User talk:Kirk Johnson

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I was going to post a humourous (warning shock image) goatse link just for you, but I can't bring myself to face it. --Ψ GremlinZungumza! 11:47, 4 December 2010 (UTC)

Are you really squeamish??? Now that's out of character. Kirk Johnson (talk) 13:50, 4 December 2010 (UTC)

Are you...

Kirk Johnson of Knoxville, TN -- Powell High School, class of 1984?

If you are, I know you. If no, sorry to bother you. MDB (talk) 10:33, 5 December 2010 (UTC)

I'm the ghost of Kirk Johnson who died but is immortalised as the Goatse, seriously Kirk Johnson isn't my real name. Kirk Johnson (talk) 17:23, 5 December 2010 (UTC)

Goatse

It's starting to get old. --Ψ GremlinRunāt! 13:21, 6 December 2010 (UTC)

Sysop

You are one. Read this. P-Foster (talk) 16:37, 23 January 2011 (UTC)

Thanks!!!! Kirk Johnson (talk) 16:58, 23 January 2011 (UTC)

and about time, sez I. 'Twas getting tiresome sweeping up the red bangs-clamation points in the wake of your diligence. Sprocket J Cogswell (talk) 18:00, 23 January 2011 (UTC)

For your recent contributions

For demonstrating exemplary goatery in the line of duty, Tyrannis has awarded you a used pre-owned! and slightly stale cookie. Ewwwwwww. Cockroaches ate half of it.

Thanks for the stale cookie, well linking, Catholic to the Roman Catholic Church was a mistake because Lutherans, Anglicans, perhaps others also consider themselves Catholic. Sorting out pages that link to "Catholic" is a magnum opus but leaving things for a few years would make correcting the mistake even more laborious. Kirk Johnson (talk) 15:19, 24 March 2011 (UTC)

For the Glorious meta-site

Aren't you German? Тy^Talk. 18:43, 24 March 2011 (UTC)

Nein! Kirk Johnson (talk) 18:46, 24 March 2011 (UTC)

Only chance to edit: [1]. Тy^Talk. 18:48, 24 March 2011 (UTC)

Dead guys

We deleted it cause it served no purpose. Тy^Talk. 16:28, 7 June 2011 (UTC)

I lost my sysop buttons, is anything wrong? Proxima Centauri (talk) 11:27, 8 June 2011 (UTC)

Day-Age Creationism

Are you still working on this stub? If not, i'll jump in. but didn't want to step on toes if you have ideas about it.--En attendant Godot 15:06, 27 June 2011 (UTC)

I'll be happy for you to develop Day-Age Creationism, I'm looking forward to reading how you deal with it. Kirk Johnson (talk) 16:00, 27 June 2011 (UTC)

Feel free to disagree, of course, but I tend to avoid starting articles if they will be a stub. In many cases, nothing is really better than "almost nothing". --En attendant Godot 17:48, 27 June 2011 (UTC)

I was planning an article pointing out that the sequence is wrong, also I feel starting an article with at least one good link is better than nothing and can encourage others to develop the article as happened. Kirk Johnson (talk) 06:33, 28 June 2011 (UTC)

Catholic Mass

WTF are you doing to that page? Put the conspiracy theories in Fun space or something. Nebuchadnezzar (talk) 06:30, 21 July 2011 (UTC)

The conspiracy theories in Mass (religion)#Black magic ritual are real, please check the linkies,

1. John Paul II Pedophiles, Pederasts, Rapists-Priests Army were like the Nazis born out of the Devil’s bowels an inherently evil all-male hierarchy who thrived under secrecy and cover-up of ...
2. Opus Dei Benedict XVI Eucharist-lies: Sacrament of Satan Kirk Johnson (talk) 06:40, 21 July 2011 (UTC)

Er...Opus Dei...world domination...you're not serious, right? Nebuchadnezzar (talk) 07:02, 21 July 2011 (UTC)

I have no opinions about any RC conspiracies but the websites I used as references seem to think there is some weird conspiracy involving Opus Dei and the pope with the Jesuits resisting. Kirk Johnson (talk) 08:18, 21 July 2011 (UTC)

Confession

Hey Kirk, I'm new here. I fell in love with this site the moment I saw it. After reading for a while, I decided to write my first article! I found the topic "confession" under articles that need expansion and figured I'd go all-out and give it the full monty treatment. Since I'm new here, I thought it would be appropriate to ask you first before I posted it, since you wrote the stub on confession which was up. I liked what I read, but I thought that confession deserved a full treatment, from beginning to end. Above all, I thought confession should focus on catholic confession, which I had plenty enough to do of back in school. Could I have permission to post my new article? -Powers Aug.11 edit: another user assured me that this would be fine, so I went ahead. I wouldn't have done so except, I think it is a very good article and I couldn't just keep it to myself!

Great edits!

Good work on Confession!--^talk 09:33, 18 August 2011 (UTC)

Thanks! Kirk Johnson (talk) 09:49, 18 August 2011 (UTC)

Anti-Catholicism

Read this page. Nebuchadnezzar (talk) 17:34, 8 September 2011 (UTC)

No seriously. Read that page. Internalize it. Grok it. Nebuchadnezzar (talk) 17:34, 21 March 2012 (UTC)