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Pour a 40 on the curb

And then there were two... Ace^Moderator 20:59, 4 May 2012 (UTC)

The world is a less happy place. 23:38, 4 May 2012 (UTC)

Rap in peace. El Taj^{Don't make me do stuff} 12:15, 5 May 2012 (UTC)

Damn, man. The Punk Symphony of Noise ^{Your mental puke relief} 12:19, 5 May 2012 (UTC)

My day

Was up all night indulging in abuse of the white powdering dragon then spent the day at a wine and food festival coming home with several delicious bottles of olive oil, boutique beers and a fine Syrah. You? Ace^Moderator 06:49, 12 May 2012 (UTC)

Not to go all picky and shit

but did anyone tell Fed what you did/are doing and why? --Godot 03:22, 13 May 2012 (UTC)

He doesn't respond. 03:24, 13 May 2012 (UTC)

(EC) Nutty Roux told him himself. ListenerX^TalkerX 03:24, 13 May 2012 (UTC)

I'm not wasting my time looking for more plagiarism. 03:28, 13 May 2012 (UTC)

Don't get me wrong. I'm 100% with you on what you are doing. just wanted to make sure you'd said (as you did) 'hey dude, here it is".--Godot 03:44, 13 May 2012 (UTC)

I'm sure I haven't been that clear, no. Huw and I are on the phone trying to coordinate this. We'll give Feredir a rundown when we're done. 03:47, 13 May 2012 (UTC)

Make sure you skull-fuck that goddamned fucking monster when you are done. Fucking animals. Ace^Moderator 04:04, 13 May 2012 (UTC)

You fucking macho man

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Ace^Moderator 12:32, 18 May 2012 (UTC)

Eyuup. The Lawrence Olivier of wrestling. Rest in peace sweet prince. 13:15, 18 May 2012 (UTC)

Pfft

Without God, how would light know what speed to travel? It woul just fly around at random speeds, you know. If there were even light. sterile^{evolutionist story telling} 00:39, 24 May 2012 (UTC)

What are the odds Philip will admit he's wrong? 24.22.39.207 (talk) 01:22, 24 May 2012 (UTC)

What's brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr Dre.

Ace^Moderator 21:43, 24 May 2012 (UTC)

Oh. My guess was a detective in a trench coat. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 22:01, 24 May 2012 (UTC)

Since nobody else has had the courtesy to inform you

There's a RationalWiki:Chicken coop indictment afoot against you. Щєазєюіδ^{Methinks it is a Weasel} 23:27, 1 June 2012 (UTC)

Way to ruin the shock and awe. Tmtoulouse (talk) 01:14, 2 June 2012 (UTC)

You're fucked, buddy.

They are going vote you down my friend. The lynching of Nutty. Serves you right for being Jewish. Ace^Moderator 11:10, 2 June 2012 (UTC)

(I have to make a gif with pitchforks and torches.) sterile^{evolutionist story telling} 01:58, 3 June 2012 (UTC)

Ok. I just got back to Chicago after driving 4600 miles to Portland and back with most of it around Montana, Idaho, Wyoming, Oregon, and Washington catching trout and bedding beautiful women. Poached and released an 18 inch rainbow mere hours before opening day on the Salmon river in Mt. Hood Wilderness. Saw the Goonies house in Astoria, Oregon for the second time (it never gets old). Ate a buffalo ribeye after seeing a buffalo in the middle of the road in Yellowstone. Nearly drowned fishing rapids in a box canyon on the Henry's Fork. Did 2 days back country in the Salmon River wilderness in Idaho. Had drinks with Sterile in Seattle. Poached Sterile in Seattle. Thought better of trying to wade class 4 rapids to fish the Flathead river near Glacier Nat'l Park. Caught my first char on the Wind River in Wyoming. This afternoon I got a farmer's tan catching more trout in 9 hours on my home water in Wisconsin than the rest of the trip. Caddis were popping like Orville Redenbacher. Life is good. I'll deal with all the rest of you motherfuckers when I sober up. This coop is going to be a delight. 06:41, 5 June 2012 (UTC)

I don't see how you can do so much fishing.--il'Dictator Mikal 06:56, 5 June 2012 (UTC)

You spend 3 weeks tying flies, get all your shit done so you can disappear for a few weeks, and buy some gas. 06:58, 5 June 2012 (UTC)

You saw the Goonies' house? That's awesome. El Taj^{Don't make me do stuff} 11:53, 5 June 2012 (UTC)

Nom nom nom

Nominated you for Mod. Ace^Moderator 04:40, 14 June 2012 (UTC)

Thanks. I'll think about it. I'm not that interested in paying attention to some of the pettifoggery that invariably gets blown up into something more disruptive than it's worth. I also don't want to have to be the only one opposing a single additional rule and then take the kind of meritless abuse I got early on before the mod role was invented but would expect if I acted on my intention of further dismantling the establishment. We'll see if anyone expresses support for the idea privately or onwiki. 19:08, 14 June 2012 (UTC)

Buddy

I love you, but don't edit my comments, please. Feel free to add you own commentary. --PsyGremlinSnakk! 15:56, 15 June 2012 (UTC)

That was really weird of me to do. I've been on painkillers from an accident and I'm a little foggy. Sorry about that. 18:32, 15 June 2012 (UTC)

Sorry to hear that, Nutty. I do hope you are OK and it in't anything too serious. It probably explains your weird post on the mods campaigning page.  Lily ^{Inspirate me.} 19:10, 15 June 2012 (UTC)

Oh, god. i'm with lily. hope it wasn't serious!GodotVAGINA, Vagina, vagina vaginaVAGINA 19:17, 15 June 2012 (UTC)

Thanks guys. I appreciate it. 20:38, 15 June 2012 (UTC)

Party in your neck of the woods, Friday the 13th? Occasionaluse (talk) 20:44, 15 June 2012 (UTC)

July? Sure. I'll probably be around. Give me a call. 21:29, 15 June 2012 (UTC)

Ace For Pony Wu-Tang Mod

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Ace^Moderator 08:04, 18 June 2012 (UTC)

You know where Yorkshire is, right?

I haven't checked my email in about 2 weeks or so, just sent you one back. El Taj^{Don't make me do stuff} 10:47, 20 June 2012 (UTC)

Ah, god's county. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 13:03, 20 June 2012 (UTC)

Jah well fuck it all

Ace^Moderator 11:57, 30 June 2012 (UTC)

Pro Se Litigants

I don't know what kind of law you practice, but have you ever dealt with a Pro Se? This is my first time dealing with one, and as the paralegal who writes lots of boiler plate pleadings, I'm crying in something between tears of laughter and tears of frustration. I don't even know how to approach it, though "fuck it, they are paid more then me, let the actual lawyers respond" sounds really tempting. :-) I just wanted to vent - sorry to whine. (PS. this guy makes orly Taitz look sane). -- --GodotFire! Fire! Fire! (please send spare firefighters) 04:07, 4 July 2012 (UTC)

Pretty infrequently but when I do it's invariably a mess. They're far more likely than lawyers to take even commercial litigation personally, not that lawyers here don't unnecessarily make cases intolerable by litigating their perceptions of the plaintiff's and his lawyers' characters rather than the facts and law. At the very least it occasions delays you'd never see a court accommodate under any other circumstances. I got sweated moving a hearing to go out of town and care for a friend. Pro ses can sometimes jack a case up for more than a year with extensions, frivolous pleadings, and currying sympathy with a judge. All it does is give them an opportunity to hide assets and drive my bills up. If its a corporation I'll move for a default judgment, since they must be represented by counsel, not some angry small business owner/shareholder. So yeah. They're a pain in the butt. I feel for you. 04:36, 4 July 2012 (UTC)

Man, I was fucking awful at maths.

Ace^{The Rep Grows Bigger} 10:49, 6 July 2012 (UTC)

Knuckle Skills?

Ace^{The Rep Grows Bigger} 06:56, 15 July 2012 (UTC) Psh. I've got a 303 emulator on my phone. You should see what 20 minutes sobering up with an adderall and handful of Exedrin Migraine does to your perception of your own techno skills. 04:01, 17 July 2012 (UTC)

Corpse pose. 03:57, 17 July 2012 (UTC)

Also, apparently that's the only copy of that tune on Youtube. Thanks to me for uploading it. 04:19, 17 July 2012 (UTC)

Got my ticket

Next weekend.....off to see these guys...awesome.

Ace^{The Rep Grows Bigger} 04:03, 5 August 2012 (UTC) Saw them at the Metro in Chicago summer of 95 when that record came out. You're so lucky. That's going to be a great show. 04:11, 5 August 2012 (UTC)

Jah, fucking-a...Ace^{The Rep Grows Bigger} 04:13, 5 August 2012 (UTC)

Thick like plaster. 04:18, 5 August 2012 (UTC)

I am gonna get loaded as hell. Ace^{The Rep Grows Bigger} 04:19, 5 August 2012 (UTC)

I'll be back in a few weeks. Going out west to catch some trout and get drunk and sunburned. Email you later. 04:22, 5 August 2012 (UTC)

Yah, fuck you buddy

Ace^{The Rep Grows Bigger} 04:24, 5 August 2012 (UTC)

Pharcyde...

.....uhhhhh. My hangover runs deep. The plants outside are smeared with a red viscous liquid and some weird panel of smart people are grilling some bald fucker on the TV. These signs point to a successful night. Aceⁱ⁹ 21:41, 17 August 2012 (UTC)

Boy and how. Got silly drinking rum and woke up less than sober. Got into a fun argument with an opposing lawyer I really like. Now I'm sitting in the waiting room at the tattoo parlor sweating booze because there's no air conditioning. Look up the Jeru the Damaja show in Chicago. Gang Starr tribute with DJ Premier. On par with Pharcyde I reckon. You're going to have too much fun. 23:15, 17 August 2012 (UTC)

I'm pulling ropey threads of bloody mucus from my nostrils and for some reason there is a half empty can of chilli beans laughing at me from the counter. Fucking can, fuck it. Aceⁱ⁹ 01:14, 18 August 2012 (UTC)

[Like] 06:35, 18 August 2012 (UTC)

I pressed play. My neighbor just came up and said she was trying to sleep. I said I was trying to listen to hip hop. It's not my fault. 06:37, 18 August 2012 (UTC)

"She keeps on passin me by..."

Duplicate voting in Tisane coop

Do you realise you've voted both Yea and Nay in the Tisane coop? I'm assuming this is an accident on your part. Zack Martin  07:58, 28 August 2012 (UTC)

Where? He voted 'nay,' then changed his mind (removing his original vote) and then added a comment in the nay section. Peter ^{Rapidly running out of marmite} 08:03, 28 August 2012 (UTC)

I'm not sure if he did it, or if someone else did it to him, but look at the current version of the page - he has votes in both sections. Zack Martin  08:10, 28 August 2012 (UTC)

No, you are right, I can't read :( Zack Martin  08:11, 28 August 2012 (UTC)

email

Hi! :-) I sent you an email. Have a good day! Refugee^{talk page} 15:20, 28 August 2012 (UTC)

Just call me re: your question about the case. 22:34, 28 August 2012 (UTC)

Oi!

Don't make me come over there. rpeh •T•C•E• 07:46, 29 August 2012 (UTC)

The devil is a mutha fucking liar.

Aceⁱ⁹ 23:22, 5 October 2012 (UTC)

Hey numbnuts

Answer the phone. Aceⁱ⁹ 12:15, 12 October 2012 (UTC)

We need to get Crundy, Josh, and Sterile in on this next time. And Fergus for inventing my new favorite word and showing Hurlbut up every single day of the week. Google hangouts clowned Skype with really nice quality free video conferencing. 15:25, 12 October 2012 (UTC)

"Range Of Radiocarbon Dating Gets A Boost"

[1] Presup that. sterile^{sporadic heavy hitter} 19:32, 18 October 2012 (UTC)

Presup It's not how confident these evolutionists are in the quality and nature of the core, it's the fact that the entire methodology is flawed. Evolutionists make bogus assumptions about the past with their uniformitarian belief system. In reality, this is flawed "historical science" based on the false assumption that rates of cosmic ray conversion of N to C14 have been constant over the last 50,000 years. First, the article itself says rates vary! The evolutionists make my point for me! Second, these evolutionists adhere to their unscientific atheistic methodological naturalism, which atheistically methodologically naturalizes supernatural explanations out of the analysis a priori. If evolutionists won't consider thebiblegodditbiblebiblebible, then they are not being scientific and it is knowledge that God is a truth teller who gave us faculties to examine His creation that is the only reason science works. Evolutionists simply do not consider all the evidence. The most probable answer is obviously that Moses accurately took down God's historical account of creation and that the world was created approximately 6,000 years ago according to a straightforward reading of the bible. After all, God is an eyewitness and His testimony is beyond reproach. We all interpret evidence according to certain axioms, or premises that are not susceptible of absolute proof. Well, except creationists have absolute proof the bible is correct. When the interpretation of scientific data contradicts the true history of the world as revealed in the Bible, then it’s the interpretation of the data that is at fault.

that. Chalk to cheese. Elephant hurling. Information. Refrigerator. Discrimination. Bigot. Evolutionist. Chalk to cheese chalk to cheese. 20:31, 18 October 2012 (UTC)

I yield to your creationist logic. Burn all the journals! Burn the textbooks! Let's look to God for our biology. sterile^{sporadic heavy hitter} 02:50, 19 October 2012 (UTC)

Since I'm using Brx's talk page for the purpose of democracy it's only fair I use yours too

This is all. rpeh •T•C•E• 21:50, 18 October 2012 (UTC) File:Frot.jpg^{Warning: NSFW Image!} What's the opposite of the troll template. I hate that fucking thing. 01:55, 19 October 2012 (UTC)

OMG THE CHILDREN! sterile^{sporadic heavy hitter} 02:14, 20 October 2012 (UTC)

<3 I've got super fast internets while I wait to take a leak. Internets! 02:15, 20 October 2012 (UTC)

Oh ffs Imma go get a pack of cigarettes call me Sterile. 02:16, 20 October 2012 (UTC)

Oh, hey, are people fucking with Brx again? Theory of Practice Haters gonna hate. 02:20, 20 October 2012 (UTC)

Hol' on. Don't drop your smartie phone in the loo. Whatever a loo is. Er, and TOP, did we stop?sterile^{sporadic heavy hitter} 02:21, 20 October 2012 (UTC)

It's not funny any more

Cut it out. -- Nx / talk 06:20, 20 October 2012 (UTC)

You are lovely I respect you for your commitment to honesty I'll do whatever you say. 06:22, 20 October 2012 (UTC)

Do it. There it is

Aceⁱ⁹ 09:34, 16 November 2012 (UTC)

Holy shit with that under the legs bit he's like the Yannick Noah of decks. 01:59, 19 November 2012 (UTC)

I just drank a shitload of cough syrup. Probably a bad idea. Listening to Unwound and trying to figure out how to get my forms properly formated on this app. What's up? 02:05, 19 November 2012 (UTC)

Sitting at my desk eating salty things and writing a press release about something I know nothing about. Aceⁱ⁹ 02:12, 19 November 2012 (UTC)

My neighbor just brought me some booze. Imma go get a lime and drink it. I made a video game for Brx. Do you think he'll like playing it while he spends vast amounts of alone time in his hovel? 04:33, 19 November 2012 (UTC)

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A Brief History of the ASCII Penis

Man has always sought to create, and has indeed done so since time immemorial: mathematics, civilization, language. Some of his modest efforts have reached the realm of art, especially as influenced by the primacy of his ability to create. And it is that very intersection that we discuss today: the ASCII penis.

ASCII stands for the American Standard Code for Information Interchange, which is a very long-winded way of saying "default interchangeable character set," or DICS. It is a standard that defines 255 characters that every computer subscribing to the ASCII standard could read and interpret in the same way.

ASCII was derived from telegraph codes, which are lost in the mists of time. Today, ASCII is an aging standard from the 19th century that all operating systems can understand but few depend on anymore. Linux still uses ASCII as its default text-encoding standard and has yet to move to Unicode as most modern operating systems have, perhaps owing to an intense focus on DICS.

The penis, also known medically as the dong, is a long appendage derived from the fetus's clit that shoots sperm into the female vaginal canal for purposes of procreation. It also pumps piss.

In art, representations of the penis are known as phalluses (Latin phallī) and tend to embody the powerful, creational aspect of male fertility inherent in the throbbing, erect nature of the penis. In fact, the first picture ever drawn by a homo sapiens was phallic in nature.

As the phallus is a perennial¹ object of artistic endeavor, it stands to reason that the Internet super-highway's ASCII would converge with drawings of dongs before long. Thus today's many examples of ASCII penis art, with which Internet users copy, paste, and enlighten one another. [2]

Nomination

If you want to "continue enjoying helping Trent and the RWF," you might consider ducking back in from your LANCB long enough to accept your nomination to the 2013 Board of Trustees. ListenerX^TalkerX 21:00, 16 December 2012 (UTC)

!

sterile^{sporadic heavy hitter} 03:31, 23 December 2012 (UTC)

Rob

Lost the bet with ToP - is out until 20 Jan. Hence the block. Aceⁱ⁹ 05:48, 27 December 2012 (UTC)

I unblocked him so he can vote. He's not coming back anytime soon otherwise is my understanding. 05:52, 27 December 2012 (UTC)

session

We should skype soon. How is you looking this weekend?

Aceⁱ⁹ 22:36, 28 December 2012 (UTC)

It's pretty open. I'm basically on my own schedule just working on the tech startup stuff I've told you a little about so I can hopefully launch by summer and quit being a trial lawyer. And get down to living off savings for a few years. Yay. 23:09, 28 December 2012 (UTC)

Sweet, I'll be in touch then. Have no telephone at the moment though as I dropped it a few times at a bar and, for some reason, when I put it back together I left the battery on the bar-top and left. Took me ages to figure out what was wrong with it and only noticed the missing battery when I smashed it on the ground in rage. Then wife fucked with the simcard so now it is well and truly fucked. So...the long and short of it is I'll hit you up onwiki/email when I get some time to chat. Aceⁱ⁹ 23:14, 28 December 2012 (UTC)

PROTIP

toLowerCase -- Nx / talk 08:32, 29 December 2012 (UTC)

Cool. Where did I miss that being helpful? I'm coming from ruby so I don't have all the basic methods down as similar as they are. 09:07, 29 December 2012 (UTC)

Your recent changes filtering highlighting thingy in your monobook. You could use a custom filtering function or just an if, but if you want to be a really 1337 js h4xxor, you can create your own jquery selector like this:

//wrap everything in an anonymous namespace, this is standard practice to keep the global namespace clean
(function($) {
function icontains(elem, text) {
    // using logical operators like this makes your code more 1337 and harder to understand, but also more concise
    return (elem.textContent || elem.innerText || $(elem).text() || "").toLowerCase().indexOf((text || "").toLowerCase()) >= 0;
}

//createPseudo only exists in Jquery 1.8+, so use old method in earlier versions; RW currently has 1.7
$.expr[':'].icontains = $.expr.createPseudo ?
    $.expr.createPseudo(function(text) {
        return function(elem) {
            return icontains(elem,text);
        };
    }) : 
    function( elem, i, match ) {
        return icontains( elem, match[3] );
    };
})(jQuery);

And then you can use icontains instead of contains:

$('ul.special>li').filter('li:icontains("moderat")').css({"border" : "1px black dotted", "border-radius" : "3px", "background-color" : "#FFFFCC"});

-- Nx / talk 10:02, 29 December 2012 (UTC) Thanks dude. I think my case insensitive filter method is in the history I wrote it in 1.8.2 which explains why it didn't work. What galled me was not being able to figure out how to pass a variable into the jquery #contains method. I think it only takes a string but then I'm a js noob. I just wanted to put my terms in an array that gets iterated instead of having to use a duplicate anon function for every term. 16:08, 29 December 2012 (UTC)

Hurry up

Aceⁱ⁹ 01:26, 30 December 2012 (UTC)

Oh I left my phone in the car. Brt. 01:41, 30 December 2012 (UTC)

Get on skype you stupid shit. Aceⁱ⁹ 01:44, 30 December 2012 (UTC)

You atheists are all the same. Like the Goonies but without charm. Aceⁱ⁹ 06:22, 30 December 2012 (UTC)