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New logo large.png Meh. You signing up for a RationalWiki account doesn't really move us one way or the other, United States.

This is probably because of your poor, obvious attempts at trolling or displays of unwelcome behavior. Maybe you should try to examine our articles and mission statement first, or take a walk outside.

We realize that it's possible that you may be here in good faith, so we'll do our best to tolerate it. But don't expect us to get too excited.

Our Newcomers' Guide may help clarify things for you.

Yet another CP user. Please don't troll or stir up drama here. We've had way too much of both from your buddies on Andy's blog lately. --Goatspeed. Stalk meπŸŽ„CircularREmail2.gifasoningπŸŽ„See my latest prototypes 19:54, 2 December 2020 (UTC)

I am not even here to edit, I am here to communicate with the Conservapedia users. --United States (talk) 20:05, 2 December 2020 (UTC)

Can't you just use Conservapedia or something? This wiki doesn't exist for you to talk to your buddies. Twodots (talk) 20:08, 2 December 2020 (UTC)
Well, some troll used my IP to cause trouble. --United States (talk) 20:10, 2 December 2020 (UTC)
Use Discord or email him. It's not hard. Twodots (talk) 20:40, 2 December 2020 (UTC)
But I don't have his Discord or his Email. --United States (talk) 20:41, 2 December 2020 (UTC)
Hey fucking you fucking cunt. How's that for threatening language. Boo-ya mutha fucker! AceModerator 20:46, 2 December 2020 (UTC)
Seriously, just take some time to chill out. πŸŽ„Chef Moosolini’s Ristorante ItalianoπŸŽ„Ask about our holiday specials! 20:48, 2 December 2020 (UTC)
I am quiet, they are using curse words, like "asshole", "motherfucker", "stupid"! --United States (talk) 20:49, 2 December 2020 (UTC)
You should try shrooms. β€” Oxyaena Harass 20:50, 2 December 2020 (UTC)
Curse words are wonderful. Words like fuck-hole, ragged cunt lips, anus-berry and the like make life worth living. AceModerator 20:52, 2 December 2020 (UTC)
Well, in the Chinese world in which I am now trapped in, yes. In the American world that some user from RationalWiki (probably not a moderator) "cyber-kidnapped" me, no. --United States (talk) 20:55, 2 December 2020 (UTC)
I am a mod.
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--Goatspeed. Stalk meπŸŽ„CircularREmail2.gifasoningπŸŽ„See my latest prototypes 20:56, 2 December 2020 (UTC)
I fucking agree with Ace. But careful with the c-word, @Ace McWicked; keep your day job. --Goatspeed. Stalk meπŸŽ„CircularREmail2.gifasoningπŸŽ„See my latest prototypes 20:55, 2 December 2020 (UTC)

When an established user tells you not to stir up drama[edit]

It's generally a good idea not to do it. I wanted to let you know that I have just blocked you for fifteen minutes because of your excessive silliness and drama on here. Go see a shrink, get your persecutory delusion issues resolved. --Goatspeed. Stalk meπŸŽ„CircularREmail2.gifasoningπŸŽ„See my latest prototypes 20:49, 2 December 2020 (UTC)

I didn't cause drama, you know commies can't be trusted. Anyways, I am just trying to stop them from using words like asshole, motherfucker, and stupid toward me! Please leave us alone! We are not even here to edit RationalWiki, we are here because someone from RationalWiki (i don't know, but someone), used the IP, and went to Conservapedia to stir up trouble, then blocked me! --United States (talk) 20:52, 2 December 2020 (UTC)
Shifting the blame and playing the blame-game without any proof doesn't help my perception of you. It only makes you look even more like an immature manchild with extreme persecutory delusions. --Goatspeed. Stalk meπŸŽ„CircularREmail2.gifasoningπŸŽ„See my latest prototypes 20:54, 2 December 2020 (UTC)
This guy is just a troll. Probably LT. Ban him. β€” Oxyaena Harass 20:55, 2 December 2020 (UTC)
Let's not do that just yet. They're obviously confused. Perhaps we can convert them. Twodots (talk) 20:57, 2 December 2020 (UTC)
There no reason to ban. AceModerator 20:57, 2 December 2020 (UTC)
What is it with Conservapedians calling centrists "commies". Like, I'm an actual anti-capitalist. If centrists are commies, what does that make me? (Or actual communists, for that matter.) ☭Comrade GC☭Ministry of Praise 20:58, 2 December 2020 (UTC)
Just in case he isn't LT, I'll just give a pi hour block if they continue spamming talkpages. --Goatspeed. Stalk meπŸŽ„CircularREmail2.gifasoningπŸŽ„See my latest prototypes 20:59, 2 December 2020 (UTC)
I am not spamming, leave me alone please. --United States (talk) 21:00, 2 December 2020 (UTC)
Twodots Oh, I see what you mean. The "hole" is Conservapedia, not the "asshole". Thanks! --United States (talk) 21:00, 2 December 2020 (UTC)
They could just be a sheltered right-wing kid. Given who CP is marketed towards, it wouldn't surprise me. ☭Comrade GC☭Ministry of Praise 21:02, 2 December 2020 (UTC)
And if they are, we could convert them. I like converting people. Twodots (talk) 21:04, 2 December 2020 (UTC)
i am back at conservapedia. plus, you forgot to block me from editing own talk page. thanks! --United States (talk) 21:06, 2 December 2020 (UTC)
We didn't forget. It was done intentionally. Twodots (talk) 21:08, 2 December 2020 (UTC)

And here's another one...[edit]

Stop hand.png You have been blocked for 3 hours 14 minutes 15 seconds.

You will be unblocked automatically at around 00:24, 3 December 2020 (CDT). You won't able to make any edits until that time. --{{{3}}}

You did it again. --Goatspeed. Stalk meπŸŽ„CircularREmail2.gifasoningπŸŽ„See my latest prototypes 21:10, 2 December 2020 (UTC)

bruh. just read here: — Unsigned, by: United States / talk / contribs

For fuck's sake, please, this is not difficult! Sign your posts with (~~~~) or (if that's too fucking hard) by clicking on the fucking sign BUTTON: SigButt.png on the toolbar above the edit panel. (You can indent successive talk page comments using one more colon (:) for each line.) This keeps the place tidy and stops you looking like a complete arsing tool so please, just fucking do it already.
Another threatening post of mine. Run home to Andy... --Goatspeed. Stalk meπŸŽ„CircularREmail2.gifasoningπŸŽ„See my latest prototypes 21:14, 2 December 2020 (UTC)
Hey, is Xi Jinping a nice man? I just want your opinions :) --United States (talk) 21:15, 2 December 2020 (UTC)
He's been killing Uyghurs, so no. --Goatspeed. Stalk meπŸŽ„CircularREmail2.gifasoningπŸŽ„See my latest prototypes 21:16, 2 December 2020 (UTC)
He's a brutal, ruthless, genocidal, authoritarian tyrant who couldn't care less about human rights. Twodots (talk) 21:18, 2 December 2020 (UTC)
I agree. How about your opinion on Donald Trump? --United States (talk) 21:19, 2 December 2020 (UTC)
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--Goatspeed. Stalk meπŸŽ„CircularREmail2.gifasoningπŸŽ„See my latest prototypes 21:20, 2 December 2020 (UTC)
Trump is one of the best presidents who helps us to defeat Communism and RW!!! --United States (talk) 21:21, 2 December 2020 (UTC)
He's an idiotic proto-fascist who turned a somewhat respectable political party into a personality cult. Twodots (talk) 21:22, 2 December 2020 (UTC)
He is not fascist. I know you're antifa! --United States (talk) 21:28, 2 December 2020 (UTC)
Troll --Goatspeed. Stalk meπŸŽ„CircularREmail2.gifasoningπŸŽ„See my latest prototypes 21:26, 2 December 2020 (UTC)

β”Œβ”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”˜ Dude, just stop editing and wait for everybody's favorite RobSmith (talk Β· contribs Β· block  Β· rights  Β· rename) to pop by. If he says no, or calls you a troll, then that's the end of it. If he gives you methods of communication outside of this wiki, that's the end of it. If he does whatever he deems necessary for you, then that's the end of it. (And by the end, I mean that you will leave this site, voluntarily or by force). But your frenetic editing isn't helping to convince anyone that you aren't a troll, let alone someone who shouldn't be banned. IveBeenFrank (talk) 21:30, 2 December 2020 (UTC)

Thanks for letting me know that I'm a member of ANTIFA, I had no idea! Twodots (talk) 21:42, 2 December 2020 (UTC)

1,000 EDITS!!!!!!!!!![edit]

Genghis Khan[edit]

Did more and destroyed more than Donald Trump, and has far more descendants than Trump ever will - as well as having at least one self-proclaimed reincarnation. Anna Livia (talk) 13:22, 6 January 2021 (UTC)

But did he build a yuge wall? Did he deport the illegals? I think not, libtard!!!oneoneelevenone!!!1 Twodots (talk) 13:30, 6 January 2021 (UTC)
He overran the Great Wall, and he and his horde were the illegal immigrants to China. Anna Livia (talk) 13:46, 6 January 2021 (UTC)

(I am referring to the DT and GK meme that appears in the box) Anna Livia (talk) 13:46, 6 January 2021 (UTC)

Exactly. He was a dirty, nasty illegal, didn't make any yuge walls. Lame! Sleepy Genghis is a fool. Twodots (talk) 14:18, 6 January 2021 (UTC)
Covered more land. Could ride and fight properly. Has bigly beautiful statue, #and# more descendants so better #### than DT. Anna Livia (talk) 17:13, 6 January 2021 (UTC)

β”Œβ”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”˜You're right. Trumpies should switch to Genghis Khan- raid the liberals, steal their livestock! Twodots (talk) 17:44, 6 January 2021 (UTC)

Khanate of America, anyone? --Goatspeed. Stalk meπŸŽ„CircularREmail2.gifasoningπŸŽ„See my latest prototypes 22:23, 7 January 2021 (UTC)

I checked the Conservapedia WIGO, and apparently you've been banned.[edit]

What did you do? Piss off Ken? Knight CommanderIn ServiceTo HerGoatness 16:48, 10 January 2021 (UTC)

According to the sysops, he was using 7 sockpuppets. Sievert 81 (talk) 18:04, 10 January 2021 (UTC)
Doesn't really seem like his style- and anyways, they ban people for crazy-ass reasons. Twodots (talk) 18:11, 10 January 2021 (UTC)
Eh, I actually believe it. The edit style is near exact on most of the banned accounts. this one is obvious, So Is this one, and here is his WP SPI.Sievert 81 (talk) 18:18, 10 January 2021 (UTC)
Well, that's rather surprising. Good research on your part, may I add. Twodots (talk) 18:29, 10 January 2021 (UTC)
Is this where United States comes out as a parodist? Knight CommanderIn ServiceTo HerGoatness 18:31, 10 January 2021 (UTC)
I’m leaning less β€œparodist” and more β€œ4th grader with far-right parents”. Sievert 81 (talk) 18:34, 10 January 2021 (UTC)
It's possible he's both. Twodots (talk) 18:38, 10 January 2021 (UTC)

β”Œβ”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”˜Well if he's 4th grader and is no longer under Andys influence, there's still hope for him. At least once he gets rid of his (alleged) far right parents. The Gaede twins sure got less shitty (and creepy) once they got out of their mothers clutches. I wouldn't expect 4th graders to make very good parodists, though I might be underestimating the American youth. Knight CommanderIn ServiceTo HerGoatness 19:00, 10 January 2021 (UTC)

Removing Andy's influence from anyone's life is a great way to make them a less shitty person. Twodots (talk) 19:05, 10 January 2021 (UTC)
Well, one of his socks got unblocked by Ken himself, so there no longer hope. Kevs Ping! 19:23, 17 April 2021 (UTC)