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I could de-sysop you for 3 weeks to remove the temptation?   ^Contribs_Talk 07:27, 27 May 2008 (EDT)

I'd appreciate that. Would you please? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 14:07, 27 May 2008 (EDT)

RA!

Want a blog? Please? I need beta testers. --λινυσ^(☮) 22:01, 1 June 2008 (EDT)

I'd love to! So... how do I start? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 00:27, 2 June 2008 (EDT)

Being naughty are we, RA? Shall I block your sock as well? Lyra § talk 00:31, 2 June 2008 (EDT)

I have enough to keep going for quite some time. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 00:40, 2 June 2008 (EDT)

Right. Atomic communion wafer, Isotope cracker, etc. Lyra § talk 00:46, 2 June 2008 (EDT)

Most of them aren't listed. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 00:47, 2 June 2008 (EDT)

Muclear Natzah

Is that account proving too much of a tempation for you, RA? I could block it in like with your main one, if you'd like. I've be resysoped again as a joke and have nothing better to do right now. Or you could just keep using it as your provisional spokespuppet. Either is fine. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 12:09, 3 June 2008 (EDT)

To answer your edit comment, it's the "+" tab to the right of "edit" and "0" ("0" edits "section 0", and is a really cool thing we use and WP doesn't! Thanks, Linus, I think, for that!). ħuman 17:35, 4 June 2008 (EDT)

I could have sworn that button didn't exist until you explained it. I think I've fixed my sig, also! Colorless_Talk 17:37, 4 June 2008 (EDT)

Question from IRC

"...do you believe rational wiki expand to try to refute pseudohistory? Trying to refute say Holocaust denial?"

Yes, and we already have something on that, I think. ħuman 15:46, 8 June 2008 (EDT)

Well, shit. Someone's impersonating me, because I haven't been on IRC in over a month. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 15:57, 8 June 2008 (EDT)

Sadness :(

I think it's very sad how many people have died in Iraq. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 21:27, 12 June 2008 (EDT)

Well I don't, so :P Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 21:29, 12 June 2008 (EDT)

You monster! It's a terrible situation over there. Haven't you been paying attention to world politics? <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 21:30, 12 June 2008 (EDT)

No. I was emphasizing the "eyes" of the smiley. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 21:35, 12 June 2008 (EDT)

What kind of person are you??? <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 21:36, 12 June 2008 (EDT)

Well, some would say I'm a square person... Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 21:40, 12 June 2008 (EDT)

In the seventies, perhaps. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 21:44, 12 June 2008 (EDT)

So what do they call it now? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 21:45, 12 June 2008 (EDT)

Oblongality. Incidentally, I'm tempted to alter my comments at the start of this thread in a way that completely changes the meaning of your answers. Can I? Please? <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 21:48, 12 June 2008 (EDT)

Knock yourself out. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 21:54, 12 June 2008 (EDT)

Seamless! <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 22:01, 12 June 2008 (EDT)

Not really. In context of your changes, my first response is now grammatically incorrect, making it apparent that something is fishy. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 22:07, 12 June 2008 (EDT)

How is it incorrect? "I think it's sad" => "Well I don't". Completely seamless. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 22:09, 12 June 2008 (EDT)

Hm. Reconsidering, I guess it isn't. It just struck me as awkward initially—nonsensical, I guess. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 23:08, 12 June 2008 (EDT)

Your second response is a bit unnatural. This historical revisionism isn't as easy as it looks! <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 23:17, 12 June 2008 (EDT)

Quit arguing amongst yourself. ħuman 23:21, 12 June 2008 (EDT)

Never. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 23:22, 12 June 2008 (EDT)

For the last time, I am not 85 25 151 22! Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 23:24, 12 June 2008 (EDT)

Yes you are *evil grin*. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 23:30, 12 June 2008 (EDT)

Preview button?

<font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 23:58, 12 June 2008 (EDT)

What are you talking about? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 00:09, 13 June 2008 (EDT)

Your <nowiki> method of fixing things. Sigh. Never mind... <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 00:30, 13 June 2008 (EDT)

Ringing the bell. tmtoulouse ^nettle 00:55, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

Wherein

Someone should update the "active users" thing to prove my utter domination of this wiki. ħuman 00:56, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

I don't have the construct (or whatever it's called) that was used to chart people's contributions. Genghis has it. I already asked him to update it, but got no answer. His lack of immediate response has me thinking he has a "life". Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 01:00, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

H E L L O !

Didn't see you there. Let's have a long and engaging conversation. Moltres, eh? How's that working out for you?? <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 00:58, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

It is far superior to Charizard. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 01:00, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

You'll hear no argument from me. Actually, where is Moltres? I don't think I ever caught it. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 01:01, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

It's on Victory Road. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 01:03, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

Of course I've made it that far. I just don't find Victory Road a very welcoming place, so I don't spend much time there :P I'm terrible at catching the Legendary Birds, anyway. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 01:06, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

It gets easier once your Pokemon are strong enough. Anywho, as I recall, Moltres can be seen in the first room you enter (when traveling from Viridian to Indigo League) in the uppermost right. ...Actually getting to it requires stumbling around and falling through the correct hole in the ground. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 01:12, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

I tend to end up with one ridiculously strong pokemon and five interesting-yet-rubbish ones :( Quite difficult to get it down to a sliver of health in that situation. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 01:16, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

Talking to yourself is so web 2.1 ħuman 01:17, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

I hope that's just a running gag, now. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 01:18, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

I hope so, too. Back on subject, don't you rotate your Pokemon? Although I suspect that mine are stronger than average (in relation to where I am in the game), probably because I spend a good many hours in-between each major journey/event leveling up my party. Is that normal? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 01:22, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

Probably. I'm too lazy to do that, though. I try to rotate them, but I get bored. I almost never pause between the game events to do any deliberate training, and I skip all the battles that I can :) <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 01:24, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

That explains a lot. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 01:25, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

I still do alright, though. I'm not "doomed", so there :P I do sometimes end up having to train for a while to catch up to the level I should be at, though. Just before Gym Leaders, usually. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 01:28, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

Regardless, you should train more. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 02:13, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

Should not. It's more fun my way :P Battles are much more engaging if you know you don't really deserve to win :) <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 02:18, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

That's an interesting way of looking at it. You almost make loserness sound palatable : ) Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 02:22, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

You can't deny that winning by the skin of your teeth is more enjoyable. I defy you to.<font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 02:23, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

:P Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 02:25, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

:P <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 02:27, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

Fruitcake! Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 02:36, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

Karl, you're an idiot. Play a record. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 02:39, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

Allahu akbar! Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 02:45, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

You've never heard of Karl Pilkington? You have my pity you Muslim extremist. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 02:47, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

I haven't. Discuss. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 02:48, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

He was the producer (translation: the guy who presses buttons) of a radio show hosted by Ricky Gervais. He became known for... well, being incredible stupid and credulous. There's probably some helpful information about him on Wikipedia. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 02:50, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

Radio is for boobs. Discuss. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 02:54, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

By that you mean "foolish persons". Right? <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 02:55, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

No, television is for boobs! Unless you meant Jeremy Boob, the nowhere man... ħuman 02:57, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

What kind of sexist do you take me for? Of course I meant "ignorant person". Silly babbit... Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 03:00, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

Why babbit?? I'm much more like a rabbit. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 03:01, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

I thought you were a jellyfish? A rabbit isn't even an inchordate. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 03:08, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

I can be both. Also, I call Indent Tower. Bring it on, bitch. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 03:11, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

I prefer the term "bastard", you uncouth yahooligan. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 03:13, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

You're the one who keeps calling me "inchordate". Do you know what that means in Jellyfishian? <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 03:16, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

I assume it's a compliment of the highest order? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 03:17, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

It means "phenakistoscope". More baffling than "compliment-y". <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 03:21, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

Well, I'd consider being called an early motion picture device a compliment—upgraded, baby! Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 03:24, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

Baffling, I say. And may the zoetrope haunt your dreams. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 03:30, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

And may the tidings of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis be upon you. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 03:45, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

Actually, if you accept chemical names and foreign transliterations as legitimate words, there are words that dwarf your puny effort by a considerable ammount. See here. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 03:49, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

Look at this image! It's so incredible! <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 03:51, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

Well, I don't, so nyah! :P Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 03:59, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

I DECLARE THIS INDENT TOWER COMPLETE. YOU MAY NOW RETURN TO YOUR FAMILIES. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 04:02, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

Surrender monkey! This battle is not over yet! Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 04:16, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

Sure it is. Go home :) <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 04:20, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

Fruitcake! Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 04:23, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

Have you reached the other side yet? <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 04:31, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

Of heaven? Of the planet? What?! Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 04:39, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

Your nation produces inferior chocolate

<font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 15:05, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

Of course. The only nation that knows how to produce superior chocolate is Belgium. And possibly the Swiss. --AKjeldsen^{Potential fundamentalist!} 15:13, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

Yes. It's called "Hersheys". Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 17:26, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

No. Belgium and Swiss also produces inferior chocolate. I have spoken.

<font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 15:14, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

That is an unorthodox position indeed, which in turn leads to the question: Who does produce superior chocolate, then? --AKjeldsen^{Potential fundamentalist!} 15:16, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

Me! Hahahahahahahahaha!

<font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 15:19, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

I must admit I have never heard of a jellyfish producing chocolate. Do you offer free samples? --AKjeldsen^{Potential fundamentalist!} 15:21, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

On Bloomsday we all eat chocolate jellyfish (and some real ones, too). ħuman 15:22, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

What the hell is Bloomsday?

<font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 15:26, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

Samples? Never! All the chocolate I produce is for my own consumption. It is not for those who are used to inferior chocolate. I have spoken!

<font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 15:26, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

"Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence." --AKjeldsen^{Potential fundamentalist!} 15:29, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

Occam's Razor! No!!

Oh great, now all my chocolate's disappeared. I hope you're happy.

Also, it appears I'm not God anymore :( <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 15:31, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

Excellent. I for one maintain that the Belgians produce the best chocolate; indeed, the standard by which all other chocolate is judged and of which they all fall short. --AKjeldsen^{Potential fundamentalist!} 15:33, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

I get the feeling you're talking about dark chocolate, though. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 15:37, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

I am talking about all types of chocolate. --AKjeldsen^{Potential fundamentalist!} 15:40, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

Bah. I'm watching you, chocolate heretic. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 15:44, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

Heretic? I am merely repeating the mainstream position on this question, the one with which all educated, reasonable individuals would agree. Surely it is you who are the heretic here. --AKjeldsen^{Potential fundamentalist!} 15:47, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

Alas, I am undone! But dark chocolate is still rubbish...

I like small text. Teach the controversy. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 15:51, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

I assume that you have never actually tasted Belgian chocolate. If you had, you would never call dark chocolate 'rubbish' again. --AKjeldsen^{Potential fundamentalist!} 15:53, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

I've tasted many things that called themselves Belgian -- or just "Belgian style" sometimes, I think -- but since I've never actually eaten chocolate in Belgium itself (to the best of my knowledge), I find I cannot whole-heartedly disagree. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 16:00, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

"Belgian style" is phake. The real stuff is produced in Belgium, with Belgian techniques, and by Belgian chocolatiers with a fanatical devotion to the Pope their product. It doesn't necessarily have to be eaten in Belgium, though, assuming one can find a trustworthy importer. --AKjeldsen^{Potential fundamentalist!} 16:07, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

Not Lindt, then? <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 16:09, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

Lindt is definitely a high-quality product that one should never reject. It is not, however, Belgian. --AKjeldsen^{Potential fundamentalist!} 16:14, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

I suddenly feel like starting a new "Belgian meme". It would be awesome. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 16:17, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

Between their beers and their chocolates, it would indeed be glorious. However, I remain unconvinced. Would we not be, to some extent, profaning this epitome of culinary culture by turning it into a meme? Also, I would point out that forced memes are usually phailmemes. --AKjeldsen^{Potential fundamentalist!} 16:23, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

Not when done by jellyfish. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 16:28, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

Surely jellyfish are not exempt from the usual "natural laws" of memetics? --AKjeldsen^{Potential fundamentalist!} 16:30, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

<vanity>Does the word "sandalism" mean anything to you?</vanity> <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 16:33, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

No. --AKjeldsen^{Potential fundamentalist!} 16:35, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

Liar. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 16:41, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

No, RLY. I have no idea what that means. Is it the obsessive wearing of sandals, even under... inappropriate conditions? --AKjeldsen^{Potential fundamentalist!} 16:43, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

No. That idea gave me some fairly amusing thoughts, though :) It's just supposed to be an inadequately explained variation on vandalism, if you must know. I coined it as a confusing phrase to use when reverting Shabby for no reason. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 16:54, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

Well, that's certainly a meritorous purpose, but... what does that have to do with the present issue? --AKjeldsen^{Potential fundamentalist!} 16:57, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

AK, in all honesty, I can no longer really remember what the "present issue" is. Do you think it's important? <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 16:59, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

No. No, I agree. It is no longer important, if it ever was. --AKjeldsen^{Potential fundamentalist!} 17:02, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

Stay right where you are. I want to take a picture.

I would correct your woeful problem, but I know it would only put my signature there instead. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 17:07, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

Ok, I got it. Everything under control. --AKjeldsen^{Potential fundamentalist!} 17:13, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

Not so, Anders. You've got the wrong timestamp on it. Do you practise deceit? Note that I will not be satisfied with an answer along the lines of "only until I'm really good at it". <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 17:22, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

Alright. I have now corrected the timestamp, in the process further falsifying this historical record. I could use this as a jumping point for a lengthy discussion on historical methodology and genuine vs. fake sources. But I won't. Mostly because it's the weekend. --AKjeldsen^{Potential fundamentalist!} 17:33, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

RA Breaks the Flow, Audience Applauds

Jellyfish: You claim to have tasted "many things Belgian." Isn't that cannablism? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 17:29, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

Only by coincidence. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 17:34, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

What the eff does that mean? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 17:36, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

Long story. Don't ask. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 17:37, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

'Coincidence'... or deceitful design?!?! The public demands answers! --AKjeldsen^{Potential fundamentalist!} 17:41, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

I ate a belgian chocolatier.

Actually, that wasn't so long after all. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 17:44, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

How dare you eat a chocolatier! I don't care that they were Belgian, but the poor gal/guy made chocolate! Thanks to you, thousands of people were forced to consume Hershey's instead! Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 17:47, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

I admit that Jellyfish was correct: I should not have asked.

Let's discuss beer instead. Belgian beer, of course. --AKjeldsen^{Potential fundamentalist!} 17:49, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

That "fruitcake! murderer!" edit comment made me laugh out loud. But, funnily enough, I ate a brewery once as well. Marginally less pleasant. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 17:51, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

Somehow, I find it difficult to believe that. --AKjeldsen^{Potential fundamentalist!} 17:53, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

Jelly intercepts the flow. The crowd goes wild

That's because of your over-literal reliance on historical sources. I would ask you to talk about that, but it's the "weekend" apparently. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 17:57, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

"Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence." --AKjeldsen^{Potential fundamentalist!} 17:59, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

You got my collection of Tibetan art that time. Be careful, dammit! <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 18:02, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

Sorry. :-( It is quite a powerful phrase. --AKjeldsen^{Potential fundamentalist!} 18:06, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

Don't you mean "my collection of Chinese minority art"? ; ) Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 18:16, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

Hmmmm...

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Nope. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 18:18, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

You are absolutely correct, Jellyfish—we're all African in the end. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 18:23, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

No. We're all African at the start. Pay attention, cutefrake. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 18:34, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

You called me cute! *Hugs Jellyfish* Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 19:07, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

You can't hug jellyfish. That's... basic. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 19:17, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

Spongebob does it. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 19:19, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

That's a dangerous precedent. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 19:21, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

How so? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 19:25, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

Well, firstly, Spongebob lives underwater. He also (to the best of my memory) once created a halloween costume that necessitated the exposure of his brain. He also enjoys the patronage of Shabby (I don't know if you were there for that, but it was quite surreal) All in all, not a particularly good example for you youngsters. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 19:29, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

...If you were a Tentacruel I could hug you... Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 19:38, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

I think Tentacruel are supposed to be quite big. Tentacool would be a safer bet. And anyway, aren't they more like squid? They don't look like my kindred jellyfish. You are the pokefascist, my fiend. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 19:44, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

No, I'm pretty sure they're jellyfish. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 19:49, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

But they're so dull. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 19:51, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

They are not! Pokémon racist! Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 19:53, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

:P Much less interesting than Articuno. Or Pichu. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 19:56, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

Feh. Zapdos could pwn Articuno and Pichu any day of the week. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 20:08, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

We reach the Forbidden Zone, but keep going for some reason...

Nar. Articuno is the queen of the birds. Only Suicune beats it. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 20:27, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

Nay! Kyogre is better than either! Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 22:52, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

Is there anybody... out there? ħuman 23:23, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

Why do you ask? Is something going down? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 23:24, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

Ides starts in fifteen minutes, where I reside... gentlemen, ladies, and "others", synchronize your clepsydrae! ħuman 23:46, 14 June 2008 (EDT)

What?! Give me some warning next time, man! I've still got my facial mask on! Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 00:02, 15 June 2008 (EDT)

Dude, strip it and rip it, I've seen it done in less than 6 minutes. Get on board, and don't forget the lemons! ħuman 00:42, 15 June 2008 (EDT)

Lemons? I would've sworn you said we were using limes. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 00:49, 15 June 2008 (EDT)

"Oranges and lemons, say the bells of St. St. Clemons, no one but you and I, say the bells of prince far-I" ħuman 01:20, 15 June 2008 (EDT)

Ah, okay, I've got oranges at least. I'm ready! Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 01:37, 15 June 2008 (EDT)

Let's go! Limes, oranges, lemons, lymons, stropberries, they're all the same to our victims! Into the fray! ħuman 02:01, 15 June 2008 (EDT)

I have sent you a very important email letterbomb

I have sent you a very important email letterbomb --Ted Kaczynski 10:30, 15 June 2008 (EDT)

You missed my pun :( Now I'm sad. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 21:19, 15 June 2008 (EDT)

No, I got it. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 21:20, 15 June 2008 (EDT)

I know. You beat me back here by half a second, unfortunately. I hereby slink away with my tail between my legs. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 21:21, 15 June 2008 (EDT)

Busted for out-of-character metaphor, wellyfisch. You slunk away with your tentacles wrapped around each other! ħuman 23:19, 15 June 2008 (EDT)

Don't be silly, Schuman. How might I slink with my tentacles so deployed? Tis absurd, say I, I say. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 23:22, 15 June 2008 (EDT)

Well, you schurely have no tail, and no legs. So which organs did you slink away with said organs "between"? ħuman 23:27, 15 June 2008 (EDT)

The gonads? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 23:53, 15 June 2008 (EDT)

I see the edit comment. My heart sinks. Sigh...

Give yourself another lenient block for "perverse interest in my tentacles" would you RA? <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 23:54, 15 June 2008 (EDT)

The only block I deserve is for the Unabomber reference I created when I changed your signature up there : ) Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 23:57, 15 June 2008 (EDT)

Oh is that what it is? I don't really know anything about Unabomber. Sorry :( <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 00:01, 16 June 2008 (EDT)

Thought you were going to bed hours ago, Jelly.   ^Contribs_Talk 00:14, 16 June 2008 (EDT) (Should I give you a 6 hour block?)

Never! Jellyfish don't need sleep! <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 00:20, 16 June 2008 (EDT)

Its horseshoes keep it awake... ħuman 00:21, 16 June 2008 (EDT)

But they sink towards the seabed as the sun rises!   ^Contribs_Talk 00:22, 16 June 2008 (EDT)

May the seabed rise to meet your tentacles before your horseshoes know you have left. (ancient Irish wellyfisch proverb) ħuman 00:24, 16 June 2008 (EDT)

No one sleeps on the seabed. That's crazy talk. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 00:34, 16 June 2008 (EDT)

How do you think the CRABS catch jellyfish? While they're asleep their snappity snappity claws come. - Be afraid, Jelly, Be Very Afraid!   ^Contribs_Talk 00:39, 16 June 2008 (EDT)

Oho! You bought that whole thing about Crabs eating Jellyfish, did you? Tsk tsk tsk. Utter nonsense, of course -- jellyfish own guns, so naturally they are unassailable (and 30% cuter). <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 00:42, 16 June 2008 (EDT)

I don't know about you, of course, but I have never seen a cute jellyfish. They're actually fairly disgusting when washed up on shore, and relatively stupid looking in an aquarium. You, of course, may be magnificently endowed with beauty, and large horseshoes. How can we tell? ħuman 00:47, 16 June 2008 (EDT)

More two-legs lies. And the horseshoe thing ruined that for me. Bah. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 00:59, 16 June 2008 (EDT)

If it makes you feel better, I apologize for the starting the whole gonads thing, fruitcake. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 01:05, 16 June 2008 (EDT)

Don't apologize, silly. It was funny at the start. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 01:07, 16 June 2008 (EDT)

I'm sorry if I imposed a vertebrate perspective on your horseshoes. How do you yellyfische like them? Deeply curved? Gently hammered? Delicately frissoned? Just let us know your fetische and we shall accommodate... ħuman 01:11, 16 June 2008 (EDT)

I am so adding "perverse interest in my tentacles" to the block reasons list next time I'm a sysop. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 01:12, 16 June 2008 (EDT)

Has anyone called the FBI about Jellyfish's self-confessed cyberterrorist activities yet? --AKjeldsen^{Potential fundamentalist!} 04:52, 16 June 2008 (EDT)

If you must know, s/he isn't really Theodore Kaczynski. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 04:56, 16 June 2008 (EDT)

So I understand, but letterbombing is still a very serious OMG CYBERTERRORIST!!!!!! activity that may be punished with OVER 9000 YEARS!!!!! of prison. These are not matters to be taken lightly. --AKjeldsen^{Potential fundamentalist!} 05:04, 16 June 2008 (EDT)

I believe I just did. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 05:05, 16 June 2008 (EDT)

Oh, great. Now the terorists will win. Good work. --AKjeldsen^{Potential fundamentalist!} 05:06, 16 June 2008 (EDT)

We are all terrorists to someone else. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 05:09, 16 June 2008 (EDT)

I, for example, am a terrorist to my mother. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 05:10, 16 June 2008 (EDT)

Hmm. That sounds like liberal relativism and deceit. [suspicious] --AKjeldsen^{Potential fundamentalist!} 05:11, 16 June 2008 (EDT)

Deny the truth all you want. It won't help you : P Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 05:17, 16 June 2008 (EDT)

It might be fun, though. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 05:24, 16 June 2008 (EDT)

Indeed. I for one deny the truth practically on an hourly basis, and derive great enjoyment from it. --AKjeldsen^{Potential fundamentalist!} 05:53, 16 June 2008 (EDT)

Please explain your accusations of cyberterrorism, you Belgian extremist. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 06:14, 16 June 2008 (EDT)

Why should he explain? You're the one who threatened me with a letter bomb. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 06:36, 16 June 2008 (EDT)

Read my comment on your blog first! <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 06:46, 16 June 2008 (EDT)

I refer to the top of this section. "I have sent you a letterbomb." That's not even a threat, it's a confession. Clearly an "open and shut case", I believe the expression is. --AKjeldsen^{Potential fundamentalist!} 06:48, 16 June 2008 (EDT)

I believe I get off on a technicality here, because RA specifically asked me to send him a letterbomb. Apparently he hates his doormat and has poor planning skills. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 06:54, 16 June 2008 (EDT)

Chocolate button

Regrettably, we are a mobocracy. As such, we do not concern ourselves with minor technicalities like due process and standards of evidence. You may have cheated the FBI, but you will not escape our righteous mob justice. (However, you will probably get to enjoy a brief respite until we figure out exactly how to lynch a jellyfish.) --AKjeldsen^{Potential fundamentalist!} 06:58, 16 June 2008 (EDT)

<smug = 10>Can't be done.</smug> <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 07:00, 16 June 2008 (EDT)

Maybe we could boil you instead. Unorthodox, I know, but mobs are nothing if not flexible. --AKjeldsen^{Potential fundamentalist!} 07:08, 16 June 2008 (EDT)

Fruitcake! Murderer! Dane!

<font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 07:11, 16 June 2008 (EDT)

You forgot "abuser of innocent animals". --AKjeldsen^{Potential fundamentalist!} 07:33, 16 June 2008 (EDT)

Well, being Danish, that just goes without saying. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 12:56, 16 June 2008 (EDT)

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Welcome to the dollhouse, Radiation automaton! Would you like some help pages? <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 01:36, 17 June 2008 (EDT)

You have no idea what I'm capable of

<font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 03:32, 17 June 2008 (EDT)

Oh, I believe I do. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 04:28, 17 June 2008 (EDT)

Now that is a grammatically incorrect answer :) You mean "I believe I have". Anyway, I've replied at your blag. Get going! <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 04:54, 17 June 2008 (EDT)

"Do" is more dramatic than "have". So "do" it is. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 14:41, 17 June 2008 (EDT)

You haven't replied at your blag. Do so immediately. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 14:51, 17 June 2008 (EDT)

I just did, you fruitcake. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 14:57, 17 June 2008 (EDT)

Hey, you replied at my blag, too! What a lovely warm feeling.

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I'M ON FIRE! <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 15:08, 17 June 2008 (EDT)

Of course you are; that's what flamethrowers are supposed to do. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 16:04, 17 June 2008 (EDT)

With the text whited out it's a lot easier to not notice you've overused the word "blag". I hereby retire in shame. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 16:21, 17 June 2008 (EDT)

Button

Don't make me explain the button rule to you. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 16:20, 17 June 2008 (EDT)

I have no idea what you are talking about. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 05:42, 18 June 2008 (EDT)

In regards to your button-related ignorance, I inform you that if a section title contains the word "Button", my new rule states that you must add another instance of the word "Button" to the section title each time you comment. As you will observe in this edit. It's my new Mighty Meme. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 06:06, 18 June 2008 (EDT)

Isn't Mighty Meme sold by that same guy who sells Oxi-Clean? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 16:12, 18 June 2008 (EDT)

No. And you didn't button. You have to button. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 16:21, 18 June 2008 (EDT)

I suggest ignoring the jellyfish on this issue. Forced memes are phailmemes. --AKjeldsen^{Potential fundamentalist!} 16:20, 18 June 2008 (EDT)

Stop saying that! <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 16:21, 18 June 2008 (EDT)

But it's the truth. To grow strong, true memes must be allowed to evolve alone in the harsh wilderness of the net, not cuddled and cultivated in this all-too-civilized setting. --AKjeldsen^{Potential fundamentalist!} 16:25, 18 June 2008 (EDT)

Those memes prosper because they are stupid. A pox on them. Buttoning shall last forever, even if I'm the only one doing it. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 16:34, 18 June 2008 (EDT)

Of course. However, something being done by one person only is, as a matter of definition, not a meme at all. --AKjeldsen^{Potential fundamentalist!} 16:38, 18 June 2008 (EDT)

(Edit conflict) Not so, dear Amaranth. The idea is passed on to people who are exposed to it (you and RA, ferinstance), even if they do not choose to follow its wisdom. You have a ultra-nationalist very literal view of memes. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 16:56, 18 June 2008 (EDT)

Yes... but if they do not follow it, then the meme does not propagate any further. It becomes a failed meme. --AKjeldsen^{Potential fundamentalist!} 17:00, 18 June 2008 (EDT)

True. Then it's called a "quirk". Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 16:53, 18 June 2008 (EDT)

You I shall sting liberally. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 16:56, 18 June 2008 (EDT)

And just like that, Meme-Be-Gone eliminates those pesky failed memes! Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 16:58, 18 June 2008 (EDT)

I shall use it on your horseshoe joke. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 06:23, 19 June 2008 (EDT)

I have sent you a bobcat

Please take good care of it. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 05:23, 18 June 2008 (EDT)

Ooh, good. Now all I need is a lynx and my collection is complete. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 05:42, 18 June 2008 (EDT)

I don't have a lynx. You only sent me a pheasant in return, so I have sent you an enraged mother bear. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 06:00, 18 June 2008 (EDT)

kthxbai!

tx!-- -PalMD ^--Do not read my blog 17:06, 18 June 2008 (EDT)

Your welcome! (I assume this is for the present I left on your page.) Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 17:20, 18 June 2008 (EDT)

Person's inhumanity

You are aware that "Man's inhumanity to man" is a famous quote?   ^Contribs_Talk 04:28, 19 June 2008 (EDT)

Nope! : P Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 05:06, 19 June 2008 (EDT)

Ha!   ^Contribs_Talk 05:29, 19 June 2008 (EDT)

And it's not sexist.   ^Contribs_Talk 05:29, 19 June 2008 (EDT)

And put it back!   ^Contribs_Talk 05:29, 19 June 2008 (EDT)

Get some edumification.   ^Contribs_Talk 05:29, 19 June 2008 (EDT)

Don't cheek your elders.   ^Contribs_Talk 05:29, 19 June 2008 (EDT)

Go to bed!   ^Contribs_Talk 05:29, 19 June 2008 (EDT)