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User talk:Gaul Dernitt

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New logo large.png Welcome to RationalWiki, Gaul Dernitt!

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Get a life! Elvis is King (talk) 03:13, 3 February 2017 (UTC)

I'm sorry
I'm trying. - Gaul Dernitt (talk) 06:25, 3 February 2017 (UTC)
I apologize for the crazy man "welcoming" you. He's a crazy pest. --Colonel Sanders (talk) 06:35, 3 February 2017 (UTC)
Nah this is beef. Real beef. Raw beef. Lukewarm beef at best. ElivisisNotKing and a life is something that I totally have and I'm totally not crying, I'm just laughing because YOU'RE crying. Thank you for the welcome!

Edit: Clarified who was crying. - Gaul Dernitt (talk) 07:01, 3 February 2017 (UTC)

Go forth and sin no more[edit]

Because of your edits to and time on the wiki, Autopatrolled has been added to your user rights. This lets you bypass most of the abuse filters, bypass the CAPTCHA, and edit more frequently. If you have questions, bleat ask away.

We hope you enjoy your newfound ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ — and these external tools:

  • Rbutr shows user-submitted rebuttals to your current webpage.
  • Google Scholar Button (Chrome, Firefox) searches your highlighted text in Google Scholar. Easily check academic citations!
  • web.archive.org and archive.is can save permanent copies of webpages. Never lose a crank website or racist Tweet ever again! Reverend Black Percy (talk) 13:14, 16 February 2017 (UTC)
I am honored and befuddled, I don't have the tech to autopat, I don't think. I will attempt to learn but I'm also saddled with a full time job, two gigging bands, and I'm dog sitting tonight. Thank you-thank you (as opposed to other thank yous), none of those tools work on my Kindle, as far as I've got tonight, but I take it seriously and act within my means. Just don't expect a lot out of me. Usually by the time I have time I'm spent and drunk. And tonight I have a fretting dog. Gaul Dernitt (talk) 07:41, 17 February 2017 (UTC)

I'm sorry...[edit]

Because of your edits to and time on the wiki, wizard Sysop has been added to your user rights. Feel free to let your newfound ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ course through your veins. Once the high wears off, see RationalWiki:Sysop guide for more information. If you have questions, bleat ask away. Christopher (talk) 17:26, 16 March 2017 (UTC)

You are forgiven. Just, man, you know this implies I gotta do things, right? Gaul Dernitt (talk) 05:33, 25 March 2017 (UTC)