User talk:Tesseract

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Greetings, oh four-dimensional one, and thank you for joining the awesome mop wiki! I hope you enjoy your time here. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 02:49, 18 January 2012 (UTC)

Hey!

I was wondering why it said that I have a message.

Please sign your posts, brah. Four tildes'll do 'er. P-Foster Talk "a cheetos-eating, Mountain-Dew drinking vlogger living in someone's basement." 02:57, 18 January 2012 (UTC)

ugh

Looking up what a tesseract is gave me a headache. I'm not joking. It's only a little headache, but damn. And Wikipedia said people can perceive four dimensions of space with little to no training... I'm just seeing polygons spinning around.--User:Brxbrx/sig 02:58, 18 January 2012 (UTC)

LOL

OK, I'm going to have to figure out the settings on this site pretty quickly.

I thought it was supposed to be impossible for humans to think in 4D due to evolution, much less actually perceive 4D. People perceiving 4D would be havoc. Of course people can think in 4D, the question is simply: How?

Yes, I am so intelligent, "LOL." ^{— Unsigned, by: Tesseract / talk / contribs}

I would assume that in a 3D universe, it would be impossible for people to think or perceive 4D. Sam ^Tally-ho! 03:02, 18 January 2012 (UTC)

Another tip

You're not really supposed to remove people's comments, even from your own talk page, unless they're really bad. Also, please sign your posts by typing ~~~~ after them. Thanks! Sam ^Tally-ho! 03:08, 18 January 2012 (UTC)

So, where exactly are all the official things that say what I am and am not allowed to do here? Tess 03:18, 18 January 2012 (UTC)

here. ArchieGoodwin (talk) 03:19, 18 January 2012 (UTC)

"A user's talk page, like any other talk page on the site, is public and does not belong to the user. However, users are permitted to delete posts containing personal attacks or trolling from their own talk pages, being responsible for any abuse of this permission."

Most of these words are not strictly defined, so now it is time to start strictly defining them myself. Tess 03:27, 18 January 2012 (UTC)

Would you like to make fuck?

File:SexyAce.jpg

I am dripping with horny

Sorry, I didn't mean to offend you. Just doing what I do best - being fucking awesome and handsome. I am probably Rationalwiki's most respected and loved user. Ace^Moderator 03:27, 18 January 2012 (UTC)

I just thought you were some random spammer or troll. Yes, really. Tess 03:29, 18 January 2012 (UTC)

Try rationalwikiwiki.org to learn about the local wildlife. Peter^{Quasniki 2012!} 03:31, 18 January 2012 (UTC)

You'll grow to love me and then you can join the others in my crypt after I die. Ace^Moderator 03:34, 18 January 2012 (UTC)

Do I still get the nice sarcophagus in the back corner? Sam ^Tally-ho! 03:35, 18 January 2012 (UTC)

Well, I'm not a human being, I am a set of messages on a screen which you identify by their similarities. I won't die, although you just admitted that you will. Tess 03:37, 18 January 2012 (UTC)

Ho ho ho, I'll haunt you all. Ace^Moderator 03:41, 18 January 2012 (UTC)

Is that really you, ace? I know I completely stay out of any and all political and social circles on this site, but if that's you, I'm suddenly interested in getting involved. X Stickman (talk) 03:46, 18 January 2012 (UTC)

Indeed, that is me. Ace^Moderator 03:55, 18 January 2012 (UTC)

PROTIP

You can't use <a> tags in your signature as the wiki software won't parse them; use wikilinks instead, i.e. instead of <a href="">Tesseract</a> use [[User:Tesseract|Tesseract]]. Blue (pester) 02:38, 19 January 2012 (UTC)

Thanks! Is the spacing thing just space or is there some reply button I haven't figured out yet? Tess 02:41, 19 January 2012 (UTC)

It's colons - : - that do it. Peter^{Quasniki 2012!} 02:43, 19 January 2012 (UTC)

(EC)Each successive reply is denoted by an extra colon preceding it. Like so:

First comment Blue (is useful)

:Second comment Blue (pester)

::Third comment Blue (is useful)

And so on. Hope this helps! Blue (is useful) 02:44, 19 January 2012 (UTC)

So your sig's still coming out as wiki-markup. In your preferences, is the little box under where you can write a new sig checked? Sam ^Tally-ho! 21:35, 19 January 2012 (UTC)

Thanks. Tesseract 02:21, 20 January 2012 (UTC)