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I didnt quiet follow what you meant. Explaining more slowly and I am sure I will catch on. My mind starts to turn to mush mid september. tmtoulouse ^oppress 15:14, 18 September 2008 (EDT)

You!

What happened to you then? Kidnapped? You were kidnapped, weren't you? I'll bet you were kidnapped. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 15:23, 19 September 2008 (EDT)

Yet another new section that RA will ignore

...because he doesn't like me :(
Anyway, you can't not play: you're the umpire! Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 13:54, 20 September 2008 (EDT)

Did he actually accept that position, or was it more sort of "bestowed" upon him? Can't remember. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 14:25, 20 September 2008 (EDT)

He actually bestowed it upon himself, I believe. It's all in my third talk-page archive. Of course, after the initial rush of self-importance, he clearly tired of our Epic Struggle and decided not to show up again. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 14:30, 20 September 2008 (EDT)

That might in fact be the best kind of judge imaginable. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 14:34, 20 September 2008 (EDT)

Just think of me as an absentee overlord. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 16:16, 20 September 2008 (EDT)

No

:P Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 16:20, 20 September 2008 (EDT)

Jeeves

[1]You're quite sting-y lately, aren't you? Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 00:46, 21 September 2008 (EDT)

If it talks like a jerk and acts like a jerk, it's probably a jerk. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 00:50, 21 September 2008 (EDT)

Strange. As I age, I find myself less and less tolerant of assholes. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 00:50, 21 September 2008 (EDT)

I have the exact opposite problem. Anyway, I can't see what Jeeves has done to warrant this animosity, apart from make a semi-tasteless joke a couple of days ago. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 00:53, 21 September 2008 (EDT)

I wish you wouldn't wander off while I'm still talking to you. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 01:08, 21 September 2008 (EDT)

I was typing. Gah! Edit conflict! Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 01:17, 21 September 2008 (EDT)

Sry... Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 01:29, 21 September 2008 (EDT)

That's understandable. You weren't here for the full-scale war that Jeeves initiated. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 01:17, 21 September 2008 (EDT)

Actually I was. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 01:29, 21 September 2008 (EDT)

Strange. I don't remember you from that time at all. Where you still just a lurker then? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 02:06, 21 September 2008 (EDT)

"Just" a lurker??? I was the sovereign of lurkers! Don't you remember how when I first signed up Human was convinced that I was an established user's sock? Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 02:13, 21 September 2008 (EDT)

Vaguely. It's been a while. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 02:24, 21 September 2008 (EDT)

I'm still convinced that you're an established user's sock. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 05:31, 21 September 2008 (EDT)

Tell us more! Who! And what about Chaos!'s socks in CP? Editor at CP^{Liar at RP!} 06:31, 21 September 2008 (EDT)

You know why I don't like him? Here's why:

He's like Proxima Centauri, minus the ignorance and naivete. He says the same things she does, but because he isn't as oblivious as she is, his words exude bitterness and anger. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 01:17, 21 September 2008 (EDT)

You know, I find it really hard to actually dislike any of our resident atheists (Rational Thinker being a notable exception), however caustic they may be sometimes. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 01:29, 21 September 2008 (EDT)

I think I've grown to dislike them because of my older brother (and to a lesser degree, my parents). Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 01:54, 21 September 2008 (EDT)

I have more respect for my brother than anyone else in the world. He is profoundly religious and a more profoundly good person than anyone I have ever met. For him, his religion and his good works necessitate and reinforce each other, and both are an integral part of his identity. He "talks to God" and firmly believes in God. Yet he is more rational than anyone on this website; while all of us are sitting on our asses editing this wiki, my brother is building a path for peace and human rights in Palestine.

And then there's Jeeves (and Proxima, and on occasion, others) who say that the religious and those who believe in God are irrational. To which I can only respond, "Fuck you. I will gladly take my brother's "irrationalism" over your rationalism any damn day." Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 01:53, 21 September 2008 (EDT)

I couldnt help but eavesdrop on this conversation and I would like to say that I am totally in agreement with Radioactive in that as I age I become much less tolerant of fuckwits. Now I have reached the sterling age of 28 I find myself with no patience and a sharp tongue. I am quick to anger also. It can only get worse........Ace McWicked^{Substansive comments only} 02:01, 21 September 2008 (EDT)

Indeed, soon we will both be sitting on our front porches in rocking chairs, waving our canes and yelling at children to get off our lawn. : ) Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 02:08, 21 September 2008 (EDT)

"Your fat, ugly children shouldn't have been anywhere near my house in the first place so it's not my fault your son has a black eye." Ace McWicked^{Substansive comments only} 02:11, 21 September 2008 (EDT)

Have you considered converting to Jellyfishism, O fiery young man? Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 02:10, 21 September 2008 (EDT)

I know what you mean about your brother. My sister can often be offended on my behalf over this kind of thing -- far more than I would be myself ^_^ People are strange creatures. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 02:10, 21 September 2008 (EDT)

Yes we are ^_^ Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 02:24, 21 September 2008 (EDT)

"As for your grandma, she shouldnt have mouthed off like that in the first place" Ace McWicked^{Substansive comments only} 02:30, 21 September 2008 (EDT)

I must admit to having no fricking idea what this conversation is about, and, perhaps for once, a first, no idea what ideas people (and jellyfish) are promoting as theirs. Perhaps this deserves an award? ħuman 02:38, 21 September 2008 (EDT)

Did you try reading the whole thing? That sometimes helps. : ) Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 02:42, 21 September 2008 (EDT)

Yeah, well, I read down to the bottom, then I commented... then again, there may be outside ideas I am not incorporating in my attempt to understand. ħuman 02:51, 21 September 2008 (EDT)

Ah, I think I see the problem here. It appears you are having a brain fart.

Try rebooting your mind to clear your cache, then rereading the conservation. : ) Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 03:03, 21 September 2008 (EDT)

How about you get off my lawn!!!!? ħuman 03:06, 21 September 2008 (EDT)

One cannot "get off your lawn". One can only transcend it. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 03:08, 21 September 2008 (EDT)

Apparently you haven't seen my lawn... ħuman 03:13, 21 September 2008 (EDT)

For $20* I will mow it for you. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 03:18, 21 September 2008 (EDT)

*Not including cost of travel fare and room and board.

$20??? I can mow it in 20 minutes, burning about a half pint of gasoline. It is lush, and long and thick, though, and I don't like to mow it often. I can provide pics ;) ħuman 03:23, 21 September 2008 (EDT)

You probably already have. It's all part of your scheme to convert RW into GardenWiki. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 03:24, 21 September 2008 (EDT)

Muahahahahaha!!! Yup. ħuman 03:27, 21 September 2008 (EDT)

News

In order to prevent you from becoming muddled and/or confused, I must warn you that I have a new name.
As you were. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 23:17, 21 September 2008 (EDT)

Thank you, because I was wondering who the hell "Pink" was, and why their userpage was on my watchlist. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 23:24, 21 September 2008 (EDT)

You should have seen recent changes about an hour ago. Even I didn't know I had that many things in my userspace ^_^ Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 23:35, 21 September 2008 (EDT)

Wait: my userpage in your watchlist?? That would sort of disconcerting o_O

I think you mean my talk page. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 23:37, 21 September 2008 (EDT)

My secret's out—I watch your userpage! : ) Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 16:11, 22 September 2008 (EDT)

Well as long as you don't watch my window... (And elide correctly, please) Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 16:29, 22 September 2008 (EDT)

Unfortunately, if you watchlist a talk page, you also end up watchlisting the article page. I say "unfortunately" because it floods my watchlist with changes I don't particularly care about. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 16:11, 22 September 2008 (EDT)

More news

AKjeldsen is a big red dragon. Please tell the people. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 15:57, 22 September 2008 (EDT)

Does that make you the Woman Clothed in the Sun? : ) Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 16:11, 22 September 2008 (EDT)

Ooh. Very impressive. Excellent obscure cultural reference there. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 16:16, 22 September 2008 (EDT)

Yeah, yeah, I read Red Dragon as well. And anyway, it should be either "Clothed in Sun" or "Clothed with the Sun", I'm afraid, so I am docking you 12 points for that.

Besides, your comparison makes no sense unless I am the Catholic Church, which I'm fairly sure I'm not. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 16:29, 22 September 2008 (EDT)

I never read the book. My magnum opus in AP European History was an essay on Romanticism in paintings and poetry. So I actually did research, while you only know it from a fiction book. : P Neener neener neener! Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 16:33, 22 September 2008 (EDT)

Personally, I know it from Wikipedia. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 16:35, 22 September 2008 (EDT)

Actually, I got it from WP too -- I theorised that your awareness of it would most likely be explained by one of the entries in the "In Popular Culture" section. I guess I was wrong :P Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 16:41, 22 September 2008 (EDT)

Your sig

Would you pleeeeese amend your sig (the penis ref), it was funny at first but gets a little wearing with time.   ^Contribs_Talk 01:23, 23 September 2008 (EDT)

I'll admit, it's a bit old hat by now. Changing it now... Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 01:26, 23 September 2008 (EDT)

Thanks, it has been especially notable because of your omnipresence.   ^Contribs_Talk 01:29, 23 September 2008 (EDT)

I'm flattered that you would call me omnipresent. : ) Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 01:30, 23 September 2008 (EDT)

Err... missed a be? (used to befunny)   ^Contribs_Talk 01:37, 23 September 2008 (EDT)

...I meant to do that. I was testing you. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 01:39, 23 September 2008 (EDT)

Important notice

I am about to wandalise your signature... Please to enjoy while effects last. Thanks you. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 16:02, 23 September 2008 (EDT)

Hmm.

"I think you misunderstand what What is going on in the world? is for. It's meant to report on general craziness, not reasonable things." I thought it was for interesting things whatever their slant.   ^Contribs_Talk 16:12, 23 September 2008 (EDT)

She's right, RA. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 16:59, 23 September 2008 (EDT)

In my defense, one could interpret my comment as meaning that. Also, that makes the IP's contribution even less like wandalism, and Lily's edit comment rather callous. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 21:15, 23 September 2008 (EDT)

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I still prefer your classic orange n' blue one... Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 00:25, 24 September 2008 (EDT)

I changed it because Icewedge thought it was "garish". And this version feels more "mature" to me. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 01:51, 24 September 2008 (EDT)

Well if you want mature, you'll need to get something like _EssayistRA^Talk.

Or you could adopt a mowse ^_^ Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 01:58, 24 September 2008 (EDT)

You made mature look dull... ^{— Unsigned, by: Radioactive afikomen / talk / contribs}

Yay! Mowses are cute! ĴαʊΆʃÇä₰ secret trainer of cheeseburgers!

Did someone step on a mowse? Ook, I have goo on my foot! Oh, nevermind, it's just a slug. ħuman 00:21, 25 September 2008 (EDT)

A word in your ear...

Re: this.
I shall give you thirty seconds to correct your wrongdoing. Then I shall eviscerate you. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 15:06, 25 September 2008 (EDT)

S/He worked hard at it. I was giving praise and encouragement to a less-established editor. Didn't your parents ever tell you to be nice to people? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 15:21, 25 September 2008 (EDT)

Give me a link to your version, and I shall praise you too. : ) Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 15:21, 25 September 2008 (EDT)

It's not online. I was going to email it to Human. I'm just being anxious about it at the moment.

Congratulations, you have (barely) escaped evisceration. Have you done this before? Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 15:25, 25 September 2008 (EDT)

Why, yes, I do regularly praise other editor's efforts. I'm nice that way. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 15:37, 25 September 2008 (EDT)

Have you praised your comrade today? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 15:37, 25 September 2008 (EDT)

I told AKjeldsen his hat was nice. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 15:43, 25 September 2008 (EDT)

Did you actually see it, or just assume it was nice? Because I've seen pictures of him, and he has terrible fashion sense. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 16:03, 25 September 2008 (EDT)

You have? I do? --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 16:11, 25 September 2008 (EDT)

I have Seen it, not seen it. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 16:14, 25 September 2008 (EDT)

Ah. I See. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 16:16, 25 September 2008 (EDT)

Wait, what? Come again?

Um... ? Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 16:17, 25 September 2008 (EDT)

You see, sometimes you need to See rather than to just see, if you See what I mean. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 16:20, 25 September 2008 (EDT)

I don't speak gibberish.

More importantly, where is these pictures of you being fashion-blind? You're not wearing a Hawaiian shirt, are you?? ^_^ Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 16:24, 25 September 2008 (EDT)

Let's just say he likes polka dots with his plaid. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 16:25, 25 September 2008 (EDT)

Do not listen to this scandalmongerer. I don't even own a Hawaiian shirt. Or a plaid. Not to mention one with polka dots. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 16:27, 25 September 2008 (EDT)

Yes you do. I saw it in a Dream Of Prophesy^TM. It was pink with red strikes and purple dots. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 16:32, 25 September 2008 (EDT)

While I'm certainly fascinated to learn that you Dream prophetically of me, I think you need to work a bit on your reception. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 16:39, 25 September 2008 (EDT)

He also wears tighty whities. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 16:46, 25 September 2008 (EDT)

And don't call me "pinkie"

Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 16:55, 26 September 2008 (EDT)

To be honest, I was going for a "Pinkie and the Brain" reference, but you aren't much of a boob. : ) Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 16:57, 26 September 2008 (EDT)

I fancy our roles would be reversed, should that comparison be made :P Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 16:59, 26 September 2008 (EDT)

I resent that. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 17:07, 26 September 2008 (EDT)

I was only teasing you, silly. Hence the sticking-tongue-out smilie. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 17:09, 26 September 2008 (EDT)

Perhaps you could be Pinkie as he is in the "That Smarts" episode? : ) Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 17:11, 26 September 2008 (EDT)

Thank you for welcoming

Lol, you welcomed me two time, once as an IP, once as registered.

There is a particular subject I'd like to help in. I discovered that Andy had an argue with PJR about what the pope said [2].

As a French, I'd like to clarify some things about the translation. Where should I post this?

Than you.

Barraki 15:15, 27 September 2008 (EDT)

Sorry for the delay. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 16:22, 27 September 2008 (EDT)

You should first put it on talk:WIGO. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 16:22, 27 September 2008 (EDT)

And you're welcome. : ) Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 16:23, 27 September 2008 (EDT)

Look upon me, in all my wonder...

Hey, you! Check out my new sig! It is truly magnificent. Pink_{(Please to heap praise upon me)} 14:42, 29 September 2008 (EDT)

Even if it took a few tries to get there. :P --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 14:49, 29 September 2008 (EDT)

Don't listen to AKjeldsen. My signature sprang into being perfect and fully formed. Pink_{(Unlike AKjeldsen's, which is silly, and cannot even be customised to send messages.)} 14:53, 29 September 2008 (EDT)

As if you don't have enough channels to send messages already. Besides, the font is too small to read. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 15:09, 29 September 2008 (EDT)

Pink_(Isn't!) 15:14, 29 September 2008 (EDT)

Pink_{(OK, maybe it is a little...)} 15:14, 29 September 2008 (EDT)

Actually, you're right. The problem is not so much the size as the colour.. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 15:16, 29 September 2008 (EDT)

Man if I had a nickel for every time I heard that...--Antifly 15:18, 29 September 2008 (EDT)

That's funny. It looks the same to me. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 15:23, 29 September 2008 (EDT)

That's because you're not looking at the important bit. Pink_{(You wazzock fruitcake.)} 15:24, 29 September 2008 (EDT)

Category:opinionated users

That's all of us, isn't it? :) 15:58, 29 September 2008 (EDT) Totnesmartin

I would like to come out on the record and state that I do not hold opinions, I simply know the Truth^TM. tmtoulouse 16:00, 29 September 2008 (EDT)

I would like to state that all truth is opinion to postmodernists, but that's just an opinion. Totnesmartin 16:05, 29 September 2008 (EDT)

Well as a logical positivist I know the postmodernist are meaningless. tmtoulouse 16:09, 29 September 2008 (EDT)

Fortunately, as a postmodernist, I know that the logical positivist are merely deluding themselves... in my opinion. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 17:01, 29 September 2008 (EDT)

Picard

Try not to overdo it. Pink_{(You fruitcake! Yes, I can call you a fruitcake, because you don't read my talklink! Buahahaha! You have silly shoes! And your shirt is on back to front! ^_^)} 15:28, 30 September 2008 (EDT)

On a seprate note, I have now noticed the new part to your signature. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 15:30, 30 September 2008 (EDT)

Er? Pink_{(Uh-oh. I think he's spotted us! To the hills!!)} 15:32, 30 September 2008 (EDT)

I have just left you a very important message. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 15:39, 30 September 2008 (EDT)

Hey!

Please tell me your renamed user "Behold a Wimpy Orange-ish Dragon and the Vandal Clothed in the Mud" is not a reference to AK and/or Me. Don't make me bite your toes. Pink_{(I'll do it!)} 16:37, 30 September 2008 (EDT)

Um, no, it was a bald reference to the painting by William Blake. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 02:19, 1 October 2008 (EDT)

Template:Lazy

I think writing Template:Lazy on people's user pages is a mite intrusive. Sure, we don't like the old red links, but still. Can we at least 1. use a nicer template name and 2. make the message more welcoming? As it is, it's a tad obnoxious. Why not ask them on their talk page (with a template, of course) to edit their user page at least once to kill the red link? ħuman 01:36, 1 October 2008 (EDT)

I consent to making it less obnoxious. As for putting it on the userpages without permission... well, that can just blank the page if they don't like, can't they? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 02:01, 1 October 2008 (EDT)

Less obnoxious is all that I think is really needed. Perhaps a grief explanation of our allergy to red links? Sort of like a belated welcome template, only friendlier? Links to our userboxen, requests for personal details like bank account numbers and PINs, that sort of thing? Thanks for your consideration... ħuman 02:15, 1 October 2008 (EDT)

Wait you mean we don't like red-links here? Pinto's5150 ^Talk 02:29, 1 October 2008 (EDT)

I stuck beans up my nose. Now what!? ħuman 04:09, 1 October 2008 (EDT)

Should I assume you've continued breathing through your mouth? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 04:49, 1 October 2008 (EDT)

People

Shouldn't things like "religious fundamentalists" be subcategories of People? Pink_{(Yes. Yes, they should.)} 15:26, 1 October 2008 (EDT)

Jesus, that was fast. There wasn't even one minute between my creation of the category and my remembering to categorize it. Whatever happened to patience? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 15:39, 1 October 2008 (EDT)

Sorry. I didn't realise you were going to do that. Pink_(Fruitcake!) 15:45, 1 October 2008 (EDT)

I can understand that. But, Good Lord, you couldn't even wait one minute before jumping on it? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 15:50, 1 October 2008 (EDT)

I react to things as soon as I notice them, which makes my reactions pretty random. I hope you don't feel too victimised :( Pink_(Wazzock!) 16:02, 1 October 2008 (EDT)

PS I am eating a lovely wonderful sandwich. Do you want some?</blatantly unnecessary peace offering> Pink_{("I just like to talk about food"^TM)} 16:10, 1 October 2008 (EDT)

It's probably not kosher, but I'd appreciate some anyways. : ) Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 00:15, 2 October 2008 (EDT)

I'm afraid you've missed the sandwich window. You can have the crusts if you really want. They probably have a small amount of loveliness and/or wonder in them. Pink_{(This sandwich is not relevant to your interests.)} 15:48, 2 October 2008 (EDT)

Uh, no thanks. I'll just wait for you to make another sandwich. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 15:59, 2 October 2008 (EDT)

Are you... telling me to make you a sandwich?? Pink_{(RW: The Sitcom!)} 16:24, 2 October 2008 (EDT)

No, I was telling you to give me half of whatever sandwich you happen to have right now. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 22:18, 2 October 2008 (EDT)

<grumble>'m not makn yu a sandwch</grumble>

Please admire my new signature. *twirls* Pink_{(Isn't it lovely?)} 22:29, 2 October 2008 (EDT)

Yes, it's very, er, Christmas-y. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 22:49, 2 October 2008 (EDT)

You're just jealous because you don't have a Christmas signature. Pink_{(Control your envy!)} 22:53, 2 October 2008 (EDT)

I'm Jewish, so I most certainly am not. Though I will acknowledge that it is very cheery. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 22:56, 2 October 2008 (EDT)

You Judaists don't appreciate the universal magick of Christmas? :( Pink_{(It's a sad face...)} 23:06, 2 October 2008 (EDT)

Although a bit presumptuous, seasonally speaking. Kan we haz fall and pumpkins first, pleez? ħuman 23:08, 2 October 2008 (EDT)

me

that bunch of numbers you welcomed was me, I forgot I wasnt signed in you see. Ace McWicked^{cast ye the first stone} 03:46, 2 October 2008 (EDT)

The smoker in the shadows

Like my namesake, I'm always lurking, just waiting for that right moment. Also, I have a baby daughter that limits my online time. Czolgolz 09:01, 2 October 2008 (EDT)

Oh, dear. You seem to have some sort of Real Life. My sympathies. : ) Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 15:30, 2 October 2008 (EDT)

References->Footnotes

Your idea have been accepted by the random group of people on my talk page, it is now being carried out by ACDbot. Just a FYI. tmtoulouse 15:10, 2 October 2008 (EDT)

You mean I just got gipped out of chance to pump my edit count radically high by changing it myself? Dang. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 15:23, 2 October 2008 (EDT)

Well ACDBot does the site alphabetically, so if you start at Z and work your way backwards you can meet it half way...tmtoulouse 15:26, 2 October 2008 (EDT)

About how long would it take the bot to work through all the articles? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 15:28, 2 October 2008 (EDT)

Few hours is my guess. tmtoulouse 15:31, 2 October 2008 (EDT)

You can check it now on recent changes, just show bot edits. tmtoulouse 15:31, 2 October 2008 (EDT)

You know I'd just come here to ask what was going on with this edit count pimping pumping of yours - now I understand. Good luck. --Bob^{bing up} 16:11, 2 October 2008 (EDT)

Petition

? Pink_(!) 23:25, 3 October 2008 (EDT)

Argumentative

No offence intended, RA, but you seem to have been a little more argumentative than heretofore, lately. Was it something we said?   ^Contribs_Talk 23:27, 3 October 2008 (EDT)

You take a while to write things, don't you?

Pink_{(^_^)} 13:32, 4 October 2008 (EDT)

...Maybe. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 13:37, 4 October 2008 (EDT)

You're a perfectionist. Like me!

Or you're a terrible writer. One of those things. Pink_{(Not both :nods:)} 13:46, 4 October 2008 (EDT)

It's the former. I am certainly not a terrible writer—haven't you seen my essays? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 13:48, 4 October 2008 (EDT)

The ones you advertise in your signature? :P

More importantly: Hey! Our last two comments both had exactly the same number of bytes! It's a sign!! Pink_{(So... you wanna grab a coffee?)} 13:54, 4 October 2008 (EDT)

Behold! The Heaven's have parted, and a column of light illuminates our path! Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 16:34, 4 October 2008 (EDT)

Hmmm. Steal my idea, would you?? Pink_{(You can pick me up at six)} 17:30, 4 October 2008 (EDT)

How can I steal, when this is CommieWiki? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 20:54, 4 October 2008 (EDT)

This is CommaWiki, knave! Pink_{(You're cute when you're downtrodden :P)} 19:37, 5 October 2008 (EDT)

Ha! I see your CommaWiki, and I raise you HyphenWiki! Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.}

I propose CorrectUseOfSemicolonWiki.... would you demonstrate, for the ignorant in our audience? Pink_{(Do people still say "aw, shucks"?)} 20:02, 5 October 2008 (EDT)

I know I used it correctly once on this wiki; I'm not sure enough to hazard trying to correctly use it on the spot. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 20:39, 5 October 2008 (EDT)

Indeed; it is quite complex. Pink_{("Fruitcake" never kills the mood. It is flawless in its ubiquity)} 21:19, 5 October 2008 (EDT)

Laying it on thick

Well while we're on the subject, I happened to see this, and thought of you. Pink_{(I had a rabbit called Charmer)} 21:16, 4 October 2008 (EDT)

U no liek? :( Pink_(Sorrow!) 19:37, 5 October 2008 (EDT)

I like! Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 19:47, 5 October 2008 (EDT)

Sorry, I merely prefer to watch a video multiple times to evaluate it. And it is worthy—it hath been favorited! Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 19:47, 5 October 2008 (EDT)

You have Fry and Laurie! I'm going to spend a few minutes rooting through your favourites... hold still, please... Pink_{("That tickles!" "That's why you should hold still!")} 20:02, 5 October 2008 (EDT)

Oh, please don't, there's some stuff in there that calls my taste into question. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 20:09, 5 October 2008 (EDT)

No, no, I like rooting. Root root root. Pink_{(The episode of Pinkie and the Brain your referred me to a couple of days ago, I notice ^_^)} 20:18, 5 October 2008 (EDT)

Was your taste ever in, er, doubt? Root rot, root rot, root rot... ħuman 23:34, 5 October 2008 (EDT)

And why don't you have a Youbute account, young man? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 23:37, 5 October 2008 (EDT)

Sadly, people mostly call me "sir" these days. It must surely be due to the attractive silvering at my temples of my lovely blond hair. I just never felt the need for a Youbite account. How's them apples? Fresh, this time of year! ħuman 23:43, 5 October 2008 (EDT)

If you hang out in retirement homes, others can still call you a "young man". : ) Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 23:46, 5 October 2008 (EDT)

Good point. Of course, most of those who call me "sir" are pre-college adolescents. To them I probably look ancient, if not decrepit. I have learned to answer to it, although I have no mansion, and still theoretically "work" for a living. ħuman 00:09, 6 October 2008 (EDT)

I will gladly call either of you "young man" (or anything, really) if you'll talk about something interesting for a little bit. Pink_{(You may choose between two subjects -- my dazzling wit, and my dazzling beauty.)} 00:14, 6 October 2008 (EDT)

It's Human's fault for making things dull. The Man is like a boredom magnet : ) Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 00:24, 6 October 2008 (EDT)

<confuseded>Is Human "The Man", now?</confuseded> Pink_{(That's the soft option :P I'm sure you'd be much more creative with the other. But I don't really mind so long as it's dazzling...)} 00:35, 6 October 2008 (EDT)

I am only such as I am. Teh human. RA got me all mopey about my cat :(, so there. As far as my being "sir", that's silly. My favorite TV show is Futurama. So there. ħuman 00:37, 6 October 2008 (EDT)

Suits you, akshully :) Pink_(Mope) 00:40, 6 October 2008 (EDT)

I agree. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 00:45, 6 October 2008 (EDT)

I agree with your agreement. Pink_{(Such grandiloquent compliments are actually rather depressing. You fruitcake.)} 00:52, 6 October 2008 (EDT)

I'm afraid I must disagree with your agreeing with my agreement. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 01:01, 6 October 2008 (EDT)

Oh, I agree. Pink_{(I don't think I'm old enough to be a "Ms". Also, stop peeling away at my precious ambiguity.)} 01:09, 6 October 2008 (EDT)

I disagree with your disagreement with agreeing with her agreement. And, Pinky, a "Ms." can be of any age. ħuman 01:13, 6 October 2008 (EDT)

This allowance was not adequately explained by Ms Wiz. Pink_{(Stupid books)} 01:20, 6 October 2008 (EDT)

How about we just agree to disagree about our agreeing with each other's disagreements? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 01:30, 6 October 2008 (EDT)

No, I disagree with that. Pink_{(Oh really? Why, might I ask?)} 01:44, 6 October 2008 (EDT)

Filthy liberal, always opposing those you disagree with. I can tell with a 95% certainty that you oppose diplomacy with Iran. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 01:56, 6 October 2008 (EDT)

Tsk tsk tsk. That doesn't sound very scientific, dear. Pink_{(That's right. I've moved the topic into daylight. Fear me!)} 02:01, 6 October 2008 (EDT)

Oh? And where was your "science" when Andy Schlafly lost his mind? What pill has science given us to cure him? You can't, can you? So much for your hallowed "scientific method"! Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 02:05, 6 October 2008 (EDT)

I think Pink's a boy/male/manthing (have a cigar!). I'll leave it up to you two to decide who is Fry and who is Leela. Or both. ħuman 02:07, 6 October 2008 (EDT)

I appreciate what you've added to the debate, but I'm ruling out "manthing", nonetheless. Just... no.

RA, are you typing out the whole template ("{{User:RA/whatever|message}}") when you add your sig messages? There's a much easier way of doing it. Pink_{(So very easy.)} 02:12, 6 October 2008 (EDT)

Unfortunately, yes. What is this easier way you speak of? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 02:14, 6 October 2008 (EDT)

The template that my sig drops straight into the page is this: "{{Pink/sig15|"

To sign things, I type "~~~Dazzling wit!}} ~~~~~"

Only slightly easier in terms of actual typing, but much much easier on my brain. Go ahead and try it! Pink_{(Now with 50% more obliterated ambiguity[citation needed)} 02:18, 6 October 2008 (EDT)

By the by the by...

Have you seen the new look of my jellyblog? It's quite... appropriate... Pink_{(^_^)} 23:41, 7 October 2008 (EDT)

you cannot escape commenting, you silly fruitcake

I see. And yes it is. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 02:11, 8 October 2008 (EDT)

I tried commenting on it, but it wouldn't let me. You seem to have disabled comments, you wobbly fruitcake. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 02:11, 8 October 2008 (EDT)

I have not! *bristle bristle*

I was playing with the settings a little while earlier. I've put them back, so does it work now? I'd hate to have a blog that quietly keeps everyone except me and AK from commenting Pink_{(Actually, I'd quite like that. But maybe some other time...)} 03:03, 8 October 2008 (EDT)

Thanks...

... for the quick welcome. But, alas, it was just me, hidden behind a bunch of numbers - which I've deleted, now. --LArron 05:19, 8 October 2008 (EDT)

Ah, I see. Well, think of it as your complementary second welcomes. : ) Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 05:21, 8 October 2008 (EDT)

e-mail

done. waiting. PFoster 11:03, 8 October 2008 (EDT)

Prepare to be spammed! I mean, er, emailed. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 11:21, 8 October 2008 (EDT)

How do you enable email then? My email address is in the thingy thing...Matt oblong 15:54, 8 October 2008 (EDT)

Hm. Type your full email address in to the little box in "my preferences", then hit "save". Then you have to go to your email's inbox, open the e-mail confirmation from RationalWiki, and hit the link to confirm your email activation (you may have to check your spam folder). If there's any problems that come up despite following the instructions, it's a technical issue, which puts us at the mercy of Tmtoulouse or Linus. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 17:40, 8 October 2008 (EDT)

Email

I have activated my email so you can email me. Our evolution article has momentum. Ace McWicked^{The Liquid Room} 16:25, 8 October 2008 (EDT)

Hm. I got the "Error, this user has not specified an email address". Did you follow the instructions in the above section? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 17:42, 8 October 2008 (EDT)

You also have to check the "Enable e-mail from other users" box.   ^Contribs_Talk 17:50, 8 October 2008 (EDT)

Fucking hell, it was working yesterday. try again, I have changed all my preferences. Ace McWicked^{The Liquid Room} 18:02, 8 October 2008 (EDT)

Want a copy of what RA is going to send you? ;) ħuman 03:25, 9 October 2008 (EDT)

Too late, he already does. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 03:46, 9 October 2008 (EDT)

It's not as popular as I thought it would be... Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 03:46, 9 October 2008 (EDT)

Try: "ID MSG:26443 I am Julia, 27 y.o. Russia (dating)" for greater success in "Best prices for best intimate living"? ħuman 03:56, 9 October 2008 (EDT)

Are you calling me a prostitute? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 20:56, 11 October 2008 (EDT)

Hey

Hey, saw the note on my talk page. How long have I been here? Time certainly flies. I don't get around to a lot of editing, but I spend a fair amount of time lurking. Smyth 17:57, 8 October 2008 (EDT)

I came and see

I came and see words in very bad Esperanto. So I logged in and correct them. I don't quit understand the purpose of this wiki. It looks like Wikipedia but has not NPOV, right ? It struggles against creationists, and what else ? Is it an only US-project ? Wikipedia is multlingual and world-wide. I'm French and not very familiar with English. Cheers ArnoLagrange 19:27, 8 October 2008 (EDT)

We struggle against religious extremism and authoritarianism. Our site is intended for English-speakers, although we have a few people who speak other languages. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 21:30, 8 October 2008 (EDT)

There is correct Esperanto? ;-) If you want to write something in French, about Le Pen (or in English about le Pen or FN), or about the joy of being in a country where no one cares if there was sperm on the dress -- they only care "did the president run the country well?" Or about racism as it's developing in Paris, I think a French point of view (assuming you are French, and not african, Vietnamese, Canadian, or some other French speaking nationality - and if so, then that point of view) would be highly enjoyed and appreciated! --En attendant Godot_{"«Let the credulous and the vulgar continue to believe that all mental woes can be cured by a daily application of old Greek myths to their private parts. V.Nabokov»} 18:17, 9 October 2008 (EDT)

Send me another Very Important Email

I think it should be working now. --Gulik 16:25, 9 October 2008 (EDT)

Done. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 17:12, 9 October 2008 (EDT)

Thanks

...for handing me this rancid rag and flea-bitten mop. Now that the power is MINE, I shall CRUSH!! KILLLL!!!!! DESTROYYYYYYYY!!!!!!! Time for my pills again, methinks Zmidponk 17:01, 11 October 2008 (EDT)

Oh, yes, after the POWER irredeemably corrupts you, pills become a necessity. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 20:55, 11 October 2008 (EDT)

I have sent you a very important lozenge

For your throat. Pink_{(^_^)} 21:12, 11 October 2008 (EDT)