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The Bible Reloaded (TBR) and The Quran Reloaded are American atheist YouTube channels run by Hugo and Jake. Their videos focus on Bible/Quran study mixed with pop culture and some humor. They are known for dramatic readings of Chick Tracts and long-form movie reviews. They also have the greatest theme song known to man.[2]

As of May 2017, TBR's channel had 162k subscribers and 29m views.[3] Patreon reports that TBR has 497 patrons and gets $1,363 per Wednesday episode.[4]

Chick Tracts[edit]

TBR has so far analyzed 67 (!) Chick tracts.[5] Some gems include:

  • Movin' On Up: On Chick's gross misunderstandings of evolution.
  • Unloved: Chick creates an underdog character who is saved by Jesus.
  • HUMBUG!: On Chick's idea that Scrooge is an atheist.
  • The Peacemaker: On one of Chick's "adapted for black audiences" tracts.
  • Lisa: The "Worst Chick Tract", done as a "Viking Funeral" by TBR after the death of Jack Chick

Atheists Watch[edit]

These long-form movie reviews take down the tropes and bad writing (often inextricable) of Christian film:[6]

The Bible Reloaded vs. Five and Two Pictures[edit]

In 2016, the Christiano Film Group (also called Five and Two Pictures) filed DMCA takedowns of five of The Bible Reloaded's movie reviews. In response, TBR decided not to just file counterclaims but to outright sue the production company to prevent any more cases of DMCA takedowns.[8] As of March 2017, they have raised about $85,000. TBR released a video discussing the resolution of the lawsuit on March 27.[9]


Man, Trump supporters, you're gonna have a BAD NIGHT. Please don't go out and do something stupid, even if he's like "Revolution!" Nah. Just play this one out. Go to B-dubz, chill out, hate brown people there all you want, it's fine. Now people are gonna be like "Not all Trump supporters hate brown people!" Yeah, we know, the ones who are brown don't hate themselves, usually. Now they're gonna say that we're Hillary shills. Nope! Just hate Donald Trump.
—TBR's prophetic powers leave much to be desired[10]

TBR's generally hold socially and economically liberal positions:

TBR's retweets also fit this theme.[13][14][15][16][17][18][19]

With the exceptions of Steve Shives (later disowned), AronRa and Matt Dillahunty, all the guests on their Chick Tracts video series have been YouTube antifeminists. TBR appears to be in the antifeminist YouTube atheist camp. On twitter they have stated that they don't know if they are antifeminists,[20] but that they are against "Shivesian" feminism.

Theme song[edit]

The Bible Reloaded has one of the greatest theme songs of all time. The lyrics are as follows.

It's the bible reloaded A logic explosion Like Jesus and Moses But it's Hugo and Jake

The bible is jaded And most of it's pagan So get educated With Hugo and Jake

Pull up a pew and Stop what you're doin' It's bible reloaded time.

They're gonna debate it The theists will hate it Like Dawkins and Sagan But it's Hugo and Jake

So, on with show then It's not candy coated It's the bible reloaded With Hugo and Jake

With Hugo and Jake...

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