2009 (UTC)

Mop n bucket[edit]

You've been here for less than an hour and already been blocked. You don't need a mop, you need a bloody sword! There's a sysop guide lying around somewhere- oh! I linked to it! See what I did there? Funny... SJ Debaser 23:12, 2 December 2009 (UTC)

Thanks. I look forward to the block wars with you especially. Jfaartz 23:13, 2 December 2009 (UTC)
I hate to be the old fuddy-duddy here, since the user name is so funny, but can you be careful not to edit in such a way as to be confused with the editor you are almost doppelganging? Don't give him reason to complain, and we won't have to rename you... let the faartzing ensue! ħumanUser talk:Human 01:55, 3 December 2009 (UTC)
I shall do my best to behave accordingly. But, what do you mean by edit in a way to confuse people? He is here to promote Fascism while I'm here for fun and lulz.... Jfaartz 04:18, 3 December 2009 (UTC)
Just don't impersonate him. Fart on him, or any of us, fine. Just don't edit in a way that might confuse normal editor/visitors in a way that would confuse them as to who you are. That is all. ħumanUser talk:Human 05:15, 3 December 2009 (UTC)
Oh, okay. I won't. Thanks you for the clarification. Jfaartz 05:26, 3 December 2009 (UTC)
Timestamping your posts will ensure that you are not confused with Jfraatz. Mjollnir.svgListenerXTalkerX 05:27, 3 December 2009 (UTC)
I think I do that already. But I will continue to. Jfaartz 05:28, 3 December 2009 (UTC)

Why?[edit]

Why are you copying SuperJosh? Or, are you SuperJosh? The Goonie 1 What's this button do? Uh oh.... 04:33, 3 December 2009 (UTC)

Dude, I'm here for the Lulz. Besides, SJ gave me permission to copy him. Jfaartz 04:37, 3 December 2009 (UTC)
Ah, I see that now. Very well, then. Carry on. Lord Goonie Hooray! I'm helping! 04:39, 3 December 2009 (UTC)
Good. Glad you see the humor :)) Jfaartz 04:41, 3 December 2009 (UTC)
He's not me. I already have to run LTAJ in my alternate RL personality, I don't have time for a third. SJ Debaser 12:01, 4 December 2009 (UTC)

I just couldn't wait...[edit]

I had to blow your cover sooner or later. Here's to you, as you will soon become my bot that faartz everywhere, in honor of SuperJosh and Human. Gooniepunk2010 Oi! Oi! Oi! 05:50, 4 December 2009 (UTC)

Ah, Goonie, I knew I smelled something familiar! ħumanUser talk:Human 05:58, 4 December 2009 (UTC)
This happened because:
  • I thought that Jfraatz looked like Jfartz to begin with.
  • you once told me you were afraid that all the humor and parody was gone from this site, and I took that as a challenge, and decided to prove you wrong. Jfaartz 06:01, 4 December 2009 (UTC)
Oh, those were dark days indeed... I now know I was completely wrong! Happy daze are hear again! ħumanUser talk:Human 06:10, 4 December 2009 (UTC)
Glad you liked this sock. Cheers! AnarchoGoon Swatting Assflys is how I earn my living 06:21, 4 December 2009 (UTC)
Cheers yourself indeed. Twas the funny of the day. ħumanUser talk:Human 06:22, 4 December 2009 (UTC)
THe best part is that SuperJosh knew the entire time that it was me, because I told him before hand. Gooniepunk2010 Oi! Oi! Oi! 15:09, 4 December 2009 (UTC)

Idiot[edit]

Such crass idiocy. MarcusCicero 13:07, 4 December 2009 (UTC)

Why thank you, MC. If you're hurling insults at me, I know I must be doing something right. Jfaartz 13:39, 4 December 2009 (UTC)
I also think this copycat farting nonsense is disreputable if you were shopping for opinions. Conservapederast (talk) 20:40, 12 December 2009 (UTC)
No, I know. This sock of mine was mostly a tribute to my two wiki friends SuperJosh and Human. The farting copycatting is my nod to SuperJosh. One of these days, I will come up with own, original way of doing things. Until then, patience. Jfaartz (talk) 20:45, 12 December 2009 (UTC)
Yay! I have friends!! SJ Debaser 20:57, 15 December 2009 (UTC)

lkat gapse rae tno mocunimty ropterpy[edit]

dera eth mocunimty tansdarsd×. Evil wisest Phantom! 21:37, 13 February 2010 (UTC)

I cannot, for the life of me, make any of this out! FrankThePseudoscientist (talk) 21:38, 13 February 2010 (UTC)
Yay, fun with anagrams. "Talk pages are not community property" and "Read the community standards". Aboriginal Noise with 4 M's and a silent Q 00:45, 14 February 2010 (UTC)
Anagrams are "supposed" to be other real words... oh well... It's only a glovepuppet. ħumanUser talk:Human 03:09, 14 February 2010 (UTC)
I've never understood Spanish. SJ Debaser 03:17, 14 February 2010 (UTC)
Latin? MC SOCK!!!! --The Emperor Kneel before Zod! 04:02, 14 February 2010 (UTC)
OMGDZ CALL THE lIBERAL jUNKIES!!! ħumanUser talk:Human 04:05, 14 February 2010 (UTC)
Hmmmm, since when did my sockpuppet become popular????? Punky Your mental puke relief 07:35, 14 February 2010 (UTC)

I agree[edit]

Don't worry dude, I'll always block him no matter what. Ace is on your side so no need to leave! Acei9 22:10, 12 March 2010 (UTC)