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Frot[edit]

Innit? SJ Debaser 21:09, 9 January 2011 (UTC)

That's how I roll. Ace McfuckingAwesome 21:11, 9 January 2011 (UTC)
That's how I rub. SJ Debaser 21:13, 9 January 2011 (UTC)
Nothing like getting naked and oily before riding the subways looking for a good frot. Ace McfuckingAwesome 21:22, 9 January 2011 (UTC)
Or the toilets. I understand the ones in wp:Baker Street tube station are notorious for homosexual doggers. SJ Debaser 11:21, 11 January 2011 (UTC)
I was in the pub last night with my housemates, and I was discussing frotting with one of them. The other one turned around, disgusted, and told us both to shut the fuck up and watch the footy. You got me in trouble, boy. SJ Debaser 20:00, 13 January 2011 (UTC)
Your friend has obviously had a bad frot in the past and now the very mention of it causes him to quiver and rage over his missed opportunity. Perhaps, if you sat him down in a safe environment and discussed it gently he'll again be able to frot without fear. Ace McfuckingAwesome 20:02, 13 January 2011 (UTC)
That thought did cross my mind, but I'm not good at those intervention-type things. I once sat another friend of mine down and told him I didn't like his new haircut, as I thought he'd shaved his head completely. He died three days later. Turned out he had cancer. SJ Debaser 20:06, 13 January 2011 (UTC)
I know what you mean - when I was going to a conference recently a colleague said to me that I'd need to help her on to our evening flight because if delayed she'd lose her language. I assumed it meant she'd start swearing and getting angry. In actual fact she had a stroke and a brain hemorrhage meaning she literally loses her ability to speak. Luckily we all saw the funny side. Ace McfuckingAwesome 20:09, 13 January 2011 (UTC)

Pandering to your liberal tastes[edit]

--Ψ GremlinZungumza! 11:29, 11 January 2011 (UTC)

Damn[edit]

And he was supposed to be the smart one from CP! Scarlet A.pngmoral 21:00, 12 January 2011 (UTC)

I feel so revolted and sickened by his behavior. Ace McfuckingAwesome 21:04, 12 January 2011 (UTC)
Jesus, I hadn't realized that this was still going on. The line in to willful ignorance was not only crossed - he even paused a moment to spooge on it. Concernedresident omg!!! ponies!!! 23:35, 17 January 2011 (UTC)
You do need a medal for putting up with it for so long. It's a shame that you didn't have the pigheadedness to keep it up forever; now he's just going to cry that evilutionists are calling him names, however justified. Scarlet A.pngmoral 23:39, 17 January 2011 (UTC)
Oh balls. Philip's not interested in a real dialog with anyone and he won't accommodate truth or even balance so there's no point in keeping it up forever. The record that he's a despicable liar is made wherever he opens his mouth. Let him fade into oblivion until he starts his shit on WP again and then we can swing back into action. The cunt. Nutty Roux100x100 anarchy symbol.svgUser:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 00:14, 18 January 2011 (UTC)
You can't have a proper debate with someone who a) argues from position they have not supported nor studied and b) who can't understand how others might view their tactics as dishonest. Ace McAwesome 00:39, 18 January 2011 (UTC)
He knows his presuppositional approach is dishonest. You know how I know that? Because he's not a fucking retard. Nutty Roux100x100 anarchy symbol.svgUser:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 00:41, 18 January 2011 (UTC)
The tactics PJR uses are the same as Michael Behe (and most other creationists) as evidenced by Aronra. Ace McAwesome 00:50, 18 January 2011 (UTC)
On the bright side, there are a lot of interesting references in there. I began reading but had to stop at March, due mainly to frustration. I think it'll be easier if I scan over some of his dialogue. Fair dos that he allows these discussions, but it seems kind of pointless if his sole contribution is to deliberately skew the meanings of words and run around in circles to try to preserve the view that Space Santa has to be considered a serious explanation for anything. Concernedresident omg!!! ponies!!! 01:16, 18 January 2011 (UTC)

And people wonder why I've never given PJR the time of day.... The Spikey Punk I'm punking my punk! 01:32, 18 January 2011 (UTC)

Just to clarify: He was not the smart one; he was the "reasonable one." sterile gibbon 01:44, 18 January 2011 (UTC)
Indeed. If he were "smart", he wouldn't be a YEC. Lord Goonie Hooray! I'm helping! 01:45, 18 January 2011 (UTC)
What Goonie said. Ace McAwesome 01:45, 18 January 2011 (UTC)

Sir[edit]

Whiskey in a can. Nutty Roux100x100 anarchy symbol.svgUser:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 15:04, 18 January 2011 (UTC)

That is almost as sacrilegious as that powdered whiskey the Japs bought out years ago. --Ψ GremlinSpeak! 15:20, 18 January 2011 (UTC)
That looks fucking hideous. Ace McAwesome 19:26, 18 January 2011 (UTC)
Powdered whiskey. I'll be rich I tell you. Nutty Roux100x100 anarchy symbol.svgUser:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 19:34, 18 January 2011 (UTC)
I was in the supermarche earlier buying booze and saw they had Jack Daniels in a can for £2. Turned out it was a cola mix. Looked rank. I settled on a 12 case of Carlsberg instead. SJ Debaser 19:02, 21 January 2011 (UTC)
I got totally fucking floored last night. I have no memory of getting home however I woke up in bed next to my fiancee so can't have behaved all that badly. Ace McAwesome 19:08, 21 January 2011 (UTC)
It's the end of the semester here so on Facebook I see a load of fuckers going "Oooooooh, ginog out too geta (insert any noun with -ed suffixed here) 2nite LOLFUCKWUT!." It annoys me, although I'm off to do more of the same. SJ Debaser 19:12, 21 January 2011 (UTC)
The Jack+Coke in a can isn't half bad, actually. Jack+Coke being the mixer of choice if you a) can't afford proper whisky or b) don't have the stomach for neat Jack. The cans just take away the expense of buying a full bottle and the temptation to finish it once you've started it. It's basically all the pros of McBoubon Jack Daniels without the mess. Scarlet A.pngmoral 19:35, 21 January 2011 (UTC)
First that awful TV show and now JD&Coke in a can? How did you ever make sysop? Ace McAwesome 19:37, 21 January 2011 (UTC)

Comment[edit]

So come on, what was the block comment you used when banhammering Phil? CrundyTalk nerdy to me 15:48, 21 January 2011 (UTC)

and this....
A long string of words like liar, hypocrite etc - I can't remember exactly but I do remember what got me banned. I called him a cunt. And then there was my user page.... Ace McAwesome 18:04, 21 January 2011 (UTC)
I'm up for a lilwhile. Text me, cunt. Nutty Roux100x100 anarchy symbol.svgUser:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 07:58, 23 January 2011 (UTC)

My fellow countryman[edit]

If you know the identity of the 46 year old celebrity who has been up to no good drop me an email please. Apparently the persons wikipedia entry has been the subject of an edit war but I can't find it. --DamoHi 23:01, 22 January 2011 (UTC)

I know fucking nothing. But I do know the date of the next election....hush hush.Ace McAwesome 07:21, 23 January 2011 (UTC)
Does John have faith in the All Blacks? That is the question. --DamoHi 08:02, 23 January 2011 (UTC)

Threats[edit]

Your threat against Nutty Roux has been judged and found unlikely. Given your country of residence, unless you can describe a credible assassination plan involving sheep, nice scenery and the haka, we judge that you are unlikely to be able to carry out your threat. Please re-post a plan when your country stops greeting people by saying "Hoy! Ut's groit t soi ya!". –SuspectedReplicant retire me 21:26, 25 January 2011 (UTC)

Right, your next.Ace McAwesome 21:29, 25 January 2011 (UTC)
Hey Ace, that's how us English talk! From now on, consider yourself an honourary Englishman. SJ Debaser 21:40, 25 January 2011 (UTC)
Ace touched me my naughty bits. He's a bad man. Nutty Roux100x100 anarchy symbol.svgUser:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 21:45, 25 January 2011 (UTC)
Well he said "your" instead of "you're", which should be a blockable offense. –SuspectedReplicant retire me 21:46, 25 January 2011 (UTC)
I speak with a mix of British, South African and NZ accents. I sound somewhat weird. Ace McAwesome 21:47, 25 January 2011 (UTC)
Very well. You are allowed to add biltong and black pudding to your assassination plan. –SuspectedReplicant retire me 21:50, 25 January 2011 (UTC)
I have made a biltong box at home. Going to start making my own. Ace McAwesome 21:58, 25 January 2011 (UTC)
The first time I heard your hybrid accent on Skype you were drunk and said you'd beat me up if we lived in the same country. And you think the British are drunk and violent... SJ Debaser 22:01, 25 January 2011 (UTC)
I've never heard this "hybrid accent". Does this mean my earlier "Hoy! Ut's groit t soi ya!" was roughly accurate? –SuspectedReplicant retire me 22:05, 25 January 2011 (UTC)
Hahaha yes. I do enjoy drunken violence. Ace McAwesome 22:06, 25 January 2011 (UTC)

Yada-yada-yada, subject/headline[edit]

I was extremely surprised to see this headline in the Saloon Bar and that it wasn't you that started it. SJ Debaser 11:44, 29 January 2011 (UTC)

Sounds like a good idea though. All I need is the briefcase. Ace McAwesome 20:13, 29 January 2011 (UTC)

Hey man..[edit]

Hey, I'm pretty sure it was you saying in the Saloon bar about drinking and Codeine? My friend has had a bit of an injury and is taking 30mg of Codeine every 6 hours for a week, and is really cautious about drinking... but has a friend visiting in a few days and a big birthday. She's VERY light and small-framed, like < 50 kg, reckon there's any cause for concern, or got any tips? Thanks! DalekEXTERMINATE 17:32, 31 January 2011 (UTC)

Be wary. I am well practiced, am quite tall and have a genetic/family history of being able to withstand my abuse. It's not something I would recommend though 30mg isn't that much I would make sure she drinks slowly with lots of water and a big meal before hand. Ace McAwesome 19:43, 31 January 2011 (UTC)

How's the cold turkey experiment going?[edit]

You should be about here by now:

Unicow (talk) 00:32, 1 February 2011 (UTC)

More like this....Ace McAwesome 00:44, 1 February 2011 (UTC)
That's impossible! Nobody is that awesome. Unicow (talk) 07:12, 2 February 2011 (UTC)
Truth be told I feel myself itching closer to the edge and failure is imminent. I am getting married in 1.5 weeks, have a bachelors party in 3 days and my chain smoking family is staying with me from tomorrow. Despite the fact I am drinking like a fish, chewing nicotine gum every five minutes and necking valium like candy it's all gonna fail. Ace McAwesome 07:59, 2 February 2011 (UTC)
I recommend Alan Carr's "easy way to quit smoking" book. It worked for me, and instantly. Congrats on the wedding by the way. I look forward to seeing the exploits from the bachelor party on the 6 O'clock news. --DamoHi 08:35, 2 February 2011 (UTC)
Shit man, the two men I have arranging my bachelors....well, fuck, one is a former South African breakdancer and the other is a criminally minded Italian. Fuck the 6pm news, watch BBC World. Ace McAwesome 08:55, 2 February 2011 (UTC)
So you are getting your nicotine (not cold turkey). It seems that nicotine trains one to desire the act of smoking, even when you are getting it another way. You picked a hell of a time to try to quit. Quiting can be a lot like starting, you just keep hammering away. Quiting for a day is good practice. Jumping off of cliffs into water seems to help also. Adrenaline is probably a lot like nicotine. Exercise is the best medicine for so many things. Gives me so much confidence, energy, clarity, relaxation, circulation, etc.
First I'm hearing of marriage. Congratulations. She will probably be very grateful if you can kick. If you are marrying a smoker, oh dear. ~ Lumenos (talk) 00:50, 3 February 2011 (UTC)
Yeah well I cracked after a particularly nasty couple of days. Need to restart my program. Ace McAwesome 00:52, 3 February 2011 (UTC)

Tip[edit]

I moved house a few months before I planned to start giving up the cigs, and I made a rule that I would never smoke indoors in my new place. It has some french windows and I made myself smoke outside of those even when it was pissing with rain. This had two effects. 1) It pissed me off to make given up that little bit more attractive. 2) Nothing in my new house stank of smoke (I bought new clothes and bed linen at the same time). When I finally gave up - during a family holiday, which helped break the habit side of things - it was much easier not to associate the house with smoke. Still fucking hard to do, but I managed in the end. Now I just have to get rid of the x stone in weight I put on as a result... –SuspectedReplicant retire me 01:03, 3 February 2011 (UTC)

I don't smoke indoors and haven't for years. The problem was the stress of putting on a wedding has caused me moments of extreme rage. Should have picked a better time. I'll have another crack in a couple weeks. Ace McAwesome 01:09, 3 February 2011 (UTC)
Hmm. For me it was taking pictures off walls and seeing the difference in colour between the paint behind the pics (white) and the rest (noticeably-yellowish-white) that was a prime spur to getting me to give up. If you've already stopped smoking indoors.... Good Luck! –SuspectedReplicant retire me 01:24, 3 February 2011 (UTC)
I have had one cigarette in two weeks. Ace McAwesome 01:26, 3 February 2011 (UTC)
Not bad. What's the score now, Captain? (Tell the truth.) Unicow (talk) 17:42, 7 February 2011 (UTC)
Had my bachelors party over the weekend and smoked about 50 - 60. And it felt awesome.....like a god..Ace McAwesome 19:47, 7 February 2011 (UTC)
File:AceGod.jpg
Smoking makes you a GOD

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Smoking makes you a crack whore. Nicotine gives you the energizing narcissistic delusions you desire. Also seems to be good for treating or preventing Parkinson's disease and stuff. We just need the right transport medium. Here are your instructions, once again:
"Bupropion and nicotine replacement, ideally in combination, have shown the greatest benefit in randomized controlled trials. There is considerable off-label use of clonidine to ease the withdrawal, which the addiction physicians I know consider physically worse than coming off heroin. My sympathies. Howard C. Berkowitz (talk) 00:35, 24 January 2011 (UTC)" [1]
"Just switch to eCigarettes instead. Not the shit ones you get on Amazon, but something like an eGo or the Tornado Tank. Vaping heaven (plus, with the UK smoking ban, and the fact that vaping isn't smoking, you can do it pubs!). I'm well chuffed with my eGo, works wonders. CrundyTalk nerdy to me 15:56, 21 January 2011 (UTC)" [2]
Howzit going with the hypnotist?
But if you must be a crack whore, how bout some pics where you are reclining nekkid under that lovely terrycloth bathrobe? You are gonna drive the ladies crazy in that cancer ward. I'd start looking there now for a new wife after yours leaves you for the insurance salesmen. One who is REALLY into nursing, if you know what I mean. Phoney (talk) 23:46, 1 March 2011 (UTC)
No. Ace of Spades 00:15, 2 March 2011 (UTC)
Yes that's it, indulge your fearful rage. Now if you are caught vaping everyone will know it is only because I am CONTROLLING you. I have sentenced you to a slow agonizing death for your disobedience. BWWWWAAAHAHAHAH! Phoney (talk) 09:17, 2 March 2011 (UTC)
OK. Ace of Spades 09:36, 2 March 2011 (UTC)

Asshole[edit]

Why did you block me? BGIAD! (talk) 03:23, 9 February 2011 (UTC)

Because your an asshole. Ace McAwesome 03:26, 9 February 2011 (UTC)
I wasn't vandalizing anything. Ziegenfeld (talk) 03:29, 9 February 2011 (UTC)

Congrats or condolences[edit]

All the best... sterile gibbon 03:58, 15 February 2011 (UTC)

NZ quake[edit]

Ace, talk to us buddy. Hoping that you and yours are all ok! --Ψ GremlinTal! 07:07, 22 February 2011 (UTC)

I am fine (I live in Wellington which, incidently, is due for a major fucking quake any time now) - my Dad lives near Christchurch and all is well with him. Dude though, our friend AD arrived in Christchurch not a week or so ago and I haven't heard back from him. He is the one we need to hear from. Ace of Spades 07:37, 22 February 2011 (UTC)
He's ok, thank goodness - just saw on his FB page - brother says their both fine, but there's no power, so he'll be offline for a bit. --Ψ GremlinFale! 07:51, 22 February 2011 (UTC)

Get with it[edit]

It's time to get SECULARIZED! Ace McAntisocial (talk) 02:44, 24 February 2011 (UTC)

Thanks, creepy new guy. Ace of Spades 03:04, 24 February 2011 (UTC)

Onanism[edit]

Can't remember if I posted this before

CrundyTalk nerdy to me 09:57, 2 March 2011 (UTC)

Here, have this one too, they're coming to town in July.

Aboriginal Noise Theist, barely hanging by a nail 04:07, 3 March 2011 (UTC)

Worst of the worst[edit]

Apparently that means you. Tetronian you're clueless 14:44, 9 March 2011 (UTC)

I take that as a compliment. Ace of Spades 20:56, 9 March 2011 (UTC)
In private IMs from around the same time as that email TK was telling me very nice things about Ace and that Ace was always pleasant to him. Seems more likely that "worst of the worst" was codeword for doesn't response positively to my creepy advances." Nutty Roux100x100 anarchy symbol.svgUser:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 00:15, 16 March 2011 (UTC)
We all know TK was a duplicitous jerk. Ace of Spades 00:17, 16 March 2011 (UTC)

Any of you fucking pricks move[edit]

and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of you. SJ Debaser 19:16, 15 March 2011 (UTC)

You don't scare me. N00b. Ace of Spades 21:07, 15 March 2011 (UTC)
He was just trying to say hello and that he loves you. Fucker. Nutty Roux100x100 anarchy symbol.svgUser:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 00:08, 16 March 2011 (UTC)

You're ugly mug[edit]

Like a sore you've grown tired of picking
Ace is a bore who's come to be sickening.
I hate his smug mug
He has a face like a pug
And an ass that was made just for kicking.

--Nutty Roux100x100 anarchy symbol.svgUser:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 02:07, 18 March 2011 (UTC)

When my poo comes out all runny
It makes me wish it were Nutty
His flesh apron hangs like putty
His scum curtains lay like jelly
Ace of Spades 02:15, 18 March 2011 (UTC)
There once was a Kiwi named Ace
Who was terribly proud of his face.
He'd walk up to lasses
And stare at their asses
Till they all ran away at great pace.
Looks like NZ vs England in the cricket, assuming we beat Sri Lanka. That's great because I'll be able to watch the game after returning from my date with Kate Winslett on my flying pig. –SuspectedReplicant retire me 16:47, 25 March 2011 (UTC)

Removeing of info[edit]

Would you like me to oversight it? ТyTalk. 21:56, 4 April 2011 (UTC)

No need for that. Ace of Spades 21:57, 4 April 2011 (UTC)

Fag![edit]

Seeing as how neither Josh or Nutty seem to want it, how'd ya fancy trying a disposable electronic cigarette? All the machismo, no tar! CrundyTalk nerdy to me 12:14, 11 April 2011 (UTC)

Pffffft, I have nasty thai buddha sticks and cigarettes. Get your fag toy away from me you resplendent vagrant! Ace of Spades 09:21, 16 April 2011 (UTC)
I'll take it. I was just drunk last time you asked. I'm always less agreeable when drunk. You back yet Ace, fat cunt? Nutty Roux (talk) 13:14, 16 April 2011 (UTC)
Not back for another month yo. Ace of Spades 05:34, 17 April 2011 (UTC)

Come Back, Ace.[edit]

My loins ache for you. P-Foster (talk) 00:37, 23 April 2011 (UTC)

not for some time yet - tomorrow I am heading out to find proof of man co-existing with dinosaur by way of misidentifying a carving of a boar or rhino to be that of a stegosaurus. If I am successful I will post photographic evidence. Ace of Spades 09:27, 26 April 2011 (UTC)
Can you undo that typo correction: I like a craving for a boar much more than a carving. --Scream!! (talk) 09:33, 26 April 2011 (UTC)
Your mark doesn't reside in an evidence-based reality. He was quite happy blithely rejecting alternate explanations for that carving in favor of it being a dinosaur. Why in the world do you want to change that? He's a literal fucking moron bumping around in a world he doesn't belong in. Without our resident tq'er he's have nobody left to even talk to since he alienated the last productive editor. Let him fuck off on his own.Nutty Roux (talk) 13:48, 26 April 2011 (UTC)
Hmmm... kinky. ADK...I'll masturbate your stool sample! 10:01, 26 April 2011 (UTC)
Just in case it changes, I gotta memorialize Armondikov's sig: ...I'll masturbate your stool sample!. That makes even me wince. Thanks for the laugh. Nutty Roux (talk) 13:51, 26 April 2011 (UTC)

Virtual Hug![edit]

Hug an Aussie day. So there. Quaruadjective - You can't explain that! 15:29, 26 April 2011 (UTC)

Ohhhhh, boy... SJ Debaser 16:12, 26 April 2011 (UTC)
I am not an Aussie. Ace of Spades 01:04, 27 April 2011 (UTC)
You're still a drunk sheepfucker. Nutty Roux (talk) 01:09, 27 April 2011 (UTC)
My bad. Australia, New Zealand. Same thing. You're the closest I could come up with off the top of my head. Quaruadjective - You can't explain that! 01:53, 27 April 2011 (UTC)
Pi and Horace are Aussies. Nutty Roux (talk) 02:02, 27 April 2011 (UTC)
I said off the top of my head. I was going to see if there was a list anywhere, but I got bored.. Quaruadjective - You can't explain that! 02:10, 27 April 2011 (UTC)

Film[edit]

I'm currently watching the human centipede because the wife insisted on watching it. It is quite possibly the worst film I've ever seen. Doesn't even move into the "so bad it's good category". Although the weirdo nutjob guy was very well cast. CrundyTalk nerdy to me 21:20, 4 May 2011 (UTC)

Figured it out....[edit]

Figured it out why you've adopted such a horseshit attitude toward me, unilaterally de-sysoped me after you said you would not, and generally bullying me: you thought I was a a sock of TK. Since TK awaits the resurrection, be kind enough to do the decent thing and undo the damage you've done to yourself, a fellow editor, the Rationalwiki project, and RW bureaucrat community as well. Thank you. nobsdon't bother me 20:22, 8 May 2011 (UTC)

I want not approve on it, I think polite post. Lord of the Goons The official spikey-haired skeptical punk 20:54, 8 May 2011 (UTC)
I could do as you say Rob but I reckon "Fuck off, Rob" has a better ring to it. Ace of Spades 06:51, 10 May 2011 (UTC)
Fifty bucks says you're one of the first bureaucrats to get shit-canned. You're a detriment to this site. They won't even thow you a mercy-fuck to prove I'm wrong. nobsdon't bother me 19:29, 14 May 2011 (UTC)
I like Ace. Blue (pester) 19:51, 14 May 2011 (UTC)
You may not understand this very well Rob, coming from CP where sysop and 'crat are rewards for agreeing with Andy a lot, but the idea here is that they'll be jobs given to people who intend to do them. If Ace felt the need to become a 'crat and do that job, I doubt it'd be hard for him to get it. Me, it's not something I care about so I wouldn't bother. --Kels (talk) 19:54, 14 May 2011 (UTC)
Oh really? and I was de-sysoped for disagreeing with RW site owners. Not hardly. I was de-sysoped because Ace percieved I disgreed with the site owners and played to the prejudices of the mob. Evidence now exists his hatred was really directed at TK, not me. And that most likely played a part in his unilateral actions to de-sysop me. I proposed dispute resolution with the site owners, and that's why Ace unilaterally desysoped me (after he said he would not). This, my dear Kels, is exactly what Trent was talking about in irc chat the other day, the big problem of not having a dispute resolution process.
And let the record show, a "loyal" bureaucrat has repeatedly stalked me & harassed me, a lowly editor, with a template he made of a porn star. Is this the face Rationalwiki wants to put to the world of its loyal, respected, and trusted bureacrats? nobsdon't bother me 20:11, 14 May 2011 (UTC)
Sorry Rob I wasn't listening. Can you repeat that? Ace of Spades 20:26, 14 May 2011 (UTC)

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My position has been clear and consistent throughout this personal, non-content related dispute you began with me. nobsdon't bother me 21:32, 14 May 2011 (UTC)

I have no idea what you are on about and I had no idea that there was a personal, non-content related dispute between us. Ace of Spades 21:39, 14 May 2011 (UTC)
Who created a template of a porn star, stalked me to dozens of discussion pages (including things like Forum:Tax cut expiry), [4] and placed it there with explicit intent of making Rationalwiki a hostile editing environment for people with diverse views? nobsdon't bother me 21:51, 14 May 2011 (UTC)
Was it Human? Ace of Spades 21:53, 14 May 2011 (UTC)
No, it was you my friend. RW Community_standards#Conduct says,
"We prefer and encourage that users and editors become a part of the community. We encourage everyone to join in, be bold, and engage in sensible debate, but expect them to do so without resorting to vandalizing articles or harassing other users;
how does stalking me Community Standards discussions, or the Gabrielle Giffords shooting, to place a template with a porn star that redirects to my user page not considered a violation of the trust placed in Rationalwiki bureaucrat? or, are you that dense, that knowing RW lacks adequate dispute resolution recourse, you've simply think you unaccountable to the community? nobsdon't bother me 22:04, 14 May 2011 (UTC)
Sure they will. Ace of Spades 22:06, 14 May 2011 (UTC)
Rob, out of personal experience: bullies stop bullying you when it's not fun anymore. If you stop bitching about it, it will be better for your heart and Ace will probably stop. Ace is known to get a kick out of pissing people off just don't make it fun for him. Btw, riding small and stupid responses is one of these ways (nice one Ace). And on another topic half of the wiki tells you you're an idiot after every comment are they stalking ya too? --ǓḤṂ³ 22:21, 14 May 2011 (UTC)
Rob's not being bullied, he's trolling. Those little responses are all the excuse he needs to go off on some random rant, half of which is pulled out of his very own ass. --Kels (talk) 22:26, 14 May 2011 (UTC)
Nah, I don't believe that. To be an actual troll one needs a brain. --ǓḤṂ³ 22:36, 14 May 2011 (UTC)

Please to be adding "colorful humor"[edit]

The site would thank you for some "colorful humor" at this time. Bye, lots of love, DogP (talk) 00:02, 10 May 2011 (UTC)

I missed you[edit]

Nutty Roux (talk) 04:24, 11 May 2011 (UTC)

Word. Ace of Spades 04:26, 11 May 2011 (UTC)

Nutty Roux (talk) 01:58, 12 May 2011 (UTC)

Die, Die, my Darlin'...[edit]

Die, Die, Die. SJ Debaser 15:24, 11 May 2011 (UTC)

For your crimes[edit]

ТyTalk. 21:46, 12 May 2011 (UTC)

That's supposed to be what, funny? ħumanUser talk:Human 07:21, 13 May 2011 (UTC)
They're clearly great pals for a long time now. Nutty Roux (talk) 21:49, 13 May 2011 (UTC)

Douche checking in...[edit]

Vinegar and, um, whatever else it they put in their thingies reporting for doody, sirrah! ħumanUser talk:Human 07:20, 13 May 2011 (UTC)

I tried to be diplomatic and you know how you are sometimes (that ain't an insult BTW, I enjoy your company). Ace of Spades 07:23, 13 May 2011 (UTC)
Why the fuck would you want to be diplomatic? δij 07:27, 13 May 2011 (UTC)
By diplomatic I mean everyone is to blame so I am diplomatically giving all the main players a slice equally. Ace of Spades 07:30, 13 May 2011 (UTC)
Its because I don't care what is going on. I am not here running for president nor am I ever actually going to be a politician. I have bigger plans than a mere fucking politician. Ace of Spades 07:38, 13 May 2011 (UTC)
That's stupid, politicians take sides and get blowjobs. Plus, in order to "equally" divide blame you actually have to be aware of the situation and lets be honest what kind of politician would you be if you had the vaguest notion of what was going on? δij 07:35, 13 May 2011 (UTC)
I took no offense, my friend. Water. Water was what I forgot. Vinegar and water. A splendid, if ineffective, cocktail. ħumanUser talk:Human 07:37, 13 May 2011 (UTC)

Thank you[edit]

Thank you for agreeing with me that all this serious election bullshit makes this site not fun and lose its appeal. The whole point of this bloody site is to yell at people. This changes nothing though-you're still an asshole. δij 07:22, 13 May 2011 (UTC)

I don't what you said so had no idea I was agreeing with you. Perhaps if I had read your comments I would have changed my tune so as not to be in agreement? We'll never know.....Ace of Spades 07:24, 13 May 2011 (UTC)
Your intercom stated what I said earlier. I like your style though, read nothing and yell at everyone. Atta boy, you is learning politics. δij 07:26, 13 May 2011 (UTC)
Funnily enough (not sure if you know this or not) but I study politics and have worked several jobs in the political arena over the last 10 years. Ace of Spades 07:29, 13 May 2011 (UTC)
That explains A LOT. I do side work with politicians and usually come here to blow off steam after sitting in droning meetings with those asswipes. You pull the same total bullshit tactics they do-which would explain why I tend to fuck snap any time I see what you write. δij 07:33, 13 May 2011 (UTC)
You pull the same total bullshit tactics I do not know of what you speak. Ace of Spades 07:34, 13 May 2011 (UTC)

Grrr, fuck you and your bullshit, ace!δij 07:37, 13 May 2011 (UTC)

A threat[edit]

Block me again, cur, and you shall feel the full force of my displeasure. MarcusCicero (talk) 13:00, 13 May 2011 (UTC)

Uh-huh
Ah, so you escalate the conflict? How dare you. I have previously warned you of the consequences of your actions; I demand satisfaction for my injuries or there shall indeed by retribution afoot. MarcusCicero (talk) 13:04, 13 May 2011 (UTC)
Calm down, man.
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We can always fit a third if you keen?
Ace, remove the picture propogated by your partisan scoundrel and I may consider a more lenient course of action. If you refuse; I shall escalate this issue to the highest authority in the land. A new convention shallst be established to tackle this growing problem, new legal precedent established, and a shield of steel will be erected to prevent such injustices to occur again. MarcusCicero (talk) 13:09, 13 May 2011 (UTC)
Ha ha WTF?

Discussing the Big Bang with a professional for a change[edit]

yeah, I'll "discuss" this big bang theory of yours!

Hi Ace, If you want to discuss the Big Bang hypothesis with a guy who is doing his PhD in it, I invite you to my talk page (to clear certain misconceptions about its physics and math). JimJast (talk) 21:35, 13 May 2011 (UTC)

Oh, dear. Will we be needing someone to mop up after? --Kels (talk) 21:44, 13 May 2011 (UTC)

What part...[edit]

...of "blatant and persistent troll" doesn't look like a reason to you? (talk) 23:54, 14 May 2011 (UTC)

The part where it isn't a reason to block someone for 9 hours due to a localised disagreement/mild trolling. Ace of Spades 23:56, 14 May 2011 (UTC)
Trolling the entire wiki for both their entire careers is localised? Mild? Do you like having trolls around or something? (talk) 23:58, 14 May 2011 (UTC)
Then I said "Hey! that's not a giraffe! That's just a ventriloquist doll!" and we all had lemonade. Ace of Spades 00:00, 15 May 2011 (UTC)
Are you going to justify your continual support of obvious trolls or not? (talk) 00:01, 15 May 2011 (UTC)
You're living in the past, Marge. Quit living in the past. Ace of Spades 00:04, 15 May 2011 (UTC)
Are you going to start answering simple questions, or are you going to continue evading them in a trollish manner? (talk) 00:06, 15 May 2011 (UTC)
I reckon I'll keep evading. That OK with you, sunshine? Ace of Spades 00:07, 15 May 2011 (UTC)
I believe just Ace wants his shiny toy to play with. Though for the record I don't see Rob as that problematic. He has his "special", bullshitting paranoid side but it's confined and controlled. MC I won't lose sleep over, on the other hand, because that just spreads around. Obviously people aren't going to agree on the right attitude to take towards more controversial users so it's best to keep it measured and objective; so if you're going to block you do it for an hour, a day at most, and keep it as close to immediately after a dick-ish edit as possible. If you're going to whack a dog over the nose for shitting on the carpet, there's no point in doing it 5 hours after the fact. ADK...I'll meditate your noun! 00:08, 15 May 2011 (UTC)
(EC) No, no it is not. You are a sysop and a bureaucrat; I expect you to be accountable for your actions. At the very minimum, this implies answering simple questions about defending trolls. (talk) 00:09, 15 May 2011 (UTC)

You are not king. Start answering simple questions about authoritative actions you have taken. (talk) 00:12, 15 May 2011 (UTC)

I don't even care about the blocks any more; I care that you won't even answer simple questions about them. I am not trolling; you are being irresponsible. (talk) 00:15, 15 May 2011 (UTC)
You have an answer from me and if you don't like the answer that's just tough shit isn't it sweetie-pie? Ace of Spades 00:17, 15 May 2011 (UTC)
You have not answered my second question, which I will now reformulate in a more "civil" form if it means you will respond: How do all the countless other times MC (ignoring RobSmith for now) has trolled not count when blocking? Even now he's admitting to block evasion. (talk) 00:21, 15 May 2011 (UTC)
Sure they will. Ace of Spades 00:22, 15 May 2011 (UTC)
Can you reword that more coherently? (talk) 00:24, 15 May 2011 (UTC)
This page is too long. I reckon I shoudl archive it. Ace of Spades 00:25, 15 May 2011 (UTC)
Please answer. (talk) 00:28, 15 May 2011 (UTC)

PROTIP[edit]

The proper way to leave a message for me is to click the "Add topic" button in the top right corner, or the "Start a new discussion" link in the page header, above the table of contents. -- Nx / talk 11:04 am, Today (UTC−4)


Oh no, please don't leave[edit]

R   E   T   I   R   E   D
This user has requested that their pages be archived and left untouched.
This is due to a private decision to leave RationalWiki and never come back.
Please honor their request.

It of course goes without saying that this LANCB is a simple gambit to garner attention for myself, whore some praise on my talk page (Please don't go! The site won't be the same without you!!! etc. etc.) and generally other vacuous nonsense like that. (Inquiries here)

Mark Antony (talk) 20:39, 19 May 2011 (UTC)

I never said I was leaving, I am tiding up. Ace of Spades 20:51, 19 May 2011 (UTC)
It's too late. I'm afraid he's already gone. Occasionaluse (talk) 20:53, 19 May 2011 (UTC)
I'm gonna miss you Ace. You were my only real friend. Mark Antony (talk) 20:56, 19 May 2011 (UTC)
So long old pal. WėąṣėḷőįďWeaselly.jpgMethinks it is a Weasel 21:55, 19 May 2011 (UTC)
Were you allowed to take your clothes with you in to cloud city? Concernedresident omg!!! ponies!!! 15:58, 22 May 2011 (UTC)
Where's my fifty bucks? nobsViva la Revolución! 16:22, 22 May 2011 (UTC)
Sorry to hear you've been raptured. Can I have your car? The Goonie 1 What's this button do? Uh oh.... 17:12, 22 May 2011 (UTC)

RZA endorsed stream of consciousness[edit]

Nutty Rouxnever mind 06:14, 5 June 2011 (UTC)

Dan the Automator endorsed stream of consciousness[edit]

Nutty Rouxnever mind 06:19, 5 June 2011 (UTC)

PROTIP[edit]

The proper way to leave a message for me is to click the "Add topic" button in the top right corner, or the "Start a new discussion" link in the page header, above the table of contents. -- Nx / talk 11:04 am, Today (UTC−4)

Wandalism[edit]

There haas been a lot. Lockett crap, cheerleader harassing, page blanking. What's your hypothesis?--Colonel Sanders (talk) 22:51, 11 June 2011 (UTC)

My hypothesis is that RW is fucked and Trent is masturbating over the place as people fallover trying to fix it while Nx's own bad vibes drip sulphurous and acidic sweat over the entire community. What's your hypothesis? Ace of Spades 22:55, 11 June 2011 (UTC)
So you're saying my reversions of wandalism leads to Trent masturbating over the place? I can see you are dissatisfied with RW, but weren't you one of the gods here? I am uncertain about RW's future, but it's gotta be better than CP, aSK, CZ, and Ameriwiki.--Colonel Sanders (talk) 23:02, 11 June 2011 (UTC)
One of the gods? Bahaha. Although I do appreciate the ego stroke. I have a stiffy. Ace of Spades 23:05, 11 June 2011 (UTC)

Wandalism[edit]

Please stop being an ass. Thanks. -- Nx / talk 07:48, 12 June 2011 (UTC)


Chicken coop[edit]

I have reported your recent abusive and disruptive behavior at the chicken coop -- Nx / talk 08:37, 12 June 2011 (UTC)

I am not trolling you. I asked you nicely to stop being an ass, and protected my page to stop this from escalating further. The reason RW has become such a cesspit is because people are allowed to act like this without any repercussions. -- Nx / talk 08:45, 12 June 2011 (UTC)