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I believe you're the bunchonumbers I welcomed earlier. Welcome again, though. stuff for newcomers. InaVegt 18:42, 7 November 2008 (EST)

Welcome to the Dollhouse! ħumanUser talk:Human 01:21, 8 November 2008 (EST)


What up, Critic? Thanks for making an account! If you need help with anything, click HERE!--MAstEr oF pUPetStalk! 18:45, 7 November 2008 (EST)

Thanks both of you. I love the site you guys have going. CP has more bullshit than I ever imagined existed. testing how little it would take to get banned was fun EternalCritic 19:39, 7 November 2008 (EST)

Why help CP?[edit]

Why are you adding real material to CP, like CP:gladius? It just makes them look more like a real encyclopedia. Coarb 18:49, 17 November 2008 (EST)

Honestly. For a futile reason. Part of me is hoping to build up enough goodwill to be able to interject opinion and make and look like a bigger ass than he already appears to be. Trust me, I know it will never work, but I'm trying. Anyhow, they're stubs pretty much. I'm never going to actually post any sources on CP. I'm too lazy to help them that much. EternalCritic 18:53, 17 November 2008 (EST)
"The Gladius was the Roman short sword and a staple of the Roman footsoldier." I love that sentence. With the right frame of mind you can have so much fun with it. ;-)--stunteddwarf 18:58, 17 November 2008 (EST)
Well, it wasn't parody, but if you get enjoyment out of it, more power to you =) EternalCritic 19:00, 17 November 2008 (EST)
No, not parody in itself, but tagging my own mental contributions to the end of the sentence is so much fun. i.e. "The Gladius was the Roman short sword and a staple of the Roman footsoldier. Roman soldiers used it to staple the enemy" or "The Gladius was the Roman short sword and a staple of the Roman footsoldier. Even during the reign of the Roman Empire, military paperwork had to be done, and a gladius was found to hold all the memos together quite nicely". Sad, I know, but it's keeping me amused at 00:06 whilst watching Doctor Who (1st series Sylvester McCoy for those interested). ;-)--stunteddwarf 19:07, 17 November 2008 (EST)


I noticed that you recently removed a WIGO CP item from the list, and I am curious as to why. In general, we do not remove from the aforementioned WIGO unless it is legally detrimental. Please respond here, I hate ping-pong conversations. ĴάΛäšςǍ₰ I know Anonymous user seizes throughout electrons.

I guess this is somewhat my mistake, since it wasn't actually WIGO'd but it had been discussed on the talk page since the 21st header "Open season" random archive page. I thought it had been WIGo'd. put it back if you want. EternalCritic 13:25, 24 November 2008 (EST)

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