User talk:Idiot number 58

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Hello. Let me guess: no relation to this guy? The Spikey Punk ^{I'm punking my punk!} 04:16, 13 August 2010 (UTC)

Oh, no, no. Neither to this guy. We are just the same person, but nothing more. --Idiot number 58 (talk) 04:23, 13 August 2010 (UTC)

Makes sense. Kinda like how I am of no relation to this guy except that we are the same person. The Goonie Punk ^{Can't sleep, clowns will eat me!} 04:27, 13 August 2010 (UTC)

Я не люблю тебя. Пожалуйста, уходите от этого места, Idiot number 58 (если это ваше настоящее имя). Посмотрите на эту кучу дерьма, если он вам подходит. Не обращайте на это. Вы, очевидно, троллей, так что не читал этого. Держитесь подальше, тролль. Вы, очевидно, носок Богдан. Но мы заинтересованы в получении как вам удалось найти нас, для разведки причинам.

Лира § разговор 04:28, 13 August 2010 (UTC)

I actually am not very good at this strange language (although I can say that I don't love you, too), so perhaps someone can translate? --Idiot number 58 (talk) 04:31, 13 August 2010 (UTC)

If you copy it into Google Translate the result is slightly funny... Lyra § talk 04:33, 13 August 2010 (UTC)

Ah, yes, I google translated it. What a pile of crap. Btw, I already told you how I found you. Who is Bohdan? --Idiot number 58 (talk) 04:34, 13 August 2010 (UTC)

Hey, I worked hard on that... :( Lyra § talk 04:36, 13 August 2010 (UTC)

Worked hard on insulting me? A new poem is on its way. --Idiot number 58 (talk) 04:37, 13 August 2010 (UTC)

No! It was a joke. I don't actually think you're a troll... but the combination of Russian and the welcome template seemed to warrant unfounded Soviet-style accusations. And I'm sorry that you weren't around to see Bohdan in action... and to know that anything at all that references Bohdan or socks of Bohdan is inherently a joke. Lyra § talk 04:38, 13 August 2010 (UTC)

Could you write me poem anyway? Please? Lyra § talk 05:37, 13 August 2010 (UTC)

I tried, but I didn't like it. Maybe if I have more inspiration. --Idiot number 58 (talk) 05:38, 13 August 2010 (UTC)

Your pottery skills

They drowned a long time ago, when they were mauled in the pure essence of having to live up to my beautiful pottery. ~SuperHamster Talk 05:00, 13 August 2010 (UTC)

Oh, get over, "super"hamster. One really must be a hamster to think that you are super or that you have any pottery writing skills. It takes only a few days for me to get back in shape. --Idiot number 58 (talk) 05:02, 13 August 2010 (UTC)

Chicken coop proceedings

A discussion about you has been started at RationalWiki:Chicken coop, regarding some of your behavior. If you wish to advocate for yourself you had best go there. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 02:39, 14 August 2010 (UTC)

Sysop

I demand accolades in pottery form for this great service I have rendered you. --The Emperor _{Kneel before Zod!} 03:15, 14 August 2010 (UTC)

Irony

Lots of it

Go away bad troll. --Idiot number 59 (talk) 14:55, 27 August 2010 (UTC)

Please don't stalk me. MarcusCicero (talk) 14:57, 27 August 2010 (UTC)

Limericks for idiots

I'll bet you work hard on your writing,

But all you can rouse is some fighting,

You're small in the brain

So let me explain

It'll be oh so very exciting...

This wiki has always liked quarrels,

Debate's at the core of its morals,

We value exchange

And never will change—

But what you are doing's immoral.

Yours truly,

Blue (is useful) 18:38, 30 August 2010 (UTC)

Tears in my eyes - some pottery for me! Pottery is fine, but you're not very good at explaining something. I didn't understand. --Idiot number 57 (talk) 18:41, 30 August 2010 (UTC)