User talk:CheeseburgerFace/Trolling

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The trolling garbage bin.

Girl WTF

Well, considering I did some really hurtful things to that girl last year just for lulz... I made her cry more than once. I hated doing it because I've always liked her and she used to do nice things for me, but she's the easist person at my school to make cry. Before I started getting feelings for her it as funny to watch her sob, and I made her do it every other day last year. I used to tell her she's fat and ugly and that's why she can't get a boyfriend even being a cheerleader. I've taken her luch from her and dumped it on the floor before. I even stole her cheerleader letterman jacket and wrote a mean word that starts with a C on it in magic marker. I got my ass beat by the football team a couple of times because of it. But she's super nice and I hope she will forgive me for that. It made her smile when I told her on the last week of school I was sorry for being mean to her, and she hugged me. Styrofoam (talk) 00:36, 27 June 2017 (UTC)


What's funny is that I actually am an adult, but that picture is also ten years old, which is partly why I see very little risk in linking to it. Someone would have to be a really dedicated pervert to actually figure out who she is from what I had provided, and then because someone like that would be looking for someone young, they'd be quite disappointed to find a fundie woman in her late 20s who's still very beautiful, but not what the pervert was looking for. I wasn't lying about the nice part, but me being mean to her? I would hurt someone if they were mean to her or just about any woman who was on that squad because they were almost all very nice to me.

It's funny because most people envision trolls as being 13, not a professional in their late 20s, yet you correctly guessed I am NOT 13. Styrofoam (talk) 00:59, 27 June 2017 (UTC)

What picture?—HamburgerPlate Spinning-Burger.gif (talkstalk) 01:04, 27 June 2017 (UTC)
The link on Christopher's talk page under "Someone is trash talking you". The link is entirely different from what it says it is, and I knew Christopher would know who posted it. Styrofoam (talk) 01:34, 27 June 2017 (UTC)
Looks like some random ass High School photo to me; the pirates Jersey could be very telling of the school. Because you literally dumped the photo with zero context, did you really expect anyone to gather anything from the photo? How did I know that you were an adult? Kids don't hang around at wikis, duh.—HamburgerPlate Spinning-Burger.gif (talkstalk) 02:19, 27 June 2017 (UTC)
I assume you know what trolling is, yes? Christopher would recognize it as a Graaaaaaaab (change the b to a p) reference, but no one else would, and that was intentional. I know some things about the personal lives of some wiki editors, including some current and former editors here, and I assure you that you are mistaken about kids and wikis. I was a sophomore in high school when I started hanging out in wikis, and I am an administrator at Wikipedia (who considers everything about RatiomalWiki, from its ideology to its administrative operatiom, to be a disgrace to the wiki platform), which is why I am excellent at trolling this site (and before you say otherwise, realize you have no idea how many personas I have used here and how many severe HCMs I have started here). You see, when one has been a vandal fighter for over ten years and a sysop for almost as long, one knows how to annoy and offend site admins. As for the (extremely cute) pirate outfit, some old guard guys like RNS or possibly Human would immediately recognize it, and RobSmith might recognize it because he's been around a while, but good luck to anyone else trying to ID that needle in a hay stack, especially when they have retired that (amazingly awesome) style of cheer uniform. Good day you filthy bastard. Styrofoam (talk) 03:48, 27 June 2017 (UTC)


Remember when you did this before my account was even two weeks old? —LJL (ᴛᴀʟᴋ/sᴛᴀʟᴋ) 19:43, 25 August 2017 (UTC)

@Bigljbigl don't antagonize CBF. Again. RoninMacbeth (talk) 19:50, 25 August 2017 (UTC)



You have been smitten by a bunny in accordance with the community standards for... no real reason. Feel free to revert this odd edit.

вιgℓʝвιgℓ (ᴛᴀʟᴋ/sᴛᴀʟᴋ) 22:57, 1 September 2017 (UTC)
Ew, girls as ghostbusters? That's distrusting. I give the film a 9 out of 11 for being suspicious and requiring further investigation. Remember that Bush did 9/11 through holograms and the only individual that's a true American patriot is Obama, and I'm pretty sure he's from Canada. Because one time, I was at a hospital and I saw a black baby that looked just like Obama. I mean, not all black people look the same, it was just that this baby looked like Obama if he ever was a baby, because I actually don't know if Kenyans were ever babies. Anyway, I run a dog funeral business business with a shovel that I call divorce attorney. So if you ever have a "dog problem" you know who to call. Sincerely, Bob Dole—HamburgerPlate Spinning-Burger.gif (talkstalk) 23:09, 1 September 2017 (UTC)

Another Krom incident

Have a look at this. Looks like it. Can you clarify policy re. linking to sources that contain doxing? Most sources on Krom discuss his true name, so this policy effectively means that one cannot link to documentation. --EmilOWK (talk) 01:00, 24 September 2017 (UTC)

Intelligence research

You should keep an eye on possible socks or ideological in-group editing activity of Emil O. W. Kirkegaard, Davide Piffer, OpenPsych pseudojournals, Mankind Quarterly among other articles in which is bashed hereditarianism and intelligence research which is basically against recent Nature's Intelligence research should not be held back by its past (2017) article, in other words, against rationality and science, or neutral editing.-- (talk) 10:52, 28 November 2017 (UTC)

Above is likely a sock IP of the banned troll Emil Kirkegaard or someone linked to him. Single-purpose account whose only edits relate to Kirkegaard's irrational pseudo-journals. All his edits have now been reverted.ANTIFAGuy (talk) 14:23, 28 November 2017 (UTC)
@ANTIFAGuy: No shit—HamburgerPlate Spinning-Burger.gif (talkstalk) 15:27, 28 November 2017 (UTC)
Alright, that was my IP, now let's debunk the ANTIFAGuy's bullshit - 1) the IP address was from Croatia 2) it is not a sock. It is much easier to accuse others of something they did not do or are, but that's typical Antifa's behavior. Very "rational" way of thinking.--RationalP (talk) 04:18, 29 November 2017 (UTC)

What the hell were you thinking welcoming that dress-wearing concern troll? Do you see what that IP belongs too? Would you please change that to "unwelcome," or are we going to start welcoming skirt-wearing fundie creationists from Pensacola and Bob Jones too? Samantha (talk) 03:05, 2 December 2017 (UTC)

Law enforcement

A few things for you. For one, someone did once suggest that, and they got laughed at (see the Conservapedia:FBI incident for two, I am confident law enforcement would laugh because there is nothing illegal about vandalizing a wiki (at least not where I live, maybe in China). No threats (as law enforcement would see it) have been made, no hacking has occured. Plus, (as a possiblity the cops are probably going to remind you of), this is a burner phone. Now if I were threatening Trump or a busy airport, it might be worth it to them to do something, but antagonizing someone who yourselves don't know isn't a sock of myself or some other low life is not against the law. California Firefighter (talk) 22:58, 4 January 2018 (UTC)

On second thought

Since you think I'm from Pensacola, the police there probably have an online form for reports. Go tell the good ol' boys in that deep red city in that fairly dark red southern state that John Doe is being mean on your liberal atheist wiki that was set up to troll a conservative wiki. Just don't blame me if all of a sudden you see a spike in abuse from IPs that really do geolocate there. California Firefighter (talk) 23:09, 4 January 2018 (UTC)

What I'm more concerned about is someone finding my state university IP, calling them, and saying something about PCC cause I'm probably the only one from there here.... HearOfPrvtFiremen? (talk) 23:15, 4 January 2018 (UTC)

Your thoughts

See my comments about rewriting some sections on an article.Debunking spiritualism (talk) 23:26, 5 April 2018 (UTC)


I don't actually think the moon landing was fake, I just interested to see how people would react.--RWRW (talk) 01:55, 17 June 2018 (UTC)

So you were trolling? Awesome!HamburgerPlate Spinning-Burger.gif (talkstalk) 01:57, 17 June 2018 (UTC)
'Trolling' is a little harsh, I'd rather say 'Research into people's opinion on conspiracy theories' --RWRW (talk) 01:59, 17 June 2018 (UTC)
So you were trolling. Awesome! Spriggina (talk) (contribs) @ 02:00, 17 June 2018 (UTC)
To be fair, trolling is kind of a universal activity here. I don't believe this, for instance. RoninMacbeth (talk) 03:04, 17 June 2018 (UTC)
Why wouldn't you believe that absolutely 100% legitimate account? Spriggina (talk) (contribs) @ 03:54, 17 June 2018 (UTC)
First off, Poe's law. Second, what I meant was that I do not actually believe in school prayer, whether or not it is to Odin, Lugh, or Perun. RoninMacbeth (talk) 04:06, 17 June 2018 (UTC)


Is it racist or wrong, in your opinion, to state that European Western Culture has been superior to all others? Why or why not? --Kingdamian1 (talk) 03:47, 22 June 2018 (UTC)

@Kingdamian1: No, and this is why Hitler was a great leader. He cared about the white race, the right race. MAGA.—HamburgerPlate Spinning-Burger.gif (talkstalk) 03:49, 22 June 2018 (UTC)
No. I never said ANYTHING ABOUT race, and you just lost the argument. I am not a racialist.--Kingdamian1 (talk) 04:59, 22 June 2018 (UTC)
@Kingdamian1: We aren't arguing because I am agreeing with you and was showing my reasoning. White culture is superior, therefore colonialism was a net good. Also, are you sure you've read the Godwin's law and racialist articles? Because I see that you are demonstrating a clear understanding of these concepts.—HamburgerPlate Spinning-Burger.gif (talkstalk) 18:20, 22 June 2018 (UTC)
No. You are "agreeing" with something I did NOT state. I don't know what white culture is. I was talking about the European culture and Western civilization. Not a race or ethnicity. Why do you not think that the West is superior? --Kingdamian1 (talk) 16:01, 24 June 2018 (UTC)

I know why you call yourself CheeseburgerFace

You work a minimum wage job at McDonald's or Burger King, can't pass the ServSafe exam to move up the ladder, and can't get a job somewhere else, so you're stuck flipping hamburgers alongside hormonal 15 year olds and 20/30 somethings addicted to meth or heroine. Am I right? (talk) 14:34, 26 December 2019 (UTC)

Wow. That's a terrible read... Seriously, I'm seeing at least six leaps of logic there... ☭Comrade GC☭Ministry of Praise 14:47, 26 December 2019 (UTC)
You probably mean “heroin”. 🎄Chef Moosolini’s Ristorante Italiano🎄Ask about our holiday specials! 15:31, 26 December 2019 (UTC)
Troll [1] --Cosmikdebris (talk) 16:22, 26 December 2019 (UTC)