Angry White Dude
Voice of the voiceful Men's rights |
Lest women catch up |
Bros before hoes |
“”Good... Good... Let the HATE flow through you!
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—Darth Sidious |
“”And all the dead uncle Daves gather around a heavenly kitchen table; they light up cigarettes and they begin to talk. They talk about how they never got a break, how their parents didn't love them and their children were ungrateful. They talk about how the government screwed them out of money and they just missed out on a big job. They say the Jews own everything and the Blacks get special treatment.
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—George Carlin in his 2005 HBO Album Life is Worth Losing[1] |
Angry White Dude was a blog dedicated to the "defense of the most ridiculed and unappreciated being on the planet… THE WHITE MALE."
Translation: it was a by-the-numbers, foaming-at-the-mouth right-wing blog dedicated to bellyaching about the perceived war against the groups and classes who rule the world (i.e, men, whites, heterosexuals, neurotypical, cisgenders, Christians, the rich, the military, etc.) by Barack Obama, and to stroking off its author's ego.
Blowing a gasket[edit]
Entries read like Encyclopedia Dramatica articles, and it can sometimes be hard to discern so much as the author’s hypothesis amidst all the swearing and bitching. Like, just what the hell is he contending in this article? That frogs cats are gay?
That aside, you've seen all this stuff before:
- whining about perceived anti-male rhetoric in commercials
- accusations of Obama being born in Kenya[2] and somehow being an atheist, Muslim, communist, and homosexual all at the same time
- referring to anyone he doesn't like as a "poofter"[3]
- Et cetera.
Naturally, the author is swollen with vanity, casually referring to himself as "Big Sexy"?
Oh, and although it ostensibly is not a white supremacist website and does not allow the denigration of blacks, that still doesn't stop a proliferation of content about blacks gobbling up welfare and comments such as this:
“”How do you explain American Blacks with an average IQ 15 points below Whites voted almost solely for Obama?
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—Angry White Dude[4] |
If there's one positive straw to grasp at, it's that the guy does not appear to deny evolution.[5] Global warming, of course, is another matter.[6]
It will surprise you not at all to learn that the Angry White Dude resides in Texas.[7]
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References[edit]
- ↑ https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0484855/characters/nm0137506
- ↑ a message to obama (because Obama is constantly monitoring this guy's website)
- ↑ everyone who writes for the New York Times is a poofter apparently
- ↑ Angry White Dude. "Stupid People Should Not Be Allowed to Vote." Angry White Dude. 2012 November 26.
- ↑ and then he has to ruin it by saying evolution proves white supremacy
- ↑ that global warming sure causes a lot of arctic ice
- ↑ happy Texas independence day