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George Carlin (May 12, 1937 — June 22, 2008) was one of the world's greatest comedians. He was one of the greatest champions of anti-censorship and free speech in the United States. He is possibly best known for his most famous work, a dissertation on the highlights and flaws of an aristocratic society, entitled Shit! Piss! Fuck! Cunt! Cocksucker! Motherfucker! Tits! This performance led to a landmark Supreme Court decision that allowed the FCC to regulate certain 'indecent' words, now popularly referred as the seven dirty words, on broadcast television and radio. He was well known to be
pessimistic awake, hateful angry, and profane a master of words, and loved to take apart the idiocy that is human language.
He wrote several books, and received numerous awards. He also played Rufus in the Bill and Ted films, and Cardinal Glick in Dogma. He died some time past, and a little bit of light went out of the world. But the great thing about it was, he left us hours and hours of audio and video.
- Extremely critical of religion, he was known for his long rants about how religion has pretty much fucked us over, including a deconstruction of the Ten Commandments.
- He supported a woman's right to abortion, and did a scathing take-down of pro-life and "sanctity of life" arguments.
- He loathed politically correct euphemisms, opining that "Smug, greedy, well-fed white people have invented a language to conceal their sins." and that it is the intent behind the use of words that counts and not the words themselves.
- He semi-jokingly supported the death penalty for drug money laundering by "white, middle class Republican bankers".
- He scornfully deconstructed the ways in which men try to be manly in a routine called "The Male Disease".
- He had great contempt for Americans' addiction to shopping malls and eating huge amounts.
- He absolutely loathed the self-esteem movement.
Carlin is often revered by conspiracy theorists (mainly the libertarian Illuminati/Truther Ron Paul variety) because of a scathing piece he performed in his later years, in which he says, among other things, that politicians exist to give the illusion of freedom of choice, and his questions regarding 9/11. Strangely enough, Carlin himself was center-left and never outright said that the U.S. government perpetrated 9/11, so we guess that he must have been a puppet of the Illuminati, and not the hero the cranks make him out to be?
One of Carlin's later routines on environmentalism was highly critical of the "...self-righteous environmentalists, these white, bourgeois liberals..." for their self-important veneer of altruism and denial of the fact that what is at stake is not the planet's mere existence, but the planet's habitability for them and other living things. Predictably, his message went over the heads of climate deniers, who took the video as evidence that he agreed with them, gleefully reposting it on YouTube under such dishonest titles as "George Carlin on global warming". Their efforts are rather undermined by the total absence of any talk of global warming in the video, and the fact that Carlin has elsewhere acknowledged its existence and criticized humans for ravaging and not caring about the environment.
Related to the environmentalism is his stance against political correctness. Carlin was famous for his stance against soft language (ex. using physically challenged or differently abled in place of cripple) though plenty of his misaimed fans take this as a free ride to use whatever terrible words they want and be as bigoted as they'd like.
"I didn't say half the things I've said"
Given his popularity and dead-on-target wit, it was inevitable that some quotes which sound like they're by George Carlin, but weren't really by George Carlin, would eventually start making the rounds. Snopes has more than one article about false e-mails claiming to quote Carlin, often involving made-up political rants or glurge. In 2001, Carlin said of these fake quotes:
“”I want people to know that I take care with my writing, and try to keep my standards high. But most of this "humor" on the Internet is just plain stupid. I guess hard-core fans who follow my stuff closely would be able to spot the fake stuff, because the tone of voice is so different. But a casual fan has no way of knowing, and it bothers me that some people might believe I'd actually be capable of writing some of this stuff.
Among the things George Carlin didn't really say? The phrase "I didn't say half the things I've said." That was Yogi Berra.
- Religion is Bullshit. YouTube.
- Although I know some Pythons who would disagree
- FCC v. Pacifica Foundation
- FUCKING awesome movie
- What, you expect we're gonna put some on here? Look it up yourself you lazy little shit.
- "George Carlin - 10 Commandments". YouTube.
- "George Carlin: Pro Life, Abortion, And The Sanctity Of Life". YouTube.
- "George Carlin - Euphemisms". YouTube.
- "George Carlin - Death Penalty". YouTube.
- "The Male Disease - George Carlin". YouTube.
- "Life Is Worth Losing - Dumb Americans - George Carlin". YouTube.
- "George Carlin -Child Worship". YouTube.
- Segel, Adam. George Carlin: Global Warming Denier ... ?. Daily Kos, 27 June 2008.
- Examples here, here and here. See also Conservapedia's current revision of his page as of April 2018: "He also criticized global warming and environmentalism."
- "George Carlin-Natural Disasters". YouTube.
- Nudd, Tim. George Carlin, Jamie Lee Curtis Blame Humans for Fires. People.com, 24 October 2007.
- Archive copy at the Wayback Machine