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This Society is growing rapidly!

The Big Cleese Cheese.

The RationalWiki Silly Person's Society was founded by SuperJosh at 03:29AM on Saturday 28th November 2009 in a drunken stupor. It aims to fill RationalWiki full of net memes, bigotry to the religious and non-religious, and to create a rigid, but arbitrary, hierarchy where every Thursday a person is chosen at random to be high-priest (or priestess) of RationalWiki.

Please add your name to the roster if you wish to join the Silly Person's Society - it's free!

Silly Person's Society Roster[edit]

Userboxes you can use as boxes
This user is only here for the
  • SJ Debaser 03:29, 28 November 2009 (UTC)
  • - π 03:32, 28 November 2009 (UTC)
  • TheoryOfPractice 03:34, 28 November 2009 (UTC)
  • The noble Lord Sir Javascap the Third, Champion of the third realm and ruler of the Second, does accept your invitation to step to the mantle of Great Member of the Silly Person's Society.
  • Please choose Thanatos 03:56, 28 November 2009 (UTC) for all your blocking needs.
  • ħumanUser talk:Human as of three years ago.
  • Professor Moriarty 08:01, 28 November 2009 (UTC)
  • Aye, feck. I'lldothafightforfree! El TajDon't make me do stuff 16:10, 28 November 2009 (UTC)
  • It's free, therefore it's my moral imperative to join. --Kels 20:08, 28 November 2009 (UTC)
  • About time we had one of these. Tetronian you're clueless 20:49, 1 December 2009 (UTC)
  • High Pope of the Unpredictable reporting for doody. --ConcernedresidentAsk me about our truffle 07:58, 28 April 2010 (UTC)
  • Why the fuck did I never join? I demand an answer! Lord Goonie Hooray! I'm helping! 14:15, 28 April 2010 (UTC)
  • I am so in. Mr. Swift (talk) 20:23, 27 June 2010 (UTC)
  • How did i miss this? I'm in and so's my anteater. Totnesmartin (talk) 14:37, 4 September 2010 (UTC)
  • And, of course, the Squirrels. Secret Squirrel (talk) 14:40, 4 September 2010 (UTC)
  • I want not approve on it, I think amusing group. CrundyTalk nerdy to me 20:34, 5 September 2010 (UTC)
  • I want to proselitize to RatWikians and turn this wiki into a spiritually sound God fearing institution. Who will join me? God is Lord
  • Solomon Grundy (talk) 22:56, 21 November 2015 (UTC)

(talk) 11:49, 12 December 2011 (UTC)

  • I'm only going to use an IP address just to make things confusing. Kindly suck my clit. (talk) 16:20, 5 March 2016 (UTC)

First order of business - Memes[edit]

No fucking memes[edit]

Memes are OK in moderation or appropriate context[edit]

  • Nutty Roux100x100 anarchy symbol.svg 04:34, 28 November 2009 (UTC)
    • You hav no iodea wha moderatioon mans! ħumanUser talk:Human 10:09, 28 November 2009 (UTC)

Moar memes[edit]

  • Why this sudden objection to memes I see over the site? In the broadest sense of the term all ideas are memes. More memes!--BobNot Jim 10:27, 28 November 2009 (UTC)
  • Memes are half the fun of this site. The Goonie Punk Can't sleep, clowns will eat me! 19:52, 28 November 2009 (UTC)
  • I can haz moar memes pleez? Kthanxbai. TheoryOfPractice 19:56, 28 November 2009 (UTC)
  • Sup dawg, I herd you didn't liek memes on yr intertubes but I accidentally in your base. CrundyTalk nerdy to me 20:37, 5 September 2010 (UTC)

Less yoyos[edit]

Fucking goddamn fucking memes[edit]

Fucking memes are fucking stupid. AceMcWicked 20:01, 28 November 2009 (UTC)

I was killed by a meme, once. --Kels 20:08, 28 November 2009 (UTC)
The Holy word of God says it is appointed unto man to die once! Therefore you can't have been killed and reincarnated, Kells you are an unbelieber. God is Lord (talk) 11:53, 12 December 2011 (UTC)
The worst meme is that one where we tell the tale(s) of the previous night's or week's utter debauchery, or what we imagine we remember of it, anyway. ħumanUser talk:Human 20:38, 1 December 2009 (UTC)
Quiet you! that is for everyones amusement. Besides I didn't tell the tale of the other weekends debauchery wherein someone went missing and the bloodstained doorknob and bed sheets caused people to quiver in fear. Aceof Spades 21:04, 1 December 2009 (UTC)

I've never fucked a meme[edit]

Aren't the ugly memes, you know, the ones that aren't chased, chaste? 16:34, 18 May 2011 (UTC) C®ackeЯ

Good question. I've never fucked a meme, either, so I wouldn't know. Lord Goonie Hooray! I'm helping! 16:39, 18 May 2011 (UTC)
I've never fucked any meme over in my life that didn't have it coming to it. SJ Debaser 16:01, 20 May 2011 (UTC)

A new Silly Person's meme[edit]

I can't believe I just accidentally the whole damn thing! Lord of the Goons The official spikey-haired skeptical punk 23:18, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

I just accidentally myself. It was totally. ΨΣΔξΣΓΩΙÐWeaselly.jpgMethinks it is a Weasel 23:22, 27 June 2010 (UTC)
THE WHOLE THING!!! I ACCIDENTALLIED IT!! CrundyTalk nerdy to me 20:38, 5 September 2010 (UTC)


I seem to have a grapefruit stuck on my thumb. Can someone pass a motion to have it removed? CrundyTalk nerdy to me 20:40, 5 September 2010 (UTC)

I object, my constituents can't even afford grapefruit. - π 11:26, 2 December 2010 (UTC)
Where are you, my seekrit dolphin wife? Gooniepunk2010 Oi! Oi! Oi! 17:07, 22 January 2011 (UTC)
You leave Rule 34 out of this! I mean it... Sprocket J Cogswell (talk) 17:09, 22 January 2011 (UTC)
I only drove the bus there once. The Chinese guy punched me and stole my keys. SJ Debaser 17:12, 22 January 2011 (UTC)
He stole you keys? That reminds me of this time I dressed up as a Chinese guy and stole some young punk's keys.... Lord of the Goons The official spikey-haired skeptical punk 17:13, 22 January 2011 (UTC)

Motion two[edit]

Unreleventually to the prior motion, I put forward a second motion calling for the immediate replacement of the RationalWiki:Proposed_Constitution,_May_2011 with the proposed Reform Constitutional Convention currently under draft by the user commonly identified as resident troll, MarcusCicero, on the basis that I haven't read either but that the troll's constitution is written in Middle English, and he obviously spent a lot of time doing that and should be rewarded for his efforts.

As an aside, I liek pudding and want not approve on it, I think tasty food. SJ Debaser 17:00, 13 May 2011 (UTC) Hump.gif

Regarding parties[edit]

In response to the emergence of several so-called "political parties" on teh RationalWacky, the RationalWiki Silly Person's Society would like to affirm it's position on this website solely as a society, and will not succumb to attempts at politics, which, when brought onto a wiki, is really, really gay. The RSPS would also like to take this opportunity to affirm it's position as pro-gay, in the homosexual sense, not the negative-connotated "gay" sense, which is gay. SJ Debaser 15:17, 18 May 2011 (UTC)

And I'd like to add that, while we don't believe in parties, we sure as fuck believe in other parties. Especially if there is sex and/or alcohol involved! AnarchoGoon Swatting Assflys is how I earn my living 15:31, 18 May 2011 (UTC)
I oft wond'r'd why the Flintstones seemed so happy to be having a gay olde tyme. Aboriginal Noise Theist, barely hanging by a nail 15:50, 18 May 2011 (UTC)
Party.gifYmca.gifHump.gif The Goonie Punk Can't sleep, clowns will eat me! 15:53, 18 May 2011 (UTC)
The RationalWiki Progressive Party hereby denounces the RSPS as an enemy of progress. We would do so by means of a template if we could be bothered to make one. However, we may be able to find common ground in our shared support of "other parties" and possibly "no fucking memes". -- (talk) 16:16, 18 May 2011 (UTC)

I'm bringing sexy books[edit]

This shit is one of the last pages on this wiki dedicated to silly fun instead of arguing about books. We should be laughing about shit, not arguing about books, life's too short for shit. I love laughing about shit, and I think you all do too. You've forgotten what shit's really about.

Also, I bought this book three days ago for seventy quid and don't know what to do with it. Who do I talk to about getting a refund? That Chinese guy still has my keys too, I've been locked out my house for eleven months. SJ Debaser 00:06, 12 December 2011 (UTC)

I'd like to refund you your money, but I spent it all last night on a high-class hooker. Sorry pal. Recklessly Noise Punk What's this button do? Uh oh.... 14:52, 12 December 2011 (UTC)
Seventy quid is high class? Faaahkin ell. SJ Debaser 23:09, 12 December 2011 (UTC)
Here in Minnesota in the middle of winter, you'd be surprised.... Recklessly Noise Punk What's this button do? Uh oh.... 11:00, 14 December 2011 (UTC)

Proposal: Brxbrx meme competition[edit]

Objective: Collect, or coin, as many silly memes about Brxbrx as possible — Unsigned, by: / talk / contribs

That is an objectively terrible idea. Blue Talk 04:36, 12 December 2011 (UTC)
I hate this idea so much I'm going to
SJ Debaser 11:44, 12 December 2011 (UTC)
While I think it's an inherently bad idea, I do think this is also not your circle jerk anymore! Recklessly Noise Punk What's this button do? Uh oh.... 11:02, 14 December 2011 (UTC)
This page is like the 1391 massacre of Jews in Cordova. - π Moderator 11:09, 14 December 2011 (UTC)
Wow, how did I miss this?--User:Brxbrx/sig 03:23, 28 December 2011 (UTC)
Miss what? It never happened. Recklessly Noise Punk What's this button do? Uh oh.... 10:42, 28 December 2011 (UTC)
I've got one: argumentum ad brxbrx--User:Brxbrx/sig 23:05, 28 December 2011 (UTC)

IrrationalWiki: The drinking game[edit]

Thanks to ADK for this one. The game is simple: look through the various talkpages on the Wiki and on RationalWikiWiki. Everytime you see the arguement "Why do they call it 'RationalWiki'?" or the variation of someone calling it "IrrationalWiki," take a drink. Double up on the drink if they used the term "TrashionalWiki." Recklessly Noise Punk What's this button do? Uh oh.... 02:41, 28 December 2011 (UTC)

Oh, and one more to add: triple up on your drink for those who say RationalWiki is "just like CONservapedia!" Recklessly Noise Punk What's this button do? Uh oh.... 03:01, 28 December 2011 (UTC)
Before you start playing search for the AA group nearest to you, you will need one after. --ʤɱ structuralist 02:47, 28 December 2011 (UTC)
To go to AA, you have to first admit you have a problem. For me, if there's a drink in my hand, there is NO problem. Therefore, I'm not an alcoholic. Recklessly Noise Punk What's this button do? Uh oh.... 02:49, 28 December 2011 (UTC)

Drink up, me boys (and gals)!!![edit]

(Per previous discussion of RationalWiki: the drinking game)

I thought this was supposed to be rational Wiki. How can the Wiki be rational if they have a Silly Person's Society? Furthermore, a Wiki that rejects religion outright and isn't, at least, open-minded to people's religious beliefs when it comes to things like faith healing, creation doctrine and Christian Science isn't exactly a sign of being "rational" now is it? Plus, how can a place that fucking allows cursing by it's fucking editors be in any way rational when we all know that no truly rational person would need to swear and curse to get their fucking point across. Sounds like RationalWiki is more like "IrrationalWiki" to me. What a trashionalWiki this place seems to be. Conservative Punk (talk) 10:18, 31 March 2012 (UTC)

Laughing at the unprovable and unproven--the supernatural--in all it's forms is very rational. The place where the rationality of rationalwiki breaks down is around neutrality, if there were a NPOV requisite then the site's large extreme left wing demographic (like I'm talking batshit left, I'm 'left' but these guys are like masturbating to Karl Marx and Lenin photos kind of mental agenda pushing lunatics) would be limited in how much damage they could do and the academic viability of the site would be significant. Sadly they seem to be either the majority, or at least the most vocal demographic leaving the rest of us with broken toys and a used condom hanging out our shitters. (talk) 16:26, 5 March 2016 (UTC)