User talk:Colossal Squid

Welcome

What is going on? World Blogs Clogs Elections The Bar (talk) (talk) (talk) (talk) (hic) Welcome to RationalWiki, Colossal Squid! Check out our guide for newcomers and our community standards! Tell us how you found RationalWiki here! If you are interested in contributing: Read what our articles are intended to be Check out the to-do list See our help page and Wikipedia's formatting cheatsheet If writing a new article, consider writing up a draft And most importantly: Pull up a goat and have some fun!

welcome to RationalWiki, Mesonychoteuthis hamiltoni The unbusinesslike^{man of business} 15:51, 24 July 2011 (UTC)

Autopatrolled

Because of your edits to and time on the wiki, Autopatrolled has been added to your user rights. This lets you bypass most of the abuse filters, bypass the CAPTCHA, and edit more frequently. If you have questions, bleat ask away.

We hope you enjoy your newfound POWER — and these external tools:

• Google Scholar Button ^{(Chrome, Firefox)} searches your highlighted text in Google Scholar. Easily check academic citations!
• web.archive.org and archive.today, among other tools, can save permanent copies of webpages. Never lose a crank website or racist Tweet ever again! as per @Sam. Bongolian (talk) 22:23, 9 October 2019 (UTC)

Sysop

Because of your edits to and time on the wiki, wizard Sysop has been added to your user rights. Feel free to let your newfound POWER course through your veins. Once the high wears off, see RationalWiki:Sysop guide for more information. If you have questions, bleat ask away. Bongolian (talk) 07:56, 10 October 2019 (UTC)

What did I do to deserve this? I've been the user equivalent of a dormant volcano for most of time on here. Colossal Squid (talk) 19:19, 10 October 2019 (UTC)

Anyone who isn't a blatant troll gets sysop. Even some blatant trolls have sysop. DuceMoosolini^{Your friendly RW dictator moderator} 22:11, 10 October 2019 (UTC)