RationalWiki:What is going on in the clogosphere?/July 2023

July 2023

16

Keir Starmer, while smirking, says "a woman is an adult female". The Labour Party is further to the right than the Lib Dems.

19

Haggard's Law strikes again: Unearthed video of Matt Walsh judging a wrestling match between two men wearing nothing but diapers. One of them has a swastika tattoo.

21

Roger Stone and other MAGA kooks are baselessly claiming that former president Barack Obama and his wife Michelle murdered their personal chef to "tie up loose ends" before a Michelle Obama 2024 campaign (that notably shows no sign of happening).

12

Elon Musk: 'This guy has been suspended for posting child pornography. We will now reinstate him.'

25

Paul Gosar promotes another Nazi site. This one calls the Holocaust the "Holohoax" and asks readers to "Stand up for Hitler".

35

Ben Shapiro says he took "pages and pages of notes" during the Barbie movie, then throws a tantrum and sets some Barbie dolls on fire. His full tirade lasted 43 minutes.

27

Going completely mask-off, the DeSantis campaign retweeted a video that straight up uses the fucking black sun, a prominent alt-right symbol first used by the SS.

23

Even more (male) ex-Louder with Crowder employees come out and accuse him of sexual harassment, including sending them pictures is his penis, as well as flashing them when he was in a "good mood".

31

Charlie Kirk is mad at the US Constitution: "The 14th Amendment is brought up by every left-wing lunatic on voting rights cases, and civil rights stuff, and debt abolition... Way too broadly written."

23

Rep. Matt Rosendale of Montana is worried about a major national security threat: drag queens! "We have drag shows taking place at Malmstrom Air Force Base. There are 150 ICBM missiles that are being controlled by that Air Force Base and by these individuals. I do not want someone who doesn't know if they are a man or a woman with their hand on a missile button."

22

Michael Knowles praises Spanish dictator Francisco Franco: "Franco was, broadly speaking, pretty good"

35

"Whistleblower" and GOP sweetheart Gal Luft, who claimed before the US House of Representatives that Hunter Biden was working as an unregistered Chinese foreign agent, has now been federally charged with arms trafficking and being an unregistered Chinese foreign agent.

26

The Passion of the Christ star Jim Caviezel said he believes "Donald Trump was selected by God Almighty, and I'm talking about the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit God." He then addressed the former president directly, saying "you, more than anyone, have done incredible things Jesus talks about." Oh and then he rambled about some QAnon adrenochrome shit, because at that point why not.

22

Unhinged rant from former president Trump in Florida: "Millions of illegal aliens have stormed across our borders, it is an invasion, like a military invasion... Your country is being turned into a third-world hellhole, run by censors, perverts, criminals, and thugs."

26

RFK Jr. (now running for president) suggests that COVID-19 may have been biologically engineered to spare Jewish and Chinese people. He has since downplayed his statements.

25

Dennis Kucinich Report: "The Dissolution of NATO May Be the Only Way to Prevent WWIII". "Pro-peace" wingnuttery at a time when Sweden is on the cusp of joining as the 32nd member.

26

Rumble podcaster: "Did Andrew Jackson kill a lot of Native Americans? Absolutely. You know what might've stopped that? If the Native Americans had spent less time hitting the peace pipe and more time inventing guns".

32

Sen. Tommy Tuberville denies that white nationalism is racist.

31

Fox News chyron: "BIDEN TAKES HIS SHIRT OFF FOR VOTES".

25

Channeling the Caning of Charles Sumner, a violent brawl breaks out during a Michigan Republican Party meeting due to the proceedings excluding anyone not a member of the state committee. Mark DeYoung, chairman of the Clare County GOP, says he was kicked in the nuts.

31

Alex Jones asks God, "respectfully" to "blow the planet up immediately" if the globalists win.

28

Taliban leader praises Twitter for "freedom of speech" and attacks Threads for "intolerance".

23

Elon Musk challenges Mark Zuckerberg to a "literal dick-measuring contest".

25

Josh Hawley lied about American democracy and promoted Christian theocracy.

31

Anti-LGBT Australian politician Lyle Shelton has accused Sydney Sea Life aquarium's famous gay penguin couple of being manipulated into their homosexuality by the aquarium keepers (aquarists) and called on his supporters to boycott the aquarium.

35

Trump claims in New Hampshire that Democrats "want to take away your washing machines and your dryers. They don't want to give you any water for your washing machine, even though you have so much water you don’t know what to do with it."

42

The DeSantis War Room posts the cringiest, most terminally-online political ad you've ever seen, in which they compare DeSantis to not only the GigaChad meme, but also Patrick Bateman from American Psycho.