User talk:Ace McWicked/Archive12

Cheers Buddy

22:18, 11 September 2010 (UTC)

and general what the fuckery

I hope it's going ok, you seemed to hit a bit of a wall recently. ħuman 05:56, 19 September 2010 (UTC)

yes indeed, a wall and several parked cars. Ace^X-102 06:01, 19 September 2010 (UTC)

Ouch. Hope you have good legal representation and personal support. ħuman 06:06, 19 September 2010 (UTC)

Sorting it out. Its a shame though, I really liked my car but now its a twisted hulk. Ace^X-102 06:10, 19 September 2010 (UTC)

I'll never forget the back seat of that car. 20:23, 30 September 2010 (UTC)

Sexy... SJ ^Debaser 00:38, 18 December 2010 (UTC)

Sysop rights

Gentleman Ace, In regards to the sysop rights that have been granted in regards to my user rights on your vandal site, it is quite apparent that you have failed to account for an increase in the spread of anti-atheist logic with regards to the internet. Using my new rights, at a time of my choosing before the Easter season, I will commence Operation Mountain Goat Volcano, which will spew Christian logic on your atheistic rants. A certain search engine beginning with "G" will, with regards to your vandal site, demonstrate that you have lost all vestiges of credibility. --Composure1 (talk) 15:53, 28 September 2010 (UTC)

Skype

You at work or on teh unrestricted innertubes atm? Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 22:09, 28 September 2010 (UTC)

At work with unrestricted innertubes however just because it's unrestricted don't mean I can jabber on to a drunken pom with an apparent speech impediment who is trying to solicit a 15 yr old. Ace^Drumcode 22:11, 28 September 2010 (UTC)

Lies! I don't have a speech impediment. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 22:19, 28 September 2010 (UTC)

I assumed your hideous accent was the result of some kind of birth defect or cleft palette. Ace^Drumcode 22:31, 28 September 2010 (UTC)

Seriously, what's the matter with you these days? Have I pissed you off without knowing about it? Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 22:37, 28 September 2010 (UTC)

Oh nothing, sir. We are friends of course. Life has dealt me a harsh hand though and caused me much personal, financial and criminal stress which is causing my current state of cynicism. Ace^Drumcode 22:39, 28 September 2010 (UTC)

Well, the only comments I've seen from you against mine have been outright rude, abusive, or unessasarily contradictory, rather than your usual banterous snark. I also offered you advice on your ambien problem (having personal experience with said drug and the law simultaineously, as well as consulting the resident Crown Prosecutor for advice on your behalf) and you archived it without reply. What's a guy to think? Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 22:45, 28 September 2010 (UTC)

Well I do apologise. I didn't mean to cause you consternation and hadn't noticed myself being particularly rube or abusive. I mean you no harm. Ace^Drumcode 22:47, 28 September 2010 (UTC)

haha a lovers tiff this is so funny now do you see why it is wrong to be gay Prejudicial (talk) 12:51, 29 September 2010 (UTC)

You do know that they're just gonna discuss fucking that nice ass of yours, right Prejudicial? Gooniepunk2010 ^{Oi! Oi! Oi!} 16:42, 29 September 2010 (UTC)

Crundy and I will make up with some beautiful loving. Like doves. Gay doves. Ace^Drumcode 19:37, 29 September 2010 (UTC)

I thought I was part of this love circle. WTF guys? 19:41, 29 September 2010 (UTC)

Always, Nutty, always. Ace^Drumcode 19:44, 29 September 2010 (UTC)

Haven't seen you on Skype in ages either Nutty. Have you moved onto more interesting IM clients? Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 10:26, 30 September 2010 (UTC)

Don't be silly Crundy, there is no other as worldly and interesting as we are. Ace^Drumcode 19:53, 30 September 2010 (UTC)

No I mean is he using something other than Skype? Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 20:16, 30 September 2010 (UTC)

I've already missed a few chances to chat with Crundy and Ace b/c I've been out to dinner or on deathwatch for my cancer-ridden cat. But I'm usually around if you email or text me in advance. Holla. 16:46, 6 October 2010 (UTC)

I just don't sign on that often because my mother always assaults me with chat requests. Just text or email me and I'll pop on, g monkey. 20:22, 30 September 2010 (UTC)

I have a funny story about the letter G. I'll tell you both sometime. Ace^Drumcode 20:34, 30 September 2010 (UTC)

You cunts need to hit me up for hot oral chats. It'll be fun. Text me and I'll log on if I can. 07:08, 2 October 2010 (UTC)

Oi, what am I, chopped liver? SJ ^Debaser 16:24, 6 October 2010 (UTC)

Are you around? What the hell time is it? ħuman 08:20, 7 October 2010 (UTC)

A.C.E.

I watched a recording of Dawkin's 'God Delusion' documentary this evening and discovered that A.C.E. stands for Accelerated Christian Education. Just sayin'.  Lily ^{Inspirate me.} 22:57, 1 October 2010 (UTC)

Finally someone cracked it. I always wanted it to be you...:-) Ace^Drumcode 05:16, 2 October 2010 (UTC)

Paul Henry

Article on BBC News about this now. What a twat. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 15:53, 7 October 2010 (UTC)

Dude, Paul Henry is fucking hilarious. i⁹ 00:47, 8 October 2010 (UTC)

Although the comments (both of them) were a little silly and immature I hardly think it necessary for the Indian government to call in our ambassador and give him a roasting. Paul is a talkshow host for god's sake, not a government offical. The idea that this should spark a diplomatic incident is laughable and demonstrates to me that the Indian government have their priorities completely screwed up. --Damo^Hi 01:38, 8 October 2010 (UTC)

Well, my mornings aren't the same without Henry's acerbic wit. I loved it when he starting talking about that woman's mustache. i⁹ 01:40, 8 October 2010 (UTC)

I think he crossed the line over the Anand comment, his suspension is fair enough in my opinion. The Dickshit comment was pathetic and not worthy of a guy of his intelligence but not worth the incident it seems to have caused. --Damo^Hi 01:48, 8 October 2010 (UTC)

He did go to far but he is still damned funny. i⁹ 03:35, 8 October 2010 (UTC)

Taking the piss out of the spelling of someone's name is immature, but nothing too major. Comparing Indian people to turds is inexcusable for someone in his position. It's the sort of comment you'd expect from a 13-year old retard. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 09:56, 8 October 2010 (UTC)

Alright now look it - I watch Paul Henry every morning on TV. He is damned clever, damned funny and hell outrageous. The only thing he is guilty of is speaking to the nation in a manner that would be more suited to a private party. i⁹ 11:58, 8 October 2010 (UTC)

Hahahahahaha funny, damned funny. i⁹ 12:10, 8 October 2010 (UTC)

"Why do Italian men grow mustaches?" ħuman 04:12, 9 October 2010 (UTC)

Is that show based in Wellington? I'll come over so we can superglue a homeless man's taint hair to Paul's upper lip, the bastard. 16:35, 16 November 2010 (UTC)

Sticker fail

Your favorite movie: Kids love it! Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 12:40, 18 October 2010 (UTC)

Heh, I am having a Human Centipede evening next week. i⁹ 19:50, 18 October 2010 (UTC)

Some people don't appreciate progress

See title -Aswh1 (talk) 03:51, 19 October 2010 (UTC)

What? i⁹ 03:52, 19 October 2010 (UTC)

That's right. -Aswh1 (talk) 03:53, 19 October 2010 (UTC)

Is the human centipede a breakdance move?

14:51, 21 October 2010 (UTC)

Check out this hard ass Sri Lankan hip hop.

15:00, 21 October 2010 (UTC)

New sig

I like it. Tetronian ^{you're clueless} 20:45, 24 October 2010 (UTC)

Thanks very much. I went to a party last night and while I was waiting for my ride I casually watched a bit of Jackass. Of course the next thing I know I have a concussion and a fucked shoulder. I think I offended some dear friends also. My sig has never been more portentous. Fuck^that 20:51, 24 October 2010 (UTC)

Pedant ...

... moi? 20:25, 7 November 2010 (UTC)

Sí! Ace^{word up} 20:30, 7 November 2010 (UTC)

Just because...

...it's the bastard half-cousin of techno, doesn't mean it's not pretty. (btw - read Last Night a DJ Saved My Life - great history on the birth of techno. And yes - Derrick May & Juan Atkins are teh awesome.) --Ψ GremlinParla! 10:57, 18 November 2010 (UTC)

Tsk Tsk

I found more of you in the TZB archives. Have a look. Still looking for other RWians – Nick Heer 05:32, 19 November 2010 (UTC)

Lol

[1] nice one. ħuman 06:58, 19 November 2010 (UTC)

Heh. Ace^{word up} 10:46, 19 November 2010 (UTC)

Hi

I love you too. Mr. Blue (talk) 21:30, 22 November 2010 (UTC)

Add topic

the top of the page says add topic. Pointed moment (talk) 21:41, 1 December 2010 (UTC)

Good spotting. Ace^{word up} 21:42, 1 December 2010 (UTC)

I do nothing, the computers know all. Pointed moment (talk) 21:45, 1 December 2010 (UTC)

Snow

What does the sun look like? I can't remember. Pointed moment (talk) 22:56, 1 December 2010 (UTC)

Next time it comes out go outside and stare at it for awhile. Ace^{word up} 22:57, 1 December 2010 (UTC)

To brighten your day

heh heh heh.

They say

life's too short to listen to crap music. I disagree. Everybody should listen to crap music. --Ψ Gremlin講話 15:09, 3 December 2010 (UTC)

Hazell Dean is HEAVENLY. 15:33, 3 December 2010 (UTC)

Yes, but coming from a Bieberette, that's hardly an endorsement :) --Ψ GremlinRunāt! 15:37, 3 December 2010 (UTC)

Ark Encounter

I know you'll love this. sterile bank heist 04:12, 4 December 2010 (UTC)

Let's hear it for funding creation science! Hip hip... 04:45, 4 December 2010 (UTC)

fuck fuck fuck what thidhfsi Ace^{word up} 20:11, 4 December 2010 (UTC)

It gets dicier. In fact, $25 million is just for the ark, the whole park is for $150 million. And the governor is providing a shitload of tax incentives at >$37 million. sterile bank heist 15:02, 8 December 2010 (UTC)

Here's an excellent treatise on what should be done with creation science dollars. The Foxhole Atheist (talk) 18:27, 8 December 2010 (UTC)

Just for you.

For as long as the bench keeps changing colour. --Ψ GremlinPraat! 09:50, 5 December 2010 (UTC)

Hey

I'm FredR down at aSK. I assume you're the same fellow that welcomed me over there. Just thought I would give a quick shout-out.--Colonel Sanders (talk) 01:47, 6 December 2010 (UTC)

Hi Fred - what do you hope to gain by editing at arSK? 02:11, 6 December 2010 (UTC)

A zillion dollars... actually, something to do...--Colonel Sanders (talk) 13:17, 6 December 2010 (UTC)

I guess everyone who went back for more forgot aSK isn't remotely as much fun the other stuff you do to entertain yourself and what you learn (which is the only valuable part of the whole endeavor now that the record is crystal clear that Philip's whole method is deceitful horseshit) has nothing to do with the fact that you're dealing with these specific obtuse creationists but the fact that you yourself took the time to read something interesting and not lie to yourself about it. You can do that anywhere. You should be doing that anywhere and everywhere. Why don't you people just go back to eating handfuls of unidentified pills, cutting yourselves, throwing yourselves down stairs, dangerously-close autoerotic asphyxiation, jaywalking, or whatever other sadist shit gets your rocks off. I hate you all. User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 15:52, 8 December 2010 (UTC)

Man, it really bugs you that people go over there, doesn't it? May I recommend some sort of therapy? Possibly heavy drinking? --Kels (talk) 16:01, 8 December 2010 (UTC)

Quite. I really haven't been there yet anyway. Too much YEC propaganda for me anyway.--Colonel Sanders (talk) 16:19, 8 December 2010 (UTC)

if you focus on trying to get a logically consistant answer it can be fun. What irritating is the discussions where it goes , yes , I see that, yes, that seems true , i concede that point . BUT BABY JEBUS DID IT !! IS TRUE ... lol. Its also educational, I learned a lot just on the basis of Philip said it, that can't be right. Hamster (talk) 16:23, 8 December 2010 (UTC)

Yes. I believe creationists must have some inherent genetic flaw on coming up with logical answers to questions. aSK could be fun in that matter, although it seems to me as it's Conservapedia-lite in a sense.--Colonel Sanders (talk) 16:29, 8 December 2010 (UTC)

My pet theory is that's it's physically painful for a Creationist to give a definite answer to a question. Just look at Sterile and Ace trying to get Philip to define his position, he won't do it. --Kels (talk) 16:41, 8 December 2010 (UTC)

@Kels - how do you propose we approach this issue, assuming you think any unified approach is even appropriate? User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 17:37, 8 December 2010 (UTC)

First day on RW? Getting this bunch to adopt a unified approach on anything is impossible. --Kels (talk) 17:55, 8 December 2010 (UTC)

Quite.--Colonel Sanders (talk) 18:14, 8 December 2010 (UTC)

project Get ACE made an member at aSK is going well, he has 7 votes , although 1 is suspect. And Philip is doing a research page pointing out flaws in radiometri dating , wont he ever give up ? Hamster (talk) 18:50, 8 December 2010 (UTC)

It was working until Ace and Hamster jumped back in. User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 19:22, 8 December 2010 (UTC)

What's all this jibber jabber? Ace^{word up} 19:37, 8 December 2010 (UTC)

Wandalism, stuff about aSK.--Colonel Sanders (talk) 01:02, 9 December 2010 (UTC)

Adequately summarising your anti-Mr. T rhetoric in song format

SJ ^Debaser 20:08, 8 December 2010 (UTC)

What does this Guth guy know about Nothing anyway?

--Kels (talk) 02:06, 10 December 2010 (UTC)

Nomination

You have been nominated for the board of the RWF. Please go here to accept or not! ^narchist 04:29, 11 December 2010 (UTC)

Old fart

Happy birthday for yesterday. How does it feel to be an old fart like me? Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 12:54, 11 December 2010 (UTC)

I feel like this....Ace^{word up} 12:55, 11 December 2010 (UTC)

Happy birthday old chap. Welcome to the 30 club. Wèàšèìòìď^{Methinks it is a Weasel} 12:57, 11 December 2010 (UTC)

Birthday was actually yesterday as its 2am here. Huge party, suffering badly and if it were not for mainlining absinthe I'd be fucked.........anyway, this is more my speed....

As long as you don't feel like this (NSFW) Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 13:11, 11 December 2010 (UTC)

Indeed, many happy returns. The Goonie Punk ^{Can't sleep, clowns will eat me!} 20:31, 11 December 2010 (UTC)

Hêppie! Hêppie! Yes, I know it's Monday where you are, but hopefully you've recovered enough to read this by now. --Ψ GremlinTal! 10:48, 12 December 2010 (UTC)

Also, I can't believe nobody's played this for you yet:

What they all said. Rest assured I gave you a brief thought when out drinking last night, and said "this one's for Ace!" about six or seven times. SJ ^Debaser 11:13, 12 December 2010 (UTC)

Ace.

What up? P-Foster (talk) 21:56, 12 December 2010 (UTC)

Not much ya know, good to see you round again though - hows things? I got into a fight with a hippie in the weekend. I was dressed as Stalin and he called my friend a whore. Then I found him stalking around my kitchen looking for booze. I threw him out. Ace^{word up} 22:02, 12 December 2010 (UTC)

Hippies are bad. Me, got a lot of good work behind me, facing another pile, thought I should stay in touch none the less...P-Foster (talk) 22:39, 12 December 2010 (UTC)

Bloody hippies. I had about 5 in my house on Saturday night. 2 were staring into space, 2 were smoking on the deck and the 5th was dancing in the middle of the lounge - by himself. They all needed hosing down. Ace^{word up} 22:50, 12 December 2010 (UTC)

You should have called the Hippy Pest Control services before they start a music festival. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 13:03, 13 December 2010 (UTC)

We can't stop here....

[2] P-Foster (talk) 16:30, 13 December 2010 (UTC)

Nice. Ace^{word up} 19:52, 13 December 2010 (UTC)

I saw this & I thought of you

Can't imagine why. Wèàšèìòìď^{Methinks it is a Weasel} 20:50, 13 December 2010 (UTC)

That's where I live. Ace^{word up} 21:00, 13 December 2010 (UTC)

Absinthe makes the green furry things go wibble

You owe me one --Ψ GremlinTal! 13:19, 14 December 2010 (UTC)

Sure, I'll take Kotomi out one night for drinks, dinner, dancing....maybe more....Ace^{word up} 19:57, 14 December 2010 (UTC)

Now don't you go corrupting that dear, sweet, angel-voiced, innocent, Christian girl... --Ψ GremlinSiarad! 16:08, 15 December 2010 (UTC)

Kara Duhe

This template disappoints me, because whenever you post it I click on it hoping to see a full size picture of the lovely Kara Duhe. Instead it links me to Rob's userpage. Talk about a fucking disappointment. SJ ^Debaser 22:27, 15 December 2010 (UTC)

Sorry, can I interest you in some hard pornography instead? Ace^{word up} 22:28, 15 December 2010 (UTC)

Nutty Poo hasn't sent me any in a while. You have my email. SJ ^Debaser 22:29, 15 December 2010 (UTC)

Email? I was just gonna swing by your house. Ace^{word up} 22:30, 15 December 2010 (UTC)

Check your email Josh. User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 00:04, 16 December 2010 (UTC)

Now that you're a member over there...

Would you like to support my membership as well? =D -teh Jesuit δ_ij$^{i.broke.it.}$ 23:31, 15 December 2010 (UTC)

You precious dear. User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 23:59, 15 December 2010 (UTC)

wtf? δ_ij$^{i.broke.it.}$ 00:48, 16 December 2010 (UTC)

Not a member yet - though I have the required votes. I am sure it is simply an oversight on Philips part. Ace^{word up} 05:48, 16 December 2010 (UTC)

This one's for you

http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2010/12/it_seems_a_waste_of_vodka.php DickTurpis (talk) 21:10, 19 December 2010 (UTC)

This one's for you too. Merry Christmas. [3] nobs^{don't bother me} 22:16, 19 December 2010 (UTC)

Nice one Rob! Ace Mc^fuckingAwesome 22:59, 19 December 2010 (UTC)

I'm sure we can find a picture of Kara in a santa costume for Rob. EddyP ^{Great King! Disaster!} 23:37, 19 December 2010 (UTC)

Or Santa in a Kara costume. Who knows, maybe he'd like it. --Kels (talk) 02:57, 20 December 2010 (UTC)

IP block

This first edit I saw by that IP was him adding spaces in between a URL in the USA article to disrupt the link. I was a little hasty here, but I assumed the edit to the Klan was misinfo since his 1st edit appeared to be vandalism. I'll undo the block and the revert, thanks for point this out.--ElvisHairDude420 (talk) 01:12, 20 December 2010 (UTC)

Its all done already. No worries. Ace Mc^fuckingAwesome 01:16, 20 December 2010 (UTC)

Wizards

Busy watching it at the moment. What a bizarre little film. LotR meets animators on acid :) Good fun. --Ψ GremlinParlez! 09:40, 24 December 2010 (UTC)

Damn fucking straight, my friend. Movie of my childhood. Ace Mc^fuckingAwesome 06:11, 25 December 2010 (UTC)

Kind of bothers me the extensive ripoffs of Vaughn Bode's characters and style (Cobalt 60/Necron 99, Cheech Wizard/Avatar, etc.), but it ain't bad as Bakshi films go. His more "urban" stuff like Heavy Traffic seemed a more comfortable fit on him. --Kels (talk) 16:54, 25 December 2010 (UTC)

Congratulations!

You have won the "RW's biggest drunkard" award for 2010 Besides, I classified you as a "drunken brat" here!

--Idiot number 59 (talk) 18:09, 3 January 2011 (UTC)