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What do you mean by if you want Elassint?[edit]

I am only tying to expose the truth! And what is with the notices on my user talk page that random people are now watching me? If there is some rule in your policy that is aganst editing other peoples userpage then i aplogize, but as stated before I am only tying to expose the truth! Cgvb98xcbv8 22:37, 30 October 2007 (EDT)

I haven't a clue what truth you're on about but: we are always watching - everything- not just you. An editor's User page is sacrosanct unless they are totally beyond the pale. SusanYou don't have to talk, but ... 22:43, 30 October 2007 (EDT)

White Supremacist[edit]

By blocking the Black Panther account, you have been proven to be a White Supremacist. Yakub 22:54, 30 October 2007 (EDT)

Email me....[edit]

You are one of the few real people here. You deserve to see some things. If I knew how to contact you I would, but last I checked you had no email enabled here. --Иight¤Ṭrain ♦Τalk ǃ 22:19, 2 November 2007 (EDT)

As you should know, I do not have email available. If anyone wishes to hold private conversations that's up to them - I don't think hacking private sites is anything to brag about. Ad hom attacks are pretty low. SusanYou don't have to talk, but ... 22:28, 2 November 2007 (EDT)
No one hacked, as one of their own members has admitted to letting someone see it. You are sort of misinformed, and hating on me, where there is no hate warranted. It's your own people here who have being lying to you, Susan. If you are ever of a fair enough mind to hear both sides, IM me from your phone, I assume it will do that. Matt.101a on Yahoo. If not, well, in the grand scheme of things, not important. Until those other two got involved, I had never posted anything here too argumentative, eh? I rather enjoyed our interactions, though, and will miss that. --Иight¤Ṭrain ♦Τalk ǃ 22:36, 2 November 2007 (EDT)
Full disclosure time! Now stop bothering the ladies, Matt, and go play somewhere else. --AKjeldsenGodspeed! 22:59, 2 November 2007 (EDT)
You could email me (Email enabled, but no idea what to do with it. /wikinoob) and tell me all your sweet, juicy, tantalizing infoz if it pleezes you. :P NorsemanWassail! 23:05, 2 November 2007 (EDT)

Hot or not?[edit]

I think you're hot. Bring on the horsewhips! Khyber pass 16:41, 3 November 2007 (EDT)

I second that. Makes me want to be a sysop/buraeucrat! NorsemanWassail! 16:51, 3 November 2007 (EDT)
We all think you're hot, babe!
Did I say that? Forget I said that. --Kels 16:51, 3 November 2007 (EDT)

Right kels! - hands off! - (Jayne)

Sorry Kels, I did log out but .... she's only joking (I think) SusanYou don't have to talk, but ... 17:21, 3 November 2007 (EDT)

OK, the party's over folks. Please disperse quietly, there's nothing more to see. This was just a test. (No untruths were committed in the exercising of this test) Genghis Khant 17:02, 3 November 2007 (EDT)
In accordance with test protocols, we will stop enhancing the truth in 3...2...1... --Kels 17:28, 3 November 2007 (EDT)
Please note that any appearance of danger is merely a device to enhance your testing experience. --AKjeldsenGodspeed! 18:40, 3 November 2007 (EDT)

Edit conflict[edit]

Now there's a thing, I just had an edit conflict with myself - I hit save twice, the second time must have been after the four tildes had been substed but before the save had been sent. The diffs showed as 4 tildes against the full sig - weird. Susan... purrrrrr ...

I've done that, too. Sometimes the software runs slow or jams, and when I hit save the second time, EC. Sometimes I have hit "back" to fix a typo or summat, I get EC'd about 50% of the time doing that. humanUser talk:Human 14:01, 13 November 2007 (EST)

Articles Created[edit]

I received that message you sent me but I don't know how to make that userbox or whatever it is. I tried creating it and it said error. --Uncle J 20:26, 13 November 2007 (EST) not a shaman.

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help nav template[edit]

Do you think we should alphabetize the entries in the box? Except perhaps for the main help link being first? humanUser talk:Human 14:39, 14 November 2007 (EST)

I'm working on automating it to include all contents of category help. But - yes. Susan... purrrrrr ... 14:45, 14 November 2007 (EST)
Ah, ok, that will do it. No need to do it manually in the mean time then. Are you going to be able to make it so the files are listed by "short" names like the template does right now? humanUser talk:Human 15:34, 14 November 2007 (EST)
Uh -- ah -- yeah -- I -- ah -- that is -- eventually -- don't hold yer bref though. Susan... purrrrrr ... 15:43, 14 November 2007 (EST)
Wow, that's coming out nicely. Is there any way to make the keyword template "hide" itself? humanUser talk:Human 14:08, 15 November 2007 (EST)

I'm still working on it - look @ various blogs - etc. They often have keywords @ the page bottom - gimme another couple of hours. Don't forget it takes me 5 minutes to make 1 edit & view the result. Susan... purrrrrr ... 14:14, 15 November 2007 (EST)

Bless you my child, for thou hast laboured mightily. Have a gold star. '*Jesus*' 14:38, 15 November 2007 (EST)

(Who's that tosser?)

It can be amended to put all: (for instance) "evolution" related or "Conservapedia AND Evolution" (I think) or" Bible AND Evolution". Just have to put an appropriate keyword (requiring an extra entry on keyword template) on each page & select for it in the dpl. Quite a lot of work to initialise but easy to maintain once started.

The list could be alphabetised but it would make the category order the same & possibly non-intuitive. Susan... purrrrrr ... 16:11, 15 November 2007 (EST)

Right now it's alpha by the underlying filenames, right? One reason for alpha, is to use intuitive keywords, so they can be scanned for. And as far as keywords, can you add a conditional so if there is no keyword, the article title is used? In a lot of cats, the title is just fine. Or at least, an instruction at the template telling how to list articles by pagename and not keyword? Lookin' good though! humanUser talk:Human 18:48, 15 November 2007 (EST)

Could someone import a nice graphic question mark for me please. eg wp:Image:White_square_with_question_mark.png or wp:Image:Question_mark_refdesk.png or (preferably)something prettier/funkier.Susan... purrrrrr ... 16:35, 15 November 2007 (EST)

Done. tmtoulouse vex 16:39, 15 November 2007 (EST)


I fixed that wrap problem after finding it by removing spaces from a couple of keywords. The spaces on each side of the links were not copied over properly from helpnav. humanUser talk:Human 16:34, 17 November 2007 (EST)

Naughty me - I didn't copy it - I rewrote it on my desktop & transferred it on SD card - can you find a suitable Image to put in header section? Susan... miaow ... 16:39, 17 November 2007 (EST)
How about the monkeys walking into men thingie, split on the left and right of the header? Or a group picture of CP sysops scratching their heads? I'll see what I can find on teh innertubes... humanUser talk:Human 16:50, 17 November 2007 (EST)
I like this: and it would split well. I'll have to see if it's copyright though. humanUser talk:Human 16:53, 17 November 2007 (EST)

(ec) Yeah, looked all over wp - couldn't find it - I've got a lovely version on my desktop machine - it's a long story. As far as I can tell you can only put 1 (one) piccy in if using navigationbox template(as we are). Susan... miaow ... 16:57, 17 November 2007 (EST)

How about stuffing normal wiki image tage on each side of the title, in the same line of code? I'll try it... humanUser talk:Human 17:44, 17 November 2007 (EST)

Oh, and look how WP uses "collapse/expand" things in their larger boxes - I would love to see that here, with the default on "collapsed" - keeps the page space uncluttered unless someone wants to see it. humanUser talk:Human 17:47, 17 November 2007 (EST)

(ec)I'm a tad ahead of you there but it's tricky. Susan... miaow ... 17:52, 17 November 2007 (EST)

Yup, you can put images in line w/title. Check what I did to it, then revert. humanUser talk:Human 17:49, 17 November 2007 (EST)
Take it that it looks ok on a full screen - 'orrid on mine but it works - now find the piccies! Susan... miaow ... 18:00, 17 November 2007 (EST)
Cool, I'll search for the best. By the way, do we really want to put stubs in the template? humanUser talk:Human 18:14, 17 November 2007 (EST)
To encourage de-stubbing? Susan... miaow ... 18:20, 17 November 2007 (EST)
I guess. If we had that hide/show thing I wouldn't mind so much. One of those stubs wasn't much to build on, dunno about the other. Check out the image(s) I put on there. humanUser talk:Human 18:27, 17 November 2007 (EST)

Mmmmmmm - loverly! Is it a self portrait? I'm working on the collapse thing - but it might take a couple of days on account of I've suddenly got a life & I'll be out tomorrow. Susan... miaow ... 18:37, 17 November 2007 (EST)

Thanks! yes, that's me during the 1st 3 hours of the day on the left, and the last 3 on the right. Glad you like it. I can't wait to work something up for the math template I see you working on. I don't mind waiting for show/hide, I just want it ;) A life?! You go, girl, get out and have some "real" funz! We'll still be here when you get back... humanUser talk:Human 18:48, 17 November 2007 (EST)


Sheisse! The collapse function is JavaScript - it don't work on mine - I can probably code it but won't be able to see it. Bugger! Susan... miaow ... 19:12, 17 November 2007 (EST)

Bummer, makes it hard to test, eh? So you can't collapse TOC's either? humanUser talk:Human 19:29, 17 November 2007 (EST)
(Nope - searching for update on Pocket Windows. Who knows? Susan... miaow ... 19:35, 17 November 2007 (EST))
Nar! Requires about 4 complex templates importing & in depth knowledge of template construction - too much agro for now but I'll persevere. Susan... miaow ... 15:13, 18 November 2007 (EST)

Hmmm, maybe if you tell me what/where they are I could save you a few edit steps by bringing them over? humanUser talk:Human 18:12, 18 November 2007 (EST)

I've got 'em - it's just that they're very complex - I don't like to use things I don't understand - but I'm still working on it. Susan... miaow ... 18:26, 18 November 2007 (EST)
The Navbox template's been growing/improving for years on WP, there's at least 44 templates used in all - I've got the main 4 but the rest - eff! I might start importing from the most basic on up - they do keen things like pretty headers & stuff. Susan... miaow ... 19:50, 18 November 2007 (EST)

You'd have to copy about 100 templates - they seem to breed on wp. Every page wants at least 1 more & some refer to templates that refer to the template you're referring from (recursion gone mad). I'll persevere but we might have to stick with what we've got. (some have weird css things going on too.) (copy wp:category:Template? Ha!)Susan... miaow ... 19:40, 19 November 2007 (EST)

Yeah, I've seen that - there was one I liked (the collapsing box, I bet), that referenced about six other templates, some of which weren't documented - and some of which couldn't be found! (they would redirect in some strange way to a kind of quasi template tutorial) I understand subroutines are good programming, but they do tend to make things rather opaque. Yah, copy the whole namespace and we'll be golden... humanUser talk:Human 21:55, 19 November 2007 (EST)

And I've been trying to plough through the help:template & help:advanced template - don't recommend it - they could use a training manual writer. The help pages are generally crap. Susan... miaow ... 22:45, 19 November 2007 (EST)

I agree. Ours are much better ;) (seriously) humanUser talk:Human 23:18, 19 November 2007 (EST)


How do you edit his user talk page? It won't let me. (Is it because I have never been demoted?) Researcher 11:57, 20 November 2007 (EST)

Yup! But tmt's unprotected it now. Susan... miaow ... 12:04, 20 November 2007 (EST)


See mr verbosity's back! Susan... miaow ... 21:24, 22 November 2007 (EST)


I feel that you may be in danger of confusing our transatlantic cousins. .-) More for the DysLexicon?--Bobbing up 13:47, 26 November 2007 (EST)

Well they did object to "The Fallen Maddonna with the Big Boobies" some time ago, so they deserve all they get. Dyslexicon it by all means. Susan... miaow ... 13:53, 26 November 2007 (EST)


You should adding pwning the main page to the help/bored article... humanUser talk:Human 21:51, 28 November 2007 (EST)

How are thing going with the house?[edit]

And do you have broadband yet or are you still tapping away with a stylus?--Bobbing up 09:24, 2 December 2007 (EST)

Downstairs just needs decorating now - in for xmas - BT want to charge for conection since June: fighting; so no landline yet. Susanpurrrrr ... 09:31, 2 December 2007 (EST)
Shame you've still got no landline. Must be a pain ion the PDA.--Bobbing up 10:38, 2 December 2007 (EST)
I'm accustomed to it after all this time & I keep working on t' desktop while playing wth youse guys. Susanpurrrrr ... 10:47, 2 December 2007 (EST)

See for discussion re my screen size!.Susanpurrrrr ... 10:59, 2 December 2007 (EST)

Just goes to show that size isn't everything.--Bobbing up 12:40, 2 December 2007 (EST)


Is it worth archiving those pages, maybe under his user page? It's a lot funnier stuff than most of the wandals we get, and didn't affect any existing pages. --Kels 09:51, 2 December 2007 (EST)

Fun? Susanpurrrrr ... 09:55, 2 December 2007 (EST)

Hmm, maybe make up some quickie template to say they were the work of User:Bobert and shift 'em over, yeah. --Kels 09:58, 2 December 2007 (EST)
You do it then, I'm too slow. Susanpurrrrr ... 10:03, 2 December 2007 (EST)
Okay, could you clean up the redirects, please? I'm not sure how to do that part. --Kels 10:04, 2 December 2007 (EST)
Dun! Susanpurrrrr ... 10:37, 2 December 2007 (EST)


I just stopped in to say hello and have a nice cup of tea and a sit down [1]. DogP 19:42, 4 December 2007 (EST)

Awesome... this is what teh innertubes are really for! humanUser talk:Human 19:45, 4 December 2007 (EST)
I'm having tea & Rich Tea® biccies before going to bed. Pull up a goat. Susanpurrrrr ... 19:49, 4 December 2007 (EST)

I'm am throwing sanity to the wind, living like a veritable King and luxuriating in a Chocolate Hazelnut Rolled Pirouette. Sheesh! You can tell I'm New Money! DogP 19:54, 4 December 2007 (EST)

Mmmmmmm... CHOCOLATE!!!! Get thee behind me! Susanpurrrrr ... 20:01, 4 December 2007 (EST)
Don't worry, chocolate will end up on your behind one way or another. --Kels 17:14, 8 December 2007 (EST)
Do you think you two could do this behind closed doors? Oherwise it starts to bring out the voyeur in the rest of us. Jollyfish.gifGenghis Marauding 17:26, 8 December 2007 (EST)
All I know is, I have a real craving for tea biccies right about now. --Kels 17:52, 8 December 2007 (EST)
'm having coffee & ginger nuts as I type. Susanpurrrrr ... 18:02, 8 December 2007 (EST)
Damn, and all I have is roast beef with slow cooked potatoes, mushroom gravy and Yorkshires. --Kels 18:06, 8 December 2007 (EST)

Well: it is 11:50 pm here - We had enormous mushrooms baked in garlick & STILTON sauce @ 5:30 - Roast beef etc (inc. Yorky puds) Sunday about 4: pm. Susanpurrrrr ... 18:22, 8 December 2007 (EST)

Awww, c'mon![edit]

n/t Secret Squirrel 18:41, 7 December 2007 (EST) Start an article in Fun: & put 'em in it! Susanpurrrrr ... 18:45, 7 December 2007 (EST)

Speculating[edit]'s me, Susan. You have eyes like a hawk. Ssshhh. I'm also one of the responders. DogP 16:44, 8 December 2007 (EST)

Trust you're fibbing! I was hoping to put the mockers on a real wingnut. Not blocked yet anyhoo!. Susanpurrrrr ...

Sadly I have as yet seemed unable to provoke my hoped-for full agreement in writing, but time is on my side if I can keep her alive. DogP 18:01, 8 December 2007 (EST)


This afternoon my cat knocked my pda off the table. I noticed but did nothing - it's happened before. About an hour later I picked it up & - the battery pack had been dislodged! Result - complete memory wipe - bookmarks, favourites contact list - all gone! Aaaaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhh! Susanpurrrrr ... 17:38, 8 December 2007 (EST)

This user likes to play with her pussy.
Just one look at this user's pussy drives Jeeves wild.
I have a TI-89 calculator, and once the batteries got taken out before I could archive my stuff. My games and programs got erased... I know its not the same, but I sympathize. ♠ ŖєuĻєəux ♠say wнäτ? 17:42, 8 December 2007 (EST)
Your pussy needs a good licking! Jollyfish.gifGenghis Marauding 17:45, 8 December 2007 (EST)
I do believe you forgot to add "Mrs. Slocombe." --JeєvsYour signature uses all my CPU time... 17:49, 8 December 2007 (EST)
Thank you for that, er...lovely sentiment... ♠ ŖєuĻєəux ♠say wнäτ? 17:48, 8 December 2007 (EST)

Seems like all I have to do is mention my cat (of which I have a variety - one with 9 lives & 1 with nine tails) & the pornographers leap out of the undergrowth. What have I ever done to encourage it? Susanpurrrrr ... 18:33, 8 December 2007 (EST)

In my case, I blame User:Genghis Khant for reminding me of "Are you being served?" --JeєvsYour signature uses all my CPU time... 18:40, 8 December 2007 (EST)
And I blame you for making me think of "Have You Been Saved". Goat fucking speed you shameless liberal deceivers! humanUser talk:Human 21:08, 9 December 2007 (EST)

Fings Wot I Dun[edit]

Niandra Susan, you are amazing!!!! God bless you! -- Aschlafly
Wow, Niandra Susan, you're fantastic!!!!! Lord bless you! -- Aschlafly
Niandra Susan, you have a new special power: "Lock database" "Feed goats". Thanks and Godspeed. Goats peed. Aschlafly Jollyfish.gifGenghis Marauding 08:09, 9 December 2007 (EST)

It's amazing what can be achieved if you listen to God reason and "Keep an open mind". btw I'm already in charge of the mongooses (mongeese? mongice?) mongoose and the other mongoose - will they be ok with the goats? Susanpurrrrr ... 08:34, 9 December 2007 (EST)
( hint: <s> </s> does instead of <strike> - could save yo from RSI if you doa lot like the above ) Susanpurrrrr ...
Er, I knew that. Jollyfish.gifGenghis Marauding 12:48, 9 December 2007 (EST)
Errr ... I probably thought you probably did (probably). Susanpurrrrr ... 12:56, 9 December 2007 (EST)

Blocking for breasts.[edit]

Glad you approve. PFoster 16:06, 12 December 2007 (EST)

Hey Hun[edit]

Hope I didn't offend - I can tend to lose it a bit in arguments! No hard feelings? MarcusCicero 18:51, 13 December 2007 (EST)

Ha! Sexist swine! ;-) Susanpurrrrr ... 18:59, 13 December 2007 (EST)

lol.. I was going for the whole 'gay best friend' thing to be honest! MarcusCicero 19:03, 13 December 2007 (EST)

Hee - you picked the wrong girl(!) here - my gay best friend is my best friend. No offence taken. :-) Susanpurrrrr ... 19:27, 13 December 2007 (EST)


for deleting the racist crap. I have no idea how that hadn't been detected before (I was looking throuhg the "lonely pages"). Researcher 23:12, 13 December 2007 (EST)

Nice work[edit]

On this one. 14:28, 16 December 2007 (EST) CЯacke®

Yes thank you for blocking a person because they did not agree with you. I am sure everyone is happy with you action. After all, i was disagreeing with the group, and we know how [[Good|bad]] that can be. Συντηρητικός27 14:35, 16 December 2007 (EST)
Had you discussed your radical (POV) changes in talk, you might have got a bit further. We are, generally left of centre organised but always prepared to listen to (read be amused by) right wing twits who think that conservatives have Morels (not once but twice!). Love, kiss kiss. Susanpurrrrr ... 14:44, 16 December 2007 (EST)
I remember a rhyme that spoke to something like this:
There are old conservative? mushroom hunters and
There are bold liberal? mushroom hunters but
There are NO old bold mushroom hunters.
If the fue shits. 15:13, 16 December 2007 (EST) CЯacke®


...let me have fun in the MediaWiki namespace--Closer government 17:17, 17 December 2007 (EST)

Why? humanUser talk:Human 17:24, 17 December 2007 (EST)
I want to have some fun in the MediaWiki namespace, I've never been able to edit that space. While I'm here, can I become an administrator?--Closer government 17:25, 17 December 2007 (EST)

Care for a blog?[edit]

We need beta testers, so if you're interested… --Linus(plot evil tech) 16:51, 21 December 2007 (EST)


UR mean. My socks don't like you and you called Ryan and idiot. That is mean. b0000000000! — Unsigned, by: Elassint / talk / contribs

You & your ilk are stupid timewasters! Susanpurrrrr ... 01:16, 22 December 2007 (EST)
Heh. I find the block reason funny. Because you are really the only one who sees me as an "immature idiot". --Cheers,Ryanǂ wuz here ǂ 02:36, 22 December 2007 (EST)
Don't be so sure. Researcher 02:46, 22 December 2007 (EST)
I mean everyone I know. Seriously. --Cheers,Ryanǂ wuz here ǂ 02:47, 22 December 2007 (EST)
I tend to agree with Susan & Researcher :( Jollyfish.gifGenghis Marauding 04:06, 22 December 2007 (EST)
I can't see anything to agree or disagree with? --Cheers,Ryanǂ wuz here ǂ 06:47, 22 December 2007 (EST)
Do the words "immature" and "idiot" ring any bells? Jollyfish.gifGenghis Marauding 08:01, 22 December 2007 (EST)
I'm with Susan on this one.--Bobbing up 12:04, 22 December 2007 (EST)
I concur. humanUser talk:Human 15:05, 22 December 2007 (EST)
Everyone is comfusing me -- 01:03, 24 December 2007 (EST)
I suppose i am also an "immature idiot"? -- 13:50, 24 December 2007 (EST)

Really sorry to see you take a break[edit]

You will be missed. I hope you come back soon. Researcher 02:46, 22 December 2007 (EST)

Susan, you are valued by many of the old timers here. Hope you can rejoin the fray when you don't have to rely on your PDA. Jollyfish.gifGenghis Marauding 04:09, 22 December 2007 (EST)
Do come back soon, ignore the dolts and we'll try to clean up their messes - or get them to stop making them... humanUser talk:Human 15:06, 22 December 2007 (EST)
Susan dear, Elassint and Ryan have both left of their own accord. I don't know if this makes any difference but we're missing you and your pussy terribly. Jollyfish.gifGenghis Marauding 17:25, 22 December 2007 (EST)
NOOOooOOOOoOOO! I'll give you a blog! kthx.
I know, that was utterly incoherent, but I was so distraught that I can't be held responsible. I plead temporary insanity. --Linus(plot evil tech) 17:30, 22 December 2007 (EST)
I hope you have a great "whatever you do for 25/12" and an awesome Boxing Day and make it back here refreshed and, as the rednecks say here in ousa, "loaded for bear". Happy Holidays, and miss you. humanUser talk:Human 01:25, 24 December 2007 (EST)

Susan, don't go for long, and please come back. I know it's hard for you to get to e-mail but feel free to contact me if you like. RW would lose a lot if it lost you for long.-αmεσ (decider) 01:40, 24 December 2007 (EST)

Just sayin'. You're definitely missed. Researcher 16:46, 28 December 2007 (EST)

Come baaaaaack…[edit]

--Linus(plot evil tech) 16:25, 29 December 2007 (EST)

See what you've done? You've made the baby Linus cry! --Kels 16:38, 29 December 2007 (EST)
Isn't it terrible? --Linus(plot evil tech) 19:18, 29 December 2007 (EST)
Actually, it was a tortured scream, not a whimper. Sorry to have been unclear on that point. --Linus(plot evil tech) 15:41, 30 December 2007 (EST)
She's just taking a break! Though, I miss her too, she's mah favorite soppy. NorsemanWassail! 16:45, 29 December 2007 (EST)
She has popped in and out a few times, without logging in. Hopefully she is just busy holidaying. humanUser talk:Human 17:07, 29 December 2007 (EST)
Hi. Nice to see you active again.  :-) -- 06:23, 31 December 2007 (EST)


Happy New Year!

to all my readers!

Susanpurrrrr ... 19:04, 31 December 2007 (EST)

Happy New Year, and good to see you back. Should I give your regards to the Pope next I see him? ;-) --AKjeldsenGodspeed! 20:29, 31 December 2007 (EST)
Have some brightly colored letters! humanUser talk:Human 20:33, 31 December 2007 (EST)

My fanatical devotion don't extend that far! Susanpurrrrr ... 20:35, 31 December 2007 (EST)

Glad to see you back. Happy New Year. Researcher 20:37, 31 December 2007 (EST)

Same your way Researcher. (peers all around) have the idiots all gone? Susanpurrrrr ... 20:50, 31 December 2007 (EST)
Unfortunately, they pop back up occasionally. But...mostly. Researcher 21:29, 31 December 2007 (EST)

Welcome back! --Linus(plot evil tech) 21:42, 31 December 2007 (EST)


Hi Susan. I gathered from your links that you are a south west-based individual. I lived in Salisbury for a few years after I left the Army, and now live a few miles (12?) away, up north of Winchester. I saw your material about shamanism and wondered if you'd ever attended, eg Avebury, recently. I try to go whenever circumstances permit on the major festivals, just for the /coughs "druid fluid" and a chance to chat with Arthur; I'm actually working on a MS at the moment about him and the case for "once and future king/envronmentalist activism". Myself and Arthur share a few roots - ex Army, Aldershot etc - but he ended up going his route and I ended up going mine. But he is a very compelling figure, that can't be denied. Except perhaps by the mainstream media :) As above so below pubs open lets go! Fox. [— Unsigned, by: / talk / contribs ]

Ha! - shaman thing was (I think) Thunderkatz lulz - I'm a Northerner born& bred - Sheffield originally now (@ 63 y. o.) Nottinghamshire. Afraid I'm actually a materialist to the extreme - I'm no more than an animal that happens to think. Came back from pub about an hour ago. Cheers! Susanpurrrrr ... 10:30, 1 January 2008 (EST)
Hehe, I'm just off to the pub. Tig! :) ~Fox.


Speaking of me, I've been away for awhile, so I'm behind on major news. What happened with TK? Demoted? Revolted? Help me out. ThunderkatzHo! 14:23, 3 January 2008 (EST)

He left, got de-sysopped & came here trying to ingratiate himself. They've been busy de-TKing the site since. Look @ his contribs here if you wanna know more. The guy's a total tosser who I care not to discuss further - sorry Thunder. Susanclaw! ... 14:57, 3 January 2008 (EST)

Sounds as if you need some sugar, Susan! --TK/MyTalkRemember: Old English Prunes Are Usually Bitter 18:41, 8 January 2008 (EST)

New Gwenson[edit]

Great block Susan! Jollyfish.gifGenghis Marauding 15:45, 3 January 2008 (EST)

I speak Amur'can so forgive my ignorance...[edit]

...but what the hell is a wazzock? And how does it relate to a wanker? And if I called my grandmother either name, how hard would she hit me?--Bayesupdate 16:22, 3 January 2008 (EST)

A Wazzock is a numpty see help:dyslexicon; a wanker is a one who abuses oneself to amuse oneself. Do not under any circumstances refer to any elderly relative, of either sex, as a wanker. Anyone may be called a wazzock. Susanclaw! ... 16:36, 3 January 2008 (EST)

An important safety tip. Thanks.--Bayesupdate 16:51, 3 January 2008 (EST)

No, you win[edit]

Wikinterpreter has convinced me to leave. So you win. Congratulations. user talk:Bohdan 17:57, 3 January 2008 (EST)

High five Susan! I agreed with your earlier comments. Jollyfish.gifGenghis Marauding 18:20, 3 January 2008 (EST)
Don't believe it! It'll be back! Susanclaw! ... 18:31, 3 January 2008 (EST)
I'm afraid you're probably correct there. BTW, when are you going to be fully interactive again on the IT front? Jollyfish.gifGenghis Marauding 18:38, 3 January 2008 (EST)
Dunno- 'm having a 'discussion' with BT (British Telecom) re paying for supply/lack of supply this Autumn (Fall?). Susanclaw! ... 18:46, 3 January 2008 (EST)

transhumanism categorization[edit]

I want to know why you reverted an edit of mine changing the categorization from pseudoscience to bullshit. It clearly is not pseudoscience, but just plain bullshit.-- 00:48, 5 January 2008 (EST)

Looks more like science fiction to me. And it certainly has aspects of a pseudoscience. humanUser talk:Human 02:31, 5 January 2008 (EST)
Mmm. Sorry - it was a bit of a knee-jerk reaction - anon IPs are always suspect - suggest both? Susanclaw! ... 08:19, 5 January 2008 (EST)
How about all three? Do we have a sci fi cat? We should - good place for Scientology... oh, wait, and most of our religion articles... humanUser talk:Human 18:35, 5 January 2008 (EST)


Susan, why don't you get a web-email address? I would recommend as it is very low graphics and fast too load. Jollyfish.gifGenghis Marauding 18:48, 6 January 2008 (EST)

my car[edit]

Hey my old car's on Google maps (satellite view): (xx.xxxxxx xx.xxxxxx my car). I'm not sure how it works, does it appear on all versions - mine's the mobile one. If so can someone upload it (& next two mags out) for my user page please (I'm no longer anywhere near there btw) SusanHelp I'm being haunted by TK 10:47, 8 January 2008 (EST)

Sure, just a sec. --AKjeldsenGodspeed! 12:33, 8 January 2008 (EST)
Like this? [2] [3] [4] --AKjeldsenGodspeed! 13:01, 8 January 2008 (EST)
Mmm lovely, thanks Akj. xxx SusanHelp I'm being haunted by TK 13:06, 8 January 2008 (EST)

A BBC article about US primaries and caucuses...[edit]

... is here. Sterileminichatroomthingy 13:02, 8 January 2008 (EST)

Ta, everybody's looking after me! SusanHelp I'm being haunted by TK 13:08, 8 January 2008 (EST)
Eh, you're a girl on RationalWiki, which I would say is 94.3512435% composed of Internet-using males. --Linus(plot evil tech) 16:55, 8 January 2008 (EST)

(sings:) I'm a girl & by me that's only great! (many years since I've been a girl) SusanHelp I'm being haunted by TK 17:04, 8 January 2008 (EST)

I don't care if you're a girl. I guess 'cause half the admins on Uncyclopedia are women, so I'm used to interacting with women of power ;) --Star of David.png Radioactive afikomen Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments. 17:26, 12 January 2008 (EST)


...NOW!! Robert Stark 16:47, 12 January 2008 (EST)

Why are you so concerned about this?--Bobbing up 16:53, 12 January 2008 (EST)
He is just a troll. Probably a berkley sock. - Icewedge 18:09, 12 January 2008 (EST)
Sorry, we don't take orders from racists (or anyone else for that matter). If it's upsetting you so much then it's probably doing its job. SusanPurrrrrrr 17:01, 12 January 2008 (EST)
Who was Berkley? --Star of David.png Radioactive afikomen Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments. 18:10, 12 January 2008 (EST)
A vandal from Metapedia, claimed that RW was racist against Aryans, vandalized Wikipedia and CP as well. - Icewedge
Oh. ...Wait, you mean they can type!? --Star of David.png Radioactive afikomen Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments. 18:17, 12 January 2008 (EST)
Nah, they hired a typist to make their three or four edits here, the rest just bang on "rollback" or "undo" with their foreheads. humanUser talk:Human 18:19, 12 January 2008 (EST)

(ec) (ec) 'Twas a racist/white supremacist/metapedia-ist/KKKist wazzock abot 2 months ago user_talk:Jeb_Berkeley. SusanPurrrrrrr 18:20, 12 January 2008 (EST)