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Hiya Kelseigh, and welcome back to the dollhouse! Nice to see the little rooms filling up with old friends so fast. Human 22:40, 21 May 2007 (CDT)

Thanks! It's nice to be here, although I'm still figuring out what my place here is going to be. I know I can provide some PD original art and photogrpahy on demand, just let me know what your needs are. --Kels 22:43, 21 May 2007 (CDT)


I threw the talkpage template on here, so you can judge if you'd prefer to use it to organizizise your archives... humanbe in 16:35, 28 August 2007 (CDT)

Ah, I was wondering where I could get one of those. Much easier, should I delete the manual links, then? --Kels 16:46, 28 August 2007 (CDT)
Might as well, if you like the template. humanbe in 16:49, 28 August 2007 (CDT)

What have you been doing!?!?!?!?[edit]

Where is are article [[buttsex]]? 23:17, 29 September 2007 (EDT)

No clue. Ask User:Human, he's more or less in charge of the human sexuality stuff. --Kels 23:22, 29 September 2007 (EDT)
I'm not in charge of nuttin'! If we have such a titled article, it's probably in "fun" by now. You might want to check wikipedia, I've heard they have a lot of pron and pop trivia to lure unsuspecting readers for their fantasy for-profit business plan. humanbe in 19:37, 1 October 2007 (EDT)
I thought you were the go-to guy for buttsechs? --Kels 19:38, 1 October 2007 (EDT)
Depends on if it's a pitching or catching question--PalMD-Oy, mein tukhas! 19:43, 1 October 2007 (EDT)
Le base-ball??? Je suirs confused ;) HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAH humanbe in 00:25, 2 October 2007 (EDT)
I don't play that game anyhow, so you're better to answer questions on both sides of the plate. --Kels 00:53, 2 October 2007 (EDT)
NOW I am totally confused. Especially after the phone conversations I had tonight... humanbe in 01:00, 2 October 2007 (EDT)
Sexual?The AlienDon't tase me, Bro!!! 01:53, 2 October 2007 (EDT)

<-- There are three four five (?) human sexes. Now, what the hell were we talking about? Ignoring "baseball" metaphors.... humanbe in 02:49, 2 October 2007 (EDT)

Ontario elections[edit]

Impressive win, I am glad Tory has gone done in such one else I know cares, whether friends from Canada or the I am writing to you :). tmtoulouse pester 22:22, 10 October 2007 (EDT)

Meh, I'm not fond of the Liberals either. They're not really "liberal", of course, that falls to the NDP. Right now, I'm really watching to see if the NDP breaks the 10-seat barrier and gets official party status. --Kels 22:58, 10 October 2007 (EDT)
I just didn't like Tory...since I am not a Canadian citizen I don't matter...but still its interesting. tmtoulouse pester 23:03, 10 October 2007 (EDT)
Tory screwed up bad by pushing public funding of Catholic schools, then waffling when even the party faithful came out against it. Given that McGuinty made obvious lies while in office, it would have been a much different race if Tory hadn't made that mistake. --Kels 23:08, 10 October 2007 (EDT)

Mr. B.[edit]

"For this, we make him sysop? Oy!" We play on the wild side. I hope user:teratornis gets this soon... we love to make CP sysops sysops here, just to see how it plays out. Anyway, he's a funnier vandal when he has powerz. I will probably undo the "mistake" before I sleep/pass out after the Red Sox whup the Indians. "Indians" = bad karma... humanUser talk:Human 21:40, 21 October 2007 (EDT)

And here I thought I was being funny. =( --Kels 21:51, 21 October 2007 (EDT)
But you were being funny. I had to play "straight man" on this one... humanUser talk:Human 22:05, 21 October 2007 (EDT)


What does Jebbite mean? If it has anything to do with Jeb Berkeley, then I am NOT a Jebbite.


Always thought you were a sysop. We edit clashed on those reverts you won 2 at least. Where's everyone? SusanYou don't have to talk, but ... 23:11, 30 October 2007 (EDT)

Nope, I've actually turned down sysopness before. As to the others, haven't a clue. I know Sid was online at the time. --Kels 06:27, 31 October 2007 (EDT)
My trouble (one of lesser of them @ least) is that I crave the approval of my peers (some deep Freudian insecurity there?). There was a bit of a dearth of the usual crowd last night but blocking the jebbist troll (twice!) cheered me up. SusanYou don't have to talk, but ... 07:16, 31 October 2007 (EDT)
Well, you've got my approval, that's for sure. And don't worry about your "vice", it's one I share. --Kels 07:20, 31 October 2007 (EDT)

Mm. I used to have a vice, when I made sterling silver joolry, but now I'm perfect! SusanYou don't have to talk, but ... 10:05, 31 October 2007 (EDT)

And well equipped with joolry, to boot! --Kels 17:26, 31 October 2007 (EDT)


You seem to have your head up you ass be mistaken. I archived my page, didn't delete anything. Isn't that what you want done? Is there some rule I missed as to when archiving can be done? Please explain in detail. --Иight¤Ṭrain ♦Τalk ǃ 21:41, 2 November 2007 (EDT)

  • yawn* --Kels 22:05, 2 November 2007 (EDT)
Yawn and insult me all you want, missy. Perhaps I should put up publicly, here, on my user page castle, all you say in your hidden, private forum? Will that un-bore you? Will that make your fellow hidden forum members happy? I aim to please. Until you and Human started, had I done anything at all out of line? No. --Иight¤Ṭrain ♦Τalk ǃ 22:16, 2 November 2007 (EDT)
Oh, are you still there? --Kels 22:21, 2 November 2007 (EDT)

I did think it big of the the guy to admit he had kept stuff from all of you. And to let sleeping dogs lie. Of course you will never admit that it was unfair of you to claim someone entered under false pretenses, eh? Since it was your own people who lied to you. Seems lots of people here claim to be liberals, but ain't. They are just angry people. --Иight¤Ṭrain ♦Τalk ǃ 22:43, 2 November 2007 (EDT)

Speed kills, man. --Kels 22:48, 2 November 2007 (EDT)

So Like...[edit]

What kind of furries are there? I flipped when I saw this chick with cat stripes all over herself during Halloween. I think that's my flavor. NorsemanWassail! 21:17, 4 November 2007 (EST)

Haha. Well, there are degrees. A lot are just fans of the anthro style. Then there are ones who are attracted to that idea, and role-play. Then you've got varying levels beyond that which get into fursuiting (dressing up in animal costumes, usually large and elaborate, and often having sex in them) and furry lifestyle stuff. That's all way beyond where I'm happy being, though. I'm mostly the sort who likes the art/genre, enjoys being around others and role-playing, but not too much more than that. --Kels 21:19, 4 November 2007 (EST)
I'm a fan of furry art, but I didn't know people could look so good furried up in bodypaint. I always thought of getting elf ears if I lost grasp on reality. The rest of what you said isn't my style, not even roleplay (I have no imagination). Very interesting, thanks. NorsemanWassail! 22:09, 4 November 2007 (EST)
RationalWiki: Furry info clearance central! We're so cool... humanUser talk:Human 23:55, 4 November 2007 (EST)


Since you finally acquiesced to janitorial assistance, I made you a sysop-thingie. Now you can block vandals (or anyone you disagree with) and delete unnecessary articles! Thrillzorz!! Goatspeed, humanUser talk:Human 14:38, 11 November 2007 (EST)


Thor may well smite me for this, but I love the picture you found for the site. Please, please, let me know which issue that's from (I've seen the picture before, but I don't remember where). Email me if you prefer to leave your comic degeneracy out of public view. (I'm a dork and let everyone know it.) Researcher 22:48, 19 November 2007 (EST)

I seriously don't remember the issue. I do remember, back in the 80's, there was a line art version of that pic and the caption I used hanging in the comic shops back home. It's Walt Simonson's work, that much I know for sure. As to comic degeneracy, I think it's a bit late to hide that, eh? --Kels 23:06, 19 November 2007 (EST)
I'll just have to hit the net when I care enough. And, good point. Thanks anyway. Researcher 23:08, 19 November 2007 (EST)
Aha! There we go! THANK YOU, INTERNETS! --Kels 23:10, 19 November 2007 (EST)
Wow. Thanks Researcher 23:15, 19 November 2007 (EST)

Nova Scotia[edit]

You're from NS?! I thought i was the only Canadian on here, let alone Nova Scotian. I think we are the most blocked place on Conservapedia. --Uncle J 13:47, 2 December 2007 (EST)

I've been in Ottawa for about 3 1/2 years, but the rest of my life was in Nova Scotia (about half that in Halifax/Dartmouth). I'm assuming a lot of the Ottawa blocks are to get me, which is odd since I've never had an account or sock there (although apparently they think several were mine). --Kels 14:00, 2 December 2007 (EST)

It's not you, apparently there is a persistent vandal located in Halifax and Sydney whose vandalized Conservapedia under hundreds of accounts, his name is the Halifax troll. Apparently conservapedia knows its a guy even though they haven't caught him yet. --Uncle J 14:03, 2 December 2007 (EST)

Maybe they should send the FBI after him --Uncle J 14:03, 2 December 2007 (EST)

Oh, I knew it was the Halifax troll, it's just a weird coincidence. I wish I was still down there, I love the Maritimes, but I've got a life up here now so it's not likely I'll move back soon. --Kels 14:50, 2 December 2007 (EST)

really, well most people bash the Maritimes, even people from here. Although there is more opportunity in Halifax then there is where i'm located. --Uncle J 20:39, 2 December 2007 (EST)

Where are you at? I grew up way in the corner of Halifax County, where it borders on both Hants and Colchester. But I love NS, it's awesome. To quote Spider Robinson, "Nova Scotia is the best place in the world. But don't tell anyone, or they'll all want to come here!" --Kels 21:06, 2 December 2007 (EST)
I grew up on Cape Breton Island, in a town called Glace Bay. --Uncle J 00:22, 3 December 2007 (EST)

I've been in Glace Bay. Hell, I tried to sell encyclopedias in Glace Bay (worst. job. ever.) --Kels 06:39, 3 December 2007 (EST)

You'd do a better job at selling marijuana or moonshine :) --Uncle J 15:48, 3 December 2007 (EST)

Oh, sure. If you wanna do it the EASY way! --Kels 18:15, 3 December 2007 (EST)

Jesus wandalism[edit]

Woah, what a weird coincidence. Someone defaces my talk page with Jesus stuff, and I've had Soft Pink Truth's Confession (Nervous Gender) (scroll down and you'll get it) running through my head all afternoon. Think there's a connection? --Kels 17:58, 10 December 2007 (EST)

whats up[edit]

Yeah, i'm in Canada

Cool. Just curious, really. --Kels 18:36, 16 December 2007 (EST)
of course, what else would I think --HalifaxTroll 18:08, 20 December 2007 (EST)
I am in NS btw, just not Halifax. --HalifaxTroll 18:08, 20 December 2007 (EST)


I'm fairly sure that he was up to the two day block, in fibonacci order. Feel free to extend it accordingly; I wont cry any tears and he needs to learn the no-real-names rule.-αmεσ (tinker) 14:51, 30 December 2007 (EST)

No, it was the first block after Human's statement that we'd be starting the Fibonnaci in days, so this and the next would be only 1-day. I figure a fresh start on the sequence would make the most sense. I blocked both sides, to be fair. --Kels 15:00, 30 December 2007 (EST)
Intimidating behaviour/harassment? --Robledo 15:25, 30 December 2007 (EST)
I talked to him privately and he agreed it was fair. --Kels 15:44, 30 December 2007 (EST)
Hai guise, yes, it's me, Interpreted, and I'm totally circumventing my block by using a tor node. Anyhow, it's utterly fair, because in this edit, I certainly intended to say something bad, even if it didn't come out as the whirling storm of obscenities that I half-intended. --

Re:Fibonacci - my block of TK was "one day" #1, so this is the second. But indiscretion is always the better part of pallor. humanUser talk:Human 16:21, 30 December 2007 (EST)

Yeah, Kels, I think that's fair. Nobly doomed. But I agree that it should be Day 1, #2.-αmεσ (tinker) 18:17, 30 December 2007 (EST)
Fine by me, although given I don't block much, it's unlikely that I'll be the one to do it next time anyway. --Kels 18:29, 30 December 2007 (EST)


Article in dire need of attention! I know this is presented upside down and stupid backasswards, but I suspect all I could bring to it is a quasi-liberated male perspective. I'd really appreciate a little help on this one. Tankies! humanUser talk:Human 01:30, 8 January 2008 (EST)

I'll try to have a look at it over the next few days. Thanks for pointing it out. --Kels 06:34, 8 January 2008 (EST)
No rush, I appreciate your attention to it. humanUser talk:Human 06:37, 8 January 2008 (EST)


! SusanPurrrrrrr 19:12, 15 January 2008 (EST)

Testify! --Kels 19:14, 15 January 2008 (EST)
Yea!!! humanUser talk:Human 21:10, 15 January 2008 (EST)

Infinite Block on TK[edit]

I wasn't aware that we had come to a consensus on the ongoing discussion. PFoster 23:00, 15 January 2008 (EST)

Well, I guess someone will revert, then. I'm responding to the fact that we've got several editors who are definitely not part of any cabal or anything publically calling for it. --Kels 23:03, 15 January 2008 (EST)
We didn't have to appropriate ratio, however… I think we have to (temporarily?) revert to keep in line with policy. --Linus(plot evil tech) 23:09, 15 January 2008 (EST)
What policy? You guys were arguing about quorum after the vote started. Same goes for ratio. If everyone else can ad-hoc, then I'm gonna do the same and you know, actually do what moderators do and get rid of the source of the trolling and disruption. --Kels 23:12, 15 January 2008 (EST)

Seriously, enough is enough. It's like 10 to 5. Robledo and TMT haven't voted; they'll both vote yes. The only other person I can think of who hasn't voted, or expressed an abstention, is Researcher. Let's pull the trigger. I think it's tough now, and I admire us all for taking the time to think this through seriously, but there comes a point where enough is enough. We're giving a venomous, destructive user much more time than he's worth. Pull the trigger.-αmεσ (tinker) 23:25, 15 January 2008 (EST)

Can I Can I be the one to block teh troll fir 31415926535 seconds? Pleeeez? I was always the one to call teh TeamKiller an asshole. Please, nominate me on my talk page to slice his fucking throat for ya!!! humanUser talk:Human 00:17, 16 January 2008 (EST)
One last thing - I think that, as liberals, compassion is our greatest strength, and our greatest weakness. Let's look past it when it is - now - a weakness.-αmεσ (tinker) 23:52, 15 January 2008 (EST)


Care to join our little party? --Linus(plot evil tech) 13:36, 9 February 2008 (EST)

Well, I'll have a look. --Kels 18:55, 9 February 2008 (EST)


Love it!! SusanThe Earth Moved 12:52, 1 March 2008 (EST)

Thanks! I want to be able to do portraiture, so I'm practicing a lot these days. Lips are the big thing right now, so I've been doing a lot of studies. 23 so far, I'm shooting for 100!
I'm jealous - I've got the artistic ability of a dead mongolian warthog foetus. Don't tell me to keep trying - I've had lessons & still can't manage anything non-geometric. SusanThe Earth Moved 13:16, 1 March 2008 (EST)
Bah, so take a different approach. If you can't manage non-geometric, work on geometric! Given that I was drawing stuff like this less than two years ago, I have faith that it's not a matter of talent, whatever that is, but focus and point of view. --Kels 13:44, 1 March 2008 (EST)
Oh, nostalgia. I remember when people told me I was a talented drawer. Of course, I was eight, and you can crap at that age and have it called artistic genius. (I still can't do anything beyond two-dimensional drawings. And straight lines without a ruler? Ha!) My only hope is that, sometime before I die, someone invents a machine that reads your thoughts and transfers whatever you envision to the paper. --Star of David.png Radioactive afikomen Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments. 14:05, 3 March 2008 (EST)
I've sublimated my artistic instincts to writing - the pictures are there in your head and they're GOOD> Susanpurrrrr 14:09, 3 March 2008 (EST)

What on earth would you need to draw straight lines without a ruler for? That's what rulers are for! --Kels 17:23, 3 March 2008 (EST)

Rulers are for spending tax money. Straightedges are for drawing straight lines. Susanpurrrrr 17:30, 3 March 2008 (EST)
And what are they spending tax money on? STRAIGHTEDGES!! --Kels 18:31, 3 March 2008 (EST)
Only a liberal hater would waste your taxes on straightedges. In a spirit of conservative ingenuity, a true patriot would use the flat bit on a 180 degree protractor. --מְתֻרְגְּמָן שְׁלֹום
I knew they were obtuse! --Kels 18:45, 3 March 2008 (EST)
Ha! Liberal protractors are better, as well as a straight edge they have Π radians instead of your old 180 degrees. Susanpurrrrr 18:48, 3 March 2008 (EST)
What??? Anyone who didn't hate America would use the far superior gradians!!! --מְתֻרְגְּמָן שְׁלֹום
I prefer rolling a circle along with my pen to using a XstraightedgeX... humanUser talk:Human 19:09, 3 March 2008 (EST)
Spirograph? Is that you? --Kels 19:11, 3 March 2008 (EST)
Whee - takes you back! Susanpurrrrr 19:15, 3 March 2008 (EST)

Saw this & I thought of You[edit]


Susanpurrrrr 06:37, 10 March 2008 (EDT)

Haha, that's cool. Like the whole thing is a blink tag! --Kels 06:40, 10 March 2008 (EDT)

A measured apology[edit]

I'm not trying to be a disruptive jerk, but when people argue with me (or say something nasty about me) I am compelled to argue back. It is an unpleasant side affect of my upbringing. I'm trying to toe the line but nasty words have/are being hurled at me and I find myself capable of hurling a few back. Honestly, I'm trying not to be an ass but it is not as easy at is it looks. Exasperate me!Sheesh!Not the most impressive contributor here 23:57, 15 March 2008 (EDT)

Wasn't just you on that one, I was just noting that even after the template, people kept going. --Kels 00:02, 16 March 2008 (EDT)
This is me acknowledging and moving on . . . Exasperate me!Sheesh!Not the most impressive contributor here 00:04, 16 March 2008 (EDT)

TK <3 Kels[edit]

First he threatens you, then he sees you wherever he looks? I think someone has a kindergarten crush on you, Kels. You're like the Lisa Simpson to his Ralph Wiggum.-αmεσ (tinker) 12:35, 31 March 2008 (EDT)

My cat's breath smells like cat food. --Huey gunna getcha 12:36, 31 March 2008 (EDT)
I don't choo-choo-choose him! He can stay in his damn Pokeball! --Kels 12:37, 31 March 2008 (EDT)
Oh, I hope not. TK, is what, 56? He's probably a tad old for you, Kels. Also, we need more Pokemon references on this site. --Star of David.png Radioactive afikomen Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments. 11:43, 1 April 2008 (EDT)


Seen this? SusanG 14:34, 1 April 2008 (EDT)

That's some good texturing work on the leather part, nice and simple. I'm a crappy builder, I don't even bother, but I've got friends who are excellent (the guys at Exterminatus Labs, and Old Tool Shed). I'm concentrating more on pencil-and-paper work right now. --Kels 14:45, 1 April 2008 (EDT)


What are the chances you have the personal experience/necessary apparatus to fully appreciate the link you posted in this comment? And a number to accompany it? UchihaKATON! 17:07, 1 April 2008 (EDT)

Unfortunately, nil. But I've got enough friends into it to know what it's all about. Sorry! --Kels 17:29, 1 April 2008 (EDT)
Hehe, reading that was like reading Bohdan debating AmesG and his seconds... humanUser talk:Human 18:20, 1 April 2008 (EDT)


I've seen what TK did to you. And probably to other RationalWikians. He should get an infinite block. 88 days is far too lenient.— Unsigned, by: Barbara Shack / talk / contribs

Barbara and I would probably agree on this. But what specifically did you see?-αmεσ (tinker) 11:48, 3 April 2008 (EDT)
I'm a little puzzled about it myself. All the public stuff is the crap he pulled on everyone which was in itself worth a ban, but the rest was all in pmail. Guess I'll wait for further word. --Kels @ work

Phyllis Schlafly[edit]

Human suggested I contact you over doing some artwork for Phyllis Schlafly.

Here's the link.

I look forward to the results keenly :D. But if you're not interested Kels, I can probably put together something, er... basic. UchihaKATON! 00:10, 3 April 2008 (EDT)
Hmm..give me some time, I can try to do something. But I can't make guarantees of quality right now. I've gone back to working on the foundations, so I haven't got that much confidence in my work at the moment. Might take a little bit until I get anything worth showing, though. --Kels 06:25, 3 April 2008 (EDT)
I can draw stick figures, if you want. : ) --Star of David.png Radioactive afikomen Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments. 15:11, 4 April 2008 (EDT)

Can you do Assfly?Barbara Shack 10:45, 3 April 2008 (EDT)

Given my choice, I'd rather wait a couple of months, at least, before attempting any of this, since I don't have any confidence in doing somet ing all that complex at the moment. But we'll see regarding Phyllis, I just need a better idea of what you're after. -- Kels @ work

You're a better artist thanI am. I've given suggestions in the link. You sort out what you feel you can do.Barbara Shack 16:48, 3 April 2008 (EDT)

What I had in mind was that you read the poems and draw illustrations that fit the poems. I thought of Andy fighting temptation to masturbate. That's less indecent than actual masturbation. It's also in character for a Christian man that he really wants to (do the m-thing) and really fights hard to control it. I don't know specifically if Andy is like that. I just know Christian men sometimes are. You draw what makes you feel inspired.Barbara Shack 16:58, 3 April 2008 (EDT)

I sincerely hope that the thought of Andy masturbating (or even coming close) doesn't inspire anything but nausea... --Kels 18:13, 3 April 2008 (EDT)
The thought of me thinking about Andy masturbating inspires horror. Is that similar? --Star of David.png Radioactive afikomen Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments. 15:11, 4 April 2008 (EDT)
So long as there's crying and vomiting involved, I'm sure it'll work. --Kels 17:35, 4 April 2008 (EDT)

Timely lulz[edit]

Kels, I saw your timing/comedy thing on Talk:Newton and would have changed it but thought that you might have been making a subtle joke. Apparently you weren't. You never can tell on this site. Jollyfish.gifGenghis Marauding 09:20, 16 April 2008 (EDT)

Haha, maybe I was and didn't realize it! I'm funnier than I think, you know. --Kels 11:57, 16 April 2008 (EDT)