User talk:Biologically Mad

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Mʀ. Wʜɪsᴋᴇʀs, Esϙᴜɪʀᴇ (talk/stalk) 20:57, 15 June 2016 (UTC)

Shill checks

Do you get them straight from Monsanto? Do I have to sign up online? Fuzzy "Cat" Potato, Jr. (talk/stalk) 20:59, 15 June 2016 (UTC)

Nope. I do not have a job, but I do have a few connections with an executive there (as well as a few other individuals such as the Director of Millennial engagement, a lawyer and a toxicologist). This all started in the last semester of my senior year. And yes, I did get a tour of Chesterfield (no evidence to back the conspiracy theories there either). I do study biology in college, and am not on the workforce. Biologically Mad (talk) 21:14, 15 June 2016 (UTC)

Autopatrolled

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Requested Projects

Not for the wiki, but for meatspace and such. Any chance you could develop aphid-resistant plants? I'm thinking insecticide genes in roses, for instance. Just want to know, for... reasons. CorruptUser (talk) 22:30, 15 June 2016 (UTC)

I could do that (for a college project). Unfortunately, I lack the resources to acquire the materials (the transmission vector, genetic material, some seed embryos, a microscope, the list continues). I'm a biologist... and a madman. (talk) 05:31, 16 June 2016 (UTC)