User talk:Nutty Roux/Archive2

The eagle...

....has landed and now he is to drunk to speak. He still thinks he can though which is making everything interesting.Rad McCool (talk) 10:22, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

beautiful. Keep him drunk until I can get there in a few days. I need his kidneys if they're not too burned out already. Then on to singapore for a quick sale to A rich American and finally to my retirement somewhere in Micronesia. Use a cricket bat if you have to but don't let him wake up. Please pick up some ice. 12:29, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

The Nutty Shop

I bought 3 of you.

I drink nutty almond milk in my cereal. 14:24, 8 September 2009 (UTC)

Tis a fine store indeed, I frequent it often. It sells all manner of wonderful things, up to and including battery operated sexual devices, male curiousity, and a whole kaleidoscope of "rhythm magazines".Rad McCool 03:23, 9 September 2009 (UTC)

Delinking

Talkpage and archives you can leave. Thanks for all the delinkings. - π 04:37, 11 September 2009 (UTC)

NZ

When ya coming? I have some baileys. And pictures of baileys. Ace McWicked^{Model 500} 05:02, 11 September 2009 (UTC)

I have not sent you a very important email but will do so tomorrow. The short answer is I'd really love for the trip to be around New Years so I can catch some trout in Tongariro and get a visa and move my practice to NZ and stay forever. And learn how to surf. Yeah. 05:08, 11 September 2009 (UTC)

Very good, but I will not be at work. And fuck surfing, we'll go snowboarding. Ace McWicked^{Model 500} 05:14, 11 September 2009 (UTC)

I can't do it. First and last time I snowboarded I saw my own ass. And it hurt. My back. I'll rip it up on skis tho, no doubt. Do we have to go to the South Island for that? 05:17, 11 September 2009 (UTC)

Nope theres a ski field about 3 hours to the north from me but all are closed in the summer. Pffft skiing? You're a putz ski boy. Ace McWicked^{Model 500} 05:19, 11 September 2009 (UTC)

Sometimes I find someone fucking with my pussy

Was a crap album though. Ace McWicked^{Model 500} 23:56, 11 September 2009 (UTC)

GZA's tons cooler. I like kung fu and comics meme better than blaxploitation. 00:10, 12 September 2009 (UTC)

Agreed, GZA rocks. Ace McWicked^{Model 500} 00:13, 12 September 2009 (UTC)

rights

Dont fuck with my rights. Ace McWicked^{Model 500} 01:39, 17 September 2009 (UTC)

Damn straight. Ace is having a serious moment. Ace McWicked^{Model 500} 01:40, 17 September 2009 (UTC)

Great, now someone has to edit RWW to describe the minute-thirty rights outage. Aboriginal Noise ^{with 4 M's and a silent Q} 01:41, 17 September 2009 (UTC)

I have done it so none of you need feel violated. --The Emperor _{Kneel before Zod!} 01:47, 17 September 2009 (UTC)

holy shit

I sent a very, life and death, freakishly hectic email. Ace McWicked^{Model 500} 20:48, 19 September 2009 (UTC)

I sent a timely response and we have been emailing since then as usual. Just sayin'. 01:12, 21 September 2009 (UTC)

Too bad y'all can't, you know, "get a room", and all that. Since one of you is in teh antipodes, and one is obviously deeply in love with his podes. ħuman 01:46, 21 September 2009 (UTC)

I will recommend you for an administrative abuse proceeding if you persist, sir. I do not come here to be the object of your folly. 01:59, 21 September 2009 (UTC)

No, you come here to be the subject of my lolly. Deny that and lose all coherence. ħuman 03:25, 21 September 2009 (UTC)

thanks?

I'm confused. NotHuman 22:09, 20 September 2009 (UTC)

Of course you are, since you are NotMe. ħuman 05:05, 22 September 2009 (UTC)

We have succeeded in our subterfuge! ħuman 05:05, 22 September 2009 (UTC)

Fun with CDJ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQF7rU_PPJ4

While it's all a bit interesting, the best part comes around 6:15 or so. ħuman 00:19, 24 September 2009 (UTC)

CDJ's, I-Pod mounting, Auto-Cue's, PC mixing desk - it's all fucking cheating. No one can consider themselves a proper DJ unless they mix with vinyl, and with three decks. End uppity and musically snobberish rant. Ace McWicked^{Currently Lurking.....} 00:23, 24 September 2009 (UTC)

The plaintiff in the lawsuit against me took my house and most of my property. They left me with some Montovani, Lawrence Welk, and Barbra Streisand records and my old Sears console radio/record player with a broken needle. I used to DJ it up with Mama's & Papas records until McKenzie Phillips said her father raped her as a teenager while she was high on drugs. Now I'm afraid to even smoke marijuana, let alone keep around records made by a pedophile since I entered the legions of registered sex offenders out here in the Palm Desert. On a bright note, after months of magnet and chi therapy to my hip I finally managed to get out and play some golf at the municipal course in Pasadena, but ended up getting mugged by a homeless crack addict. Conservapederast 00:44, 24 September 2009 (UTC)

Personally I prefer slicing up Edison cylinders and mashing them together. ħuman 00:45, 24 September 2009 (UTC)

Haha I grew up on 78's and 45's. Not much different. I'd bet none of you young clowns even knows what the Carter Family sounds like on 78. Conservapederast 00:47, 24 September 2009 (UTC)

applilicious

http://kanyelicious.appspot.com/http://conservapedia.com Schweeet. ħuman 05:01, 25 September 2009 (UTC)

Sir!

I have sent you an e-mail. I can't tell you it's an important e-mail, because then I would have to kill you. --Psy - C₂₀H₂₅N₃O^{You know you want to} 12:46, 27 September 2009 (UTC)

Your response has been chucked from the back of a speeding donkey on the way up the Mkomazana River to Southern Lesotho. It is now in the belly of a brown trout. That is all. 16:53, 27 September 2009 (UTC)

I have sent neither of you any important messages. Suck on the bitches. Ace McWicked^{Currently Lurking.....} 19:20, 27 September 2009 (UTC)

Sure. Deliver unto me bitches to suck upon and thy shall be done. 21:14, 27 September 2009 (UTC)

No, no. You must come here to retrieve said bitches. Ace McWicked^{Currently Lurking.....} 21:55, 27 September 2009 (UTC)

Take that!!!

User:Gooniepunk2005/laboratory/squad Don't mess with the Lord of the Goons!Punky ^{Your mental puke relief} 23:28, 29 September 2009 (UTC)

Thanks a lot!

For the giant horse dick I've apparently been proudly displaying next to the phrase "This user is handy with tools" on my user page for, oh, the last two weeks or so!

Don't worry. I thought it was funny, too. The Foxhole Atheist 20:06, 30 September 2009 (UTC)

I've had my fun. It's undone. 20:13, 30 September 2009 (UTC)

Express yourself

Ace McWicked^{I'm a pretty big deal around here...} 03:51, 2 October 2009 (UTC)

Cease

Stop fucking with my page. Ace McWicked^{The Liquid Room} 19:01, 4 October 2009 (UTC)

No. 05:15, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

you'll get yours. The bell tolls for thee. Ace McWicked^{The Liquid Room} 05:17, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

I see bad things you do. You no good round eye! 05:34, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

I know what you get up too when the lights go out. You and your slippery half-brothers. Ace McWicked^{The Liquid Room} 05:39, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

Chicago RW get together

PS, screw the weirdness, skip to the subsections and help make the party happen! ħuman 05:55, 12 October 2009 (UTC)

So when would be a good time to meet up? Neveruse suggested the 9th of October, and my calender is clear for right now. Any thoughts? Z3ro^talk 14:51, 18 September 2009 (UTC)

Make it a week later and I will join you :). tmtoulouse 15:02, 18 September 2009 (UTC)

That's right, you are coming to Chicago. I'd have no problems with moving the date back. Z3ro^talk 15:04, 18 September 2009 (UTC)

I can definitely do October 9th...the 16th, maybe. What say you, Nutty? ^{— Sincerely, Neveruse513 (Dictated But Not Read) / Talk / Block} 15:10, 18 September 2009 (UTC)

I live here. Just let me know what the consensus is and I'm in. 17:42, 19 September 2009 (UTC)

Sounds like a blast, wish I could be there! ħuman 21:41, 19 September 2009 (UTC)

I hear that. Ace McWicked^{Model 500} 21:43, 19 September 2009 (UTC)

Chicago, October 16th, around 8:00...where's the party? ^{— Sincerely, Neveruse513 / Talk / Block} 01:50, 22 September 2009 (UTC)

Trent will be arriving the 16th, so let's plan on meeting that evening. A few ideas. We could meet at my place in Ukrainian Village (close to everything) and use it as a home base. Or we could just meet at a bar/restaurant. I can give rides to anyone needing a pickup downtown. 15:33, 28 September 2009 (UTC)

What kind of parking is available at your place? If you've got some spots, or a garage, we might best meet up there. Otherwise, at a bar/resturant is probably best. Z3ro^talk 16:30, 28 September 2009 (UTC)

Figuring out what to do with my car is one of my least favorite things about Chicago. Do I need some of those stupid window stickers? ^{— Sincerely, Neveruse513 / Talk / Block} 16:34, 28 September 2009 (UTC)

I have parking spots for 2 people in my driveway and spaces available on my block, which is confusingly not zoned right in front of my house so there are always spaces open. Email me and I'll give you my address and phone number. 16:55, 28 September 2009 (UTC)

I thought there was an "email this user" thing here? How do I email you? ^{— Sincerely, Neveruse513 / Talk / Block} 17:00, 28 September 2009 (UTC)

nuttish <at> me.com 17:02, 28 September 2009 (UTC)

There is a message for you, fine sir. ^{— Sincerely, Neveruse513 / Talk / Block} 17:11, 28 September 2009 (UTC)

I will email you we I get home from work, so as I can use my real email, and not my work email (they freak out about that stuff here). Z3ro^talk 17:42, 28 September 2009 (UTC)

If I start swimming now I'll be there a couple of days early. Nutty, will you have a towel waiting for me? Ace McWicked^{I'm a pretty big deal around here...} 19:03, 28 September 2009 (UTC)

...You're going to swim across the Pacific, around South America, up to the Hudson Bay, down the river that leads to the Great Lakes then to Chicago? Harmonic wisest Hoover! 19:23, 28 September 2009 (UTC)

Wait, isn't there a swimming lane in the Panama Canal? And no need for Hudson's Bay, the St. Lawrence will get him from the Atlantic to the Lakes. Is there a salmon ladder to get around Niagara? ħuman 19:37, 28 September 2009 (UTC)

Yes, and what of it? I'll whip past Columbia, tie a few kilos to my back and then we can really party. Ace McWicked^{I'm a pretty big deal around here...} 19:29, 28 September 2009 (UTC)

You realise you won't be able to drink for all of this time? Harmonic wisest Hoover! 19:30, 28 September 2009 (UTC)

Ho ho ho. Don't you worry about Ace, he has it all planned out. What I'll do is hang a lure from my penis while swimming, no fish could resist. Once caught I'll kill it with my bare teeth and add to a canister strapped to my back. In the hot Pacific sun, and using my own design, the rotting fish carcass will ferment into a delicious brew I call "Fish Wine". I'll bring plenty for all.Ace McWicked^{I'm a pretty big deal around here...} 19:34, 28 September 2009 (UTC)

"Fish wine" sounds delightful and sustaining. BTW take the Panama Canal to the Gulf of Mexico then head up to New Orleans and swim the Mississippi River up to Alton. Take a right at the Illinois River and follow it up to near Ottawa. Transfer to the Des Plaines River and follow it up until you can take a right at the Chicago Sanitary and Ship Canal, which will take you all the way to Lake Michigan. A waterproof GPS unit will help. I got plenty of towels and booze. See you soon. 20:08, 28 September 2009 (UTC)

Dang, I forgot the second canal. It's hardly even a day trip now! ħuman 01:03, 29 September 2009 (UTC)

Who is coming?

Nutty Roux is coming/will be there. 06:07, 12 October 2009 (UTC)

Who needs a ride, and from where?

I'll pick Trent up wherever and deliver him unto oblivion. Everyone else is a suburbanite and hence has rideage. 06:08, 12 October 2009 (UTC)

Let's meet at Nutty's place and have some good food

I have it on good authority that Nutty is a decent chef. Let's start off with some good food and talk.

Menu requests/offers?

Late night entertainment

Nutty knows his way around the Chicagoland scene, but really? If four or more RationalWikians get together for dinner, why do they need a band? Surely the conversation will run deep into the night. However, if the tales run tired, Nutty might have a few cards up his sleeve for you visitors.

<flashmp3>http://marc.saumade.free.fr/guitare/Cucaracha/La%20Cucaracha3.mp3|autostart=no</flashmp3> In honor of Trent's being from that place down there, I'll make my place up like a dusty cantina on the Rio Grande with mucho Mescal for all. 06:23, 12 October 2009 (UTC)

More ideas?

It's always great to have more ideas.

Is this you?

probably you. Ace^McWicked 04:25, 7 October 2009 (UTC)

Yes, it was Nutty. Sure wasn't me, I have acres to take place of curtains... wait, what was that "curtain" joke you disgusted us all with? Oh, yeah, "meat curtains". Oh, you lover, you. ħuman 05:58, 12 October 2009 (UTC)

I regret that it wasn't me. Nobody would mistake the awkwardness I create for a situation that could have been prevented by mere curtains. 06:06, 12 October 2009 (UTC)

In Regards to In regards to

In regards to you not liking "in regards to" I think you'll find that in regards to articles regarding their contents that in regards to is a perfectably acceptable phrase to use in regards to regarding things. Ace^McWicked 00:09, 20 October 2009 (UTC)

It's a totally weak locution. Could mean so many things that are more succinctly stated otherwise. I will make a half-assed mission of purging RW of "in regards to" before I get tired of it and say I'm going to do something else I won't carry through with. Ta. 00:25, 20 October 2009 (UTC)

Fucking DJ AM

Should not be on this list. Ace^McWicked 06:13, 22 October 2009 (UTC)

Homeland Security

I think we've managed to get on their radar... ħuman 04:51, 22 October 2009 (UTC)

Whatever. My friend got the php thing working and since he's not much of a wiki savvy person it will take him until Friday to figure out the database part. But we're on. 04:53, 22 October 2009 (UTC)

Let's see how the others are doing with this. I think things will go well, if it runs as planned. ħuman 05:45, 22 October 2009 (UTC)

I heard nothing on my end and as you know who my NZ employer is you can be fairly sure I woulda heard something. Ace^McWicked 07:22, 22 October 2009 (UTC)

Our end of this is undercover, as you surely know. Have you uploaded the ap to test the beta of the exploit? ħuman 07:36, 22 October 2009 (UTC)

I am having trouble working with my system, they have really beefed it up since last time however I got a guy who can provide me with a few work-arounds so I'll keep you posted. Via email though OK? I set one up on hotmail for this purpose. Ace^McWicked 07:38, 22 October 2009 (UTC)

That works, see you there. ħuman 07:41, 22 October 2009 (UTC)

Legal

You're a lawyer? What field (and what country)? Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 23:19, 24 October 2009 (UTC)

Chutney

Oh fuck it. You can have some of my ass raping naga tomato chutney. The tomatoes are homegrown, but the nagas are interwebs bought (because despite claims to the contrary, you cannot sex0r a dorset naga plant with a paintbrush, seriously, it doesn't happen, you need to buy it dinner first). If you still wants then email yr address. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 00:56, 27 October 2009 (UTC)

Please to browse to your emails for a very important personal message. 01:34, 27 October 2009 (UTC)

Replied, with offers of genuine Gujurati curry recipes :) Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 01:48, 27 October 2009 (UTC)

Is this the line for chutney? --Kels 02:23, 27 October 2009 (UTC)

Chili Powder

I'm making a batch of chile powder. Email me privately for a complimentary ration and ingredients list. Domestic or international welcome. 01:45, 27 October 2009 (UTC)

It sounds odd, but I've been using less and less chilli powder in my curries because I have been aquiring some fucking awesome fresh chillis from peppers by post who 'invented' the dorset naga. By far their best creation is the 'Mild Habanero', which you cut into and think "Fuck! This is going to be hot!", but it's as mild as anything with all the taste you'd expect of a chinense. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 01:52, 27 October 2009 (UTC)

Nutty!

I sent you an email! --The Emperor _{Kneel before Zod!} 02:07, 28 October 2009 (UTC)

I hath not received it. Try again? 16:49, 28 October 2009 (UTC)

I tried again, now. This is obviously your fault, Nutty. You need to try harder to receive emails. --The Emperor _{Kneel before Zod!} 01:06, 29 October 2009 (UTC)

I received your email and sent you some wind. 01:13, 29 October 2009 (UTC)

Beer

I thought instead of constantly raping Ace's talkpage we should continue our homebrew discussion here. So in response to your query, yes, I do lager my lager in a secondary vessel for at least 2 weeks (up to a month if I'm using bottom-fermenting yeast). Do you make lagers or ales? Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 16:44, 28 October 2009 (UTC)

Depends. We've made a few light colored lagers, and they've turned out nice and clear with a good straw color. But we're mostly into making beer we can drink in 6 weeks so it's been a ton of different kinds of ales. Between 3 guys we usually have at least one batch of ale or steam beer going at any given time. You should get the Papazian and start going all grain. In the beginning you don't really need anything more than a strong colander to sparge your grain because you can adjust the specific gravity based on your efficiency (we're getting efficiency comparable to commercial techniques by using a homemade sparger) by adding more or less water before you put the wort in the primary. 16:48, 28 October 2009 (UTC)

The wife would be massively pissed off if I started all-graining! I agree with making beers you can drink quickly though. The problem is I'm not an ale fan, and if I did a lager using the supplied ale yeast then I might get a stuck fermentation because my garage (where I ferment) is a bit too cold for ale yeasts at the moment. Unless you know of an ale yeast that can ferment at low temperatures? Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 20:41, 29 October 2009 (UTC)

Not aware of any ale yeast that will go below 65 F. Why can't you just figure out how much of the carboy to put on top of a heating pad or wrapped with an electric blanket to keep that volume of liquid stable at a certain (higher) temp? Also, I find it hard to believe that you're garage doesn't get above 65 in the summer. Where do you live? 20:47, 29 October 2009 (UTC)

Holy fucking shit!! I went and got two of my bottles of euro lager (the same as I sent to Ace) and put one in the fridge and opened one. The one I opened was fine, poured nicely and the fizz died down after a few minutes. The next one I took out of the fridge, cracked open, and it turned into a beer fountain and splurged everywhere! After I cleaned up I poured it out and the sediment was all mixed up in :\ I went and got another and that started foaming over as well. I think this beer needs quite a while in the fridge before opening, and opening slowly!

It's autumn here now, coming into winter (UK). I might buy a brew belt and use ale yeast to get quick beer, but will use considerably less priming sugar!! Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 21:47, 29 October 2009 (UTC)

Your email

Thank you for the advice, I did also want to say that you must remember, I am a radical black liberal, I've had more death threats than I can count, not to mention I have had guns pulled on me multiple (more than once, less than a dozen) times. I refuse to let them scare me, hence, I joke about them. SirChuckB^{Penguin Knight, First Class} 21:01, 5 November 2009 (UTC)

That's the best bank I've ever had. They never once pulled a gun on me or threatened to kill me, but I'm not black. Take your chances I guess. 21:20, 5 November 2009 (UTC)

This beat goes on/Switch into glide

http://www.imeem.com/people/-96BHLV/music/Tw96UG4W/the-kings-switch-into-glide/

The cool shit starts around 2:50

Nothing matters but the weekend

From a Tuesday point of view

Like a kettle in the kitchen

I feel the steam begin to brew

Switch into glide! (wonderful 1-4-5 simplicity)

Switch into glide

Switch into glide

Switch into glide

Energy can be directed

I'm turning it up I'm turning it down

Even love can be affected

Harmony's the sweetest sound

(Repeat chorus)

(some random shit)

Everybody gets the ??

Hear it ringing in their ears

Lots of ways that you can go-go

Look around no disappears

(Repeat chorus)

Fade while repeating.

This was WCOZ (Boston)'s weekend theme song, played at roughly 6 PM. I think they talked over the crappy first three minutes, but we didn't care. ħuman 03:22, 7 November 2009 (UTC)

that is all

Ace^McWicked 02:44, 8 November 2009 (UTC)

Ace^McWicked 02:58, 8 November 2009 (UTC)

Ace^McWicked 03:12, 8 November 2009 (UTC)

Now that's some shit right there. I'm going to buy that record. 03:14, 8 November 2009 (UTC)

Heh, yeah I have it torrenting now...Ace^McWicked 03:17, 8 November 2009 (UTC)

Ace^McWicked 03:40, 8 November 2009 (UTC)

Ace^McWicked 03:48, 8 November 2009 (UTC)

Battle of the bands

I think you two need to get a room ;) but seriously, the best of what you are posting ought to deserve a home somewhere permanent. ħuman 04:05, 8 November 2009 (UTC)

Switching gears

Ace^McWicked 04:06, 8 November 2009 (UTC)

Ace^McWicked 04:34, 8 November 2009 (UTC)

Lovage

Music to make love to your old lady by = awesome album. Ace^McWicked 19:01, 8 November 2009 (UTC)

Capillary action

occured. The horseradish lives. These two statements may not be related. Broccoli 17:23, 9 November 2009 (UTC)

WOW. I'm a fucking genius. I am going to run yarn around my apartment and see if I can get away with never watering anything again. I'm really glad your root survived. Thanks for the update. 17:59, 9 November 2009 (UTC)

'Stache contest

So, I guess I can shave then? I was all ready to win that thing.... Aboriginal Noise ^{with 4 M's and a silent Q} 22:09, 9 November 2009 (UTC)

It was just you me and Ace anyhow. I don't need a contest to grow a winter mustache. 22:32, 9 November 2009 (UTC)

Good point. At least I'll trim it up. Getting a little Grizzly Adams-ish. Aboriginal Noise ^{with 4 M's and a silent Q} 22:48, 9 November 2009 (UTC)

Hello

Hello Mr Roux. I hope you don't mind me writing on your talk page, but you wrote on mine so I thought you wouldn't mind if I wrote on yours too. I'd just like to say a quick thanks for being so nice and everything because I'm new and it's nice when people smile and say "hi" and things like that. Especially when you don't know people or anything. I know that you were confused about which "Sky", but I get confused myself sometimes what with changing planets and bodies and the lurgls coming up ever three minutes. But I'm sure that you know how it is with the lurgles, especially the blue one and and the walshy ones. But you make me blush talking about it you naughty man (or being). Anyway must go. I've go so many things to do.--Skynet 22:17, 15 November 2009 (UTC)

Support your local Mei

Good evening citizen. You have been selected for showing interest in your local Mei. Were you aware that you can show your support for the troops the Mei by sporting this userbox on your userpage? It's very pretty. This Christmas Mei will go hungry. Please help feed a hungry Mei today. Play, run, feed and feel good about yourself.^tm This message brought to you by Mei. -- =w= 00:42, 17 November 2009 (UTC)

Quit bullying your local Mei

Bully. -- =w= 01:06, 17 November 2009 (UTC)

Moar random vids

That is all. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 16:56, 17 November 2009 (UTC)

Heh

Only just noticed the change you made to my user page. Heh, I had a laugh. Ace^McWicked 09:25, 27 November 2009 (UTC)

Renaming?

How can I do that? Where is the button for that?--Tom Moore^{fiat justitia} 02:59, 5 December 2009 (UTC)

You can't. It's a bureaucrat function. 03:01, 5 December 2009 (UTC)

Ah, ok. Yeah I don't know about this nonsense "wiki" stuff.--Tom Moore^{fiat justitia} 03:04, 5 December 2009 (UTC)

Da Bears?

I waited at least one full minute for that crappy picture to appear on your screen and I didn't find it hilarious at all.

Douchebag. SJ ^Debaser 23:30, 6 December 2009 (UTC)

I forgive you. You were high on amphetamines. It was out of your hands. 19:22, 7 December 2009 (UTC)

And I forgive you. You'd been sniffing glue. It was out of your hands. SJ ^Debaser 19:28, 7 December 2009 (UTC)

I'll thank you to not post on my talk page while you're high on poppers, sir. 19:38, 7 December 2009 (UTC)

Skype

Apologies for cutting you off like that. I was doing the online shop and TK started talking to me, which resulted in an uncomfortable inquisition by the wife as to "who is that person you're talking to on the internet", which as you can imagine was quite hard to explain. And then to top it off you started making odd comments as well. "Who are you talking to now?". Sigh. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 11:26, 7 December 2009 (UTC)

Sokay. You were drunk as shit. It was out of your hands. 19:22, 7 December 2009 (UTC)

The hell I was. I was sober, you were the one talking about being ghey for the spice girls. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 21:36, 8 December 2009 (UTC)

OK, I'm back, and I'm much more sober

I thought given your awesome punk signature it was important to tell you that I'm listening to Never Mind The Bollocks: Here's The Sex Pistols. That is all. SJ ^Debaser 11:55, 8 December 2009 (UTC)

Holiday

Don't blame you mate. This place has turned into a rathole of twattery. Nobody can deal with a troll because "banning people makes us look like Conservapedia" - they should get over themselves and see what that attitude is doing to the wiki. See you round. Totnesmartin (talk) 22:55, 10 December 2009 (UTC)

Agreed. May think about doing the same. Aboriginal Noise ^{with 4 M's and a silent Q} 22:56, 10 December 2009 (UTC)

Yup. While it's all very noble to not ban twats and trolls in the name of tolerance and allowing dissent, when they start to drive good people away, they should be disposed of. EddyP (talk) 22:58, 10 December 2009

(UTC)

I'm not sorry for what I'm doing (I think people should be able to ignore it) but I'm sorry to see you go. ^{— Sincerely, Neveruse513 / Talk / Block} 23:09, 10 December 2009 (UTC)

Reminds me of when TK said he was sorry to see Dinsdale go. Can't think why. EddyP (talk) 23:19, 10 December 2009 (UTC)

Its a shame that honest and good contributors like Nutty are forced out by trolls and the drama surrounding them. Let that be a lesson to us all. Tetronian ^{you're clueless} 23:22, 10 December 2009 (UTC)

Damn it....

Nutty is back, damnit. And to think I was just starting to enjoy myself again. Ace^{of Spades} 19:02, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

oh my

God I love you. Ace^{of Spades} 00:58, 22 December 2009 (UTC)

Hi Ace. Call me! Happy holidays! 01:12, 22 December 2009 (UTC)

You have one sexy as finger there Nutty. Have you considered being a hand model??Rad McCool (talk) 09:25, 22 December 2009 (UTC)

Word. Thanks for the compliment. Yes, I've been doing some finger modeling lately to make up for Ken

season being over.  16:37, 22 December 2009 (UTC)

Have a...

nice Christmas knob shiner.Rad McCool (talk) 22:41, 23 December 2009 (UTC)

The picture

is awesome. I wish I was that cool.δ_ij$^{i.broke.it.}$ 07:04, 24 December 2009 (UTC)

we wish you well...

All the staff at McWicked Co. wish you a merry christmas.

Unimportant email

Is unimportant. Open with leisure. SJ ^Debaser 13:19, 3 January 2010 (UTC)

Spongebob

"Spongebob gay? In those pants?" --Kels (talk) 23:49, 4 January 2010 (UTC)

Who knows what's going on in these fundies' minds if they completely miss that Squidward is a crabby clarinet playing bachelor queen. 23:56, 4 January 2010 (UTC)

We form like Voltron and he just happened to be the head

RZA is playing here Feb 17. Much looking forward to it. Aceⁱ⁹ 03:50, 5 January 2010 (UTC)

I has emailed you at your work addy bc I don't have your other addy on my phone. Nothing that can't wait until tomorrow anyhow. 04:16, 5 January 2010 (UTC)

Alrighty then. Aceⁱ⁹ 04:17, 5 January 2010 (UTC)

TK the merciful

Why, exactly, did you get rid of that image? It is a part of the WIGO, you know. Just curious, not bitching. The Goonie Punk ^{Can't sleep, clowns will eat me!} 05:15, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

I said why in the comment - it was a gratuitous use of the CP logo. 05:57, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

Some mail

...has been sent. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 11:10, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

What the fuck man? Why haven't you been on skype? I have shit to send you. Should I just send it anyway? It's pretty easy to use. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 22:53, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

Make a cup with your hands and hold your balls in it for just a quick moment there, chachi. I just got a Mac Mini to use as my desktop setup and am restoring all my apps from my Time Capsule backups. In short, this shit takes time, son. 22:58, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

Ironman

We are the G.O.D's,
And we came to rock the spot,
Like Ironman stars.
They be the illest MC's in the world today.
Cappa, Raekwon and the RZA......whooo
So listen to them clear,
put the box right near your ear,
Light ya blunts, sink down your beers,
Because you can never fuck with Wu-Tang killa bees...
Dooo do do doooooo.
Aceⁱ⁹ 21:31, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

Tru Master

Aceⁱ⁹ 04:58, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

Skype

Oi! Log in! I need to talk to you. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 21:15, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

Stuff

This user is Crundy approved!!

'lo. Just passing by and thought I'd stamp your talk page. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 21:37, 14 January 2010 (UTC)

Thanks pal. 21:39, 14 January 2010 (UTC)

Where's my fucking stamp? Aceⁱ⁹ 21:42, 14 January 2010 (UTC)

Hamster

One and the same , not a great debater but a real pain sometimes. :)

email.

check it negro. Aceⁱ⁹ 03:13, 15 January 2010 (UTC)

Sheket bevakasha. Your email rec'd and rep'd to, gobbler. 03:20, 15 January 2010 (UTC)

My RZA tickets arrived today......Aceⁱ⁹ 03:21, 15 January 2010 (UTC)

E-mail

I has sent you one, sir. Jfaartz (talk) 06:04, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

Gobble gobble, swallow. ħuman 06:21, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

Double cock gobble. Good show, good sir. 15:07, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

Snail Mail

Posted for you today. Knowing Royal Mail it will probably be in your country in about 7 months. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 15:11, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

Very generous of you, sir. Thank you kindly. I'll post a review when I get it. 15:19, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

After watching you could post it on to another RW member. Like the RationalWiki travelling comedy DVD. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 15:30, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

Ok, who wants a British Comedy Vid (BCV) after I'm done with it? 16:06, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

Human or Ace would probably appreciate it. Send it to Ace. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 16:18, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

Ace cannot receive regular mail. He lives in a palm thatch hut on a beach in Micronesia. You only see him posting when he goes to the bar with wifi to charge his phone and computer. I'll send it to Human. 16:25, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

Ace got my beer I posted him. I presume it's his work address. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 16:47, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

You got a multi-region PAL-compatible player, Nuttish One? As soon as I can afford one (they can be cheap) I get to buy the Comic Strip boxey... ħuman 02:03, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

Yor compter wil pla it. 02:04, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

If I install a DVD player in my 'puter? There's no easy way to make a copy I can then play in the LR where it's warm at night, though. $80 machine is solution. ħuman 02:17, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

If you managed to reach 2010 without having a DVD capable drive in your computer you deserve a swift kick to the nuts. 02:24, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

Ace can recieve male mail. Aceⁱ⁹ 02:26, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

Chain male underwear maybe. 02:28, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

Thinking about this a bit more it occurred to me that my DVD asked me what format I wanted when I set it up. I think they do that. 02:29, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

That would be the region, not the format. The disk is region free. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 16:33, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

Poo

Sorry about that mate, my housemate was getting pissed off with my jibber-jabber. He sent me a text which read "shutup," and as it's 2AM he has a point. Goodnight! SJ ^Debaser 01:58, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

True dat. Peace brother. We can talk about why it's creepy that the American right wing is trying to turn homosexuality and other matters of state's rights into federal issues. It's not that interesting. I should teach law liberal school classes instead. 02:02, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

It's all sickening really. What blows my mind is the thinking that Communism Obamanuism is some kind of complete control while trying to stop people from being homosexual is perfectly acceptable. You'd be an awesome schooler, haha! SJ ^Debaser 02:06, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

Dude, I have no idea what the hell that thing you added to my signature meant, but it's funny a fuck. SJ ^Debaser 02:21, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

02:27, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

"Ya girl got dicked by Ricky Powell." SJ ^Debaser 12:00, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

Poker

Playing on Thursday? Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 16:29, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

I thought you moved it to this afternoon? Sure, Thursday is fine. 16:34, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

Well I was wondering if people fancied a webchat tonight but I'm busy now :( Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 16:39, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

Just as well, I haz examination tomorrow and combination of revising and moar drinking tonight. SJ ^Debaser 16:42, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

I'm going to try to get in on the game myself. And Josh, we're going to start calling you "SuperCirrhosis" if you keep it up! Aboriginal Noise ^{with 4 M's and a silent Q} 16:52, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

I'm starting to think that too. I've been at university since September last year and I'm pretty sure since then my stomach's got a bit beer belly-er. Not very good when you're barely pushing 20. SJ ^Debaser 12:29, 21 January 2010 (UTC)

I voted for him in the Washington primary

Although by that point, it didn't matter too much. Moved back to California in time to matter even less during the general election. :D Wodewick^{Welease Wodewick!} 03:02, 21 January 2010 (UTC)

Actually, scratch that, it was a mail in ballot for CA (I was at Whitman College in WA). I did help GOTV in WA though. Wodewick^{Welease Wodewick!} 03:04, 21 January 2010 (UTC)

Oh duh. Primaries. And here I thought you were my neighbor. 03:07, 21 January 2010 (UTC)

So......

...are you busy tonight?^{Warning: NSFW Image!} Aceⁱ⁹ 03:29, 22 January 2010 (UTC)

Right, so today I tell you what frotting is, you feign disgust, and now here you are plastering frotting pictures everywhere. Rad McCool (talk) 04:47, 22 January 2010 (UTC)

It's all so confusing. I don't know what you do. 04:50, 22 January 2010 (UTC)

I'm sure Ace will be more than happy to show you the ropes.Rad McCool (talk) 04:54, 22 January 2010 (UTC)

Email

Let me start by saying that this is not meant to be hostile or anything, so please don't take it that way, but in the future I would much rather you leave me a message on my on userpage where the entire Wiki can see it rather than emailing me. I don't like to do Rationalwiki business in private. SirChuckB^{Will Sysop for food} 04:56, 22 January 2010 (UTC)

Just for that, I'm gonna start e-mailing you with RationalWiki business. . Punky ^{Your mental puke relief} 04:58, 22 January 2010 (UTC)

Fuck you Chuck. You posted a defamatory statement, defended it, and told me to relax. Tell you what. What the public will see from now on is me removing shit like you calling people pedophiles and otherwise ignoring you. 05:05, 22 January 2010 (UTC)

What the fuck is your problem? You email me instead of just sending a polite message, I respond and this is what I take it from it? Fine. Go fuck yourself. I was just trying to point out that I prefer things to be public and not in private ala TK. Better yet, don't even fucking talk to me again you prick. SirChuckB^{A product of Affirmative Action} 05:32, 22 January 2010 (UTC)

Look, if you want to create potential legal liability for yourself and others, go for it. I'll remove what I find. If you want a discussion about you acting like a child to be in public, that's your choice, but it's real bad judgment. I was doing you a favor and you returned it by acting like a bitch in every email you sent me. Is that public enough? 05:37, 22 January 2010 (UTC)

You send me an email lecturing me like a little kid cause you've decided that something is actionable and you expect me to thank you for it? SirChuckB^{HITWIN FOR PRESIDENT!} 05:40, 22 January 2010 (UTC)

Yes, you should thank me for looking out for you. I know what I'm talking about. You have terrible judgment if you want to attack me for that. I was polite to you until you started acting like a baby. Get over yourself. 05:41, 22 January 2010 (UTC)

A thousand apologies great Sahib. I humbly beg forgiveness from thee of great judgements. Fucking tool. SirChuckB^{Penguin Knight, First Class} 05:45, 22 January 2010 (UTC)

You should just frot and make up...^{Warning: NSFW Image!} Aceⁱ⁹ 05:50, 22 January 2010 (UTC)

Ace, you have too much time on your hands.... Or Gin..... Or maybe both.... Anyway, for those interested, you can see what started all this here in my sandbox Please don't knock over my castles. SirChuckB^{Boom Goes the Dynamite} 05:52, 22 January 2010 (UTC)

Am I the only one who thinks that, once this hit the wiki, you two both blew it out of proportion? It looks like you two were both being on the civil side (at least, you had reached some sort of understanding) until you came here and let your wiki-egos get the better of you. Just an observation...... -Gabe. Jfaartz (talk) 05:59, 22 January 2010 (UTC)

Another observation, am I the only one that thinks the bearded guy on the right looks like Ace? Rad McCool (talk) 06:04, 22 January 2010 (UTC)

If Ace's beard is in full fruition right now, then yes, probably. SJ ^Debaser 19:42, 25 January 2010 (UTC)

What gives with the green hair?  Lily ^{Inspirate me.} 20:15, 25 January 2010 (UTC)

Yoo-Hoo!

Are you on strike or something? Did you get the Michael McIntyre DVD? Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 14:54, 2 February 2010 (UTC)

Haven't checked my mail since the end of last week. I'll check it when I get back to the computer. No, I'm not on strike, just not participating in the LJ because I've been working too much! I'm also disgusted that SirChuckB, a guy who I will be suggesting be decratted for the terrible judgment he exhibited in dealing with the defamation issue I flagged to him, is now up for membership in the LJ. 16:07, 2 February 2010 (UTC)

I'm not touching that one with 10 foot pole! Good luck for the LJ. I gave you a vote because you do make sensible judgements (sometimes) :) Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 16:29, 2 February 2010 (UTC)

Thanks, but I'm not interested. We already have a LJ. It's called crats. 16:32, 2 February 2010 (UTC)

Taking all the fun out of the Canada articles.

Fine,then as a dual citizen you should have a sharp awareness, as all Canadians do, about how the T-dot and Ontario see themselves as the beating heart of all that is truly Canadian and see the rest of the country as NY/LA sees "flyover country" and how this is sharply reflected in the Ontario/Toronto-centricity of the Canadian media, both the national broadcaster and private outlets. Any Canuck with a sense of humour would see those jokes and get it. TheoryOfPractice (talk) 16:23, 5 February 2010 (UTC)

Thanks buddy. Why not put the article in the funspace so you can insert even more "humour" since you're the expert on what's funny to Canadians? 16:25, 5 February 2010 (UTC)

Jesus Christ, who crapped on your breakfast cereal this morning? TheoryOfPractice (talk) 16:27, 5 February 2010 (UTC)

'Twas TK and myself who crapped in his cereal. Not so tough now, are you Nutty? Which reminds me, we made sure that our crap was Nutty just for him. Conservative Punk (talk) 16:58, 5 February 2010 (UTC)

Guys, guys, please! Have things got so bad here that we have to argue over Canada now? Come on... SJ ^Debaser 17:38, 5 February 2010 (UTC)

My card

Erasmus Aloysius Runcible - gentleman, scholar and cat.

Erasmus Aloysius Runcible - gentleman, scholar and cat (talk) 17:02, 5 February 2010 (UTC)

SuperJosh

SuperJosh wakes up.
SuperJosh goes to class.
SuperJosh comes home.
SuperJosh has lunch.
SuperJosh sometimes goes back to another class.
SuperJosh comes home.
SuperJosh goes on teh internetz.
SuperJosh goes on RationalWiki.
SuperJosh misses Nutty.
SuperJosh sends email which is entirely unrelated to this thread. SJ ^Debaser 22:03, 8 February 2010 (UTC)

Hey pal. I've been up to my ears in work and haven't had a chance to hang out. We should have a skype soon. 22:23, 8 February 2010 (UTC)

Ah, the joys of work. This semester I've been given a few assignments already which I've been procrastinating hard over. Skype is the way to go, once your workload's eased up of course. SJ ^Debaser 22:54, 8 February 2010 (UTC)

Never mind Skype, my prefered method of contact is fucking someone up the ass. Aceⁱ⁹ 23:00, 8 February 2010 (UTC)

Problem with that is the severe emotional/physical damage you can do to the fuckee, plus the stigma of having to maintain an erection if the fuckee is an unattractive fuckee. SJ ^Debaser 23:23, 8 February 2010 (UTC)

Never mind your bluster SJ, come over here and let me fuck you in the ass. Aceⁱ⁹ 23:26, 8 February 2010 (UTC)

Is this the face of the new Loyal Jerkin'? 23:39, 8 February 2010 (UTC)

Feel my thrusting, purple headed and blood rich, Jirga. Aceⁱ⁹ 23:51, 8 February 2010 (UTC)

More like new cock of the Loyal Jerkoff. Hnyah, hnyah. *Victory Sip* SJ ^Debaser 00:29, 9 February 2010 (UTC)

The Hideous Garbage You Keep Posting On My Page.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Aceⁱ⁹ 08:56, 14 February 2010 (UTC)

Post More........................

Aceⁱ⁹ 08:56, 14 February 2010 (UTC)

damn, son

I fucked myself up. Aceⁱ⁹ 01:35, 18 February 2010 (UTC)

Yeah dude. You were "special." 03:19, 18 February 2010 (UTC)

Special my ass, I was fuct up. Aceⁱ⁹ 03:22, 18 February 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for the video....

Aceⁱ⁹ 17:14, 18 February 2010 (UTC)

Horse dick

How very droll! I chuckled in merriment at your antics. SJ ^Debaser 18:38, 18 February 2010 (UTC)

Huh

I won't bite, you know. I just thought that I let you know.

--Earthland (talk) 20:31, 18 February 2010 (UTC)

Stop wandalising my userpage!!! My feelings! They hurt!

Worse than normal. A beer-fart. SJ ^Debaser 03:14, 20 February 2010 (UTC)

Ah, sorry, I farted. This page has been gas attacked by SuperJosh. Sorry.

Call me g. I'll sing a song of farts for you. 03:22, 20 February 2010 (UTC)

I shall do later, blood. I have work of sorts to do today. SJ ^Debaser 12:41, 20 February 2010 (UTC)

I think it's MC, but I could be wrong

http://rationalwiki.com/wiki/index.php?title=User_talk:66.45.240.66&diff=prev&oldid=443160 --Sean^talk 06:33, 23 February 2010 (UTC)

Naa, doesn't sound like him. He's a better writer. 06:41, 23 February 2010 (UTC)

Fuck sake. I hate it when the infant terribles try to take credit for my work. MarcusCicero (talk) 20:12, 24 February 2011 (UTC)

Word

Aceⁱ⁹ 04:14, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

Yes Yo to the Yeah Yo

Aceⁱ⁹ 03:38, 5 March 2010 (UTC)

I need you

Aceⁱ⁹ 04:12, 9 March 2010 (UTC)

04:17, 9 March 2010 (UTC)

Aceⁱ⁹ 04:23, 9 March 2010 (UTC)

04:27, 9 March 2010 (UTC)

Aceⁱ⁹ 04:30, 9 March 2010 (UTC)

ListenerX^TalkerX 04:35, 9 March 2010 (UTC)

04:38, 9 March 2010 (UTC)

My nutty roux...

mmmm. Nutty Roux

Oh snap - you figured out my secret. Nice Le Creuset. 19:52, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

DMCA Fanatic

Should I vandal brake their bitch ass? It's obvious they are just a concern troll. The Spikey Punk ^{I'm punking my punk!} 03:15, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

MC? 03:18, 15 March 2010 (UTC) ^Contribs_Talk

Maybe. Or those cheerleaders...... AnarchoGoon ^{Swatting Assflys is how I earn my living} 03:19, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

Not a vandal. He'll get tired of the game. All he has to do is let us know what the alleged problem is and we'll address it. 03:23, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

It's just epic troll Nx concern-trolling to make his POINT. Not, of course. But I think it's funny to type it. ħuman 03:40, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

Nope, none of the above actually. Hint: User:Irrationalatheist said I need a refresher course in punctuation based on a CP edit, despite the fact that I was doing what I was taught in a grade "A" public school listed on US News' list of top high schools. DMCA Fanatic (talk) 04:15, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

OMGGODZ UR TK!!! CALL THE Lurking Jalopies INTO SESSION! ħuman 04:21, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

That quote does not exist anywhere on the wiki! The Goonie 1 ^{What's this button do? Uh oh....} 04:31, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

Look for it here. Might take you all night, but you'll find it if you look hard enough. DMCA Fanatic (talk) 04:36, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

So, you claim to be DMorris? 04:38, 15 March 2010 (UTC) ^Contribs_Talk

Bingo! Actually, I didn't originally post here to troll, but rather to make a legitimate point. Then again, oh well. This place is everything TK said it is: childish, immature, and hateful towards CP. I won't be editing here further since I have no interest in your nonsense, but you can thank me for running a campaign to get this NSFW/S site blocked in schools and businesses across the nation. DMCA Fanatic (talk) 04:45, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

As a Brit, I can only say "Thank you". BTW did you know that CP is blocked on the Methodist Church Internet prog in the UK? 04:48, 15 March 2010 (UTC) ^Contribs_Talk

I don't care. Did you know Charlotte County PS blocks both RW and WP (no offense to WP)? btw, I mean I'm getting RW blocked, not CP. DMCA Fanatic (talk) 04:50, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

Worried? Moi? 04:51, 15 March 2010 (UTC) ^Contribs_Talk

Would someone with a JSTOR student account please contact me privately?

I need to pull a bunch of philosophy of science articles and follow up on some leads - it would inconvenience you a lot less if you'd share your password with me. I'm a decent bloke. Trust me :)

23:15, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

An e-mail

You haz one. TheoryOfPractice (talk) 23:26, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

Unfunny vandalism

What the fuck was with your snidey comments? DeltaStar_{Senior Sysop}^{Speciationspeed!} 04:52, 16 March 2010 (UTC)

I was merely remarking that it's good we're not bound by your bad judgment in unilaterally unbinning that IP. 04:55, 16 March 2010 (UTC)

odd background

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=987mOuEnMik

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvzUEM0wFVk&NR=1

Enjoy. ħuman 09:12, 22 March 2010 (UTC)

The Texas flag and shelf covered in drinking paraphernalia is what my friend's rooms looked like in high school. 14:03, 22 March 2010 (UTC)

Legal Question?

Nutty, you might want to chime in here TheoryOfPractice (talk) 23:46, 22 March 2010 (UTC)

A play on words

"Nutty Poo." SJ ^Debaser 19:15, 24 March 2010 (UTC)

Mind if I steal that? 19:27, 24 March 2010 (UTC)

Ahoho... of course. SJ ^Debaser 19:32, 24 March 2010 (UTC)

Also

"Happy birthday. Now fuck off."

Happy birthday, Slutty Ho. May the Gods of Beer smile upon you on this glorious day. SJ ^Debaser 21:39, 24 March 2010 (UTC)

Fuck you asshole

10:19 pm island time, stinking hot and barely part of what I would call modern civilisation. Sleep a fantasy and I spent the last few days dragging giant, deadly poisonous, purple starfish the size of dinner plates from the ocean. Then I discover your masturabatory dreams, slathered like so much hot Jewish semen, spilt all over my talk page. My mind can barely deal with the searing hot red wine being poured unceremoniously down my gullet without having to deal with your sordid wet dreams on top of it. So fuck you asshole.
P.S. Love and kisses, speak to soon. Aceⁱ⁹ 09:25, 26 March 2010 (UTC)

Some kind of hate

Since you said you're a Misfits fan, I thought you might appreciate this cover of "Some Kind of Hate" by my friend's band "They Live." The Spikey Punk ^{I'm punking my punk!} 07:04, 28 March 2010 (UTC)

Blocking TK...

...I have no problem with it, I support the call 100%--dude is No Fun and not a Positive Member of Our Community. That being said, Imma tempted to start a discussion about it over in Admin Abuse so that we can have the community as a whole weigh in on this, get a consensus, make it official, and make it stick. What say you? TheoryOfPractice (talk) 13:03, 29 March 2010 (UTC)

I agree with TheoryOfPractice's opinion on this one. I normally avoid RW vs. CP issues here, but there comes a point when trolling of any and all kinds must be put to a final and complete stop. Gooniepunk2010 ^{Oi! Oi! Oi!} 15:00, 29 March 2010 (UTC)

Just tell me where to start trolling. ^{— Sincerely, Neveruse / Talk / Block} 15:02, 29 March 2010 (UTC)

Sure, that would be fine. 15:11, 29 March 2010 (UTC)

I agree, fuck TK. He's a nutcase. Aceⁱ⁹ 21:03, 29 March 2010 (UTC)

I'd agree to block TK only if we can be assured that it will directly result in him ratcheting up the lulz at CP. ^{— Sincerely, Neveruse / Talk / Block} 21:09, 29 March 2010 (UTC)

Secret discussions between myself and other on our secret sysop board have revealed that TK is not funny. Aceⁱ⁹ 21:12, 29 March 2010 (UTC)

Blocking someone who's made legal threats against the site owner and other users is pretty uncontroversial in my view, but knock yourselves out. Discuss what you like. As far as I'm concerned the only thing that really needs to be done is to make a placard for his userpage and talkpage indicating why they're protected from editing. We should probably archive them as well. 21:18, 29 March 2010 (UTC)

As someone who is currently involved in pending litigation against a site member here, I don't see how that's an issue in and of itself. ^{— Sincerely, Neveruse / Talk / Block} 21:24, 29 March 2010 (UTC)

Cute. 21:29, 29 March 2010 (UTC)

You used to think so... ^{— Sincerely, Neveruse / Talk / Block} 21:37, 29 March 2010 (UTC)

E-mail

I have sent you an e-mail sir. AnarchoGoon ^{Swatting Assflys is how I earn my living} 21:26, 29 March 2010 (UTC)

You're an arsehole

According to me, Huw, Goonie and Crundy. Arsehole. SJ ^Debaser 00:10, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

Well i think he is lovely. Aceⁱ⁹ 00:15, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

Join skype, ace. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 00:18, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

And accept me, you fucking fuck. SJ ^Debaser 00:21, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

Can't join - at work. And I did accept you fucking fuck. Aceⁱ⁹ 00:25, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

Well, there's something wrong with Skype then, because you're still a question mark, you fucking fuck adorable human bean. SJ ^Debaser 00:28, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

Once Ace gets here the cabal will be complete. 00:31, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

Fwahaha!!! We are ze new cabal, and we have Huw! SJ ^Debaser 00:33, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

Wont be for 2 and half hours though. But tomorrow I'll be unemployed so we can do it again. Aceⁱ⁹ 00:33, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

What the fuck is this shit? DeltaStar_{Senior Sysop}^{Speciationspeed!} 00:39, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

Cabal business, you're not allowed to know! Punky ^{Your mental puke relief} 00:56, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

I want in! DickTurpis (talk) 01:18, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

Join us via skype then. AnarchoGoon ^{Swatting Assflys is how I earn my living} 01:21, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

Oooooo! Skype! Sounds fun. How do I do that (and can i wait until Lost is over?)? DickTurpis (talk) 01:24, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

Beach tits

I know I'm not supposed to look, but I did by accident, and I apologise. But I gotta tell you buddy, she has crackin' tits. SJ ^Debaser 21:00, 4 April 2010 (UTC)

Boobs? Where? Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 15:55, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

Father Ted

Did you get the image working in the end? Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 15:56, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

No, but I didn't try recently - I only just sobered up from my friend's wedding. 19:59, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

Skype

Oi! Get on Skype!! Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 21:49, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

changing talk page header

How do you do it? PS I think i got ghey from you :p rational ghey (talk) 22:43, 18 April 2010 (UTC)

That's cool. I'm fuckin' trendsetter. All the hot bitches say so. You can force the name of any page with this : {{DISPLAYTITLE:User talk:Roll Fizzlebeef}} 22:46, 18 April 2010 (UTC)

You don't need the template parameter. -- Nx / talk 22:56, 18 April 2010 (UTC)

Guru.....

Ahhh shit.... Aceⁱ⁹ 06:44, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

Aceⁱ⁹ 06:45, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

For you: [1] ħuman 04:05, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

Moar! ħuman 04:07, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

Baby sleep now ħuman 04:12, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

Very nice Complete dead baby lyrics. ħuman 04:17, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

Skype

Jesus H Fucking Christ. How long did you guys stay up for after I left? I was so aced last night / this morning. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 08:36, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

I don't remember but it devolved into Human rattling on about some song and Dick Rick Rolling us. I cant find my glasses and there was a cigarette butt in my bed. Fuck you guys. Nutty Roux (talk) 12:37, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

We didn't put the butt in your bed. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 12:46, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

You might have at some point after your 14th beer. Nutty Roux (talk) 12:51, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

You bunch of damn babies. Aceⁱ⁹ 13:01, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

Oh yes of course we're the babies when you're the one sitting at home drinking scotch and eating pills because you have a doctor's note. Nutty Roux (talk) 13:50, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

Jpatt

He really told you he's a parodist? rational ghey (send a message) 13:26, 28 April 2010 (UTC)

No, he didn't. I was just making a point that there's no sense in asking out loud if someone's a parodist under these circumstances. Others nicely pointed out the Poe/Reverse Poe angle, which explains more. Sorry for the confusion. Nutty Roux (talk) 14:03, 28 April 2010 (UTC)

Oh I was just wondering. Was going to say I have my doubts.. he seems genuinely clueless. --rational ghey (send a message) 15:03, 28 April 2010 (UTC)

Who knows. If he's joshing he's real good at it. Otherwise he's just a redneck. Nutty Roux (talk) 16:07, 28 April 2010 (UTC)

Chat

Hey man, if you're online sign into skype. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 22:14, 28 April 2010 (UTC)

Sorry g, busy drinking beer with my other pals. Next time. Nutty Roux (talk) 01:35, 29 April 2010 (UTC)

Free shit

Free to the first comer: 2x 1GB 2RX16 PC3 8500S RAM sticks NIB. Nutty Roux (talk) 00:03, 4 May 2010 (UTC)

That's Mac hardware, right? ħuman 01:16, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

Should work on any current laptop. Nutty Roux (talk) 01:22, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

Ah, ok, that's why I didn't recognize the codename. My flappy's stuffed to the gills, so I don't need. Surprised you haven't had any takers. ħuman 01:36, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

Nobody likes me enough to check my talk page for interesting tidbits of information since Ace stopped serenading me with early 90's hip hop. Nutty Roux (talk) 02:08, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

I don't know why I didn't catch it when it was fresh, but maybe I thought that you would tell me first if you had something you thought I could use. ħuman 02:15, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

I shudder to think of Ace "serenading" anyone. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 02:19, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

I'll serenade you with a bastardized version of 1-800 Suicide by Gravediggaz.....RA specific....

Hey you little Jewish kid, whats ya beef?

Come and tell Ace, all your grief

Maybe you're a bastard child you think?

Mum and Dad are black but you're white as a sheet.

Maybe your not a Jewish kid but pretend

But you hate menorahs and the latkas man..

Bahahahahaha! Aceⁱ⁹ 03:18, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

You know, RAM prices have been going up. You could always try selling them. I know that's what I'm doing with the several boxes of computer stuff I have lying around. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 02:17, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

I wanted them to go to a pal. Nutty Roux (talk) 02:37, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

Discs

So did you get the torrents in the end? Can I delete them? Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 20:37, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

got them all. Thanks dude. Nutty Roux (talk) 21:39, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

OK, can you open them OK? If so then I'll wipe them. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 07:43, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

I think I'm done with teh stupid

I can't take PJR no more; now he's fighting measured numbers. There's only so much ignorance I can take. Šţěŗĭļė crack whore 15:20, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

He needs to actually articulate his creationist thesis on this information creating/energy moderating mechanism that makes living things a special case for the 2nd law. Then he gets shredded with hisCMI's pet theory. Then the gallop begins with him carving out yet more special cases, ascribing unknowable characteristics to unknowable entities, and then snidely proclaiming that anti-creationists always rely on the same easily refuted examples, which he's easily refuted. He's not only incorrigible when it comes to the anti-science/pseudoscience stuff, but he's jumping in to stick his nose into every discussion occurring on the wiki, whether it concerns him or not. I'm really discouraged, but I'm also not ear deep in the shit like you are. I feel for you brother. Nutty Roux (talk) 15:40, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

Tonight

You online tonight? Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 15:54, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

Yesh. Let's get drunk and conspire. Nutty Roux (talk) 15:55, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

Log on early if you can, because I'm fed up with going to bed a couple of hours before I need to get up, drunk. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 16:00, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

Huh

I dont get it. Wheres the smear? Aceⁱ⁹ 21:36, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

That's my IP address, but that's not me. He blamed some other user's edits on me. Who knows what they are because they were oversighted. All we do know is that I get called a bigot for ... Nutty Roux (talk) 21:42, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

Ahhh I see. Well, while he lied and banned your IP for something you haven't done he was right in one sense. You are an awful bigot. I have heard how you talk about white people, disgusting. Aceⁱ⁹ 21:49, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

How many shots have I taken at you for being of the NZ persuasion? None. It's TK who jokes about animal fucking. But yeah, I hate white people. Nutty Roux (talk) 21:55, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

I don't understand black people like you. Enjoying the sweet nectars of the white mans culture and the ambrosia that is the white mans woman but rebelling against it all the same. Aceⁱ⁹ 21:59, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

soz

didn't get yr message till this morning. I'm at the mother in law's so can't chat this weekend i'm afraid :( Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 08:10, 22 May 2010 (UTC)

Now THESE mutha fuckas got machismo...

Aceⁱ⁹ 04:54, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

I've never seen so many homosexuals in one place at one time. Oh, wait, their message wasn't pro-cocksucking? Maybe I missed that part of the video...? ħuman 08:27, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

Mince mince mince. Nutty Roux (talk) 12:28, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

Email...

...Sent, with much funniness included as standard. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 08:43, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

I haz rec'd it and am downloading the included porn. Thank you. Nutty Roux (talk) 12:25, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

Skype

You chatting tonight? Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 20:23, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

When you guys on? I can but only for a short while - I've got to crank something out and be out the door by 6 pm CST. Nutty Roux (talk) 20:26, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

As soon as you can I guess. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 20:28, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

lol...crank something out. ^{— Sincerely, Neveruse / Talk / Block} 20:30, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

You bunch of skype-homos. Aceⁱ⁹ 20:30, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

Does it make it feel even more like we're friends? ^{— Sincerely, Neveruse / Talk / Block} 20:32, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

Hello? Anyone? Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 21:10, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

Hello Crundy. Aceⁱ⁹ 21:12, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

Hi! tmtoulouse 21:12, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

(Snivel) Skype me someone! Crundy1 Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 21:14, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

My ham tastes like fish. Hmmm Aceⁱ⁹ 21:14, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

Sounds...painful...tmtoulouse 21:14, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

It rather unusual. Aceⁱ⁹ 21:15, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

Would you could eat it with a goat? On a boat? tmtoulouse 21:16, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

Floating in moat, while whistling a note? Aceⁱ⁹ 21:18, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

A catchy tune to promote. don't let it catch in your throat.

So much ham, I am beginning the bloat! Now I'm so fat, I don't fit my coat! (this is just plain silly though I don't mind spamming Nutty's talkpage with this garbage.) Aceⁱ⁹ 21:23, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

I hate my life. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 21:24, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

To exercise you must devote! And lay off anything but oats. tmtoulouse 21:26, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

Trent's been drinking again. I know it doesn't rhyme. Aceⁱ⁹ 21:30, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

Lies, you were just out of words. tmtoulouse 21:32, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

I do note, that your claim does not float. Aceⁱ⁹ 21:34, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

Who the fuck you think you're talking too? You wanna go to war?

Aceⁱ⁹ 08:10, 30 May 2010 (UTC) <3. Nutty Roux (talk) 12:46, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

in the zoo....

Aceⁱ⁹ 05:21, 2 June 2010 (UTC)

If you can't get through its because I fucked my phone up. Aceⁱ⁹ 05:28, 2 June 2010 (UTC)

I would have thrown you out of the grocery store too. Nutty Roux (talk) 05:35, 2 June 2010 (UTC)

I didn't do anything, I swore but not actually at the cashier. Aceⁱ⁹ 05:36, 2 June 2010 (UTC)

You left out the part about frotting a picture of Morrissey while you were swearing. Nutty Roux (talk) 05:38, 2 June 2010 (UTC)

The guy was just a fucking baby. Had to go get his supervisor to deal with me. Why can't we act like adults? Aceⁱ⁹ 05:39, 2 June 2010 (UTC)

Is your laptop broken too? Nutty Roux (talk) 05:43, 2 June 2010 (UTC)

Works just fine. Aceⁱ⁹ 05:44, 2 June 2010 (UTC)

I was just running out to the store - did you log off Skype? Nutty Roux (talk) 05:45, 2 June 2010 (UTC)

Fuck

I just spent ages writing something for the ouija board thread and then when I hit "Save page" I get "Oh noes! You've been blocked by Nutty Roux" and I lost all my work. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 12:36, 2 June 2010 (UTC)

Judging by the levels of liberal deceit I've seen from you I'd imagine you'd be more happy at wikipedia. "Crundy" (inappropriate name), your attempt at censorship won't work here. I wasted time with your unsubstantial additions and you rely on a secular conception of the past, so there's a 95% chance you're not an American. Open your mind and admit that Conservapedia helps resist drug abuse. In sum, Communism is the exact opposite of chivalry. We're hoping that eventually some liberal public school students will at least realize what Waterloo was in history! After a while, the liberal nonsense is so obvious that we don't even bother commenting on it.--Andy Schlafly 14:04, 21 November 2024 (UTC)

The horror, the horror.....

.......sorry to do this to you. It a nasty thing... I am sorry if this ruins your day but..why? Why would someone do this to such a good track? I find myself descending further into misanthropy at an ever increasing pace. Aceⁱ⁹ 10:28, 4 June 2010 (UTC)

Aceⁱ⁹ 10:28, 4 June 2010 (UTC)

Oh em gee

Pretty classy pony action you have going on there. --ConcernedResident ^{Fightin' round the world} 20:19, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

Thanks buddy. That's what it ought to look like. Tell Trent. ÑR_{/Señor Admin}^/Hablar 20:27, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

Skype

Join join!! Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 20:35, 10 June 2010 (UTC)

Images

Was this you? Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 21:34, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

No. I don't log into CP after Cambrian was made unwelcome by Terry. ÑR_{/Señor Admin}^/Hablar 21:45, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

It was me. Or was it? Aceⁱ⁹ 21:49, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

It wasn't you. Or wasn't it? ÑR_{/Señor Admin}^/Hablar 21:54, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

Aceⁱ⁹ 21:58, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

Like ice cream, Ace. Like ice cream. ÑR_{/Señor Admin}^/Hablar 22:28, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

Skype

? Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 21:16, 17 June 2010 (UTC)

sawree i mek whurk nao ÑR_{/Señor Admin}^/Hablar 22:10, 17 June 2010 (UTC)

Meh. OK. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 22:12, 17 June 2010 (UTC)

Glad you are watching.

this is hilarious. Aceⁱ⁹ 00:37, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

That guy's crazy as a loon! I love it. ÑR_{/Señor Admin}^/Hablar 01:11, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

Loving it! ħuman 03:04, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

And it keeps getting better. I like. ÑR_{/Señor Admin}^/Hablar 03:17, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

Oh and someone tell Ken I got Stalin on the RW:Atheism page and I guarantee it's not going anywhere. ÑR_{/Señor Admin}^/Hablar 03:19, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

.

. Aceⁱ⁹ 02:26, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

Stay loose

Ace^{Liquid Room} 02:41, 10 July 2010 (UTC)

Ahem!

I want not to Google talk you. or I do want Google talk you. or something. My voices are out of synch today. I'll just keep polishing the guns so long. --PsyGremlinPrata! 14:21, 10 July 2010 (UTC)

Beau Mot Plage

Ace^{Liquid Room} 09:47, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

Why Would I Want To Do A Thing Like That?

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life.

But why would I want to do a thing like that? SJ ^Debaser 21:58, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

We need to get another installment of the Intercontinental Cabalist's Programme going. Skype, g. ÑR_{/Señor Admin}^{/¡hablen ustedes!} 23:04, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

stupid. Ace^X-102 23:11, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

I'm going to stab you. ÑR_{/Señor Admin}^{/¡hablen ustedes!} 23:45, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

i aint scared of horrible old man like TK you. Ace^X-102 00:02, 21 July 2010 (UTC)

i stab you with mutton dagger tough guy ÑR_{/Señor Admin}^{/¡hablen ustedes!} 01:19, 21 July 2010 (UTC)

i Did you mean "I"?

stab you An anti-creationist threat? Typical.

with with what?

mutton dagger tough guy Non-sequitar and an insult to boot! Ace^X-102 01:23, 21 July 2010 (UTC)

He just means he finds you a bit chewy. Stew on that... ħuman 01:46, 21 July 2010 (UTC)

An anti-creationist Ad hom.

threat? Attacking users here will not be tolerated. You are instructed to retract your civility breach and apologize.

Typical Standard fare from one without an argument.

with what? I told you what with. With a mutton dagger. Sometimes I get the impression you don't read what you're so aggressively opposing. I find that I'm often having discussions with people who (a) either don't know the first thing about the creationist position, or (b) misrepresent it. Typical anti-creationist.

Non-sequitar Fallacy of fallacies.

and a threat to boot! I don't see any threats from me. What were you looking at? I said I'd stab you with my mutton dagger. I don't think you know what that means, tough guy.

ÑR_{/Señor Admin}^{/¡hablen ustedes!} 01:56, 21 July 2010 (UTC)

Sexual. SJ ^Debaser 18:27, 21 July 2010 (UTC)

You know a little something about this....

Don't you? Ace^X-102 08:32, 26 July 2010 (UTC)

Yes, but that edit was absolutely content free. Just emotionally manipulative quote mining of a charged statement that says nothing. Until he starts repeating CMI's persistent lies about intact biological material like DNA, blood cells, blood vessels, and hemoglobin I'm not interested. It's on. That lying creationist scumbag. I can only say that at this point he's openly misrepresenting the truth about Schwietzer's find since he's been made well-aware of the complete refutation of Carl Weiland's years of lies on the subject for Creation Ministries International. I wish I could say I think he's just gullible and not good at reading critically, but he's passing the same references off as CMI, in effect quote mining the quote miners. Sicking [2] ÑR_{/Señor Admin}^{/¡hablen ustedes!} 11:24, 26 July 2010 (UTC)

Im not really worried about being sued I just dont like your big bully additude. If you want to desysop me I could give a shit less because I was never really into blocking people or deleting things anyway as they are authoritarian tools. Not being an authoritarian I really dont know how to act as one but I wanted to express my appreciation for Goonie giving it to me. Ex-Troll Cheerleader^{I'm a teenage girl; get ALLstate to protect yourself from Mayhem like me} 23:32, 3 August 2010 (UTC)

Huh?

Is something wrong, or did you just revert my edit to Mothers Against Drunk Driving?! I spent some time on that! *sniffles sadly*--24.13.239.17 (talk) 16:22, 1 August 2010 (UTC)

Never mind.--24.13.239.17 (talk) 16:23, 1 August 2010 (UTC)

im sorry

Im sorry nutty I tried to be a good girl but I cant. Nobody will really trust me unless you dont know I was the cheerleader troll because everybody knows the cheerleader troll is a terrible person and needs the death penalty. Ex-Troll Cheerleader^{I'm a teenage girl; get ALLstate to protect yourself from Mayhem like me} 23:45, 3 August 2010 (UTC)

Question

Youre an attorney, right? Because I need to know if I should prepare for one of those "OMGZ GO AWAY OR I SUE YOU" moments. I dont like you either and go ahead and desysop me if you want and itll be a public display of power hunger and authoritarianism. I always did hate stupid, pathetic lawyers. Ex-Troll Cheerleader (talk) 21:59, 3 August 2010 (UTC)

He sued me and left me with nothing. Nothing expect a stained handkerchief and a pile of raisins. Ace^X-102 22:01, 3 August 2010 (UTC)

He probably works for the Embarq legal department who sued my mom when I hacked the asshole from there that called my mom about vandalizing Wikipedia. Didnt like that photoshop pic of Adolf standing in front of a Wikimedia logo for your desktop backround? Ex-Troll Cheerleader (talk) 22:05, 3 August 2010 (UTC)

Anyway Cheerleader - Nutty is a good man. Ace^X-102 22:11, 3 August 2010 (UTC)

Maybe he just had a bit too many beers? Oh well, lol. Ex-Troll Cheerleader (talk) 22:12, 3 August 2010 (UTC)

I am pretty sure he is just looking out for our glorious leader. Ace^X-102 22:16, 3 August 2010 (UTC)

He must not be a good attorney if hes really afraid of the FBI. We have a higher chance of being sued by Aschlafly than to catch the attention of the FBI and itd probably be me thatd get sued anyway because Im a notorious hacker that they cant stand. Ex-Troll Cheerleader (talk) 22:20, 3 August 2010 (UTC)

Being a pointless waste of typing is not in fact technically a cause of civil action, so you're probably safe - David Gerard (talk) 22:13, 3 August 2010 (UTC)

Says the British expert on American law? ħuman 04:56, 4 August 2010 (UTC)

I am a intarweb certified cartooney at LOL - David Gerard (talk) 07:47, 4 August 2010 (UTC)

huh? Ex-Troll Cheerleader (talk) 22:20, 3 August 2010 (UTC)

Aw, Nut-nut would never sue anyone. Sterile crack whore 22:20, 3 August 2010 (UTC)

Its attorney nature to threaten people with it though. Ex-Troll Cheerleader (talk) 22:25, 3 August 2010 (UTC)

Errrr I don't Nutty has ever threatened to sue anyone. Ace^X-102 22:32, 3 August 2010 (UTC)

He must have too much Wikipedian in him to do it on-Wiki. I bet anything hes done it off-wiki. I know most people hate cheerleaders (or they jerk off to them) but thats no reason for him to be mean. Ex-Troll Cheerleader (talk) 22:37, 3 August 2010 (UTC)

Sigh. I'm not going to threaten to sue you. I said I'd desysop you if you continued fucking around with something so inflammatory that's hardly important to RW's mission. My reasoning, partly alluded to in my message to you, is that you're irritating and have bad judgment. We don't need Trent getting letters from the FBI because you want to be a douchebag. In any event, I'm not RationalWiki's lawyer so you can do whatever you want to the wiki and feel safe that I'm not going to make any legal threats to you. ÑR_{/Señor Admin}^{/¡hablen ustedes!} 23:23, 3 August 2010 (UTC)

And Im sorry for the lawyer jokes, I got a little carried away. Im a bad person and I dont deserve to be a sysop. Ex-Troll Cheerleader^{I'm a teenage girl; get ALLstate to protect yourself from Mayhem like me} 23:34, 3 August 2010 (UTC)

You're irritating and I don't like you. I don't think that makes you a bad person. Whether you deserve to be a sysop remains to be seen. ÑR_{/Señor Admin}^{/¡hablen ustedes!} 23:37, 3 August 2010 (UTC)

No really I am a bad person. Really. Ex-Troll Cheerleader^{I'm a teenage girl; get ALLstate to protect yourself from Mayhem like me} 23:39, 3 August 2010 (UTC)

Haha! SJ ^Debaser 23:43, 3 August 2010 (UTC)

Thanks

I know you do your best here. The idiocy at times can be overwhelming. Just keep the faith. Cunts like the emperor will find a girlfriend some day and won't need to release such pent up sexual deviancy in such a way any longer. Oh yeah, you are also The Goddess, Liberty. 86.40.99.53 (talk) 15:16, 5 August 2010 (UTC)

erm

That was out of left field. What's the problem? (You have my email.) - David Gerard (talk) 17:47, 14 August 2010 (UTC)

Especially since Gerard was only commenting on an idea I had from last fall that people seem to want to revive (which makes Gabe happy). Lord of the Goons ^{The official spikey-haired skeptical punk} 17:55, 14 August 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, that was inappropriate. The sarcasm doesn't serve my intention here well. What I should have said is that even Gerard's jokey "make it so" left a bad taste in my mouth coming a few edits after him continuing to unilaterally implement a nonexistent policy of IP blocking and vandal binning MC on sight over and over and over and over. I would have added that I don't think Gerard has responded very well to concerns about his cowboy behavior from the community. Sorry for the obvious lack of precision there. 18:24, 14 August 2010 (UTC)

Considering the troll was working really hard on actually needling someone, and was succeeding, this would be one of those cases where the decision is between protecting the blatant griefer over the good faith contributor or not - I wasn't doing it for me. Everything is reversible, so what held you back from unblocking? - David Gerard (talk) 18:45, 14 August 2010 (UTC)

See also discussion on my talk page, which you are entirely welcome to add to - David Gerard (talk) 18:48, 14 August 2010 (UTC)

I didn't unblock because I'm not interested in becoming part of the out-of-control cycle of people implementing and reversing unilateral policy decisions. I'm sure I've make the mistake of doing it before, but it's not my aim. The only compelling responses I've heard in the year this nonsense has been going on are that MC's behavior is only a problem to the extent people give him the negative attention he's admitted he's frequently looking for, which in turn provokes him further. It's a pissing match RW has been losing handily for a year now. So rather than jump right in with messing around with blocking and binning I've been considering whether some of what MC says is not only true but helpful for us to know about the community. His tone is certainly unpleasant and his personal attacks are obviously inappropriate, but he's not always trolling. His persistence reflects, at least to me, that we're not going to beat him at the sock game, so the alternative is to treat him like a lunch cart and pick and choose what's worth paying the least bit of attention to. 18:59, 14 August 2010 (UTC)

Which doesn't actually address anything else I said, but anyway. Your lawyerly brain and likely reading comprehension would be most welcomed to shred the no doubt facepalmingly inchoate wrongness in the discussion on my talk page, which can probably only be vanquished with actual reason - David Gerard (talk)

The discussion on your page is fine and I've responded here to what I think is relevant, which in any event mirrors thoughts already given on your talkpage by others. I lack the sensitivity to formulate an appropriate response to the rest of your message. 19:55, 14 August 2010 (UTC)

Going Skype your ass

In about 10 - 15 minutes. Ace^X-102 00:13, 21 August 2010 (UTC)

Crundysoft

You forgot the pubic dandruff.

Win. SJ ^Debaser 19:39, 20 August 2010 (UTC)

Thanks :) That took a lot of planning and a flawless execution but I think it came together nicely. 21:20, 20 August 2010 (UTC)

Bastard. I came across the logo while browsing in between conversations at the pub and then had to explain my insane laughter. CR. 62.40.36.14 (talk) 20:44, 24 August 2010 (UTC)

To do

MLM marketing portal.

Also, "clipper" seems to be the big ones. ħuman 00:54, 3 September 2010 (UTC)

Hmmm, no, they were "fast". Perhaps "schooner" is what we want. A schooner of ale, aye? ħuman 01:25, 3 September 2010 (UTC)

Yer honour...

Ah be lurkin' in yonder soopah seekrit, sound-prufed chamber if y'all wants to have a chin-wag. --PsyGremlinPrata! 02:20, 7 September 2010 (UTC)

What's that? 16:54, 7 September 2010 (UTC)

Probably a skypevitation? ħuman 02:33, 8 September 2010 (UTC)

He don't Skype. I was just being mysterious. Sheesh. 02:53, 8 September 2010 (UTC)

I have sent you a very important snail mail. Yes, I can finally afford stamps again.

I have sent you a very important snail mail. Yes, I can finally afford stamps again. ħuman 02:24, 10 September 2010 (UTC)

I'll check them mail when I get back from Vegas. Hope it's money. 02:57, 10 September 2010 (UTC)

Gee, you're a handsome boy...

..Ever thought of modeling? Ace^X-102 22:39, 18 September 2010 (UTC)

Na, I'm going to medical school when I grow up. 23:41, 18 September 2010 (UTC)

Hows about some shrooms? Ace^X-102 23:45, 18 September 2010 (UTC)

Change of pace?

I don't think even Queensrÿche beats that. Hat tip to you sir. 00:16, 19 September 2010 (UTC)

Sitting in my lounge/kitchen listening to Rime of the Ancient Mariner at full volume right now in fact. Ace^X-102 00:38, 19 September 2010 (UTC)

Oh and what's next......Louder, clarity! We MUST have bass! Higher I say! God fucking damnit! Ace^X-102 00:41, 19 September 2010 (UTC)

BIEBERFEVER

Lol, you are such a teenage girl! ħuman 03:57, 20 September 2010 (UTC)

Give him the benefit of the doubt. Maybe he's into the 800% slowed down version. --PsyGremlinKhuluma! 04:04, 20 September 2010 (UTC)

Bieberfever? I have Mickey Rourke Rickets. Ace^X-102 04:04, 20 September 2010 (UTC)

The 800 version of U Smile is great, but honestly there are a couple tunes on the newest record that make my teeth hurt. 04:40, 20 September 2010 (UTC)

Hey, Psy, guess what

How much longer are going to keep me in suspenders? [3] --PsyGremlinHable! 22:31, 23 September 2010 (UTC)

Oh yeah, I forgot what I was going to say. Lemme try and remember. 23:23, 23 September 2010 (UTC)

Were you going to offer to insert your oily penis and shriveled raisins into his ear? Ace^Drumcode 23:29, 23 September 2010 (UTC)

Yes that, or something like that. 23:46, 23 September 2010 (UTC)

NJSC

I see the most recent news story is dated 25 May. Surely the esteemed judges can't be taking 4 months to reach a conclusion on this case? --PsyGremlinKhuluma! 17:02, 30 September 2010 (UTC)

I think it's as weird as you do, but they appear to have a backlog and that this particular decision isn't necessarily being held up for any other reason than they haven't gotten to it yet. 18:05, 30 September 2010 (UTC)

If (we)

Yeah, I'm feeling pretty chill too. Just ate some fish tacos at Mariscos German and we're hanging out listening to down tempo and some Sigur Ros. 05:32, 2 October 2010 (UTC)

Trying to skype you but the fucking miserable shit aint working. Gamma^Player 05:50, 2 October 2010 (UTC)

Gamma Player

Gamma^Player 05:53, 2 October 2010 (UTC)

07:04, 2 October 2010 (UTC)

07:12, 2 October 2010 (UTC)

Skype

Online now if you're about. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 19:16, 3 October 2010 (UTC)

Ahhhh man I can't believe PJR is still going about cosmology. Did we skype on Friday? What was the situation? How was I? i⁹ 20:02, 3 October 2010 (UTC)

Lol

I see our mutual "friend" over at bona encyclopaedia, is getting all upset about somebody using "threats and smears." Time to put the irony meter in a safe place. --PsyGremlinRunāt! 17:05, 5 October 2010 (UTC)

Who's making the threats and smears? Calling a liar a liar isn't a smear, is it? If so everyone should just stop right now because it's hurting TurdKutter's feelings. On a related or unrelated note (who the fuck knows), I've been getting nasty emails from an anonymous asshole making all kinds of outlandish threats. They're not coherent enough to link to CP anymore than the bartender I stiffed on his tip for making a shitty Manhattan and they don't really read like TK's distinctive butchering of the English language, but threats, smears, bullying, lies, and hamfisted attempts at manipulation were par for the course with Terry when I did talk to him so who knows now that I don't? 17:47, 5 October 2010 (UTC)

Have you tried tracing the emails? Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 08:53, 7 October 2010 (UTC)

"They're from a Gmail account so the headers are stripped. Guess who talks about Gmail stripping headers as a "tool of deceit"? 14:39, 7 October 2010 (UTC)

Are I bein' thick? Theres a "Show details link: isn't that what you want? :

smtp-verifiedoptin-01.aweber.com

signed-by aweber.com

14:41, 7 October 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, slightly. Headers on emails sent by web-based Gmail (maybe POP and IMAP, I don't know) get the originating IP address stripped out, which make Gmail a good choice for people who value their privacy. That information is obviously useful for geolocating people and other stuff. 14:49, 7 October 2010 (UTC)

condolences

06:03, 7 October 2010 (UTC)

You haz pmail. ħuman 06:07, 7 October 2010 (UTC)

Sorry buddy. Email. SJ ^Debaser 09:52, 7 October 2010 (UTC)

huh, I am probably out of step with most peoples feelings. i⁹ 09:57, 7 October 2010 (UTC)

love Nutty though... i⁹ 10:00, 7 October 2010 (UTC)

I send my condolences for your kitty as well. The Goonie 1 ^{What's this button do? Uh oh....} 13:43, 7 October 2010 (UTC)

Thanks guys. He was my real good buddy for many years. I'll miss him. 14:39, 7 October 2010 (UTC)

I knew your cat was ill but didn't know he'd died. Condolences mate. It's horrible when a beloved pet dies. Are you going to get Kitteh Mark II? Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 14:43, 7 October 2010 (UTC)

Condolences. Losing a pet is like losing a loved family member. Still, 16 is a good run for a kitty, and least now he's happily chasing endless mice, in the catnip strewn kitty heaven. --PsyGremlin話しなさい 14:45, 7 October 2010 (UTC)

Kitty heaven? I'm not 7 years old. And besides, he only got athier as time pass. Until he was the athiest. 14:50, 7 October 2010 (UTC)

Sorry, man. My sympathy. Aboriginal Noise ^{with 4 M's and a silent Q} 15:54, 7 October 2010 (UTC)

Sympathies mate :...( Totnesmartin (talk) 21:04, 7 October 2010 (UTC)

I add my condolences too. PS. Oscar Wildecat is a great name. Wẽãšẽĩõĩď^{Methinks it is a Weasel} 21:13, 7 October 2010 (UTC)

Hey everyone - thanks so much for the kind words and thoughts. I really appreciate it. Today's been rough and the nice messages I've been getting from people have made it easier. Oscar was one of my best friends; he was always right there if I needed him and I hope I did him right in his last days. Anyway, ta y'all. 21:17, 7 October 2010 (UTC)

Slow day

Hip hop? i⁹ 01:30, 15 October 2010 (UTC)

Or something a little more technical? i⁹ 01:39, 15 October 2010 (UTC) How about...

Pharoahe Monch and Jean Grae here on 18th November. That'll be some shit to see. i⁹ 01:44, 15 October 2010 (UTC)

Thank you mr Roux.

My wikifu is not that hot, I'm still learning all this stuff and put the original log page in as you noticed. Oldusgitus (talk) 07:13, 16 October 2010 (UTC)

You got it buddy.

Thought of you

http://www.ninjalawfirm.com/
Occasionaluse (talk) 20:47, 21 October 2010 (UTC)

I've been loving the Ninja Law Firm. Thanks for reminding to catch up. 20:56, 21 October 2010 (UTC)

Fear.

i⁹ 11:26, 22 October 2010 (UTC)

skype fucker

Fuck^that 03:17, 23 October 2010 (UTC)

Thank you....

...for vandalizing my userpage. xDJackalTheRascal! (talk) 18:50, 23 October 2010 (UTC)

You're welcome. 18:57, 23 October 2010 (UTC)

Rick James, Bitch

Fuck^that 20:17, 24 October 2010 (UTC)

Thisisyourchance

I am not too sure about this one-it could have been a spammer or vandal or something, or is it just a joke? Quacky | Talk! Scream! Share! 12:22, 25 October 2010 (UTC)

Where's the spam or vandalism? 12:30, 25 October 2010 (UTC)

Well, I'm not so sure about his posts on "African investments"...looked like spam to me. Quacky | Talk! Scream! Share! 12:38, 25 October 2010 (UTC)

If it's really spam then Thisisyourchance is a trailblazer, being as he is the first 419er in the history of the universe to post his pitch on a wiki and then stick around to talk about and defend it. 12:56, 25 October 2010 (UTC)

I cannot help but notice that you are talking about me. Again I find it interesting that you consider a businessman offering African investments to be a spammer - that officially makes you RACIST. Thisisyourchance (talk) 12:41, 25 October 2010 (UTC)

Email

I have sent you an email. SJ ^Debaser 18:03, 25 October 2010 (UTC)

I didn't get it. But it might just be because you live in BFE. 18:06, 25 October 2010 (UTC)

Sorry, I meant to say "I have not sent you an email," thus rendering this thread pointless. My brain is too fried from doing nothing to do any kind of work, and my boredom has grown to the level where I now chew gum for fun. I'm not Egyptian. I think. SJ ^Debaser 18:17, 25 October 2010 (UTC)

Also, how are ya me ole China? SJ ^Debaser 18:18, 25 October 2010 (UTC)

I just dropped everything and left the office so I could stand in the middle of the sidewalk holding my phone in anticipation of your email rolling in. I'm not very happy about this. 18:20, 25 October 2010 (UTC)

Sorry I interrupted your busy checking of teh RationalWiki. At least it's not nighttime over in where you live, otherwise it'd be way colder, like it is here in where I live. I feel like I should send you an email now to make your trip outside worth it, though then I'd feel bad if you went back inside, then outside to wait for an email which I don't know if I'll bother sending, because even if I do it wouldn't be remotely interesting. SJ ^Debaser 18:25, 25 October 2010 (UTC)

Surprised you haven't edited this

Presuppositionalism ħuman 04:27, 26 October 2010 (UTC)

Just got back from LCD Sound System and Hot Chip (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) at the Aragon Ballroom. I'll have a look at it when I dry off. 05:49, 26 October 2010 (UTC)

Page 74

It's the issue with the tits on the cover. Rating: 9 ħuman 03:07, 27 October 2010 (UTC)

Weird Stalker Stuff

I got a screen shot. No need for capturebot. Ace^{word up} 21:46, 6 November 2010 (UTC)

He's got a really bizarre hardon for Huw. Sooooo strange that he thinks he's anonymous. 21:49, 6 November 2010 (UTC)

Yeah its pretty odd. Ace^{word up} 21:50, 6 November 2010 (UTC)

And just a tad creepy. ħuman 22:07, 6 November 2010 (UTC)

I can't imagine what you must of done to gain the attentions of the master of mystery. Ace^{word up} 22:09, 6 November 2010 (UTC)

For ease of reference

User:Tmtoulouse/bylaws tmtoulouse 00:42, 22 May 2010 (UTC)

Creation Museum trip

It's final. The wife and kids will be staying behind when I come back from my Christmas leave, so all of January after the 4th is wide open. Weekends work the best for me. Are you still up for it? The Foxhole Atheist (talk) 18:37, 17 November 2010 (UTC)

Oooh...I'd love to go back! Occasionaluse (talk) 18:44, 17 November 2010 (UTC)

You're invited, too. Actually, anyone and everyone on the wiki is. The Foxhole Atheist (talk) 18:46, 17 November 2010 (UTC)

January is great. Let's connect by email and work it out. 19:11, 17 November 2010 (UTC)

justintbraman@gmail.com The Foxhole Atheist (talk) 01:19, 18 November 2010 (UTC)

'Sup, you phat cunt.

Thanks for the phone call, you fat cunt. NZ doesn't have thanksgiving. Though when you called me I was drinking a beer in the afternoon sun, eating a pizza and facing that gorgeous woman that I am soon to marry so I had plenty to be thankful for. Now I am back at work. For shame...Ace^{word up} 00:42, 26 November 2010 (UTC)

Whatever. Bitch was on my jock. Cunt. 01:16, 26 November 2010 (UTC)

Ace^{word up} 01:43, 26 November 2010 (UTC)

Only brought my iPhone, which doesn't like YouTube or flash. I'll check this later fatty. Like Monday. Fatty. 02:06, 26 November 2010 (UTC)

because I-Phones are shit. Ace^{word up} 02:11, 26 November 2010 (UTC)

No more TinyKnockers

I may have disagreed with that post, but I wholeheartedly support this action. –SuspectedReplicant retire me 19:56, 30 November 2010 (UTC)

I agree. Still makes you a fascist baby-eater tho. Then again, what do I know, I'm just an ignorant bitch. Here, have some good music for once. --Ψ GremlinSprich! 10:19, 1 December 2010 (UTC)

You!

Explain! Pointed moment (talk) 21:25, 1 December 2010 (UTC)

Oh sorry about that. I was quoting Ed Poor, a notorious moron at a website some of us spend a little time making fun of. Don't give me a writing plan. Instead do something for yourself that's satisfying in some way. Since you're new I'd suggest going through all the portals on the front page to get an idea of what we do here. If anything piques your interest, jump on in. Also don't be afraid to correct typos, grammar problems, or whatever else you see. We don't bite. Well, I do, but the rest of them don't. 21:28, 1 December 2010 (UTC)

I have suggested an article that is lacking on this site. Who is this notorious moron and what is the other site? Pointed moment (talk) 21:36, 1 December 2010 (UTC)

Stay away from Nutty. He's mine. Ace^{word up} 21:36, 1 December 2010 (UTC)

I'll fucking stab you if you get anywhere near my vagoo with that look on your face, Pointed moment. I'm warning you. 21:40, 1 December 2010 (UTC)

That notorious moron is Ed Poor of Conservapedia, of course! 21:42, 1 December 2010 (UTC)

Conservapedia. I shall go and look. Pointed moment (talk) 21:47, 1 December 2010 (UTC)

Hm. Pointed moment (talk) 21:54, 1 December 2010 (UTC)

Ha! You're dumber now! 22:37, 1 December 2010 (UTC)

these sacrifices have to be made in the quest. Pointed moment (talk) 22:40, 1 December 2010 (UTC)

You just can't beat the classics.

PS: This is WAR, muthafucker... --Ψ GremlinTal! 08:58, 3 December 2010 (UTC)

No Psy, THIS is a classic...

Ace^{word up} 09:08, 3 December 2010 (UTC)

And yes, I know I missed the point but I am drunk, hot and damned humourless. Ace^{word up} 09:12, 3 December 2010 (UTC)

Detroit. User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 15:40, 8 December 2010 (UTC)

Nomination

I've nominated you to the Board o Trustees. Please go here to accept or decline. Cheers. The Goonie 1 ^{What's this button do? Uh oh....} 05:47, 11 December 2010 (UTC)

What useless, blind leperactic freak nominated this piece of eyelash annoyance? Ace^{word up} 05:56, 11 December 2010 (UTC)

I dunno, but we should find him and kick his ass into tomorrow! The Goonie Punk ^{Can't sleep, clowns will eat me!} 05:58, 11 December 2010 (UTC)

Make your thighs like butter, easy to spread......

.....and we make sandwiches........Ace^{word up} 10:03, 11 December 2010 (UTC)

Good morning sunshine

Ace^{word up} 19:39, 11 December 2010 (UTC)

RE:

This comment was one of the funniest things I've read all week. Especially since Human and I are utterly convinced the Lumenated one is a martian. Lord Goonie ^{Hooray! I'm helping!} 19:41, 12 December 2010 (UTC)

Word

7^thchamber 06:09, 16 December 2010 (UTC)

Talk about renting a time machine for the weekend. Check this out. That's right son. User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 14:43, 16 December 2010 (UTC)

Joining in

What is with you guys and YouTube videos?

Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 15:15, 16 December 2010 (UTC)

We both really like old school hip hop and electro. He really likes that DJ rubbish. I really like you. User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 15:52, 16 December 2010 (UTC)

ooh, did somebody say electro? PS I likes ya too. Bof o' ya. And Ace. Group hug!

I would like to be part of this hug. I promise I'll shower beforehand. SJ ^Debaser 21:18, 16 December 2010 (UTC)

I am a scientist. 7^thchamber 21:35, 16 December 2010 (UTC)

I am a straight man. SJ ^Debaser 21:38, 16 December 2010 (UTC)

You weren't saying that last night in the toilets. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 21:59, 16 December 2010 (UTC)

Am I the kinda bloke that'd do it in the shitter? I got style. Unless it was a first-class shitter. That's classy. SJ ^Debaser 22:09, 16 December 2010 (UTC)

Nasty Electro

Nasty rock stars

GET THE FUCK ON THE PHONE. 18:39, 17 December 2010 (UTC)

Nutty, I've noticed that you and your wife Ace do not always leave named timestamps when messaging one another on your talkpages. This is fine as you two no doubt know who has sent the message, but causes confusion for the rest of us when we're trying to keep up on your love affair. Please see that from now and you both timestamp properly, or else I will cry like a little girl. Thanks, SJ ^Debaser 18:48, 17 December 2010 (UTC)

Ok Josh. I'm on, Ace. User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 19:03, 17 December 2010 (UTC)

Why dont you fuck youself?

Ace Mc^fuckingAwesome 20:54, 17 December 2010 (UTC)

dirty son of a bitch

Occasionaluse (talk) 04:36, 20 December 2010 (UTC

Hmmm, Romeo Void cover. In the style of the Flying Lizards. Interesting. Blancmange (talk) 05:37, 20 December 2010 (UTC)

Not so much a cover as a borrowed line, pudding person.

The original, which bears little resemblance to that metallic dance tune linked above. Keep it warm in your coat, M. Roux. September Storm (talk) 05:59, 20 December 2010 (UTC)

Hot damn!

Music that'll put hairs on your chest. --Ψ GremlinParla! 11:26, 5 January 2011 (UTC)

If you sold your soul to the Devil, down at the crossroads, but had to sign the contract with an "X"... you might be a hellbilly...

Delight

Ace Mc^fuckingAwesome 21:27, 9 January 2011 (UTC)

User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 22:21, 9 January 2011 (UTC)

Don't worry sweets...

Ace McAwesome 03:02, 15 January 2011 (UTC)

But... but...

Ey wuvs you too!

--Ψ GremlinPrata! 05:51, 15 January 2011 (UTC)

Fuckn Funny

You. --Leotardo (talk) 04:41, 27 January 2011 (UTC)

Fucking Mos Def

Hot fucking damn, I was all geared up to get down and party when this happens. Fuck. Ace McAwesome 01:29, 18 January 2011 (UTC)

....

Ace McAwesome 19:36, 28 January 2011 (UTC)

That's terrible and I hate you. In fact I'm going to stab you when you're not looking. Did I mention I hate you? User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 20:12, 28 January 2011 (UTC)

According to Nutty I hate everyone. SJ ^Debaser 20:37, 28 January 2011 (UTC)

hey, fuckface. Go fuck yourself fucker. You godamn fucking scumsack, fucking asshole. Did I mention you were a fucking asshat? No, I didnt - you fucking asshat. Ace McAwesome 20:37, 28 January 2011 (UTC)

Cuddles. User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 20:49, 28 January 2011 (UTC)

Accidental revert

Don't know WTH happened over at Talk:Citizendium but it wasn't an intentional revert. (Sometimes when I have 18 bazillion windows open at once I click the wrong thing.) And on this edit right here, there's no box shown for entering an edit summary. Strange. Doctor Dark (talk) 05:23, 31 January 2011 (UTC)

If you use the Add topic button, the summary is automatically the name of your new section and the words "new section". Thunderkatz^Ho! 05:26, 31 January 2011 (UTC)

It's difficult to imagine that was anything but an accident but I like to assume bad faith and/or incompetence first. Peace. User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 05:31, 31 January 2011 (UTC)

Cosplay Star Wars Last Supper

It really doesn't get more awesome. --Ψ GremlinHable! 13:44, 2 February 2011 (UTC)

Sig

Hey, quit fucking with my signature! I only just noticed that. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 18:19, 7 February 2011 (UTC)

I thought you'd like it. I liked it. I like it. User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 18:32, 7 February 2011 (UTC)

In most wikis there's a rule that you don't mess with another user's userpage. Proxima Centauri (talk) 18:35, 7 February 2011 (UTC)

I ain't never edited no wikipedias before. Do you have another other advice on how to avoid breaking the rules? Where are the rules posted? I'm so lost and confused without your sage advice. Pls hlep eme. User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 18:42, 7 February 2011 (UTC)

Skype

Tonight at about 5/6pm GMT (11/12 central I think)? Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 16:11, 9 February 2011 (UTC)

I'll get the lube. User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 16:16, 9 February 2011 (UTC)

Wine

So wait, did you actually use my recipe to make some supermarket grape juice wine, or was that a PJR windup? Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 23:56, 10 February 2011 (UTC)

No, it was true. It's what I've been drinking all winter. User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 00:30, 11 February 2011 (UTC)

Regarding Emails

I've already told you, I will not assist you in your plan to destroy Rationalwiki. I've reformed, Nutty Roux. Its time that your conspiracy was revealed to the proletariat. They may think they rule this so named mobocracy. You and I know the reality. You and I know the intricate forces which control this domain. Cease and desist your actions. MarcusCicero (talk) 23:43, 16 February 2011 (UTC)

Ooooh you're good. User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 23:53, 16 February 2011 (UTC)

Would you like to make your legs depress towards the floor and then piston quickly upwards?

Ace McAwesome 09:17, 18 February 2011 (UTC)

Thanks for the block

So far, this site is living DOWN to its reputation. Nothing like a bit of dissent to rankle the power-elites. Say "hi" to Qaddafi for me. TeaPartyPlanner (talk) 21:20, 22 February 2011 (UTC)

You are nice and charming and pleasant and handsome and everyone likes you a lot. User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 21:33, 22 February 2011 (UTC)

Well the truth of it is that having to shovel eight inches of "man-made global warming" has left me cranky. Maybe I'll settle down and play nice later. Thank you for not returning my...nastiness with moar! nastiness, it is refreshing. TeaPartyPlanner (talk) 21:37, 22 February 2011 (UTC)

I have a headache but I swear I'm still attracted to you. Lets make love some other time. It's not you. It's me. User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 21:44, 22 February 2011 (UTC)

My iPod is being disrupted by oranges on this the 12th of August. EddyP ^{Great King! Disaster!} 22:07, 22 February 2011 (UTC)

I am a well wisher in that I don't wish you any specific harm. Ace ^{of Spades} 22:11, 22 February 2011 (UTC)

Hey, how ya doing......sorry ya can't get through.....

Off to De La Soul tomorrow night. Word. Then MF Doom in March. Word is born. Ace ^{of Spades} 09:12, 23 February 2011 (UTC)

WTF???

Why'd you go and name me Sue? AnarchoGoon ^{Swatting Assflys is how I earn my living} 02:19, 28 February 2011 (UTC)

Hard nipples

Listen to the first lyric. It's about me. SJ ^Debaser 11:41, 6 March 2011 (UTC)

"Fish food"

Oh shit, just had a thought. Did you just put "Fish food" down on the customs declaration and include the chilli tins? Just worried that they'll think it's a little heavy for fish food. P.S. Did you email me the bill? I just deleted a string of unread "You have new messages" and "Forum reply to x topic" emails without checking properly if your email was in there first o_O Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me}

I'll email the customs form in a bit. I think it's still on the front seat of my car. I put down 2x canned food 1x fish food. Total value $8.00. User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 14:41, 9 March 2011 (UTC)

Ah, that's fine then. I just worried in case they saw only "fish food" and assumed it was flake food and then thought wtf? Cheers geezah Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 15:26, 9 March 2011 (UTC)

Email

Reply(s) sent. Тy^Talk. 17:09, 9 March 2011 (UTC)

Sorry

Mrs McWicked just told me off for not saying goodbye. Sorry about that. Ace ^{of Spades} 00:09, 13 March 2011 (UTC)

She's a lot nicer than you are. User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 00:14, 13 March 2011 (UTC)

changed group membership for User:ColbertFan from Sysops to (none)

Jesus Christ on a fucking pogo stick. We're gonna have to start carding people before we let them in. Sartre was only half right. Hell isn't other people, hell is other people's children. P-Foster (talk) 01:56, 14 March 2011 (UTC)

I wholeheartedly concur. User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 02:00, 14 March 2011 (UTC)

Do you know what you are, sir?

That's very long, vicar!

You are the fucking man, that's what! Email me yr paypal address and how much everything was with the two sets of postage etc. Cheers buddy. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 13:42, 15 March 2011 (UTC)

Moral of the story: if you're trying to get high grade horse through customs put it in a pill bottle and call it "fish food" ???! User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 14:14, 15 March 2011 (UTC)

Hehe. Anyway, cash! How much? Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 14:14, 15 March 2011 (UTC)

I'll send you the invoices one of these days. That was definitely the most expensive $12 thinger ever. User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 14:19, 15 March 2011 (UTC)

Oh and my enchilada, sauce, and beans recipes. User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 14:21, 15 March 2011 (UTC)

(EC) Well let me know before you forget. P.S. I have something I can send to you as a prezzy to say thanks: how do you fancy a disposable electronic cigarette? Oh and yes, send some nice recipes for the chillis. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 14:22, 15 March 2011 (UTC)

Unless it comes with hash oil vapor I'll stick with my own fags. Send me some nude pics tho? User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 15:07, 15 March 2011 (UTC)

Nude pics of me are something that should never be unleashed on the world. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 15:20, 15 March 2011 (UTC)

I guess I'd settle for more nude pics of your wife. Thanks. User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 16:07, 15 March 2011 (UTC)

'Tis only I that may see the immense beauty of tehmizzus starkers. I'll draw you a picture. Might be only a stick figure but that's coz I'm crap at art. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 16:12, 15 March 2011 (UTC)

Actually it's probably best that you don't try the eCigarette:

Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 20:03, 15 March 2011 (UTC)

Finger joints

How the fuck does one cut finger joints with only hand tools? User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 02:33, 17 March 2011 (UTC)

Oh duh I'll make a jig and use my router. Hi I'm talking to myself. User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 02:38, 17 March 2011 (UTC)

Fucking Cynthia. Ace ^{of Spades} 02:39, 17 March 2011 (UTC)

I'm making a picture frame for a pack of cigs. Cynthia. User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 02:51, 17 March 2011 (UTC)

Making a picture frame for a pack of cigarettes? What a fucking Cynthia. Ace ^{of Spades} 02:51, 17 March 2011 (UTC)

Yep. User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 02:58, 17 March 2011 (UTC)

That's fucking gay. Ace ^{of Spades} 03:00, 17 March 2011 (UTC)

Totally. Almost as gay as sharpening my plane blades so I could thickness plane and join my stock by hand. User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 03:10, 17 March 2011 (UTC)

pretty dope

...especially for being 16

Occasionaluse (talk) 18:06, 16 March 2011 (UTC)

Is this the same kid? He's great.

User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 18:44, 16 March 2011 (UTC)

That's "Tyler, The Creator". The former is Earl Sweatshirt, who currently can't rap because him mom won't let him. Parents just don't understand. They're in the same collective: Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All. Occasionaluse (talk) 19:35, 16 March 2011 (UTC)

Just downloaded the Tyler the Creator record. S'good really inventive and fresh. I'm enjoying it. Sort of nerdy like MC Paul Barman, with some slick NY intellectualism, and a bit of the Wu edge and penchant for geeky synths. Good stuff. I'll get some more Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All soon. User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 15:09, 18 March 2011 (UTC)

Your page needs more Ace

Let me help with that....with that. Help. With. Pills. Booze. Fuck 'em. Ace ^{of Spades} 07:44, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

Why didn't I think of this earlier??

I've found an endless supply of awesome music for you... you'll thank me for this, really you will. One day. --PsyGremlinTala! 14:04, 21 March 2011 (UTC)

Nutty's not here right now. He's taken a screwdriver to his eardrums. Leave a message after the beep. Make it in sign language. User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 14:23, 21 March 2011 (UTC)

I find fondue forks far more efficient. --PsyGremlinHable! 14:39, 21 March 2011 (UTC)

Oi, you

I don't remember giving you permission to quote our conversation. Ace ^{of Spades} 21:47, 22 March 2011 (UTC)

You're not Viator. You're some other asshole. User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 21:48, 22 March 2011 (UTC)

cunt. Ace ^{of Spades} 21:51, 22 March 2011 (UTC)

Redneck. User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 20:38, 23 March 2011 (UTC)

Oh

is today your birthday? Тy^Talk. 20:10, 24 March 2011 (UTC)

Who told you? User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 20:14, 24 March 2011 (UTC)

Happy Birthday. Тy^Talk. 20:39, 24 March 2011 (UTC)

Ah, missed this. In any event hêppie hêppie, mênnie mênnie more!! Here's a little ditty to celebrate. You might need those power tools again. --PsyGremlin말하십시오 10:15, 28 March 2011 (UTC)

Word.

Ace ^{of Spades} 00:59, 4 April 2011 (UTC)

Thanks. I really love this track. I got a ton of really old Mos Def. I should put it up for you somewhere. User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 01:18, 4 April 2011 (UTC)

Saturday night

Ace ^{of Spades} 01:38, 6 April 2011 (UTC)

Sorry

I'm sorry Nutty, I am DMorris and Goonie, and I won't use this account anymore or pretend to be a cheerleader. You need to get my accounts at Wikipedia and Conservapedia blocked immediately though because I won't be able to resist using them. Please don't block my other accounts here though, I am truly sorry. I don't deserve to be a Conservapedian or Wikipedian anymore. I just thought it was funny pretending to be a nazi and pretending to be a cheerleader. Ex-Troll Cheerleader^{I'm a teenage girl; get ALLstate to protect yourself from Mayhem like me} 01:51, 8 April 2011 (UTC)

You troll artlessly.

User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 01:53, 8 April 2011 (UTC)

You're right, I do and I can't believe you were the first to figure it out. You need to report me to Wikipedia and Conservapedia at once, I want to be banned. Ex-Troll Cheerleader^{I'm a teenage girl; get ALLstate to protect yourself from Mayhem like me} 02:00, 8 April 2011 (UTC)

I'll get right on it. User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 02:04, 8 April 2011 (UTC)

@ETC Bullshit. If you are Goonie, then what is the word I use to abbreviate my sister's first name when we talk on Skype? Тy^Talk. 02:26, 8 April 2011 (UTC)

Hatch chile

Maybe you haven't heard, New Mexico's Republican governor signed an excessive regulatory and protectionist measure for Hatch chile growers into law. [4] nobs^{don't bother me} 03:03, 10 April 2011 (UTC)

Hey

I don't think we've spoken before...I'm only on here sporadically. --Wet Walnuts (talk) 05:57, 13 April 2011 (UTC)

Email

replied and all that. Тy^Talk. 02:50, 14 April 2011 (UTC)

Added. Тy^Talk. 02:57, 14 April 2011 (UTC)

Your services

Are required at the saloon bar, some annoying git has shown up making threats about things you know more about than I. Тy^Talk. 02:11, 15 April 2011 (UTC)

Never mind, it appears to be taken care of. Тy^Talk. 02:16, 15 April 2011 (UTC)

I'm not RationalWiki's lawyer. Nutty Roux (talk) 02:23, 15 April 2011 (UTC)

Ah, sorry. Trent seems to have appeared, have a good evening. Тy^Talk. 02:25, 15 April 2011 (UTC)

He's always watching. Always. Watching. Nutty Roux (talk) 02:29, 15 April 2011 (UTC)

Complete with typos! Тy^Talk. 02:30, 15 April 2011 (UTC)

A question?

Since you're our resident legal beagle, Nutty, without committing yourself in any official capacity and with no reference to the specifics of any incident, to what extent can an American use her freedom of speech to call for a fundamental/revolutionary change in the system and NOT have to worry about breaking the law? ^{— Unsigned, by: P-Foster / talk / contribs}

I'm out drinking. Will get on this soon. The short answer is using existing lawful political means. Urging violent unlawful unseating of the president is bad news bears. The military lacks the constitutional authority to do what Patti suggests. I'll find something scholarly and get back to you. Nutty Roux (talk) 02:51, 16 April 2011 (UTC)

Awesome. Have a shot for me! P-Foster (talk) 02:53, 16 April 2011 (UTC)

While you are waiting, I suppose I will state what little I know of the matter. The modern standard in this area is "imminent lawless action," which makes protected speech out of most sedition, with the exception of the sort that is likely to cause unlawful violence (e.g., inciting a riot). ListenerX^TalkerX 03:23, 16 April 2011 (UTC)

This should blow your hair back...

...well, the little you have left, anyway. --PsyGremlinSprich! 13:21, 16 April 2011 (UTC)

It's so angry. Did you get sand in your vagina again? Nutty Roux (talk) 13:43, 16 April 2011 (UTC)

I always get sand in my vag - save a fortune on rough riders that way. PsyGremlin講話 14:47, 16 April 2011 (UTC)

DOWN WITH THE PRUDISH iPAD! --Eira ^{OMTG! _{The Goat be Praised.}} 19:23, 11 January 2011 (UTC)

Last night I found the iPad on its knees with its panties around its ankles in the entryway clutching a fistful of wadded up dollar bills in one hand and some strange PC's balls in the other while it sucked its cock. Nghhh chffff chffff ngggh. I think the whoring -> shoring bit was about shame. User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 19:41, 11 January 2011 (UTC)

Culture!

It's so much more than sour milk.

You riek pritty radys lite?

eFag again

OK, is your address the same as before (when I sent you the chutney)? If not then email it to me (actually fuck it, send it again anyway, coz I'm pretty useless). Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 21:55, 18 April 2011 (UTC)

On its way. Make sure there's spit or better in the mouthpiece. Nutty Roux (talk) 22:34, 18 April 2011 (UTC)

You sent me the chutney. I forwarded one to Nutty. It was yummy, by the way, thank you. ħuman 03:29, 19 April 2011 (UTC)

Forgot about that. I might have to make some more if I decide to grow tomatoes again this year. New garden doesn't get much sun though. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 10:09, 21 April 2011 (UTC)

Please send seeds to Colonies? We also need iron and coal. ħuman 10:15, 21 April 2011 (UTC)

Heh heh heh... British imperialism... SJ ^Debaser 10:16, 21 April 2011 (UTC)

And if we send you raw cotton, will you please send us back woven cloth? Also there is the small issue of rum. ħuman 11:00, 21 April 2011 (UTC)

Just stop it

I've had enough of your extreme emails advocating a mass troll assault on Rationalwiki. I've already told you that my collective troll hive is busy elsewhere and RW is just something I do in my spare time. Stop conspiring to destroy this site and stop sending me pictures of your penis. MarcusCicero (talk) 17:41, 24 April 2011 (UTC)

That's Occasionaluse's penis, but Ok. Nutty Roux (talk) 19:11, 24 April 2011 (UTC)

I'm sorry

I've been real busy, sweetheart. How're things? SJ ^Debaser 21:13, 27 April 2011 (UTC)

On my way to the liquor store. Will talk to you later. Cunt. Nutty Roux (talk) 21:37, 27 April 2011 (UTC)

You know your crime

HALT! You have been reported to the Florida Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services. Cease your unlawful actions at once!

The Goonie 1 ^{What's this button do? Uh oh....} 01:47, 29 April 2011 (UTC)

Facebook and Vietnam

I note you sent me a facebook message but I am behind Uncle Ho's firewall. Trying to find some proxies though. Ace ^{of Spades} 08:40, 30 April 2011 (UTC)

Retired?!

No, not another one! What did we do? Тy^Talk. 22:30, 2 May 2011 (UTC)

Now I know

where you learned to dance.

--PsyGremlinRunāt! 17:01, 3 May 2011 (UTC)

Do me a favour please

Hi Nutty. AD has vandal binned me and taken away my sysop powers. I'm not rising to his blatant attempt to provoke me and create a HCM, just so he can have the opportunity to say 'but look! He hasn't changed at all blah blah blah'. Please return me to my former glory. The last couple of days was just a bit of craic, I'm ready to resume the creation of quality articles such as Tony Judt. MarcusCicero (talk) 22:32, 4 May 2011 (UTC)

I got tired of all the cranks and obsessives here and gave up my crat and sysop bits. Maybe when things get back to normal I'll come back. Until then I can't help you buddy. Wish I could or I would. You're not a vandal vandal so I would disapprove of you being binned if I cared enough to take a position on anything here lately. But I don't. Nutty Roux (talk) 22:45, 4 May 2011 (UTC)

Don't let the cranks get to you. Just ignore them. Is there anyone else I could get in touch with about this? I don't want to react to his provocation and give him exactly what he wants. I'm trying to assume the high ground here. MarcusCicero (talk) 23:08, 4 May 2011 (UTC)

Yeah I'll see about making it happen for you. Nutty Roux (talk) 23:54, 4 May 2011 (UTC)

Congrats

You seem to have finally succeeded in bullying someone into retirement. I hope your immense penis feels good about it. ADK^{...I'll stink your sceptre!} 13:29, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

If I had a dollar for everyone I 'bullied someone into retirement', but had to give it back when they returned...I don't think I'd have any dollars. Occasionaluse (talk) 13:31, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

Finally managed? I was unaware I had a career of attempting to bully someone into retirement but thanks. Nutty Roux (talk) 13:34, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

You're a dick.---brxbrx 13:42, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

Fuck you. Nutty Roux (talk) 13:43, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

I believe this belongs to you.

Pelt symbolically collected from Ty

Occasionaluse (talk) 15:05, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

"Nutty Poo" indeed. --UHM^{"rambling incoherently" for 20+ years!} 15:54, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

Why?

That was a rather mean thing to do. Why did you do it?--ZooGuard (talk) 13:59, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

There is essentially a schism between the noobs and the old guard. The old guard want to protect RWs old integrity and intellectual importance, while the noobs want to turn this place into a meme infested slimepit over-run by nerds and geeks. I applaud and commend Nutty Roux for taking a brave and decisive step against the degeneration of this site. If only others could be as brave as he. MarcusCicero (talk) 15:04, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

wait... for once I agree with MC. The end times must be upon us. --PsyGremlinSpeak! 15:09, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

"RWs old integrity and intellectual importance"? When exactly was that?--ZooGuard (talk) 15:20, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

It was a mythical time where everyone wore a toga and spoke Latin. MarcusCicero (talk) 15:24, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

The former being more pleasant than the latter, of course. --Kels (talk) 15:26, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

Rrrright. Because RW has never had memes, has it? –SuspectedReplicant retire me 15:29, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

SR, I'd prefer if you'd please not post here. I don't like the way you treated my friends Trent and Huw and the less I see of your name the better. If you wish to make the same request of me I'd be happy to honor it. Thanks in advance. Nutty Roux (talk) 15:50, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

Tough shit. Trent and Huw are both big boys and I'm sure they don't need a little man like you to fight their battles. I've no idea how I'm supposed to have slighted them anyway. –SuspectedReplicant retire me 16:01, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

Is your point that Ty isn't a big boy who can fight his own battles? Occasionaluse (talk) 16:02, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

Nope, Ty can fight his own battles too. I just hate seeing someone acting like a fucking 5 year old in the way Nutty has been acting recently. –SuspectedReplicant retire me 16:05, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

What the fuck is going on? Генгис^unbelieving 16:07, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

This and this and this (he also gave up all his user rights) --ZooGuard (talk) 16:21, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

Nutty made fun of Ty on his userpage. Ty 'retired' (I'm giving that 13 hours at most). Some noobs came along to flame Nutty. Most of these noobs have aspergers. Some of these noobs are classic concern trolls (Suspected Replicant) The universe imploded. MarcusCicero (talk) 16:11, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

Well, I tried. All I can do is ask, SR. Nutty Roux (talk) 16:11, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

Good on yer, Nutty! --Scream!! (talk) 16:54, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

Halt!

HALT! You have been reported to the Florida Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services. Cease your unlawful actions at once!

Until we get a don't be a dick template, this shall have to serve. EddyP ^{Great King! Disaster!} 16:28, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

Crat intervention please

Will a crat please remove the above section, which is an unnecessary attack on me considering I've done nothing but respond to other people posting here, and lock the page to crat level. Thanks. Nutty Roux (talk) 17:14, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

I assume all 'crats realise that would be a gross violation of the Community Standards and so will ignore it. I also hope somebody gives Nutty an official warning for edit warring. Thanks. TerrenceKoeckring (talk) 17:16, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

I've been trying to remove trolling and defend myself from you, an attack sockpuppet. I believe that's reasonable under the circumstances. It's also reasonable to temporarily lock pages to prevent edit warring. Why you felt the need to inject yourself into this situation is beyond me. Do you have a dog in this fight or are you just piling on to perpetuate an HCM? Nutty Roux (talk) 17:19, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

Who started the HCM, Nutty? You did, with your childish vandalism of Ty's page. If you had acted your age instead of your shoe size, none of this would have happened. I hope you have learned a valuable lesson about reaping what you sow. TerrenceKoeckring (talk) 17:21, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

Look again. I'm not responsible for these people ditching all common sense and piling on the drama. Nor am I responsible for your conduct. Personal insults from a completely anonymous sockpuppet don't do much for me. Nutty Roux (talk) 17:23, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

I suggest that you two, and myself, leave this section alone so a crat can come and have their say. EddyP ^{Great King! Disaster!} 17:24, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

I agree with Eddy - trying to teach people lessons and other nonsense is a good sign you guys should walk away a little bit. --Leotardo (talk) 17:26, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

Here's your crat intervention: grow the fuck up and get a thicker skin. If you want to attack others, then don't whine if people call you on it. ADK^{...I'll run your mongoose!} 17:27, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

As we all know, crats don't function as arbitrators here. Take it to CS or take it to personal email.--Bob^{Spring is sprung!} 17:29, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

Tit for tat because Ty is your little buddy, Armondikov? If the template has to do with Ty, why was it put up almost four hours after I took a shot at him and a little less than 3 hours since you posted here when all I've been doing since then is responding to hostility? Who have I attacked on this page that warrants the template then? And just to be clear Bob's suggesting I email a hostile sockpuppet about resolving a wheel war over something that's none of his business. Excellent. Nutty Roux (talk)

You asked for a crat and you got two. Stop whining just because you don't like the results. TerrenceKoeckring (talk) 17:44, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

That's not what whining looks like, but thanks for your sage input. Nutty Roux (talk) 17:49, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

OFFS

The reason I am leaving has nothing to do with Nutty's actions here, but due to several factors. Please leave him alone, it is not his fault! And that is all I am going to say. Тy^Talk. 17:24, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

Offs. Cat Panic (talk) 19:46, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

LANCB

I thought you were LANCB? Why are you still here? Hurry along now, don't slam the door on your way out! Maybe with Ty you were just joking, and he doesn't care, and others aren't getting the joke. But, if they don't get the joke, it is because you are horrible person, and so long as you continue to be the way you are this place will be better off without you. Come back changed or don't come back at all. --(((Zack Martin)))^™ 19:33, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

Aw, you're being mean to Nutty. That's not nice! sterile^talk 19:38, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

Don't forget, Sterile, that Maratrean's a real nut, he's probably jealous of Mr Roux's name. --Scream!! (talk) 19:41, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

I am only mean to Nutty because he is mean to me. His favourite saying is "Fuck off". He should do what he says. --(((Zack Martin)))^™ 19:43, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

Fuck off! --Scream!! (talk) 19:45, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

Why don't you? --(((Zack Martin)))^™ 20:06, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

You're such an odious motherfucker. You and all the other schizophrenic Aspergers sufferers like you are a cancer on the internet. Nutty Roux (talk) 21:22, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

My thought: When somebody can be so angry about guys on the internet, there really has to be nothing to worry about in real life. That or you're even more desperate for attention than you claim others to be. Both options make me feel pitty for you. --UHM^{"rambling incoherently" for 20+ years!} 22:47, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

Troll?

Troll? Fuck you. If Trent took your expert legal advice, there'd be no Rationalwiki Foundation, rather a Rationalwiki LLC. This is a matter of record. Some indespensible adviser you are, you don't understand jack-shit about tax law, or corporate liability. Stop with your fucking name calling to hide your own idiot lack of expertise. nobs^{don't bother me} 06:54, 8 May 2011 (UTC)

What's a matter of record? Your apparently unimpressive understanding of the merits of a not-for-profit business organization choosing to be a corporation over an LLC under circumstances where there won't be corporate shareholders, LLC members, or even conventional officers, and only the board will have voting rights on governance and major operational issues? Where the extent of organizational liability would have been functionally the same as to the entity itself and its board members whether it was a corporation or LLC considering the organization already had no liability for the kinds of things it's been threatened with by the likes of your pals and other cranks? I'm not RW's lawyer, but it seems like these guys are doing fine. So yes, I've called you names that were appropriate to the circumstances: moron and liar come up a lot because you're a moron and a liar. I mean, you've come over here admitting full out that you post things on Conservapedia you know are false, whether to yank people's chains or because you have no regard for the truth and think you can pull a fast one on a population that's generally far far better educated that the people who run Conservapedia. That's pretty ridiculous. But what your own personal failings have to do with my legal expertise is really beyond me. TK and several of your pals liked talking about fucking with people's personal lives so much that your persistent incorrect reference to me as RW's lawyer now has me pretty glad that you have no actual idea what my expertise even is. I'll be happy not to get an angry phone call from your resident gun-toting redneck, but thanks for your concern. Nutty Roux (talk) 13:07, 8 May 2011 (UTC)

I post things at CP, I know are false? Jesus fuck, I should be a 'crat, board member or trustee of this site then, shouldn't I? Fuck. nobs^{don't bother me} 14:09, 8 May 2011 (UTC)

You've admitted posting things just to jerk people's chains, Rob. You've also admitted to letting stand falsehoods that others posted just to jerk people's chains. If you think you'd make a good bureaucrat, board member, or trustee of RW because you're a liar, I encourage you to run on that platform. Nutty Roux (talk) 14:27, 8 May 2011 (UTC)