Essay:Liberal Dictionary Project
- 1 Introduction
- 2 Dictionary
- 2.1 A
- 2.2 B
- 2.3 C
- 2.4 D
- 2.5 E
- 3 Notes
This is the Liberal Dictionary Project. It is intended to counter the CONSERVATIVE BIAS and deceit inherent in the dictionary project of a certain other wiki starting with C. Here are my liberal words so far:
Definitions are alphabetized.
True liberal meaning- The act of not having sex; usually the result of shame-based sex education
False conservative redefinition- Something that is just short of saintliness
True liberal meaning- Not claiming to know for sure whether or not a God/Gods exist; agnostic/gnostic are on a different axis than atheism/theism
False conservative redefinition- An affirmation of ignorance regarding the existence of a God or gods
True liberal meaning- Selflessy caring for the well-being of others or of humanity as a whole; being charitable
True liberal meaning- The lack of belief in a God or Gods
False conservative redefinition- Denial of a particular God's existence; a discredited and failing liberal worldview known to cause mass murder, immorality, uncharitableness, obesity and other negative consequences.
Atheism Derangement Syndrome (ADS)
Liberal word True liberal meaning- A frequent disease among paranoid and usually conservative (but at times also liberal) theists, which leads them to hate everything atheists do and blame all current problems on either atheism, atheism, or atheism. This often exhibits itself in the form of Fox News's War On Christmas™, or some Muslims on social media demanding that unflattering images made by atheists involving their religion be censored because they just should, that's why.
False conservative redefinition- Something whose existence they will deny, often instead obsessing over a nonexistent "Conservapedia obsessive compulsive disorder" or some "Christianity/Trump/Bush Derangement Syndrome"
False conservative redefinition- N/A (this is something whose existence they will deny; conservatives often argue that there is a nonexistent "War On Christmas")
True liberal meaning- When something is rigged in favor of a certain position; can be liberal or conservative
False conservative redefinition- Something that nobody on Conservapedia has. Nobody.
True liberal meaning- A made-up snarl word that religions and oversensitive theists who had grown accustomed to their beliefs never being challenged shout whenever they are contradicted
Bush Derangement Syndrome (BDS)
True liberal meaning- A made-up term that conservatives falsely accuse liberals of in an attempt to distract from their own Obama Derangement Syndrome (ODS) that is caused by paranoia and anger at Obamacare and other policies of Barack Obama, and blaming all problems that occured throughout his term on him. Often exhibits itself in the form of "Obama's a Muslim!" or "Obama was born in Africa!"
False conservative redefinition- A frequent disease among paranoid liberals which leads them to hate everything George W. Bush did and blame all current problems on him.
True liberal meaning- A biologist and naturalist, who is best known for discovering and proving evolution and natural selection of wild species.
False conservative redefinition- The Great Satan.
True liberal meaning- A follower of the Christian religion
False conservative redefinition- A perfect, innocent little angel who is incapable of ever doing anything wrong, and who is always the victim of persecution no matter what, even if they are a majority.
Christian By Name Only
True liberal meaning- A made-up term that conservatives (and sometimes also liberal Christians) use to disassociate themselves with any member of their faith they don’t like
False conservative redefinition- Any Christian whom Andrew Schlafly finds personally distasteful
True liberal meaning- A holiday celebrated at around the winter solstice that, while usually celebrated as a Christian religious holiday, contrary to what many conservatives like to claim, incorporates many pagan, non-Christian traditions and rituals
False conservative redefinition- Something that is constantly under attack by atheists, Freedom From Religion Foundation, and "politically-correct" leftists; something that Donald Trump, Freedom From Atheism Foundation, and Fox News must repeatedly fight a war to protect each and every winter season
True liberal meaning- Nonsense; gibberish; BS
True liberal meaning- The gradual change in the average global temperature due to an increasing amount of CO2 emissions; will cause disastrous consequences if the people in power continue to pretend that it doesn’t exist
False conservative redefinition- A made-up concept created by an evil librul conspiracy to trick conservatives into giving up the CO2-emitting possessions they hold dear; many of them argue that it was invented by China to bankrupt ‘Murica
True liberal meaning- An oppressive government system in which all property is owned by the state, and where human rights are almost nonexistent
False conservative redefinition- Atheism
False conservative redefinition- The Trustworthy Encyclopedia.
Darwin Derangement Syndrome (DDS)
True liberal meaning- A frequent disease among paranoid creationists which leads them to hate everything Charles Darwin wrote and blame all current problems on him and his
evilution scientific theory of evolution.
False creationist redefinition- Something whose existence they will deny; creationists often argue that their obsession with Darwin is justified
Dawkins Derangement Syndrome (DkDS)
True liberal meaning- A frequent disease among paranoid theists which leads them to hate everything Richard Dawkins says, regardless of whether he actually had a point or not, and blame all current problems on him and/or his works.
False conservative redefinition- A made-up term that Dawkins-worshipping atheists invented to silence all criticism of their Messiah; invented out of anger in regards to the latest operation of a certain creationist individual with a name starting with K. LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!
True liberal meaning- Natural selection; the survival of the fittest, best-adapted species under environmental pressures
False conservative redefinition- A catch-all snarl word they lazily use to describe anything and even vaguely resembles that goatdamn Evilution.
True liberal meaning- He is the
True liberal meaning- Supporting equal rights for all humans regardless of race, sex, sexual orientation, gender identity, belief, etc.
False antifeminist redefinition- A buzz word that they often use when pretending to be progressive; even if their views are decidedly anything but progressive
True liberal meaning- Bad; malicious; with the intent to cause harm
True scientific meaning- The scientific theory of the origin of species due to change and natural selection over millions of years; currently accepted by nearly all scientists, and has mountains of evidence
False creationist redefinition- The baseless idea promoted by some evil atheist conspiracy that we came from rocks[note 1].
- I honestly couldn't make this up.