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Love it - I don't think the yanks 'l get it though Susantalk to me 18:57, 27 September 2007 (EDT)

Next week, the cracked vase with the big daises. Which is less funny on account of being a genuine masterpiece. Damn. Jeeves 19:03, 27 September 2007 (EDT)
Eh, I rolled it back. Kinda funny, but how about a more sophisticated description? "Boobies" just seems like it didn't have enough thought put into it. humanbe in 19:56, 27 September 2007 (EDT)
Breastesses? ThunderkatzHo! 19:58, 27 September 2007 (EDT)

Knew it! - It's a BBC TV reference. Bloody (proto)colonials! Susantalk to me 20:02, 27 September 2007 (EDT)

Eh, snobbish ex-imperialists... :P humanbe in 20:07, 27 September 2007 (EDT)
You're no fun! It pokes fun at Conservapedia at so many levels, the vastness of the bosom being but one of them. Jeeves 20:11, 27 September 2007 (EDT)
But part of it is an in-joke, we try to avoid those on the main page. How about a better place for the fun, like "Conservapedia:Masterpiece of the Week (psrodt)"? And just keep adding them as they occur to you? humanbe in 20:22, 27 September 2007 (EDT)

An in joke shared by just me, and the rest of the English speaking world? Jeeves 20:35, 27 September 2007 (EDT)


Jeves - ignore 'em - I loved it. Btw you might put something on your user page -it's splashing Red all over recent changes - thanx Susantalk to me 20:25, 27 September 2007 (EDT)

The redness is removed. Did I scare RobS with the threat of wiki communism? Jeeves 20:35, 27 September 2007 (EDT)


Er, when using random sigs its best to set it up in a nested template so you avoid a 2000 byte edit :). 15:45, 20 November 2007 (EST)

Heh, fixed. I don't have an awful lot of clue what I'm doing with mediawiki ;) --JeēvsYour signature uses all my CPU time... 15:49, 20 November 2007 (EST)
No problem.....practice makes perfect. I didn't either till I started here now I am hacking the source code! tmtoulouse nettle 15:50, 20 November 2007 (EST)

Excellent Work, Pardner![edit]

Way to revert those edits - glad to have your backPFoster 15:13, 22 November 2007 (EST)

I only wish there were a preference setting for a custom rollback comment... --JeēvsYour signature uses all my CPU time... 15:19, 22 November 2007 (EST)

Recommendation for demotion.[edit]

May I Propose that this editor be demoted to sysop? Reverting good - blocking better! Susan... miaow ... 09:40, 23 November 2007 (EST)
I faithfully promise I won't go on a killing spree. Of course, like all politicians, I promise more than I can deliver. --JeēvsYour signature uses all my CPU time... 09:48, 23 November 2007 (EST)
Unfortunately I'm not sufficiently demoted myself to make it so, but hopefully some bureaucrat will see this & take action. Susan... miaow ... 09:53, 23 November 2007 (EST)
OK, you've got the powerz. :-) Be good.--Bobbing up 13:12, 23 November 2007 (EST)
Thanx Bob. Susan... miaow ... 13:33, 23 November 2007 (EST)

Mwahaha. Now I are drunk with powah! --JeēvsYour signature uses all my CPU time... 13:43, 23 November 2007 (EST)

Always Watching...
OK, now I've been through this too. Step back from the keyboard. Take deep breaths and return when you are calm, start to type when your heart rate is BELOW 100. If your hands start to tremble on the keys then type more slowly, If perspiration makes your fingers slip from the keys then stand up and walk around for a few minutes more. Come back to the keys when you feel calm.--Bobbing up 13:49, 23 November 2007 (EST)
Buahaha, try blocking Bohdan. Locke User is Vandal/sysop Always Watching...... 13:44, 23 November 2007 (EST)

Vandalisim = Funny[edit]

Thanks for only banning for 3.14 hours instead longer because I was trying to be funny. Before I go on another vandalisim spree (if I do), can you show me some examples of funny vandalisim, thankies--Closer government 18:23, 25 November 2007 (EST)

I liked this. It's funny when Nazis can't undo vandalism. -- מְתֻרְגְּמָן וִיקִי שְׁלֹום!


the & symbol doesn't work on mediawiki. Please upload you file with the word "and". --Signed by Elassint the Great Hi! 18:21, 27 November 2007 (EST)

Kids who write software these days, honestly. Death to languages and HTTP frameworks that don't let you distinguish control characters from content. --JeēvsYour signature uses all my CPU time... 18:24, 27 November 2007 (EST)


Loved your comment on the "Pope Debate". Really made ma laugh out loud. Thanks.--Bobbing up 07:33, 30 November 2007 (EST)

User:Causata Mondo calore umano è uno stupido mito creato dai nazisti per distruggere la libertà[edit]

You made me laf so hard!! --Signed by Elassint the Great Hi! 20:43, 8 December 2007 (EST)

Yah, but it's teh naughty. I should ban myself for another 3.14 minutes. --JeēvsYour signature uses all my CPU time... 21:00, 8 December 2007 (EST)


Sorry about that. Christ almighty, I can't read.--Offeep 20:57, 8 December 2007 (EST)

The vandals around here have a very short attention span, you could probably have protected it for like 10 minutes and they'd piss off :D --JeēvsYour signature uses all my CPU time... 21:00, 8 December 2007 (EST)

Global Warming - HG[edit]

An interesting theory that HG may have returned to plague with his global Warming theories. The edits which you mention on TK's page are identical, but I'm not buying it. I think it's just a troll who was looking at the history, liked what he saw and reposted it.--Bobbing up 05:46, 10 December 2007 (EST)

That would seem as likely as any explanation. On the other hand, TK's assertion that HoG was "run off" seems kind of like bullshit looking at his contributions history, more like he went kind of crazy and started posting about low flush toilets and vandalising articles... --JeēvsYour signature uses all my CPU time... 05:50, 10 December 2007 (EST)
Actually HG left immediately after he lost sysop here, although he never confirmed that one was a consequence of the other. How much of what HG posted he actually believed I never worked out.--Bobbing up 06:06, 10 December 2007 (EST)
to give credit where it's due, I don't remember Heart abusing sysopness at all, even when he went off the rails. (But that could just be memory loss caused by immunization-induced brain damage fnord.) --Gulik 06:11, 10 December 2007 (EST)
His final unfrocking was here. [[1]] He blocked me ( before I was a sysop) for pushing the "POV" that the tower of Babel was a myth. Being involved I remember it well. :-) --Bobbing up 06:14, 10 December 2007 (EST)
Yes, HoG blocked Bob in the middle of a small edit war. His excuse was "I thought everyone here was a sysop", which is semi-reasonable, although 1) he could have checked and 2) he never apologised. See Elassint's talk page for my apology over a misaimed block last weekend. Anyway, HoG was fairly reasonable for a while, engaging us, not agreeing with us, but we all "played well together". Then after a one week vacation IRL, when he came back, he was almost a different person. "Off the rails" seems about right. I think he may have spent a week talking to his buddies about us liberal swarmers and got all riled up, then came back here and unleashed the rile. humanUser talk:Human 17:32, 10 December 2007 (EST)

From TK's "too embarrassed to leave it up" archive #4[edit]

Is HoG really gone? Perhaps he's still here, only now just vandalising articles anonymously. Our vandals really seem to appreciate his work. Contrast HoG's magnum opus [2] with the latest anonymous IP vandal [3]. --JeēvsYour signature uses all my CPU time... 05:35, 10 December 2007 (EST)

I quoted you above, Jeeves. Those two posts are identical, as you know. Nice find! Hi Heart :) humanUser talk:Human 17:29, 10 December 2007 (EST)

Didn't realize you were another Norse follower[edit]

But (all goat/jerboa silliness aside) it's cool to meet another one who's not a raving loon. Researcher 19:57, 11 December 2007 (EST)

Two weeks?[edit]

Jebus, it's just TK. Okay, it's a given that he's going to insult those who insult him and maybe a few innocent bystanders. I'm not quite sure I like the idea of stifling one side of the conversation without any recriminations toward anyone (amesg) troll baiting him (TK). CЯacke® 21:02, 15 December 2007 (EST)

Yeah, to some extent I guess, but he was getting on my tits. Look back through his edit comments over his entire lifetime here, he's always like that. It's not just when people are giving as well as they're getting, it's just his attitude. We know he can be civil when he wants to be, he lasted quite a long time on Conservapedia before his inner arsehole got the better of him. It's just he doesn't want to be civil here. He has no intention of making any sort of contribution, he's just here to piss and moan. --JeēvsYour signature uses all my CPU time... 21:12, 15 December 2007 (EST)
The guy's an insufferable twonk but he shouldn't be 14 dayed - It'll just feed his martyrdom complex. Susanpurrrrr ... 21:14, 15 December 2007 (EST)
Well, I'll hazard a guess that no one is going to be editing over christmas/new year so it probably doesn't matter much if he is blocked during that period. Unless he's the kind of sad little prat who really does want to edit a wiki over his christmas dinner :D --JeēvsYour signature uses all my CPU time... 21:18, 15 December 2007 (EST)
Well, my computer is an ENIAC (MarkV), which is slow as hell but it heats the house nicely. I almost have to edit to keep my pipes from freezing. My point above was mainly about how the "community" has to exercise a bit of moderation in its groupthink attacks of known provocateurs, otherwise we prove his point that we are like CP in that we cannot brook disagreement with using the banhammer. CЯacke®

"I'll hazard a guess that no one is going to be editing over christmas/new year" Why, is there some sort of event going on I should know about? --Kels 21:38, 15 December 2007 (EST)

I remain brainwashed naively convinced that RW's interactions with TK could be civil and even productive, if both sides could just bring themselves to let go of past feuds and present prejudices. Currently, every fight only serves to reinforce previous negative notions about the other side. I in no way see how a two-week ban will help matters - we are not CP, and banning a non-vandal user reeks hazardously of the type of totalitarian banhammering they engage in over there. I somewhat understand why you did so, Jeeves, but I believe two weeks is far in excess (of course people edit over Christmas - ???). Vandalism is solved with bans. Arguments (even with "troublesome" users) are solved with discourse. That's one of the most important ways we differ from Conservapedia, no?
Well, I'm no sysop, and I'm fairly new to the mob as well. But that's my opinion, I guess. And personally I'd like TK to be unblocked. UchihaKATON! 02:37, 16 December 2007 (EST)
Personally, I reckon he deserves it. It's in line with our blocking policy, it's not unusual that first time vandals get 314 hours to think about what they've done. TK, however, is a habitual and persistent troll who can't argue with people in a civil manner. In many ways, he's far worse than most of our vandals since it takes so much time to deal with his nonsense. His block isn't forever, he can come back in a couple of weeks if he wants to, but I'd hope if he does come back and still insists on trolling, then I'd hope he'd get a 2 month ban. Still, I can't argue with the mob, if I'm not persuading anyone here feel free to give him time off for "good behaviour". --JeēvsYour signature uses all my CPU time... 06:33, 16 December 2007 (EST)
I agree, he deserves it. But I don't agree with doing it. (Even when he starts to refer to some "crone" as being named that by someone else - a blatant lie, and an attack on someone, apparently.) So, as pleasant as it is around here without him, a two week block - for what, lifetime achievement - seems wrong to me. I'd vote for (1) block for 1 day (pretty much time served by now?), and (2), if we can agree on it, a serious warning that we're gonna go fibonacci on him, in "days", if he persists with the vile and rude part of his persona. But, and this is a big but - if people pile up on him without provocation (and they do that, so many here simply hate the man), it's reasonable to expect a less than pleasant response. humanUser talk:Human 22:29, 16 December 2007 (EST)
So... is it agreed then? Has TK served his "sentence" well enough by now? In which case... would someone with the power to do so (i.e. not myself) let him back into the mob already? UchihaKATON! 22:58, 16 December 2007 (EST)

Uchiha, it's a nice thought that TK could play civilly with us, but I'm afraid that's as far as it goes. The reason I'm so angry with TK - and doing so much trollbaiting - is that, contrary to what he'll tell you, I'm the one who's cut him the most slack, listened to the most of his deranged ramblings, and given him the most second, third, and fourth chances. I've gotten nothing in return: he seizes on anything that disrupts his evil seekrit plans to become re-infuriated with you yet again, and if the Special Discussions Group taught me one thing - and it taught me many - it's that TK has never been straight with me, even when he's played nice. I'm sorry, but I agree with Jeeves. That said, I can also see that Human has a point. If we set in stone a rational way of dealing with him - no parole, no debate - and stick to it, he either (1) plays nice or gets blocked forever. So on the off-chance that clemency carries the day here, I vote to affirm a fibonnaci block sequence (in days), and that blocks be handed to him for insults/mindless trolling, but obviously not for polite criticisms, should he be able to utter the same. Mebbe.-αmεσ (pirate) 00:10, 17 December 2007 (EST)

See TK's talk page for my unblocking and warning comments. Seconds would be appreciated, if anyone is so inclined. Actually, without seconds, it's just me being an asshole, in TK-land. So let us try to not aggravate him, and maybe he won't aggravate us? humanUser talk:Human 01:15, 17 December 2007 (EST)

Your signature gave me epilepsy[edit]

Your signature just gave me epilepsy. --Signed by Elassint the Great Hi! 18:50, 16 December 2007 (EST)

MY APOLOGIES HAVE A SEIZURE ON THE HOUSE. (Perl. It's what's for dinner.) --JeēvsYour signature uses all my CPU time... 19:23, 16 December 2007 (EST)

mai dai[edit]

Nice! humanUser talk:Human 00:01, 30 December 2007 (EST)

In the immortal words of Mr. Peter Seeger "The boss won't listen if one guy squawks, but he's got to listen when the union talks." Join up brother, and counter the war on may day. "Early May bank holiday" my arse. And more brass bands in the streets playing The Red Flag. --JeēvsYour signature uses all my CPU time... 00:14, 30 December 2007 (EST)


What camera - I've got a Nikon D80 & a couple of Fujis. Susanpurrrrr ... 13:29, 1 January 2008 (EST)

I just got a new one, my old one was an ancient Sony Cybershot 3MP camera which was quickly becoming a bit embarrassing considering my phone now takes better quality pictures than it does. My new one is a Kodak C813, selected for maximal "cheap" rather than "good" :D It seems to take decent quality pics though. --JeēvsYour signature uses all my CPU time... 13:32, 1 January 2008 (EST)
I personally have a Canon Powershot S3 IS. Pinto's5150 Talk 00:16, 3 January 2008 (EST)

Take your rat somewhere else[edit]

This is Goat territory, you've been warned. Pinto's5150 Talk 00:15, 3 January 2008 (EST)

Goats are indeed the evil spawn of Satan. This is why they're adored here. Satan is our Friend. You are a heretic and should lose your rights here, (shortly). CЯacke® 20:11, 4 January 2008 (EST)
Jerboabites are always ready to be martyred for the cause! Death to the heathen goatists! --JeēvsYour signature uses all my CPU time... 20:13, 4 January 2008 (EST)
I vote for the cute long eared jerboas!! New Gwenson 20:17, 4 January 2008 (EST)

Oh fabulous. It's like the KKK declaring their support for your presidential candidate. --JeēvsYour signature uses all my CPU time... 20:18, 4 January 2008 (EST)

Somehow you missed the admitted fact that I was often doing parody? Jeeze!


Shit, missed Harry Harrison! Lois McMaster Bujold - who? (googling) SusanPurrrrrrr 04:21, 17 January 2008 (EST)

Liberal Hatred[edit]

...You hate me, don't you? --DMlaP 05:53, 5 March 2008 (EST)

Indeed. Some people just have no sense of humor. --Star of David.png Radioactive afikomen Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments. 05:55, 5 March 2008 (EST)
Hate the sin not the sinner. --JeēvsYour signature uses all my CPU time... 05:56, 5 March 2008 (EST)
...I can't hate both? : ( --Star of David.png Radioactive afikomen Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments. 05:58, 5 March 2008 (EST)
Nope. Shakinghead.gif --AKjeldsenGodspeed! 06:01, 5 March 2008 (EST)


What. The. Crap? If I was an admin, you would be blocked for life. TmtamesP 00:23, 16 March 2008 (EDT)

But you're not (thank the Goat), and he's not, and life goes on. Have a banana. humanUser talk:Human 00:30, 16 March 2008 (EDT)

Mocking people[edit]

Grow a pair of balls and at least mock me to my face. MarcusCicero 10:21, 21 March 2008 (EDT)

Er, what? How am I supposed to do that? Will you pay my airfare? --JeēvsYour signature uses all my CPU time... 12:14, 21 March 2008 (EDT)
Cmon, children, now play nice. Rational Edtry, just a little bit harder 10:33, 25 March 2008 (EDT)

So farewell then[edit]

Sorry to see you go Jeeves. I sympathise with your remarks. Hope to see you back some time. Email any sysop to get yourself unblocked. Jollyfish.gifGenghis Marauding 10:37, 25 March 2008 (EDT)

What a kid. He'll be back in a week. MarcusCicero 10:41, 25 March 2008 (EDT)

im getting fucking sick of both of you (marcus and jeeves) both fucking whining uselessly for hours. get the fuck over it and go edit an article or something. pointless bloody drama. phew --RyanB 10:44, 25 March 2008 (EDT)
Marcus, you and Jeeves and the others involved all let this get way too far.-αmεσ (pirate) 10:48, 25 March 2008 (EDT)
and now why dont we all shut up about this shit going on --RyanB 10:50, 25 March 2008 (EDT)

This either gets resolved here and now or the same problems will exist. See my message on the Mainpage talk. MarcusCicero 10:52, 25 March 2008 (EDT)

I understand your position completely Jeeves. Sorry you felt you had to go - though I must admit that I'm winding out myself.--Bobbing up 15:11, 25 March 2008 (EDT)
Yeah, I sometimes get bored here too... to stay interested I try to do something about our 1000 or so stubs. "Try", haha. So far without much success. humanUser talk:Human 15:25, 25 March 2008 (EDT)
I've been vaguely lurking for ages now, missed Susan leaving, now this. Bollocks. yes, Farewell, and anyone who wants to email me with a rundown of what's happened, feel free :) airdish 16:20, 25 March 2008 (EDT)

Community Standards[edit]

I put some suggestions on RationalWiki talk:Community Standards to help progress the conversation in a new direction. I view it as a community wide discussion, not arbitration for a specific case. Please comment there. Sterilexx 17:44, 25 March 2008 (EDT)

Sign in already![edit]

We have long forgotten about whatever it is that drove you away. MarcusCicero is over it, Susan is over it, we're over it, so just sign in already and continue on. The only point of purposely editing as an IP is to drive home that you don't give a fuck about the site anymore. But your continued commenting and contributing to the site demonstrates that you do still give a fuck. So sign in already—you aren't fooling anyone but yourself. Star of David.png Radioactive afikomen Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments. 23:12, 2 July 2008 (EDT)

I approve this message (in a serious and not-teasing-anyone way this time) We need a Jeeves! <blink></blink> 23:15, 2 July 2008 (EDT)
Hi Jeeves. If that is you, it would be great to see you back.--Bobbing up 02:42, 3 July 2008 (EDT)


I am a little thrown on the "hasClass" function....which code chunks should I be moving over? tmtoulouse nettle 12:03, 23 July 2008 (EDT)


Err... Gonna put some instructions on your nice new templates? (And put 'em in Help:Template list?) SusanG  ContribsTalk 07:19, 3 August 2008 (EDT)

Gang of Four[edit]

Somebody has entered you along with Susan, Genghis and I into a Gang of Four on RWW. To show "proper" appreciation you might wish to use - or indeed improve on - this userbox:

4Warning.gif This user is a member of the feared Gang of Four and may react sarcastically to superstition and religion.

--Bobbing up 04:22, 4 September 2008 (EDT)

Hi Jeeves[edit]

Hi Jeeves. MarcusCicero 12:52, 17 September 2009 (UTC)