User talk:Ace McWicked/Archive15

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FAT CUNT

Happy Birthday you magnificent kiwi! Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 04:20, 10 December 2011 (UTC)

Ahaha. Wow. It's apparently everyone's b-day this month. Goodness. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!--Dumpling (talk) 04:29, 10 December 2011 (UTC)

Shushhh - you're disturbing his drinking. Peter ^{talk, or type, or whatever...} 07:33, 10 December 2011 (UTC)

How kind. 10:30am here and wife has just brought me water, coffee and vodka orange to the bedside. Now she is cooking me bacon and eggs. Ace^ace 21:39, 10 December 2011 (UTC)

At least we don't have jaundice. 20:06, 12 December 2011 (UTC)

COMIC. SAAAAAAAAAAANNNNSSSSSS!!! ĴαʊΆʃÇä₰ I saw a reindeer around here... 02:22, 31 January 2012 (UTC)

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Eh haaansrrrrr ma hreeeeind ees aoowing een eh eeend

Like it or die you fuckshit. Although I'd be lying if I say I didn't find this pants-pissingly funny. SJ ^Debaser 00:53, 14 December 2011 (UTC)

Fuck you. Ace^ace 00:56, 14 December 2011 (UTC)

Fuck you too. SJ ^Debaser 00:57, 14 December 2011 (UTC)

That says a lot about your sense of humor, but not nearly as much as when you nominated Bricks for every fucking award on RWW. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 00:57, 14 December 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, I'm pretty funny like that. SJ ^Debaser 01:00, 14 December 2011 (UTC)

I find my brother's racism funnier than you. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 01:01, 14 December 2011 (UTC)

I'm cool with that. I'm sorry to hear your brother's a racist. SJ ^Debaser 01:01, 14 December 2011 (UTC)

*shrug* Eh, there's no helping some people. It has it moments when it is genuinely funny, though—it was hard not to laugh when he randomly shrieked "DIRTY FUCKING MEXICANS!" while driving. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 01:20, 14 December 2011 (UTC)

Racism? I got one - What is white on top and black on bottom? ......Society. Ace^ace 01:02, 14 December 2011 (UTC)

Oh. I thought the answer was prison rape :D Or would that be the other way around? :\ Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 01:09, 14 December 2011 (UTC)

I remember years ago a schoolfriend telling me about how when driving through certain towns with sizeable South Asian communities his dad would keep swearing about "fucking pakis and their Nissan Micras". I can't say I ever found that or any other form of racism funny, whether it's a joke or not. This has led to some of my more outspoken friends accusing me of political correctness, while I simply point out there's a difference between being politically correct and being racist. SJ ^Debaser 10:47, 14 December 2011 (UTC)

No one in my family is racist in the slightest (though a few members of my South African in-laws are - but they have their reasons and I won't go into it now) but we all know a litany of off-colour jokes and continually accuse mother and grandmother of severe racist crimes. Ace^ace 17:42, 14 December 2011 (UTC)

Eh?

Heh heh heh. SJ ^Debaser 11:18, 18 December 2011 (UTC)

Even Xenu supports Ace. Ace^{Ace For Mod!} 19:35, 18 December 2011 (UTC)

User:Ben Schumin

Seems like concern trolling re:the whole JzG incident. I asked the WP user they're claiming to be to confirm it. I'm sure you wouldn't appreciate being impersonated either. -- Nx / talk 23:10, 18 December 2011 (UTC)

You have all the warmth and charm of a rusty meat cleaver. Ace^{Ace For Mod!} 23:11, 18 December 2011 (UTC)

Virile Mod

sterile^talk 03:36, 20 December 2011 (UTC)

Much more appropriate. Ace^{Ace For Mod!} 05:48, 20 December 2011 (UTC)

So are you running for Mod or bank robber of the year? :-) Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 22:27, 23 December 2011 (UTC)

hi there, can i haz da sysops?

I promise, I swear, to use against Maraturd only DELETE MARATREANISM (talk) 04:00, 21 December 2011 (UTC)

You can haz a big fuck off. Ace^{Ace For Mod!} 04:01, 21 December 2011 (UTC)

oooh... that ain't very nice Ace. Can you ban Maracunt 4 me? DELETE MARATREANISM (talk) 04:08, 21 December 2011 (UTC)

Why are you talking to me? Ace^{Ace For Mod!} 04:12, 21 December 2011 (UTC)

Can we prevent him from ever being a sysop just for writing like a /b/tard? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 04:43, 21 December 2011 (UTC)

help me abolish maratreanism

x marks the spot DELETE MARATREANISM (talk) 09:16, 23 December 2011 (UTC)

Why are you talking to me? Away with you. Ace^{Ace For Mod!} 09:48, 23 December 2011 (UTC)

Great British pastimes

Outline of a conversation I had in the pub last night;

Girl: I've never understood why people eyeball alcohol.
Me: Yes, it doesn't seem that appealing to me either.
Girl: I know, you'd basically just walk around with bloodshot eyeballs. I get drunk quick enough drinking.
Me: Nice. I did once hear about a guy earlobing gin.
Girl: Earlobing?
Me: It basically involves pouring alcohol, in this case gin, into your ear.
Girl: And what exactly does that do?
Me: I'm not entirely sure, I'll try and find out either through asking or through my own experimentation.
Girl: Presumably it'd just all pour out your nose.
Me: Haha... yeah...
Girl: Mmm...
Me: So... want another drink?

So yeah, what exactly happened when you did that? SJ ^Debaser 11:04, 23 December 2011 (UTC)

Made me feel a little sickly/tipsy but whether it was due to the alcohol or if it was psychosomatic I'll never know. Ace^{Ace For Mod!} 18:54, 23 December 2011 (UTC)

dont forget the alcoholic enema dudes. getcha really fuckt up, then y'all can come Marahunting with me CRIMINALIZE MARATREANISM (talk) 22:47, 23 December 2011 (UTC)

Was eyeballing alcohol ever an actual thing, or just some story the media ran with (like the SNL "souping" sketch (you have no idea what I'm talking about, I assume)). I have trouble believing anyone did that to any real extent. Also is this thread about British pastimes that are great, or any old pastime from Great Britain? DickTurpis (talk) 05:14, 26 December 2011 (UTC)

Cool. So a little drunk though possibly due to psychosis or something.

@Dick, the thread is about British pastimes in general, the pastime in question here being discussing things in the pub. However, all pastimes hailing from Great Britain, including any old ones, are great. Therefore all great pastimes are British. I'll take my sandwich in the study. SJ ^Debaser 19:03, 27 December 2011 (UTC)

Dear Fat Cunt

I was thinking about the election and I finally understood the meaning of Nx's copyright infringing content-free non-parody non-commentary image of you shooting a dick instead of a gun. And, beyond the fact that dicks GIMP'd into practically anywhere they'll go is mostly OK, particularly when they're on images of the Maratrean pantheon, he was actually partly right despite being a irredeemably horrible person. RationalWiki isn't a weapon, it's the light of truth limply propped up by a nearly hopelessly fucked "community." Instead of brandishing this cesspit (a standing pool of liquid shit is difficult to wield), you will lead it. As it's partly composed of a few truly noxious shits topped by some milquetoast floaters and authoritarian turds, one might say, in the hyperbole of good natured ribbing, that you're proposing to corral a pack of unruly dicks, however weak the metaphor is. Of course, I'd disagree because a dick isn't a poop. I guess they're related to the weakminded:

“”"Why are we here?", Douglas cried as poop came out his weiner in a long thin strip, it was weiner-poop, which is the grossest poop of all. The peepee got on the woman's leg and she screamed, pooping out her boobs. And so when the pee got mixed with the poop it smelled like a butt. And the poop and the pee lived happily ever after.

It's apparently a complex issue. Nonetheless, some of the turds are proposing to undermine your effort by running for the same role! You will crush them, again metaphorically because stepping in shit is awful. It's understandable that Nx would view you as a savior shooting a powerful weapon, whether it be the arrow of truth or its equivalent to humorless assholes, a giant dick in the place of a M16. He's an accidental fucking genius, I say! Huzzah! I support Nx all day every day. Wherever he goes, whatever rights, trust, or position he abuses, I salute him! There, I said it. Anyhow, I've got a short list of a few real geniuses who are renowned for their good judgment and prudence. I'm thinking of Sterile, Genghis Khant, Weaseloid, and the like. They're among us, the conservative moderators of this unruly pack of fuckers, who fight the battles and have the scars. And aren't afraid of grabbing a metaphorical asshole and shaking it by its metaphorical neck. A hat tip to you, heroes, you good proletarian soldiers! To arms! March on! That hovel beyond the hills? It's Carthage, lads. Minus the rape. The fight is almost over. 04:48, 26 December 2011 (UTC)

Dear Slim Gentleman

I was thinking about my erection. SJ ^Debaser 18:31, 30 December 2011 (UTC)

Don't tell anybody...

...but I heard a rumor that Brxbrx is really CamilleT. Shhhh. It's a secret. P-Foster 19:23, 3 January 2012 (UTC)

Brxbrx is CamilleT? Wow, I'll keep that a secret. Ace^{Ace For Mod!} 19:24, 3 January 2012 (UTC)

Is the rumor he gets an e-mail every time someone edits his talkpage still true? Somebody may want to test it out.... The Spikey Punk ^{I'm punking my punk!} 19:25, 3 January 2012 (UTC)

OK, I'll go post on CamilleT's talkpage and fiund out. Whoops! Damn, I wasn't supposed to mention Brxbrx was CamilleT. Ace^{Ace For Mod!} 19:26, 3 January 2012 (UTC)

Isn't Camille a girls name?

What are you, 12? Grow up. -- Nx / talk 19:50, 3 January 2012 (UTC)

Fuck you man, I am 31. Ace^{Ace For Mod!} 19:52, 3 January 2012 (UTC)

Doesn't look like it. -- Nx / talk 19:53, 3 January 2012 (UTC)

Do you want me to post a picture of my big boy, all grownup, manly man's beard? Ace^{Ace For Mod!} 19:55, 3 January 2012 (UTC)

email

Replied. ArchieGoodwin (talk) 03:17, 4 January 2012 (UTC)

Congrats on the win.

Can I bring you a drink? Or some reefer? Sacrifice a virgin in your name? Peel you a grape? Wash your car? Anything? PintOfStout Talk BRONIES! 23:44, 6 January 2012 (UTC)

Hmmm.......Ace^{Ace For Mod!} 23:45, 6 January 2012 (UTC)

Ace. You're welcome. Asshole. 03:01, 7 January 2012 (UTC)

I couldn't have done it without your snazzy poster. Ace^{Ace For Mod!} 03:38, 7 January 2012 (UTC)

That's correct. 03:39, 7 January 2012 (UTC)

Although the sheer force of my personality almost guarantees I always win everything. Ace^{Ace For Mod!} 03:42, 7 January 2012 (UTC)

The sheer force of your personality is like a powerful turd you can't stop from crowning as you run crab-legged to the toilet only to find that there's no toilet paper. Here I go deep type flow. I'm cherry bombing shits. Boom. Just warming up a little bit. Vroom vroom. Rappininin is what's happening. Keep the pockets stacked and then hands clapping at the party when I move my body gotta get up and be somebody! 03:47, 7 January 2012 (UTC)

Clan in the front, let your feet stomp. Ace^{Ace For Mod!} 03:51, 7 January 2012 (UTC)

Congratulations, Ace! Do I know how to pick 'em or what? :-) Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 04:14, 7 January 2012 (UTC)

Ditto - Congratulations, Ace! Throw me a pack of Marlboros when you're next around... Ironclad (talk) 01:36, 9 January 2012 (UTC)

Will do. Ace^Moderator 01:41, 9 January 2012 (UTC)

As they say on the crapppy 90's remake of Sleepless in Seattle...

you've got mail!GodotDear god, fucking grow up 02:19, 9 January 2012 (UTC)

Oh how I hated that movie. Also, Ace just got more mail. ArchieGoodwin (talk) 02:30, 18 January 2012 (UTC)

Responded. I sent you a picture of my bits. Ace^Moderator 02:32, 18 January 2012 (UTC)

They need scrubbing, probably with ammonia. Replied. ArchieGoodwin (talk) 02:38, 18 January 2012 (UTC)

Um..."Sleepless in Seattle was a remake of An Affair to Remember (with Cary Grant), and You've Got Mail was a remake of Love Letters (with Jimmy Stewart). -- Seth Peck (talk) 05:13, 18 January 2012 (UTC)

what have I missed?

? Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 22:49, 11 January 2012 (UTC)

Not a hell of a lot - Maratrean is gone, Brxbrx "new culture" died before it even started, Blue sent human some ridiculously stupid emails and then got all feisty when human published them here (redacting the name though - which makes Blue's outrage even strange and a new bunch of almighty mods were voted in. Ace^Moderator 22:57, 11 January 2012 (UTC)

Also, RationalWikiWiki is like Jesus: kill it, and it just comes right back. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 23:12, 11 January 2012 (UTC)

I thought like Jesus it didn't exist. This changes everything. Ace^Moderator 23:38, 11 January 2012 (UTC)

Uhh look! Alternative history! --85.182.145.82 (talk) 23:55, 11 January 2012 (UTC)

"Almight mods" HA! Makes it sound like you have real powers or something. sterile^talk 00:04, 12 January 2012 (UTC)

I'm guessing Mara hasn't "gone", more a case of "spending his time defaming RW on other websites"? Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 10:53, 12 January 2012 (UTC)

Commiserations, buddy

Sorry to learn of your grotesquely deformed private parts. You can probably get it fixed on the state if it's affecting your family life. Генгис^{Our ignorance is God; what we know is science.} 11:02, 12 January 2012 (UTC)

P.S. You were right first time. Генгис^{Our ignorance is God; what we know is science.} 11:22, 12 January 2012 (UTC)

I hope you're not abusing Miss Johannsen and Mr Lincoln too frequently. ^pathetic 14:12, 12 January 2012 (UTC)

Ggrotesquely deformed? I think not. Ace^Moderator 19:09, 12 January 2012 (UTC)

You'd love Oregon

We have the best health advice. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 04:52, 20 January 2012 (UTC)

Excellent advice. Ace^Moderator 07:30, 20 January 2012 (UTC)

And the best denialist petitions. Nebuchadnezzar (talk) 23:18, 31 January 2012 (UTC)

Give it up Kiwi

Knobs is a complete idiot, and also a nasty little man. Just ignore the stupid fucker mate DeltaStar_{Senior Sysop}^{Speciationspeed!} 19:56, 30 January 2012 (UTC)

Well, it was fun while it lasted. Ace^Moderator 20:01, 30 January 2012 (UTC)

kiwis rule! :-D

I saw this link to a news story today and thought of you: http://finance.yahoo.com/news/the-10-most-educated-countries-in-the-world.html - "The 10 most educated countries in the world" - It caught my eye since recently I saw that someone posted saying you were from a "third world country" - wtf? According to this article, Australia ranks #9, and New Zealand is 5th most educated country in the world... Refugee^{talk page} 23:11, 31 January 2012 (UTC)

Damn straight. Ace^Moderator 23:15, 31 January 2012 (UTC)

Awww. Ain't that the cutest! Lil New Zealand got a really good report card! Here, let me put that up on the refrigerator for you... Turpis 3:16 (talk) 23:23, 31 January 2012 (UTC)

Shush Turpis... no teasing about my news story, I'm verrry sensitive you know. :p and be nice - remember - I voted for you! twice! (once with a sock) ok, only once. just joking about the sock, lol. Refugee^{talk page} 23:30, 31 January 2012 (UTC)

To be honest, I'm quite surprised the US is considered #4. The really smart people must really make up for all the rednecks and such. Sam ^Tally-ho! 01:11, 1 February 2012 (UTC)

Happy anniversary

Of the most despicable incident in cricket evah! --PsyGremlinZungumza! 05:44, 1 February 2012 (UTC)

Indeed, it was rather awful. Ace^Moderator 06:18, 1 February 2012 (UTC)

Robs idiocy regarding aircraft carriers.

If New Zealand is First World, it would have to be Class B; they couldn't afford a hand-me-down aircraft carrier even at a discounted liquidation price from the real First World -- never mind the cost or brains for maintenance, upkeep or training. nobs^Moderated 04:00, 3 February 2012 (UTC)

Not sure about the point being made with aircraft carriers (military strength ≠ First World), but a country that can't afford nor maintain an aircraft carrier sounds like a pretty damn peaceful place to live! Norseman^{Cyser Melomel} 04:34, 3 February 2012 (UTC)

That's a big point; NZ is totally dependent on Persian Gulf oil yet pays diddly jackshit to defend the tankers carrying its lifeblood. And the people have an artificially higher standard of living because of it. So figures like per capita income or money diverted to free healthcare are meaningless if that's what's used to determine its alleged First World status. nobs^Moderated 04:44, 3 February 2012 (UTC)

ok Rob. Think carefully - what does the crap you're spouting have to do with the topic of this section? This is just your stupid trolling and it's not going tpo be tolerated. I'm giving you a chance to grow up, otherwise you are out of here. And yes, maybe I do sound like Karajou, because that seems to be the only tone you listen to. --PsyGremlinSprich! 05:00, 3 February 2012 (UTC)

Look at the source material Ace created the thread with. What's the subject? The impact of British imperialism on American culture. What is the discussion in the thread? People outside the British colonial sphere understanding British humor. Need a crayon to connect the dots? nobs^Moderated 05:26, 3 February 2012 (UTC)

Wrong, you fucking inbred moron. The thread is ripping off Ed Poor using CP to review movies, you dumb cunt. That's just what an encyclopaedia is for, fuckface. Then you come along and make it about NZ and aircraft carries you trolling cunt. Now fuck off. --PsyGremlinSermā! 05:30, 3 February 2012 (UTC)

I get it. The thread is not about comedy, yellow submarines, or building an encyclopedia. It was about trolling Ed Poor. Thanks for setting the record straight on that. nobs^Moderated 05:39, 3 February 2012 (UTC)

Rob, in the context of the thread, what you said DID make no sense, they were making fun of ed; and suddenly you come in spewing jingoistic hatred against the military of NZ.--il'Dictator Mikal (talk) 05:42, 3 February 2012 (UTC)

I was mentioned by name. And I don't have the right to respond? Even the US Senate allows another Senator to respond without his speaking time docked if another member mentions him by name. Where the fuck is the fairness in all this? And other editors likewise admitted to not understanding British & colonial British humor, as I don't either. This thread was censored and another editor demeaned. Is that British colonial humor? I don't get the joke. nobs^Moderated 05:50, 3 February 2012 (UTC)

Yes, you have a right to free speech. What you don't have a right to do is derail a conversation that was going nicely for the singular purpose to for no reason bring up new zealands lack of an aircraft carrier. You tell me, when did that become part of British humor? --il'Dictator Mikal (talk) 05:53, 3 February 2012 (UTC)

┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘Yes, you were mentioned by name "Ed is almost as stupid as Rob." You then prove the statement correct by coming up with a totally off-topic rant, not even directed at the person who made the original comment. So are you dumber than Ed? Yes you are. --PsyGremlinSpeak! 05:55, 3 February 2012 (UTC)

Ace started a thread with an inside joke known only to Brits and Commonwealth members. Non-British subjects asked what's the joke. Someone said Ed is almost as stupid as Rob, which evidently wasn't the punchline. Rob tried American humor on British subjects. A few British subjects got mad, abused their rights, and personally retaliated. In none of this was personal slight directed at ANYONE OTHER THAN ME. nobs^Moderated 06:04, 3 February 2012 (UTC)

When did American humor devolve into saying "OTHER COUNTRIES SUCK CAUSE THEY DONT HAVE AIRCRAFT CARRIERS!"--il'Dictator Mikal (talk) 06:06, 3 February 2012 (UTC)

About 2 days after American's realised that there are other countries? That was at least a couple of weeks ago. 118.208.174.244 (talk) 12:42, 3 February 2012 (UTC)

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Ok, Rob, I'll bite. Please explain the "inside joke known only to Brits and Commonwealth members" lurking inside Ace's opening line to this thread: "Not content to simply rival wikipedia, Ed Poor decides to review a movies also. liberal IMDb should be fair warned to lift their game." --PsyGremlinParlez! 06:15, 3 February 2012 (UTC)

Truthfully Psy, and not to go off topic, I prefer policy discussions such as allowing an editor to respond without censorship when he/she is mentioned by name. But I will engage here in the ongoing discussion of multiculturalism, that is, New Zealanders being tolerant of American ignorance, and Americans being respectful of minor allies and trading partners. But let's keep it on a professional level and leave e out the personal slights and innuendo. nobs^Moderated 06:26, 3 February 2012 (UTC)

(ec)That's rich coming from you moron. Now a) What did the opening have to do with a Brit-centric joke and b) what does PFoster comparing Ed's stupidity to yours have to do with NZ aircraft carriers, or the US Senate for that matter? Do try and keep up, little boy. --PsyGremlinParlez! 06:34, 3 February 2012 (UTC)

-gets out the handy dandy translator-: "You are correct, but im going to drag this out as long as you are willing to keep talking to me"--il'Dictator Mikal (talk) 06:31, 3 February 2012 (UTC)

┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ If the argument is being made the conversation was derailed, it was derailed the minute someone posted, "Ed is almost as stupid as Rob." nobs^Moderated 07:09, 3 February 2012 (UTC)

No it wasn't, the topic was still Ed, and a valid comparison was being made. One which you have proven correct over and over with your current antics. Deny it and lose all credib... oh wait, far too late for that. --PsyGremlin話しなさい 12:56, 3 February 2012 (UTC)

Rob, a pox on your camel for dragging me back here, but you fail your basic terminology. New Zealand is by the US's own self-centred demarcations definitively first world. Also, I would rather not have aircraft carriers than have them without the nouse to actually make proper use of them. That goes for any military materiale. Most joint wargames result in some US spokesperson complaining about other nations "cheating" (we think they mean "thinking"). Also, only Aussies can properly Kiwi-bash (et vice versa). 118.208.174.244 (talk) 12:42, 3 February 2012 (UTC)

Ok, that's a personal opinion. What does that have to do with Psy & Ace's proposal to regulate speech? nobs^Moderated 13:09, 3 February 2012 (UTC)

A little more than your post kicking off this tread. BTW, first world New Zealand is a fact, not an opinion. Look it up. LowKey (talk) 13:25, 3 February 2012 (UTC)

Crying "My FoS is being infringed!" looks hollow when you regularly denied it to others.--il'Dictator Mikal (talk) 13:26, 3 February 2012 (UTC)

Damn all!!!

Your trolling is cutting into my Superbowl viewing time. nobs^Moderated 13:17, 3 February 2012 (UTC)

When did Rob start talking to himself on Ace's talk page? Copperhead^Hisssssss 13:20, 3 February 2012 (UTC)

Are you seriously going on the dry?

Man, that sucks. P-Foster Talk "Watched Mad Men thinking it was supposed to be a sit-com. Found it disappointing." 21:28, 7 February 2012 (UTC)

Just for two weeks. Over the Christmas period I was drinking very heavily which was combined with taking medication for a painful issue surrounding my wisdom teeth. After I had them out I was still drinking a shitload and on heavy painkillers plus my mother died and I had so many family events (my family are all heavy drinkers) plus I was drinking as a self medication technique. So basically I pickled my liver over the last couple of months and my doctor told me to cut it out for a couple of weeks. I am due to go on holiday for a month in a couple of weeks and if I want to enjoy a few pool-side cocktails I gotta go dry now. Ace^Moderator 21:33, 7 February 2012 (UTC)

Okay, wow, that's a lot. I'm really, really sorry to hear about your mom; good luck getting yourself healthy again. P-Foster Talk "Watched Mad Men thinking it was supposed to be a sit-com. Found it disappointing." 22:11, 7 February 2012 (UTC)

Yeah I am pretty damned healthy really. All my cholesterol, sodium and all other enzymes are well within normal range. I quit smoking and I eat a lot healthier now. But my doc told me if I want to keep my liver until after 40 I need to give it a rest. What can I say, I like to drink. Ace^Moderator 22:16, 7 February 2012 (UTC)

Prescription drugs & alcohol; just as I suspected. But seriously though, sorry to hear about your mother. nobs^Moderated 22:19, 7 February 2012 (UTC)

If you were in as much pain as I was you'd do the same. An infection of the wisdom teeth fucking hurts. Ace^Moderator 22:20, 7 February 2012 (UTC)

So livers heal, if you treat them right? --GodotGrow a vagina 22:28, 7 February 2012 (UTC)

Yes, the liver can regenerate and at my age and level of health there is no reason for it to not fix itself. However, at my age and level of health there is no reason for it to be damaged so my heavy drinking needs to abate. Ace^Moderator 22:30, 7 February 2012 (UTC)

You should be aware you can die going cold turkey from booze. AMassiveGay (talk) 22:31, 7 February 2012 (UTC)

Heh, yeah I am not quite at that level. I am not an alcoholic in that I don't experience withdrawals, I just enjoy my drink too much. Ace^Moderator 22:33, 7 February 2012 (UTC)

A 76 year old black gentleman and friend of mine recently told me he'd been shot, he'd been stabbed, he now has leukemia, but he never endured such pain as a tooth ache. nobs^Moderated 22:41, 7 February 2012 (UTC)

At least I didn't get a dry socket which is a complication of wisdom tooth removal. Apparently it is agonizing and not treatable with pain killers. Ace^Moderator 22:43, 7 February 2012 (UTC)

Your problem, my friend, was abandoning the use of nicotine. Nicotine has long had the medicinal use as a pain killer for people with dental problems -- until commies recently got on this anti-smoking kick and taxed the shit out it denying poor people the one cheap, easy relief from a toothache. nobs^Moderated 22:51, 7 February 2012 (UTC)

Ummm, A) you can't smoke after dental surgery B) I was smoking up until very recently (like a week ago and even then I smoked at a wedding I was at over the weekend) C) My mother died from smoking related Lung Cancer and did her father and my fathers grandfather died of emphysema. So, yeah, smoking is probably not the best thing i could be doing. Troll. Ace^Moderator 22:56, 7 February 2012 (UTC)

Ok, fuck ya. If you'd rather die of liver disease than lung cancer, that's a personal choice. nobs^Moderated 23:28, 7 February 2012 (UTC)

I don't plan to die from either. I plan to die in a fiery explosion. Ace^Moderator 01:37, 8 February 2012 (UTC)

Pics or won't happen. Sam ^Tally-ho! 01:43, 8 February 2012 (UTC)

It'll either be SHC or electricity and wild animals for me. Last words from Ace: "Now that shouldn't..." LowKey 01:45, 9 February 2012 (UTC)

You should be aware you can die going cold turkey from booze.

That's exactly how my grandfather died. Crazy shit. He should've stuck with the booze. P-Foster Talk "Watched Mad Men thinking it was supposed to be a sit-com. Found it disappointing." 02:11, 8 February 2012 (UTC)

I went cold turkey late last year for a week and a half with no ill effects aside from boredom and a reduced capacity to read RobSmith's weird screeds. Ace^Moderator 02:12, 8 February 2012 (UTC)

Seriously Ace, theseposters make you look like a cholo. nobs^Moderated 00:51, 10 February 2012 (UTC)

I have never worn nor owned any of the items of clothing listed in your link. Ace^Moderator 01:16, 10 February 2012 (UTC)

Dunno Ace; click on the "wifebeater" link from the link and see where it leads to. nobs^Moderated 01:29, 10 February 2012 (UTC)

I have never worn nor owned a sleeveless shirt. Ace^Moderator 01:30, 10 February 2012 (UTC)

This one looks like a zoot suit. nobs^Moderated 20:14, 11 February 2012 (UTC)

Yeah, ummmm, you realise that's a photoshop picture eh Rob? Ace^Moderator 20:16, 11 February 2012 (UTC)