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-- Nx / talk 10:40, 16 October 2010 (UTC)

Get yersel an account[edit]

Bro. DeltaStarSenior SysopSpeciationspeed! 00:30, 27 November 2010 (UTC)

I am disinclined to comply. And if I had an account I should spend even more time here, which can't be good. (talk) 12:22, 27 November 2010 (UTC)
On the contrary, I think it'd be excellent if you spent more time here! Star of David.png Radioactive afikomen Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments. 07:29, 30 December 2011 (UTC)

Sup, dawg[edit]

I heard you like RationalWiki. So I put a wiki in your RationalWiki, and now you can RationalWikiWiki!-xzibit Talk


And might I know your real name and reason you're editing this sweet website anonymously? I'm now in charge here; "soft" times are over, or whatever word you english-speakers would use. --Idiot number 59 (talk) 21:28, 21 July 2011 (UTC)

I think this works like tele-sales. First you tell me your name, who you work for, and what you want, and then it dawns on you that this conversation isn't going the way you hoped and you hang up, right ? (talk) 07:49, 22 July 2011 (UTC)
Talk straight or shut up. You've been warned. --Idiot number 59 (talk) 07:57, 22 July 2011 (UTC)

Good points, all.[edit]

Which is why you should take out an account. We like smart people. PintOfStout Talk Do you think expletives make you look intelligent? I dunno. Do you think being self righteous makes you look like a prick? 23:59, 2 January 2012 (UTC)

What are we going to have to do to convince him to do it? Osaka Sun (talk) 00:00, 3 January 2012 (UTC)
The election is tempting me with its requirement that you have an account for a year before taking a share of the burden. Like, civic duty or something. The original argument against was the same as on Wikipedia. By remaining just another anonymous BoN for my edits, I run a continuous experiment that allows me to (so far) contradict people's assertions that there is a cabal or, in the case of Wikipedia, that there are a large number of small cabals which "own" individual pages. Anyway, we shall see. (talk) 00:18, 3 January 2012 (UTC)

Will this do?

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Will this finally make you get an account?[edit]

If you do I can 'autopatrol' you and you'll never have this problem again! Peter tanquam ex ungue leonem 08:18, 31 March 2012 (UTC)


Great post in the SB about the RSPCA. I see others have previously suggested you sign up so I won't won't nag you as well. (Except implicitly.)--Bob"What can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence." 11:00, 15 May 2012 (UTC)

Why don't you...[edit]

...get an account? --Andynot Schlafly 11:17, 21 October 2012 (UTC)

Happy birthday![edit]

You've mentioned previously that the 2012 Mayan Apocalypse coincided with your birthday, so before everyone forgets about the Saloon bar's best and brightest IP editor in all the world-ending excitement — happy brithday,! Star of David.png Radioactive afikomen Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments. 10:38, 21 December 2012 (UTC)

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