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This user has 96 sock puppet blocks on Conservapedia.[edit]

That's pretty impressive! Although, with your user name... it makes sense. Nice work. Going for the century soon? ħumanUser talk:Human 03:47, 27 October 2008 (EDT)

Yes, there will be champagne corks a poppin' at the Dog Pound. Sheesh, that sounds tacky. Perhaps I'll invite Andy and TK around for beers? DogP 10:44, 27 October 2008 (EDT)

Block record[edit]

Over 100 blocks is pretty awesome; I was hoping my block record would go unchallenged, but it fell a loooong time ago :(. However, my single-user block record remains unmatchable... for now ;-)-caius (tinker) 01:20, 5 December 2008 (EST)

Many voices have gone quietly into the still night for me, and at this point I'd like to honour them with a moment's silence.



There. Now, back to poking sticks in the beehive. I wonder who I'll try and annoy today? DogP 14:29, 5 December 2008 (EST)

Ban evasion[edit]

I've been rangeblocked at Conservapedia. Please advise about proxies. Proxima Centauri 11:03, 7 December 2008 (EST)

In fact, why don't we have a How to use proxies for the technically retarded page?PFoster 11:08, 7 December 2008 (EST)
If we all know how to use proxies teh Assfly won't know what's hit him. Proxima Centauri 13:25, 7 December 2008 (EST)
Well, chaps and chapesses, there you go. Surf well, and surf wisely. DogP 14:00, 7 December 2008 (EST)
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! I've been back. Today I'm rangeblocked and I neeeded your advice. Proxima Centauri 13:37, 9 December 2008 (EST)
I'm still rangeblocked. It took me at least an hour to find a proxy that lasted ten minutes before I was blocked again. That ten minutes was fun and I made a valid point. I afterwards came back here and pointed out that a user got blocked for saying that Jesus approved of redistributive taxation because it helps the poor. Is there a quicker way of finding useful proxies? Proxima Centauri 15:04, 12 December 2008 (EST)
Honestly Mr. Centauri, you should lay off the "I did this at CP, then I did that" - I somewhat regret showing you how to use proxies now. Just keep it on the downlow - broadcasting every thread of what you did at CP isn't at all cool, is pretty uninteresting and very smug. And finally, NEVER WIGO your own work. Appallingly uncool. If it's funny enough or good enough, it'll be noticed. And if it is, please don't flounce into the room saying "I did that, see, that was ME!" DogP 10:00, 13 December 2008 (EST)

Schlafly's class causes intense self-pleasuring outbreak[edit]

Very, very disturbing. Thanks for sharing, though. wassaiLOIdWeaselly.jpg~ 18:59, 27 December 2008 (EST)

I'm not sure I get it--or if I'm entirely comfortable with the easy conflation you're making between an adult woman apparently experiencing sexual pleasure and a video full of minor children. PFoster 19:02, 27 December 2008 (EST)
I had intended the self-pleasuring young lady to be displaying how excited she was by Andy's nasal whine, but I see your point. DogP 19:19, 27 December 2008 (EST)
And I see yours, now. Sorry to be a buzz-killer, but seeing as our nemesis works with kids (God help them)....I dunno, I could jut see Ed and Andy and TK, y'know calling the EFF-BEE-EYE if we're not too careful. The idea of a sweet thing like that getting off on Andy talking is pretty funny, though; and the whole porn-from-the-neck-up thing is intriguing and hot. PFoster 19:25, 27 December 2008 (EST)what was that URL again? Yeah, probably best to stay away from things that close to the bone I s'pose. Made me laugh like a drain though as climax was achieved with Andy droning away beside her. I also tried it with the HPV Vaccination/Andy video but the news part of that made it a poor substitute. Never mind! DogP 19:33, 27 December 2008 (EST)

Belated invitation[edit]

Sorry, DogP, I feel rather embarrassed for having forgotten to invite a veteran RationalWikian like you.

In an effort to update our sometimes too-vague and too-often ignored current Community Standards, I drafted a possible update of them. The draft can be found here. I invite you, and the rest of the site, to discuss this important issue on the talk page. Star of David.png Radioactive afikomen Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments. 21:44, 10 January 2009 (EST)

Err ...[edit]

... have you tried following that link? Toast s.png (Toast) and marmalade 12:55, 3 February 2009 (EST)

I know, I know. Intercom use without sufficient coffee is strongly advised against. But thanks a million for the follow-up redirect, much appreciated. DogP 13:03, 3 February 2009 (EST)
Easy done. One of us ought to vape the page in a couple of days. Toast s.png (Toast) and marmalade 13:14, 3 February 2009 (EST)
Yeah, I'll look after that. No point leaving stubby little pages lying around. DogP 13:31, 3 February 2009 (EST)

Classic material[edit]

The Non-Newtonian Clock Challenge...

Pages like that are so wonderful. AS and RS arguing over a loony thing RS doesn't agree with his brother on, and Andy's head being so far up his ass he can see daylight when he opens his mouth. Thanks for reminding me of it... ħumanUser talk:Human 21:07, 27 February 2009 (EST)

Oh hell yeah, that was a fantastic comment, just brilliant. And as you mentioned elsewhere, the Origins of the Moon debate is also worth resisting for all-time lulz. DogP 04:30, 28 February 2009 (EST)


"MarcusCicero" (recreate your account with your real first name and last initial), Your feigned outrage only underscores the need for pointing out how Obama uses the Muslim pronunciation of Pakistan, rather than the English one. I skimmed through your recent edits and noticed that you expressed support for the gay agenda, so I'm confident you're lying. Open your mind and admit that childbirth reduces autism. You can whine all you want, but you need to open your mind. If you really think "bananas" have equal chance of causing autism as vaccination, then further discussion with you is pointless. Godspeed in your efforts to find someone else to debate you.--Andy Schlafly 16:40, 3 March 2009 (EST)

Wha??? MarcusCicero 11:41, 3 March 2009 (EST)

HMMM? What? Hey Marcus, how is the Empire going these days? Not well, with Bertie gone the whole shaggin' house of cards seems to be collapsing, eh? Ah well, there's always the Hot Press Museum of Rock n' Roll. Oh, sorry no. DogP 11:44, 3 March 2009 (EST)

Ken Quote Generator[edit]

I have no idea why my edit deleted all those quotes; I had no intention of doing so. I think I just meant to add one or two lines, so I don't know what happened there. Bear with me; on any day of the last week, on just the two quote generators, I've done more wikiing than in the rest of my life. Sorry if I screwed it up!

Any idea what might have happened and how I can avoid it in the future?

Arithmostoutheriou 23:54, 6 March 2009 (EST)


You busted me! Yeah I love tayto, But I really like king crisps (call me a crisp monarchist), and secretly love supervalu brand cheese and onion. Cheap and cheerful! Taytopacket 21:54, 25 March 2009 (EDT)

I created a userbox for us Turf-Eaters: {{user Irish)). Sure, better than nothing. Taytopacket 21:59, 25 March 2009 (EDT)

The Schlaflyator[edit]

Mate, I loved your description of Andy Schlafly as a "snivelling little shit" so much I had to put it as a userboxen quote. Brilliant. SuperJosh 11:44, 6 April 2009 (EDT)

CUR-moron offsite.[edit]

What did the Beav do this time, June? TheoryOfPractice 23:11, 21 April 2009 (EDT)

Found it. Never mind. Peace, bro. TheoryOfPractice 23:14, 21 April 2009 (EDT)
Ate the rug I think. Then puked it on the dog. Never mind, June, I'll clean it up. ħumanUser talk:Human 01:21, 22 April 2009 (EDT)

Is this the moronic offsite rant? I admit it's bad to have CUR representing the site, but that didn't seem that bad.-Diadochus 01:45, 22 April 2009 (EDT)

"Back on topic, you seem to be trying to enter an alliance with Aschlafly, known to us at RationalWiki as Assfly. Believe me, you do NOT want Conservapedia as an ally. Read RationalWiki. They claim to be against censorship, page deletion, etc. Well, our irony meters go off when they talk about that, because THEY ARE THE MOST FASCIST SITE OUT THERE!"
If that isn't embarrassing and stupid, what is? He claims to speak for us, presents one of our lowest in-jokes as evidence, writes abysmally ("Read RationalWiki. They claim to be against...") and then breaks Godwin's Law all in one stupid post. I for one, don't want this idiot thinking he is some sort of RW spokesperson. Or representing himself as such. Ever. ħumanUser talk:Human 01:50, 22 April 2009 (EDT)
What's all this June business, eh? Eh? There's a good joke going on here and I'm missing it. I demand to be brought into the loop. DogP 11:06, 22 April 2009 (EDT)


Tell me, Dog, do you know what a proxy is? Try the site and see what IP address you end up with. Perhaps if you weren't so busy trying to ensure everyone follows your morals *cough*, you'd be able to learn how the internet works. Just make sure you don't use the mymissingip proxy, as I'm sure you noticed, it breaks wiki pages.

What a fucking dolt. — Signed, by: Neveruse513 / Talk / Block 18:14, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
Maybe so, but I'm not the one who sits here pretending to be better than Conservapedians, only to turn around and throw a tantrum when people don't adhere to my morals. 18:19, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
While that may be true, insinuating that Dog doesn't know about proxies (while being unaware of his frequent use of them) was just silly. I don't know anything about the beef between you and Dog (is this MC?), so I can't comment on the rest. — Signed, by: Neveruse513 / Talk / Block 18:25, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
MC? Sorry, is that a user? I'm afraid I'm not a regular around here hence my use of proxies, I don't want my address banned on CP and I don't really want to create an account.
Perhaps you're right, it is silly. But still, if you look here under the "Go CP!" section, you'll see what this is all about. 18:31, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
Someone else, never mind. Yeah...looks like he got a little touchy. Looks like you both did. Keep in mind, I don't think either of you cares as much as you think each other does...was that a sentence? Some of your edits were funny vandalism, which is ok. Some were more geared toward Encyclopedia Dramatica, which we try not to be, but that's ok too. Either way...cheers. — Signed, by: Neveruse513 / Talk / Block 18:36, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
No you see, that's my point. The homosexual article changes weren't mine, that's why I brought up that I'm editing from behind a proxy. Anyway we'd best leave it at that, I don't want to create too much drama - or, as I think you guys call it around here HCM. 18:46, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
lol...oops. — Signed, by: Neveruse513 / Talk / Block 18:49, 10 July 2009 (UTC)


Commiserations, you small-minded internet troll. Redchuck.gif ГенгисRationalWiki GOLD member 21:05, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

AHAHAHHA, that's FANTASTIC! I'm so proud. Thanks Genghis. Funny thing is, he thinks I've "long ago" been sent packing, but he's totally out of touch - in recent times I've been adding new worthy socks at a healthy clip, and I've still not once lost any of my three really old ones. Ah well, TK, you still haven't tracked me down. I'll tell you what though, I'll be honest about it, and if you out me, I'll tell you. --DogPMarmite Patrol 21:46, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

Main Page left[edit]

I am attempting to reconstruct the MPL before Crundy laughed it off CP as no-one seems to have made a screencap. Do you remember what the first picture was in the "Message to UK Evolutionist Richard Dawkins" section? I have all the others. Redchuck.gif ГенгисGum disease 20:02, 14 July 2009 (UTC)

Forget it, I found it out. Redchuck.gif ГенгисGum disease 23:36, 14 July 2009 (UTC)
That's it! Just amazing, nice job Genghis, nice job. Look at that thing. Sheer unadulterated brilliance. Hitwin, two Canadian flags, vultures, dead bulls, windmills, it's just fucking TOP. We may never see such days again, sniff. --DogPMarmite Patrol 23:39, 14 July 2009 (UTC)


Just wanted to drop you a line and wish you condolensces and other meaningless words in light of the shit that's been going on in your life recently. I broke up with my girlfriend a while ago aswell, although I'm not going to pretend that's nearly as bad as what you must be going through.

Anyway, keep your head above the water mate. SJ Debaser 13:40, 27 July 2009 (UTC)

Thank you Josh, you're really thoughtful to reach out. Yeh, things look pretty shit from where I'm standing right now. I'm going to keep myself busy and try and let time do its thing. --DogPMarmite Patrol 16:12, 27 July 2009 (UTC)


Ah, sorry, I farted.
This page has been
gas attacked by SuperJosh.

I can't believe I haven't already done this here. Enjoy. SJ Debaser 16:15, 7 September 2009 (UTC)

Donation fiasco[edit]

Really, I don't want to fight with you, but it seems like you are on a one-man mission. I don't like reverting edits by long-time editors I respect, but, really, surely these sort of changes should be done with discussion, not by fiat? 03:41, 14 November 2009 (UTC)

Fighting? This isn't fighting! This is friendly argy-bargy! Nah, I'm not taking it too seriously, and recommend you don't either. But it's worth a strong debate I think - I kind feel strongly about it. None of this little Universe would even exist without Trent, and I KNOW he picks up our tab all the time. Not fair. That is all. Be well. DogPMarmite Patrol 07:30, 14 November 2009 (UTC)


What's got you up at 4.30AM my Irish friend? SJ Debaser 04:31, 29 November 2009 (UTC)

Errr....I live in PST, not GMT. DogPMarmite Patrol 04:57, 29 November 2009 (UTC)
Also also you should engage pibot to archive your talk page. It not only feels good, but as I understadn it, you get reacharound. ħumanUser talk:Human 04:39, 29 November 2009 (UTC)
OHHH apologies, you're Irish-American. I thought you were a Dubliner for some reason. SJ Debaser 14:56, 29 November 2009 (UTC)
No, I am - but I'm a emmigrant. God please save me from being an Irish-American. DogPMarmite Patrol 18:20, 29 November 2009 (UTC)

Andrew Schlafly / captuebot2[edit]

Just to let you know that capturebot2 doesn't monitor all pages. If you add a <capture> tag to a non-monitored page, you must list it on a monitored page such as capturebot2's sandbox. I've taken the liberty of adding CP's relativity's talk page for you, along with an anchored image to the section of interest. CS Miller 13:31, 29 November 2009 (UTC)

Interesting, I didn't know that. Thanks for the advice and help, CSM. DogPMarmite Patrol 18:22, 29 November 2009 (UTC)

Assfly Page[edit]

What's with you going all Ken on the Andrew Schlafly page? CrundyTalk nerdy to me 21:39, 8 December 2009 (UTC)

Huh? DogPMarmite Patrol 03:47, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
Don't lie to us. We're on to you.........Aceof Spades 03:47, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
WTF? Here I am, just in from a hard day at the office (dear), nice big enormous glass of sake in hand, feet up, watching ManU's most shambolic backline getting a new asshole opened up for them - hopefully. And you shower of bozos come 'round here, accusing me of Kenish behaviour? Gentlemen - flintlock pistols at dawn or your hide - which is it to be? DogPMarmite Patrol 03:51, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
We have been watching you for some time now...oh yes. Aceof Spades 03:53, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
Holy fucking FUCK, can't a chap get just a little peace in his castle? Here you are, come 'round here, pissing in my geraniums, banging on me windahs, and you wit' yer big fuckin' head on ye like a fucking big cauliflower, yer big eejit. Feck off, I'm busy, and now I am moving on from sake to beer. The evening continues. DogPMarmite Patrol 03:55, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
It would be a lot easier if you just came clean. Aceof Spades 03:56, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
Now look at what you have gone and done....

Not big enough, sadly. DogPMarmite Patrol 04:17, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

From my conglomerate to yours...[edit]

All the staff at McWicked Co. wish you a merry christmas.

Andy quotes[edit]

Hey, DP. According to the talk page, not all the quotes are genuine. Would what you added to the description be accurate? --ConcernedresidentAsk me about your mother 17:42, 5 April 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, I hear that. But it would be SO much better if we could have it be for real - it would increase the stupid. Greatly. I've long fought for it to be factual. DogPMarmite Patrol 20:09, 5 April 2010 (UTC)


Oh man, I haven't laughed that hard, out loud, to something on the internet in a long time. But I can't decide which made me laugh more, the video, or the text book.

I gotta say though the "I don't want to talk to scientist, those motherfuckers be lying and making me pissed" line is just about perfect. Also the thoughtful pensive look on the clown face asking about magnets.......oh is wasted on Talk CP! Post it at the bar or something! tmtoulouse 22:11, 10 April 2010 (UTC)

Isn't it brilliant?! Those two fucking bozos are just superbly ridiculous - "look at me with my wack clown face, I be SCARY an' shit!". And beneath the whiteface, there's big dopes with beards. Yeah, I was thinking the post might get lost there, I'll copy it over to the saloon. DogPMarmite Patrol 23:02, 10 April 2010 (UTC)

"those awful Romans... tried to keep my people away from good jobs"[edit]

So, you're a Pict? :) Real first name and last initial (talk) 13:38, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

Well, errrr, no, but a Celt. But let's not split Pictish hairs, eh?! DogPMarmite Patrol 16:46, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

Oh, and another thing[edit]

Ken's Conservapedia has a calliope in tow, played by the nude organist from Monty Python. DickTurpis (talk) 15:28, 29 May 2010 (UTC)

I believe the nude organist was Terry Gilliam. SJ Debaser 15:36, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
Terry Jones, I think. Though actually, it may have changed. I seem to recall it was originally Gilliam, but Jones took it over and is the more famous version. Damn, my brain is filled with way too much Monty Python minutiae. DickTurpis (talk) 15:41, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
I picture the Conservatraption as looking something like a mashup of the caravan thing in The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, and a Zeppelin. DogPMarmite Patrol 18:20, 29 May 2010 (UTC)

Drop out[edit]

Sorry. Mike's had to drop out of the project because of other commitments. We might be able to get back on track for March. He explains it more at DD5G HJUI KGI3 385K 85KK. Answer your goddamn emails, it saves having to drop a talk page comment and then oversight it afterwards. Scarlet A.pnggnostic 01:22, 13 February 2011 (UTC)

SSD8 GGSX 8DSA MMXC 44SE WELK 2NX8 CVXS 6G78 V04S TUZL JSSM 4DS3. DogP (talk) 18:15, 14 February 2011 (UTC)


RationalWiki:SPOV Notice the last line. It should of course go without saying that snark and accuracy are not mutually exclusive, so no stretching the truth for a joke. Please address my talk page edits in libertarian and do not continue to vandalize the page via reverts to incorrect information.-- (talk) 06:17, 28 February 2011 (UTC)

Fuck off. DogP (talk) 06:20, 28 February 2011 (UTC)

Just read your username, you're not fucking around[edit]

I don't take things on the web personally, but I'm not letting this one go ;). ConservapediaEditor (talk) 01:03, 1 March 2011 (UTC)

Sorry, I'm very busy fighting another Libertarian elsewhere on the internet, so I don't have time to fight you now. I will fight you laterz. DogP (talk) 01:58, 1 March 2011 (UTC)
After you're done with that and we get the edit warring out of us, I would like to have a serious discussion on this topic. I'm interested in you expounding on your viewpoint. ConservapediaEditor (talk) 02:03, 1 March 2011 (UTC)
OK, want a serious discussion on your WIGO? Go ahead. My points as to why I edited it are:
a) you only introduced that WIGO as a pointed political response to the previous one about the Tory council;
b) the story could easily have been a defense of the liberal and fair UK public legal system;
c) it reeked of Daily Mail 'Little Englander' indignation - about as surprising as Fox News demonising the Wisconsin protesters;
d) rewriting WIGO's is very common around here, get over it. It's a mobocracy here;
e) your edit comment "Who would've thunk "RationalWiki" was filled with so many deadbeat lowlifes who think home invasion is OK. You would get shot for such a stunt in the US" incensed me because I loathe petty, small-minded Amerocentrism. You do realise there's plenty of countries in the world which are thankfully free of guns, and that we look at the US and think your entire nation is insane because of your gun laws? And that we're right?
f) we're neither WP nor CP, in case you haven't noticed it's a pretty harsh climate around here for right-wing viewpoints. What were you thinking was going to happen to your WIGO?
Have a nice day! DogP (talk) 16:43, 1 March 2011 (UTC)


3 months? Fuck you, asshole. Get a clue. ħumanUser talk:Human 04:47, 26 March 2011 (UTC)

Stop sign.svg

This conversation is about to go badly downhill, inevitably ending in comparisons to Hitler, and hurt feelings all around.
Stop now. Step away from the keyboard.
Go pet a jerboa, or milk a goat.

Mjollnir.svgListenerXTalkerX 04:52, 26 March 2011 (UTC)

This conversation is about to go badly downhill,
inevitably ending in comparisons to Hitler,
and hurt feelings all round.

Blue (pester) 17:26, 26 March 2011 (UTC)
I've missed Human's in-your-face attitude. SJ Debaser 17:35, 26 March 2011 (UTC)
That was lovely, wasn't it? --DogP (talk) 21:25, 26 March 2011 (UTC)

Removal of red link[edit]

Dear Doggedpersistence,

Please excuse the boorish intrusion to your user page. I assure you my only action was to change "[[Tmtoulouse]]" to "[[User:Tmtoulouse|Tmtoulouse]]. I tried to ignore the red link but found that I did not have the willpower. If you wish to revert the edit, I completely understand.

zieber (talk) 20:16, 5 May 2011 (UTC)


"(User rights log); 23:53 . . Doggedpersistence (Talk | contribs | block HotVandal®) changed group membership for User:Doggedpersistence from Bureaucrats and Sysops to (none) (I don't give a bollix. I'm resigning these fucking useless pathetic titles)"

Yeah, I hear you there. I leave for a week, and this place has gone into a massive HCM, the likes of which are the subject of MC's wet dreams. Punky Your mental puke relief 04:58, 9 May 2011 (UTC)

It's fucking ridiculous. We should all renounce our titles. DogP (talk) 04:59, 9 May 2011 (UTC)
Hmmm.... Maybe.... Lord Goonie Hooray! I'm helping! 05:00, 9 May 2011 (UTC)
So much butthurt 'round here recently. Now there's butthurt over butthurt (meta-butthurt?). New plan: Reduce butthurt levels by ignoring butthurt. Nebuchadnezzar (talk) 05:03, 9 May 2011 (UTC)
But I was on a road trip all week. My butt hurts more than most, because I sat for a long period of time, and I know of no creams that can help me.... Punky Your mental puke relief 05:06, 9 May 2011 (UTC)
I suggest we all renounce our titles and give them to the concern trolls. DogP (talk)
Not sysoppery. So many red exclamation marks. Nebuchadnezzar (talk) 05:05, 9 May 2011 (UTC)