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Hi there Master of Puppets welcome to the colossal bevel of the internet. - User $\approx$ $\pi$ _{For best results always render PNG} 22:35, 4 October 2008 (EDT)

Yes, greetings, Puppet Master!

Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 17:40, 5 October 2008 (EDT)

I prefer the term "jingoistic eugenicist big-business-loving warmongers", but you can call them "fascists" if you want, too. ; ) Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.}

test my signature --Der Meister des Marionettes^talk! 15:55, 7 October 2008 (EDT)

Public schools suck real bad. You know it, I know it. ^{— Unsigned, by: 68.197.173.216 / talk / contribs}

Yes, bunchofnumbers from New Jersey, they do. Unless, of course one had public education in a German Public School as I did! --MAstEr oF pUPetS^talk! 13:51, 19 November 2008 (EST)

German public schools? your German?

Nope, I'm actually "Italian-American" but I spent many, many years in Europe (primarily in Germany). Look at my WP profile located here for details. (BTW, you should created a profile and sign your "name" by typing four tildes "~~~~") --MAstEr oF pUPetS^talk! 19:08, 1 December 2008 (EST)

Then you wouldn't know American public schools; generally, they suck or encourage mediocrity. There are some great ones, but they are few and far between.

I went to an American high school as well in Florida. The quality of the school (like anything else) varies from district to district. For example, the Fairfax County Public School system rivals (and in some areas exceeds) that of private schools. Conversely, the bordering Prince Geroge's County Public School system in Maryland routinely falls well below the national average. Not that it particularly matters in this forum, just be careful of making blanket statements. --MAstEr oF pUPetS^talk! 19:06, 2 December 2008 (EST)

Being stuck in a small craphole town like I am in makes you think in blanket statements.

"If misery loves company, misery has company enough." -Henry David Thoreau

That is, don't feed in to negativity. Keep an open mind. Confucious say, "A mind is like a parachute; it only works when it is open!" --MAstEr oF pUPetS^talk! 21:48, 3 December 2008 (EST)

I also once heard that Confucius said, "A Mind is like a parachute. It only works with strings attached." Life is a mystery. Carptrash 23:24, 22 December 2008 (EST)

Touché!--MAstEr oF pUPetS^talk! 22:43, 23 December 2008 (EST)

RW articles[edit]

Helpful link RationalWiki:Project Whitewash/What is a RationalWiki article. tmtoulouse 19:46, 7 October 2008 (EDT)

Message from the RationalWiki Ministry of Demotion and Personal Impediment[edit]

Dear Master of Puppets,

We regret to inform you that you have been demoted to the rank of sysop. You are requested to report to a bureaucrat, at your nearest possible convenience, to be assigned a mop and bucket for the purposes of cleaning up the mess around here. If you have any further questions please refer to the enclosed pamphlet So you are now a sysop.

In further recognition of your work the Archbishop of Canterbury has invoked his right to award you the degree of Doctor of Puppets.

Your Sincerely,

Sir Reginald Albert Humfildink-Hollingsworth the Third, Under-secretary of the Chief-secretary of the Personal-secretary of the Minister.

Was he pulling your strings, pi? Wazza (Not Wazzock, Wazza)^{Approach the Presence} 08:32, 25 October 2008 (EDT)

You watch yourself Wazza I made you a sysop, I can unmake you. You belong to me Wazza. YOU BELONG TO ME!!!! - User

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08:39, 25 October 2008 (EDT)

Hey, Trent![edit]

Hey, Trent! Update your fundraiser info! I just donated... can you also make a user box that says, I have dontated X amount of dollars to the RationalWiki fund?" I made a rudimentary box, but I don't know how to make a cool-looking box. Thanks!--MAstEr oF pUPetS^talk! 20:15, 11 November 2008 (EST)

Creations[edit]

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_and marmite 13:03, 15 November 2008 (EST)

Sig[edit]

Why Pupets? What happened to the other 'P'? Lily ^{Ta, wack!}

What's Sig?--MAstEr oF pUPetS^talk! 12:40, 21 November 2008 (EST)

Your name[edit]

What's your name on Wikipedia? Just curious. 67.159.44.63 05:05, 22 December 2008 (EST)

The path to enlightenment is not a journey one can make with ease. The answer that you seek is already on this page...--MAstEr oF pUPetS^talk! 23:16, 22 December 2008 (EST)

Ah. Well, now I know. Hi, me. Sallicio 05:08, 23 December 2008 (EST)

I know the feeling, lol. And yes, I am MoP on en-wiki. Nice place you have here! :D Sallicio 16:30, 24 December 2008 (EST)

You should spend some time here... make a few constructive, funny, anti-conservapedia edits and you may get demoted to sysop! Where other wikis have established users, we have sysops. Where other wikis have sysops, we have 'crats. This is a very laid-back and fun place. Mostly we just go around refuting the anti-science folks and block each other for the hell of it! Cheers!--MAstEr oF pUPetS^talk! 16:52, 24 December 2008 (EST)