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Did you know?

That you and I are in a death match for fourth place on total RW contributions? tmtoulouse ^torment 20:30, 17 August 2008 (EDT)

That so? Alas, for I can no longer maintain the edit rate I used to. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 23:03, 17 August 2008 (EDT)

6028 vs. 5888? Looks like there's a comfortable buffer between us : ) Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 23:11, 17 August 2008 (EDT)

<eager>Where am I? Where am I??</eager> <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{It is hard to know if nothing is actually nothing, and thus difficult to know if a policy of doing nothing is successful.} 23:24, 17 August 2008 (EDT)

You have... 3,551 edits. In only three months. Jesus Fucking Christ, Chaos... that's 1,180 edits a month. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 23:45, 17 August 2008 (EDT)

That's vaguely saddening :( <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{It is hard to know if nothing is actually nothing, and thus difficult to know if a policy of doing nothing is successful.} 23:49, 17 August 2008 (EDT)

Cheer up, Chaos. You still pale in comparison to Human's amazing 2200 edits a month! Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 23:53, 17 August 2008 (EDT)

Stop working so hard

Makes lazy jellyfish look bad. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{It is hard to know if nothing is actually nothing, and thus difficult to know if a policy of doing nothing is successful.} 23:36, 17 August 2008 (EDT)

But I'm must make up for lost time! And very soon, RA will be kicked off the computer, so I must be productive with what little time I have : ( Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 23:41, 17 August 2008 (EDT)

Oh, all right. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{It is hard to know if nothing is actually nothing, and thus difficult to know if a policy of doing nothing is successful.} 23:45, 17 August 2008 (EDT)

If I must, right? : ) Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 23:46, 17 August 2008 (EDT)

It's a catchy (if slightly defeatist) phrase. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{It is hard to know if nothing is actually nothing, and thus difficult to know if a policy of doing nothing is successful.} 23:47, 17 August 2008 (EDT)

Epic phail

Your reworking of the essay template is a disaster on so many levels. First, you altered the arguments on a template we have been using for a long time. Second, you didn't consider the possibilities of how it is used and allow for them. Third, you implemented it and made a mess for no good reason. Please use the talk pages to discuss radical alterations of heavily used templates before changing them. I now request you to undo the changes you made (all of them!) and discuss them with "the rest of us" if you think they make so much sense. ħuman 03:44, 18 August 2008 (EDT)

Listless one?

Sorry just a little confused here --BoredCPer 00:07, 21 August 2008 (EDT)

Well, your name does say you're bored, so I was just being playful : ) Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 00:34, 22 August 2008 (EDT)

Thanks!

Thanks for the warm heart and the wide arms! --LArron 17:04, 29 August 2008 (EDT)

You're welcome, LArron! Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 00:56, 31 August 2008 (EDT)

Hello there!

This user thinks Chaos's new version of this template is neat.

Also...

This user thinks Radioactive Man probably won't agree... :(.

No, I do agree. A picture of The Thinker is much more relevant than the Wise and Mighty Cheesus. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 00:38, 31 August 2008 (EDT)

Aw. Thanks you.

I was going to make one that said "This user thinks RA did not royally fuck up the essay template" (adapted to fit your phrasing), but I have nowhere to put it, dammit. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{It is hard to know if nothing is actually nothing, and thus difficult to know if a policy of doing nothing is successful.} 00:40, 31 August 2008 (EDT)

Bunchanumbers

Set me in my place if I'm being presumptuous, but why do you greet every random IP that edits here? --CS^{impacted with knowledge} 04:09, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

It is part of my devious effort to spam my name as much as possible across the wiki, and preserve my spot in the top ten most linked pages. For a while, Bob M and I were even competing over our spot (he used to be lower-ranked than me). Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 04:13, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

But... I could beat you just by making a huge page full of my signature. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{It is hard to know if nothing is actually nothing, and thus difficult to know if a policy of doing nothing is successful.} 04:25, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

Yes, for the about two minutes or so that it would remain in existence. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 04:40, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

If it lasted that long...--CS^{impacted with knowledge} 04:43, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

Creating a page full of your signature would count for 1 page link, Jellyfish. It counts the number of pages that link to another page, not the number of links per page. It that were the case, all bazillion of Human's signed comments would count, and goat would be somewhere around #30. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 04:56, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

Hmmph. Well in that case, I can't summon up much enthusiasm for this competition. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{It is hard to know if nothing is actually nothing, and thus difficult to know if a policy of doing nothing is successful.} 05:18, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

How did you do the word change thingy?!

Thank you sir/madam or indeterminate species for the greetings...now if I can only figure out how to work this thing I'd be a happy aarvark. Mick McT 07:18, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

Easy! It's a template—just type {{noun}} in a sentence and it'll randomly pick a noun off the list. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 15:37, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

Death race

Told you. tmtoulouse ^torment 14:07, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

You are a terrible person, you know that? Even I never rubbed my total edit count in anyone's faces. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 14:09, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

It says it in your signature. With an exclaimation mark. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{It is hard to know if nothing is actually nothing, and thus difficult to know if a policy of doing nothing is successful.} 14:12, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

Yes, but I never went up to anyone and said, "You know what? My edit count is about to surpass yours. Neener neener neener!" Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 14:20, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

I suppose you have forgotten this email conversation?

RA 1

You know what? My edit count is about to surpass yours. Neener neener neener.

Chaos 1

Yes, wibble. What in God's name are you talking about?

RA 2

Merely that my edit count is about to surpass yours, O fruitcake person.

Chaos 2

My edit count has never been higher than yours.

RA 3

But that is why my victory is so delicious! :-p

Chaos 3

Who gave you this email address?

Let the record show that I am smug. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{It is hard to know if nothing is actually nothing, and thus difficult to know if a policy of doing nothing is successful.} 14:32, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

I must admit I'm not entirely convinced by this alleged primary source. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 14:34, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

Your Historian Senses are malfunctioning. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{It is hard to know if nothing is actually nothing, and thus difficult to know if a policy of doing nothing is successful.} 14:40, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

Absurd. My Historian's senses are working at peak efficiency, a finely tuned instrument for protecting the innocent public against all sorts of deceptions and shenanigans. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 14:46, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

Perhaps... you are TK! Editor at CP^{Liar at RP!} 14:48, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

LOL! What a sad little person you are to make such a sad little accusation, Ed. All the lurkers agree with me in pmail that I'm not TK. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 14:52, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

Oh, how much do I miss TK! Editor at CP^{Liar at RP!} 14:56, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

I haven't made up my mind yet: which one is a sock of TK, RA or Jellyfish? Editor at CP^{Liar at RP!} 14:36, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

Aagh, you pulled a TK! Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 14:37, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

I didn't start using the phrase "neener neener neener" until just the other day. Also, I don't use the smiley " :-p ". So my point still stands. Neener neener neener! Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 14:37, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

I'm sure you have done at some point. I thought that was a pretty flawless imitation of you, actually. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{It is hard to know if nothing is actually nothing, and thus difficult to know if a policy of doing nothing is successful.} 14:40, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

It is. Although I generally don't use a hyphen in my smiley faces, you got my personality spot on. Am I that predictable, or are you just good? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 14:43, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

Thanks! I'm just good :) Anyway, I can mimic you because I feel an affinity towards you <insert something less gooey here> <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{It is hard to know if nothing is actually nothing, and thus difficult to know if a policy of doing nothing is successful.} 16:56, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

Indeed, comrade, I feel the same way. Let us go forth and conquer, together! Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 21:34, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

But what shall we conquer? The Farm belongs to Mr Jones and we could not run it on our own :o <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{It is hard to know if nothing is actually nothing, and thus difficult to know if a policy of doing nothing is successful.} 21:39, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

We shall conquer the wiki! Join me, and together we can destroy the Emperor, and rule the wiki as father and son sysop plus one! Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 22:58, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

Or, you could attempt to start a new world order by cleansing society of evil, and simultaneously pretend to help me track you down and bring you to justice.

How could that go wrong? <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{It is hard to know if nothing is actually nothing, and thus difficult to know if a policy of doing nothing is successful.} 23:07, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

... I have no response to that. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 23:10, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

Good. My L shrine needs dusting. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{It is hard to know if nothing is actually nothing, and thus difficult to know if a policy of doing nothing is successful.} 23:13, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

Hmmph

You always stop talking first. It's a bad habit. And very impolite. I demands reparations. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{It is hard to know if nothing is actually nothing, and thus difficult to know if a policy of doing nothing is successful.} 23:42, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

I'd sysop you, but I'm not a bureaucrat. Beyond that, I can't think of anything. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 23:44, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

I can, uh, dedicate my next essay to you. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 23:44, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

You write essays? <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{It is hard to know if nothing is actually nothing, and thus difficult to know if a policy of doing nothing is successful.} 23:45, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

Indeed. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 23:54, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

Oh yeah. I didn't know about half of those. What the hell happened while you were writing Atheist Logic? Hurricane? Emergence of Shub-Niggurath? <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{It is hard to know if nothing is actually nothing, and thus difficult to know if a policy of doing nothing is successful.} 23:58, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

I had it! It was brilliant—a stroke of genius! Then I lost it. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 00:00, 4 September 2008 (EDT)

That's what happened. I hope to someday continue it. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 00:00, 4 September 2008 (EDT)

Perhaps L could help you.

Oh no, wait, he can't, because he's dead. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{It is hard to know if nothing is actually nothing, and thus difficult to know if a policy of doing nothing is successful.} 00:03, 4 September 2008 (EDT)

Who is this mysterious 'L' character, why is he deceased, and why do you have a shrine to him? --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 07:06, 5 September 2008 (EDT)

♥ L is like God, but cuter. He's dead because some irritating Nietzsche wannabe killed him. And... er.. the shrine is just a social thing... ♥ <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{It is hard to know if nothing is actually nothing, and thus difficult to know if a policy of doing nothing is successful.} 01:09, 6 September 2008 (EDT)

Anime reference, AK. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 22:28, 5 September 2008 (EDT)

I'm sensing a certain reluctance on your part to acknowledge the gloriousness of L. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{It is hard to know if nothing is actually nothing, and thus difficult to know if a policy of doing nothing is successful.} 22:45, 5 September 2008 (EDT)

PS :)

Did you know that Stephen Colbert used the word "afikomen" last night??? (He said "ask your Jewish friends", but I already knew what he meant! - Smart via RW?) ħuman 02:03, 5 September 2008 (EDT)

Did you get shut down for the night, just as I do by Aschlafly (the ultimate parthian shot!)? Anyway, please, feel free to present your ideas to the mob in the morrow. Use the intercom, if you think it will reach people. ħuman 02:18, 5 September 2008 (EDT)

Yah, it's freaky how these things turn out, isn't it? : ) Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 22:30, 5 September 2008 (EDT)

Yes, unfortunately, I do get shut down at night. : ( Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 22:30, 5 September 2008 (EDT)

Is that why you haven't joined my epic debate yet? <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{It is hard to know if nothing is actually nothing, and thus difficult to know if a policy of doing nothing is successful.} 22:46, 5 September 2008 (EDT)

You mean the actual Epic Debate, or a new one I haven't heard of yet? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 22:49, 5 September 2008 (EDT)

The one on Eira's talk page. It is nearly as long as that one, I think, and shows no signs of slowing down. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{It is hard to know if nothing is actually nothing, and thus difficult to know if a policy of doing nothing is successful.} 22:51, 5 September 2008 (EDT)

Yah, that one is epic. Epic phail ;) ħuman 23:53, 5 September 2008 (EDT)

Meanie. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{It is hard to know if nothing is actually nothing, and thus difficult to know if a policy of doing nothing is successful.} 23:54, 5 September 2008 (EDT)

That's not a legitimate minestrone

Seriously. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{It is hard to know if nothing is actually nothing, and thus difficult to know if a policy of doing nothing is successful.} 00:11, 6 September 2008 (EDT)

If you're referring to my supper, I make soup whenever I feel like it, minestrone or no minestrone. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 00:14, 6 September 2008 (EDT)

Twelve? ħuman 00:16, 6 September 2008 (EDT)

"I make soup whenever I feel like it, minestrone or no minestrone" -- But no minestrone in particular. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{It is hard to know if nothing is actually nothing, and thus difficult to know if a policy of doing nothing is successful.} 00:18, 6 September 2008 (EDT)

Good Lord. I completely missed that tyco. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 00:25, 6 September 2008 (EDT)

Tyco made the best slop cars. ħuman 00:43, 6 September 2008 (EDT)

Not real typos, RA. But stilt hilarious. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{It is hard to know if nothing is actually nothing, and thus difficult to know if a policy of doing nothing is successful.} 01:11, 6 September 2008 (EDT)

Eh, what coracles? Sounds like an baby-person thing. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 01:12, 6 September 2008 (EDT)

Prombasbibly more of a clacker thing. ħuman 01:29, 6 September 2008 (EDT)

Are you trying to traduce me to the bright side? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 01:30, 6 September 2008 (EDT)

You have now reached the point where I genuinely can't understand you. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{It is hard to know if nothing is actually nothing, and thus difficult to know if a policy of doing nothing is successful.} 01:37, 6 September 2008 (EDT)

Pleade allow me to attroduce meself, I am a man of salt and pepper. ħuman 01:45, 6 September 2008 (EDT)

I see you've met my partner—that mam of thyme and season, Mr. Anthropomorph!  ^{ni eb}namuħ   01:49, 6 September 2008 (EDT)

Was it really worth digging out that sock to say that, RA? <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{It is hard to know if nothing is actually nothing, and thus difficult to know if a policy of doing nothing is successful.} 01:53, 6 September 2008 (EDT)

Who was that masked man, anyway? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 01:56, 6 September 2008 (EDT)

It was L. Undoubtedly. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{It is hard to know if nothing is actually nothing, and thus difficult to know if a policy of doing nothing is successful.} 01:58, 6 September 2008 (EDT)

Incidentally, do you remember that picture you edited to make your blasphemy template? I've seen the original, and your version is awful. Why did you use Paint, for God's sake?? <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{It is hard to know if nothing is actually nothing, and thus difficult to know if a policy of doing nothing is successful.} 01:58, 6 September 2008 (EDT)

Because it was all I had at the time. And how is it "awful"? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 02:00, 6 September 2008 (EDT)

It looks like you smeared it with jam. No offence meant -- I would do worse if I had to use such tools -- but I think you should replace it. PSP! Colorise! The future beckons! <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{It is hard to know if nothing is actually nothing, and thus difficult to know if a policy of doing nothing is successful.} 02:01, 6 September 2008 (EDT)

Maybe it was "awefull"? ħuman 02:03, 6 September 2008 (EDT)

What kind of jam? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 02:08, 6 September 2008 (EDT)

Red. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{It is hard to know if nothing is actually nothing, and thus difficult to know if a policy of doing nothing is successful.} 02:10, 6 September 2008 (EDT)

Strop Aubrey Fields for Eva. ħuman 02:11, 6 September 2008 (EDT)

It only contains coloring? I was hoping for fruit. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 02:13, 6 September 2008 (EDT)

Good night, then. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{It is hard to know if nothing is actually nothing, and thus difficult to know if a policy of doing nothing is successful.} 02:16, 6 September 2008 (EDT)

I guess you missed my comment then. JAM! ħuman 02:30, 6 September 2008 (EDT)

So,

Like my new sig? Pinto's5150 ^Talk 23:57, 7 September 2008 (EDT)

Eek, a mowse? ħuman 23:59, 7 September 2008 (EDT)

Pinto doesn't even have a mowse. And he can't have one because red is reserved for Radioactive Man :P Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 11:09, 9 September 2008 (EDT)

Oh, dear... You weren't hoping for me to say something nice, were you? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 00:01, 8 September 2008 (EDT)

Oddly enough, that looks less like a redlink to me. I must have malfunctioning eyes. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 11:07, 9 September 2008 (EDT)

Maybe you're color blind? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 11:10, 9 September 2008 (EDT)

Nope. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 11:11, 9 September 2008 (EDT)

Maybe you are! Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 11:12, 9 September 2008 (EDT)

Are you pretending to be, then? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 11:19, 9 September 2008 (EDT)

Whatever makes you say that? Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 11:30, 9 September 2008 (EDT)

Ooh, pretty! Moer color, please! Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 11:43, 9 September 2008 (EDT)

No! Do you realise how long it took me to construct that??

Anyway, on a more important matter, do you liek my mowse? You should also have a mowse. A red one. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 11:49, 9 September 2008 (EDT)

Er, no thanks. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 11:57, 9 September 2008 (EDT)

You're not allowed to say no. Them's the rules.

And I'm sorry to hear about your penis :( Do you want to talk about it? Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 12:15, 9 September 2008 (EDT)

Yes. You see, my penis isn't large enough. I just can't be happy with it. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 12:23, 9 September 2008 (EDT)

There are (supposedly) email people you can talk to about that. Are we talking about girth or length here?

Actually, please do not answer that. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 12:34, 9 September 2008 (EDT)

You didn't check the link, did you? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 12:37, 9 September 2008 (EDT)

Did! And the metaphor is apparent in your signature as well, but it isn't as amusing as a literal interpretation... Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 12:46, 9 September 2008 (EDT)

You must enjoy being difficult, then. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 13:47, 9 September 2008 (EDT)

Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} ...ebyaM

Radman's Remix

Whatever makes you say that? Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 11:30, 9 September 2008 (EDT)

Oh my God. That's horrible. And RA's new signature is horrible, too. Obviously, you're both colourblind and devoid of any sense of aesthetics. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 20:13, 10 September 2008 (EDT)

I don't see what the problem is. I only seek to tell the truth with my signature ; ) Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 21:26, 10 September 2008 (EDT)

!

Of course I will, you silly fruitcake! I would've done you at the same time as AK (that was a long time ago...), but I was worried about seeming too unilateral -- especially since Human declined when I asked him back in May.
Anyway, welcome to the inner sanctum! We have carrot cake! Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 06:11, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

Now pledge your allegiance to L. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 06:18, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

Who is L and why does he deserve our allegiance? --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 06:38, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

I already explained that, actually :P

Or, you can go here if you want helpful information for some reason. Please ignore the pictures from the manga version, as they are painfully uncute. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 06:57, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

Thank you for the helpful information, although I must admit I find it difficult to consider this relevant to my interests. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 07:15, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

Well you did ask.

In other news, I made you a :P Please spend it wisely. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 07:25, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

Thank you, I will. In yet other news, I believe it is your move in the Big Epixxorz Song Contest. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 07:29, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

Thank you, Chaos! Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 12:33, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

I hear no pledging. *folds arms* Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 12:56, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

All I will pledge is that you were not in any way my rebound friend after Human rejected me. : ) Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 13:02, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

Yeah, Human's mean. I heard him call you a "hockey mask fraud" once, even though I begged him not to.

Anyway, Human only rejected you yesterday. We've known each other for ages. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 13:07, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

Indeed. Your premise is historically unsound. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 13:07, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

Thank you, AK! Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 13:07, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

Don't mention it, small child! *flies into the sunset* --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 13:07, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

--AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 13:14, 12 September 2008 (EDT).

Come on! I had your mannerisms down perfectly (until I lapsed into some kind of superhero dream). That surely warrants some form of praise? Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 13:18, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

Hm. I don't know if I'd use the word "unsound". I'd probably use "flawed" instead. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 13:51, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

"Your premise is historically flawed" has an unsatisfying metre. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)}

Unsatisfying? That's a perfectly good iambic pentameter right there: "Your premise is historically flawed". --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 14:22, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

Stop waving your silly iambs in my face. To end the sentence with an anapaest is by far the wiser choice. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 14:36, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

I suppose that depends on the effect you wish to achieve. While I'll admit there is a certain appeal in breaking up the pentameter as a humorous comment on the flawed, or unsound, historical premise itself, I'd really prefer contrasting it to the unmodified, "perfect" pentameter. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 14:44, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

You appear to be assuming that perfecion is a technical quality. Does this apply to visual art as well? Can I draw a square and call it "the best picture"? Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 14:51, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

No, I didn't mean that the pentameter is perfect in the sense of "best", but rather that an unmodified pentameter is a perfect pentameter, considered as a pentameter. Just like a picture of an absolutely regular square would also be one of a "perfect" square. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 14:57, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

But I only said I prefered my version because it sounded better -- if you defend your version based only on the idea that it's more "perfect", you clearly are claiming that it must sound better if it is technically superior. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 15:05, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

No, you advanced your version on the grounds that it was more "satifying" and "the wiser choice". Surely, these too are technical evaluations. Further, I am not using the word "perfect" in any sense of "best", but rather "corresponding to an ideal standard" (1 c) --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 15:25, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

I may have phrased it in the manner of a technical evaluation, but you and I both know that what I really meant was "I like it better". This is often always the case with such phrasing -- indeed, our own songwar is a lengthy exploration of this concept. And I recognise that you meant perfect in a technical sense, what I'm saying is that your statements clearly show that you think that something technically perfect must be superior to something technically imperfect. Despite your shameless literal denial! Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 15:37, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

That is so not fair, Chaos. You're both smarter and quicker with a witty refutation than I am. I expected that from AKjeldsen, but from you? I feel inadequate now... Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 15:44, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

What, specifically are--

Hold on, I forgot something.

*preens*

There we go. What, specifically, are you referring to, O Foodstuff of Unstable Atomic Constitution? Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 15:50, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

Now, what sort of meter is that supposed to be in? --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 16:55, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

It's free verse. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 16:59, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

Oh. Well, that's okay, I guess. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 17:02, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

Seriously, RA; what were you talking about? Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 04:22, 13 September 2008 (EDT)

Yes; if not outright inquiring, then at least slightly curious minds want to know. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 16:55, 13 September 2008 (EDT)

Floor buffer

I'll give it a go. ;) --Robledo 16:25, 13 September 2008 (EDT)

Good, good... Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 18:45, 13 September 2008 (EDT)

Vandal? Me?

You're wrong.Bdbdbd 19:57, 13 September 2008 (EDT)

I apologize, Bd. You're name just screamed "Vandal!" at first blush. I hope you'll forgive me for being so quick to accuse. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 20:04, 13 September 2008 (EDT)

Hey

Inquiring minds, etc etc. Do you not read your talk page? Tsk tsk tsk. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 05:19, 14 September 2008 (EDT)

I was referring to this comment of yours. I would need much more than seven minutes to come up with anything that snappy. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 05:26, 14 September 2008 (EDT)

Aw. Fang queue. I did like the triangle part ^_^ Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 05:34, 14 September 2008 (EDT)

Funnily enough, it usually takes me ages to write my comments, even the small ones. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 05:36, 14 September 2008 (EDT)

Chaos might be some sort of arts major. Such phrases come naturally to them. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 05:35, 14 September 2008 (EDT)

Ur just jealous :P Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 05:36, 14 September 2008 (EDT)

Somewhat. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 05:41, 14 September 2008 (EDT)

Bah. You get to be admired for your articulacy all the time. Let someone else have a go. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 05:46, 14 September 2008 (EDT)

That's fair. You also have the advantage in that you copyedit your stuff. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 06:23, 14 September 2008 (EDT)

Are you claiming you don't copyedit your comments? That everything you type comes into existence all perfectly spelled and flawlessly arranged like some kind of sentient crystalline growth? I call bluff! Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 06:29, 14 September 2008 (EDT)

No, quite the contrary. I don't copyedit my comments, which is why they come into existence with, on average, 1.326 errors in spelling, grammar or use of vocabulary. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 06:35, 14 September 2008 (EDT)

I really hate it when my comments come into existence with use of vocabulary :P

Anyway, I think you exaggerate. I bet you at least look your comments over before you post. It would be hard not to. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 06:39, 14 September 2008 (EDT)

Sometimes. Unless I'm too lazy. Or forget. Or just don't give a damn because I'm a linguistic rebel. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 06:50, 14 September 2008 (EDT)

Best copyedit ever. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 08:54, 14 September 2008 (EDT)

I did that on purpose to illustrate my point. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 09:11, 14 September 2008 (EDT)

Hmmph. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 09:42, 14 September 2008 (EDT)

People

Personally, I don't think people already catted in subcats of people also need to be in people. But that's just me. Thunderkatz^Ho! 19:34, 14 September 2008 (EDT) P.S. I feel like I've had this conversation before with someone else. Anyone remember? Thunderkatz^Ho! 19:34, 14 September 2008 (EDT)

Personally, I disagree. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 20:02, 14 September 2008 (EDT)

We've had it at talk category people. RA is the only one who agrees with himself. We should have category:articles, too. ħuman 20:05, 14 September 2008 (EDT)

I don't see why not. I'll be the first to own up to the implications of my logic. I won't even get in your way (unlike you with me). Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 20:08, 14 September 2008 (EDT)

Auld Nick's not dead!

Failed to parse (syntax error): {\displaystyle &#914;&cup;&#182;1&isin;R} I'm not dead I've just been busy with something else. Auld Nick 12:05, 15 September 2008 (EDT)

I shouldn't bother if I were you.

Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 01:13, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

Why not? I enjoy it. That aside, my real purpose is to deny them notoriety by destroying the narrative they built using account names. Hence, the random names. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 01:16, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

Mmmm. That'll show him. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 01:18, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

I do not appreciate your sarcasm, Chaos. Can't a guy have a good time without being criticized? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 01:19, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

I wasn't being sarcastic. I was being unenthusiastically supportive. And the answer to your question is: no! Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 01:23, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

I'm tired. Are you tired? I am. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 01:29, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

Yes. But only because I just renamed a dozen accounts with non-sequiturs. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 01:33, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

But you're not too tired to fiddle around with Fakeil! Such dedication! (Those equals signs are evil) Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 01:36, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

Thank, you—I try, I really do. Anything to gratuitously flaunt a worthy template. And yes, they are. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 01:38, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

Fine!

Let's talk about something you like. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 01:55, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

No no no. I'm perfectly happy just derailing all of your conversations. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 02:00, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

I'm afraid the only animes I'm fluent in are Gundam Wing and Neon Genesis Evangelion. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 02:00, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

Derailing bastard.

I like NGE. No idea what Gundam is. Or do I...? Isn't that the one that got stretched out into dozens of different series? Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 02:04, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

Good for you. You have avoided seeing one of the most drawn-out franchises in television history. FYI, Gundam Wing was the worst incarnation of the series ever made, yet, bizarrely, the most popular to ever play in the U.S. I still watch it because it was the first anime to captivate me, and despite its unparalleled lameness, it still holds a special place in my heart. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 02:11, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

NGE? Good, good. Have any good NGE quips, like you did for DeathNote? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 02:11, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

I don't normally do requests, you know</chide>

Ummm... It doesn't really lend itself to quips, does it? I once ^{(on a forum far far away)} made a very poor joke wherein I likened my many previous account names ^{(Yes, it's a long-established habit)} to Rei's various deceased forms.

It wasn't very good, and I can't even remember how it went.

This is exactly why I don't do requests *sulks* Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 02:23, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

That's okay. I forgive you for your limited brain capacity. : ) Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 02:25, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

Alright: you come up with an NGE-themed quip. Go on, right now. Instantly. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 02:26, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

I'm afraid I am busily devoting my awesome mindpowerz to the clickbotting of another CP article, and do not have the processing power necessary for this task. Hence my outsourcing it to you. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 02:28, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

I thought you weren't interested in CP? Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 02:32, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

For me, it's more about playing with other RationalWikians than it is about Conservapedia. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 02:34, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

You mean... you're fighting CP so that RW will be proud of you? Very interesting...

Ramen without pork, please. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 02:37, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

I'm fighting CP to hear my father's praise. : ) Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 02:40, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

Hey! That's the exact same quip I just made! Don't make me come over there! Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 02:44, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

And where's my ramen, dammit? Get a move on, or I'll be forced to regrow my arm at you. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 02:52, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

Ramen

Please have it ready by lunchtime. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 03:11, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

I'm going to bed now, dear. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 03:21, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

You stole my word. Give it back.

Oh, all right. Good night. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 03:33, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

You've had ages

Want my lunch now. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 20:52, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

You realize you sound more like Naruto than Evangelion, right? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 20:54, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

I can't very well mimic Ayanami Rei and demand your attention simultaneously, can I? It wouldn't make any sense. One of these objectives must be compromised!

And I've no idea what this "Naruto" thing is. Don't explain, though. It can't be very important. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 21:00, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

Lunch? Don't be silly, it's the middle of the night. Tsch. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 20:55, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

Isn't. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 21:00, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

Is where I am, and that's what matters. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 21:04, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

Not when I'm planning my food-consumption, it doesn't. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 21:07, 16 September 2008 (EDT)

Oi!

I have sent you a very important atrolabe cutlass parabolic lens message.
Yeah, that's it. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 10:40, 17 September 2008 (EDT)

Wai?

Yu no liek jellyfish?
*makes sad face* Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 16:10, 17 September 2008 (EDT)

Too damn lazy

I didn't even know it was possible for someone else to edit my user page, that's discouraging. Jimaginator 09:52, 18 September 2008 (EDT)

OK, now I get it, the "lazy" insert is to get people to add to their user page, and remove the red ink. Nuff said. Jimaginator 10:01, 18 September 2008 (EDT)