User talk:JustOwnedYouSon

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Please think before you edit, so you only edit once. Do not edit the same page multiple times in a row. Also, use the preview button. Bigs (talk) 18:07, 9 December 2017 (UTC)

@Bigs I do attempt to do this (including using "preview"); nonetheless, sometimes a typo is noticed after one submits an edit so it is not always possible. JustOwnedYouSon (talk) 04:48, 26 December 2017 (UTC)

Also, that could be considered edit warring. If you disagree with a reversion of your edit, take it to the talk page and resolve it there. Bongolian (talk) 19:41, 9 December 2017 (UTC)

@ Bongolian Thank you for the tip. JustOwnedYouSon (talk) 04:48, 26 December 2017 (UTC)

Autopatrolled

Because of your edits to and time on the wiki, Autopatrolled has been added to your user rights. This lets you bypass most of the abuse filters, bypass the CAPTCHA, and edit more frequently. If you have questions, bleat ask away.

We hope you enjoy your newfound POWER — and these external tools:

• Google Scholar Button ^{(Chrome, Firefox)} searches your highlighted text in Google Scholar. Easily check academic citations!
• web.archive.org and archive.today, among other tools, can save permanent copies of webpages. Never lose a crank website or racist Tweet ever again! CowHouse (talk) 05:24, 26 December 2017 (UTC)

Removing autopatrolled status

Since nobody else noticed this edit, I am going to remove your autopatrolled status. In case you're wondering why I'm doing this:

1. You added an entire paragraph and falsely labelled this a "minor edit".
2. You referenced the pseudoscientific websites Heath Impact News and Collective Evolution. To be clear, you can reference pseudoscientific websites only in order to verify their assertions (e.g. "Health Impact News claims [insert pseudoscientific claim] [reference to Health Impact News article containing this claim]") but you should never cite them as a reliable source of news.
3. The content of your paragraph read as if it were trolling (Whistleblowers and their advocates also face a deep dilemma about posting on RationalWiki, as the site's antisocial corporate propagandists tend not to enjoy their comments exposing them as tools...)

CowHouse (talk) 03:19, 12 January 2018 (UTC)

@CowHouse Hahahaha, you guys have such a sophisticated propaganda network don't you. Fucking psychopaths. Your companies will be burned to the ground :D :P CowHouse more like PsychopathicFactoringFarmingAntibioticCornFeedingSlaughterhouse XDDD I'm surprised you didn't pull out Dunning-Kruger on me: "suspending your account since you don't know how stupid you are for telling the truth about our soulless propagandizing corporate empires" XDDD see ya pal JustOwnedYouSon (talk) 11:56, 12 January 2018 (UTC)

I didn't suspend your account at all. I merely removed your autopatrolled status which means that your edits have to now be manually reviewed. This simply makes it more difficult for you to reveal that we're propagandists for the completely real worldwide capitalist vaccination/GMO conspiracy add pseudoscientific sources to articles without anyone noticing. CowHouse (talk) 13:00, 12 January 2018 (UTC)

@CowHouseOh I know it's real brah. And I know you know it's real too; you just (are probably paid to) don't give a fuck (or just enjoy being a corporate henchman for free ;) Too-da-loo JustOwnedYouSon (talk) 10:36, 14 January 2018 (UTC)