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I am super curious[edit]

As to the percentage of women editors at Conservapedia. My guess is somewhere between zero and one percent--"Shut up, Brx." 18:58, 6 December 2019 (UTC)

Jesus Brx is back. AceModerator 19:26, 6 December 2019 (UTC)
Honestly, I don't think there's been a woman on CP since Jallen, HSMom and *cough* Jessica. RoundeTheeHorne (talk) 08:28, 7 December 2019 (UTC)
Maybe one of the mysterious internet ninja collective known as User:Conservative is a woman. I can just see Ken, all Norman Bates on a Friday night for that special kind of online. LondonGrump (talk) 16:42, 7 December 2019 (UTC)
This is one of those "liberals are hypocritical" points that CP loves to make. They don't think women are qualified editors, but we do. So unless 50% of WP editors are female, they think they've got us, even though 1% of CP editors are. Same thing as "lack of diversity in Democratic primary." They don't expect any Republican candidates who aren't white men, but so what? It's still a left fail. Logic is not your friend when trying to grok their world. Whoover (talk) 02:20, 9 December 2019 (UTC)

Tension in Iran is the fault of Trump's warmongering or and a brutal Middle Eastern regime. liberals.[edit]

[1] I knew somehow liberals would be to blame.--Mercian (talk) 20:52, 9 January 2020 (UTC)

What kind of pretzel logic is this? From what it looks like, it seems like "liberals" (the Democrats), who were the ones strongly condemning Trump, pissed off Iran (who were also strongly condemning Trump) and made Iran take down a Ukraine airplane? --It's-a me, Lgm sigpic.png LeftyGreenMario!(Mod) 21:02, 9 January 2020 (UTC)
What do you expect from a website that considers The Joker "the best of the public" while condemning it as "role-playing atheistic violence by white men."? LondonGrump (talk) 09:24, 10 January 2020 (UTC)
As has been very well said before, the gist of Conservapedia is that everything bad that has ever happened was because of liberalism.Spud (talk) 14:05, 10 January 2020 (UTC)

So Ken has never ate bacon, lobster or prawn.[edit]

[2] Or more likely he picks and chooses the parts of the Bible he wishes to follow. Do you eat pork products or any other food on the list Ken? I would say deny this and lose all credibility buy any he had was lost years ago.--Mercian (talk) 01:37, 27 January 2020 (UTC)

No, Christian Americans don't eat pork. Only atheists in China and Europe. Whoover (talk) 07:39, 28 January 2020 (UTC)
I got a question: What is artificial crab? Crab meat made with polymers? nobsFree Roger Stone! 07:50, 28 January 2020 (UTC)
A few words posting here and he goes on a spree, gloating that people are dying from a very nasty virus. Atheists die in China, Kids are murdered in Norway and Manchester, "Olé! Olé! Olé!, checkmate atheists". Although he is a genuinely nasty bastard it is so easy to pluck his strings, no sport though, like Liverpool playing their first team against Forest Green Rovers reserves.--Mercian (talk) 14:10, 28 January 2020 (UTC)
[3] No anger from me mate, more like a mix of amusement, disgust and perhaps a little bit of pity.--Mercian (talk) 14:53, 28 January 2020 (UTC)
PS America does not need to import Muslims to commit atrocities. As has been seen, over and over, you have enough of your own citizens to do that for you.--Mercian (talk) 15:02, 28 January 2020 (UTC)
Hmmm, sounds like a racist statement. Just because the majority of black gun deaths are black-on-black homicides, is that cause to restrict black gun ownership rights? nobsFree Roger Stone! 15:40, 28 January 2020 (UTC
A Conservapedian accusing me of racism? The majority of mass murders that have made the UK news were done by white people.--Mercian (talk) 17:33, 28 January 2020 (UTC)
There you go - evidence of cp:liberal media bias. nobsFree Roger Stone! 18:56, 28 January 2020 (UTC)
My mistake, Sandy Hook, Aurora, Vegas, Orlando, Columbine, Parkland etc were all carried about by black people, it's just liberal media bias pretended they were not.--Mercian (talk) 20:23, 28 January 2020 (UTC)
I see. We have "gun violence" confused with "mass shooting". A common error, I suppose. nobsFree Roger Stone! 21:22, 28 January 2020 (UTC)
On your part, at no point did I mention gun violence or mass shooting.--Mercian (talk) 23:08, 28 January 2020 (UTC)
Pardon me? You took the leap from Americans committing atrocities to mass shootings; I specifically referenced the black-on-black homicide rate. A single murder of any individual is an atrocity, wouldn't you agree? nobsFree Roger Stone! 23:26, 28 January 2020 (UTC)
I think you misread him. "He cannot defend the notion that importing Muslims ... is not going to be a causal factor for violence." Sounds like you're good. Whoover (talk) 00:27, 29 January 2020 (UTC)
"Importing Muslims," WTF?!! He's making Muslims out to be like some kind of commodity, that's extremely dehumanizing. Oxyaena Harass 01:02, 29 January 2020 (UTC)
"you have enough of your own citizens to do that [commit atrocities]." Many if not most (to use a Slimvirginism) Americans could interpret this as a reference to black-on-black violence. nobsFree Roger Stone! 00:57, 29 January 2020 (UTC)
Artificial crab is usually made from white fish (e.g. pollock) and red food coloring. Mmmm![4] --Annanoon (talk) 16:01, 28 January 2020 (UTC)
No polymers? Thank God. I was fearful that eating artificial crab left a carbon footprint. nobsFree Roger Stone! 17:08, 28 January 2020 (UTC)
[5] I admit that eating live rodents is disgusting but nowhere near as disgusting as murdering young people because they disagree with you politically. Personally I would rather eat rodents for the rest of my life than kill one single person but Mr Conservative glorifies in killing kids and even post Oles when it does happen. When will he admit that killing children is disgusting? Never because he agrees and applauds the concept.--Mercian (talk) 08:57, 29 January 2020 (UTC)
[6] At no point in that little tirade did you deny that you glorify in the murder of children. You dirty pro child-murder scumbag.I think I will be let it known around the net that Conservapedia's propaganda chief, any by extension the website and Schalfly are pro child murder. Deny it all you want but the evidence is clear. It is my assumption that you get sexual pleasure out of it. Pervert.--Mercian (talk) 14:22, 29 January 2020 (UTC)
He says "I take no pleasure in teenage girls being enamored with the work of the liberal/feminist Ariana Grande." But you do take pleasure in them dying don't you you murderous (by proxy) scumbag. "Fred Phelps is dead, long live his successor"--Mercian (talk) 08:57, 30 January 2020 (UTC)
[7] I do not exchange messages with supporters and sympathisers of Islamic Terrorists. What ever crap you come up with does not disguise that fact. You support Jihad, So Jihadi Ken, Fuck Off.--Mercian (talk) 15:12, 31 January 2020 (UTC)
"Why Mercian and likeminded pro-Muslim immigration Brits are responsible for the Manchester Arena Bombing"
That Sir, is libel. When Alex Jones expressed similar views on Sandy Hook the lawsuit almost ruined him, and I am guessing he is a man of vastly more resources than you.--Mercian (talk) 19:48, 31 January 2020 (UTC)

Such a saddo of a "man", answering queries dated 2011 and 2013[8] Deny you are a saddo and lose all credibility.--Mercian (talk) 14:46, 17 February 2020 (UTC)

Cromwell[edit]

That's a weird one. He starts off kinda ok, with Oliver, but then somehow slides back 200 years, to Thomas. He does know there's 2 Cromwells, right? And not one that had Noah's life expectancy. RoundeTheeHorne (talk) 04:47, 21 February 2020 (UTC)

Kinda OK with Oliver? That's jumping forwards 100 years. They're lost the moment they stray outside their little bubble of ideas. LondonGrump (talk) 10:03, 21 February 2020 (UTC)
He does actually start OK, which makes it even more bizarre. In the full diff, he correctly associates Olly (1599-1658) with Charles I, but then drunkenly staggers back in time to Henry VIII (1491-1597) and ends up passing out in a pool of crazy history vomit with the War of the Roses (1455-1487). There's not even any overlap between the things he's conflating. Helena Bonham Carter (talk) 16:06, 21 February 2020 (UTC)