User talk:AgingHippie/Archive1

What's the point in calling shots?

This cue ain't straight in line
The cueball's made of Styrofoam
and no one's got the time
Innocent Bystander (talk) 16:02, 21 February 2013 (UTC)

I only a little while ago learned that I've been singing it wrong for 25 years--it's "a pile of smoke and leather," not "powder, smoke, and leather," as I had always thought. I still think mine's better, though. Nailed a retread to my feet and prayed for better weather. 16:08, 21 February 2013 (UTC)

Sysop

Congratulations. Ty^JFBAA 17:23, 21 February 2013 (UTC)

I'd like to thank my friend and manager, Ralph Himmelfarb. Nailed a retread to my feet and prayed for better weather. 17:27, 21 February 2013 (UTC)

Oh no, as many will tell you, I am worse than Hitler. Ty^JFBAA 17:37, 21 February 2013 (UTC)

Hmm

Ty^JFBAA 02:07, 24 February 2013 (UTC)

Is this your latest sockpuppet, Ty?--"Shut up, Brx." 23:06, 25 February 2013 (UTC)

You caught me! Just like New York City; Just like Jericho. 23:20, 25 February 2013 (UTC)

And now that I no longer have to phone edit, damn you brx, stop revealing my socks. Ty^JFBAA 23:33, 25 February 2013 (UTC)

Ha! So I was right about Z-Rex all along! Tyrannis, you have just fueled my oversized ego for at least another year.--"Shut up, Brx." 00:10, 26 February 2013 (UTC)

Keith O'Brien

I'd appreciate help improving the wording to the account about Keith O'Brien. If no one else deals with it I will return to it when I've finished outstanding work at Liberapedia. Proxima Centauri (talk) 08:19, 27 February 2013 (UTC)

for the latest version see Roman Catholic bishops behaving badly, see also Injustice. Proxima Centauri (talk) 10:43, 27 February 2013 (UTC)

I'll get to it after shovelling out from this snowstorm...Just like New York City; Just like Jericho. 13:51, 27 February 2013 (UTC)

Moved from userpage

Why did you send me such a juvenile message? Is this a serious wiki, or just somebody's joke? ^{— Unsigned, by: Starchild / talk / contribs}

Where I assumed your name came from. Just like New York City; Just like Jericho. 03:50, 5 March 2013 (UTC)

An idle thought

Block (or at least bin), then revert? (I could be wrong, they never gave me a mop.) Hydrogen and Time (talk) 13:46, 13 March 2013 (UTC)

I'd rather get the garbage off the wiki be job one, and blocking folks be secondary. It's a "mop and a bucket," after all, and not "the keys to the jail" that they give you. When Roosevelt came to the land of the hummingbird, shouts of welcome were heard!. 15:11, 13 March 2013 (UTC)

also

given I plan to stay here as long as it remains either a) a fun place to be or b) a viable website, you may be wrong on the prediction of it surviving after me :P --^Mikal_lakiM 15:21, 16 March 2013 (UTC)

Related, your input is welcome. Ochotona princeps^{not a pokémon} 15:34, 16 March 2013 (UTC)

Protestant heresy

What is your problem? JustJack (talk) 14:26, 18 March 2013 (UTC)

How much time do you have? When Roosevelt came to the land of the hummingbird, shouts of welcome were heard!. 14:35, 18 March 2013 (UTC)

Argentina

The BoN had a couple of points; I rolled back so I could use their version as the basis for something that is hopefully better than either theirs or the one we already had. Hydrogen and Time (talk) 14:00, 22 March 2013 (UTC)

No one likes you and you are probably going to die in your parents' basement

It isn't funny and never has been. Inquisitor Ehrenstein (talk) 05:15, 26 March 2013 (UTC)

Perhaps if you toned down your fucking signature then it might be alright, you twat. --Damo^Hi 05:39, 26 March 2013 (UTC)

(signature fixed). VOX^HUMANA 05:48, 26 March 2013 (UTC)

Your mom really likes me. Especially when I do that thing where I.... Inspiration Move me brightly. 11:57, 26 March 2013 (UTC)

Sorry

I didn't realize you weren't the one who removed the comment. Anyway, sorry about going off. ఠ_ఠ Inquisitor Ehrenstein 03:43, 27 March 2013 (UTC)

No problem.Inspiration Move me brightly. 03:45, 27 March 2013 (UTC)

Vandalism

Please edit your own pages. Thanks. Inquisitor Sasha 17:02, 29 March 2013 (UTC)

Please don't be a special snowflake. Inspiration Move me brightly. 17:06, 29 March 2013 (UTC)

WAT? –Inquisitor Sasha 17:48, 29 March 2013 (UTC)

Irrelevant copyright whining

First of all, you don't own the copyright. Second, those memes are posted everywhere. If the owners have a problem, they'll send a takedown notice and we'll get rid of it. –Inquisitor Sasha 18:11, 29 March 2013 (UTC)

So since I don't own it, I should ignore the violation on the community website? You're an idiot. Inspiration Move me brightly. 18:13, 29 March 2013 (UTC)

It's on millions of webpages. If the owners want it taken down, they'll send a request. Stop worrying about it. –Inquisitor Sasha 18:15, 29 March 2013 (UTC)

"other people do it, so it's ok for me to do it." You keep on about law and order, but you're happy to break laws that don't suit you. What a tit. Sophie^Wilder 18:18, 29 March 2013 (UTC)

EC "Everyone else is doing it." Okay. Fuck off. Inspiration Move me brightly. 18:19, 29 March 2013 (UTC)

I've never advocated for mindlessly following letter of the law. In fact I generally argue for an irrational application based on specific circumstances. –Inquisitor Sasha 18:23, 29 March 2013 (UTC)

Shut up, troll. Inspiration Move me brightly. 18:24, 29 March 2013 (UTC)

You're basically pissing in the wind if you think anyone gives a single solitary shit about your complaint - your signature is intolerable and your enduring obsession with rape is so creepy that people avoid you. Happy Friday. 19:18, 29 March 2013 (UTC)

Fixed. Sorry about being an asshole. –Inquisitor Ehrenstein 20:15, 29 March 2013 (UTC)

That's two "sorry for being an assholes" on this page alone. Get your shit together or find another website. Inspiration Move me brightly. 20:30, 29 March 2013 (UTC)

Who stopped Brasov? But seriously, I am working on fitting in better, and I've noticed progress. I think the biggest problem is less communication than you would have IRL, and not understanding how other people interpret your own behavior and how to interpret what other people do. –Inquisitor Ehrenstein 21:04, 29 March 2013 (UTC)

Stop using rollback

You just removed contributions. Every time you do that, it removes all edits, including contributions. –Inquisitor Ehrenstein 20:40, 29 March 2013 (UTC)

I also archived the content. You can find it there. –Inquisitor Ehrenstein 20:40, 29 March 2013 (UTC)

Here's a better idea: don't remove 25,000 characters of discussion for no good reason. Inspiration Move me brightly. 20:41, 29 March 2013 (UTC)

It's not that hard to undo a specific revision. –Inquisitor Ehrenstein 20:44, 29 March 2013 (UTC)

It's also not that hard to let the automatic archiving happen. What the hell is wrong with you? Inspiration Move me brightly. 20:46, 29 March 2013 (UTC)

I didn't think that massive thing was wanted there any more. I archived it. I don't see the problem of archiving things manually. It seems a bit odd to want to have automatic archiving being the only method. If there was a problem with people deleting stuff without archiving, I could understand that. –Inquisitor Ehrenstein 20:50, 29 March 2013 (UTC)

Why are you so intent to bring rape into this discussion?

[1] Especially when it wasn't mentioned anywhere in the OP. Who's the weirdo trying to insert rape into random discussions? –Inquisitor Sasha 13:48, 30 March 2013 (UTC)

You are. Or at very least you don't seem very good at keeping your promise not to keep talking about it. Wěǎšěǐǒǐď^{Methinks it is a Weasel} 13:57, 30 March 2013 (UTC)

Sasha, I will explain this to you in small words, in the hopes that you understand. The edit in question is not me trying to bring rape into the discussion. The edit in question is what as known as a "joke." The point of the joke is to call you out for the way in which you continually introduce the topic of sexual violence into the Saloon Bar and other places on the wiki. Please do not hesitate to contact me if you have any further questions on this issue. Inspiration Move me brightly. 14:23, 30 March 2013 (UTC)

I realize it's a joke, but by making it, you're continually bringing it up. When I say I'm not going to discuss it, and you start making jokes about it in unrelated discussions, it appears you are trying to restart discussion about it. That would be trolling. –Inquisitor Sasha 14:32, 30 March 2013 (UTC)

Says he won't discuss creepy sex stuff. Immediately after discussing creepy sex stuff]. Inspiration Move me brightly. 14:42, 30 March 2013 (UTC)

So it's creepy to give relationship advice to a 28 year old virgin? You must be quite a humanitarian. I suppose it's also "creepy sex stuff" to go work for a charity. I'm glad the rest fo the world doesn't share your disturbing views on helping people. –Inquisitor Sasha 14:49, 30 March 2013 (UTC)

Reformation

Part of reforming and moving on means not looking back. That includes not bringing it up. –Inquisitor Sasha 03:49, 31 March 2013 (UTC)

it also includes not constantly bringing up how you are reforming. I;ve explained this to you before as well--^Mikal_lakiM 03:50, 31 March 2013 (UTC)

Fuck off. You have two apologies on this talk page and spent all day acting like a total asshole. Inspiration Move me brightly. 03:52, 31 March 2013 (UT4C)

Terrible style

I wasn't sure if that should stay as a comment or be removed because it was terrible. –Inquisitor Sasha (Talk | contribs | block) 16:40, 1 April 2013 (UTC)

Do you have "jokes" where you live? Inspiration Move me brightly. 16:49, 1 April 2013 (UTC)

Yes. My problems have been caused by joking around too much without being clear. Anyway, I was split about whether I should have removed it. Seeing as the text was still legible, it wasn't unfunny vandalism. I also made this: Template:Sar. –Inquisitor Sasha (Talk | contribs | block) 16:55, 1 April 2013 (UTC)

I think your "problems" are rooted much deeper, but I generally try to avoid playing internet psychiatrist. Inspiration Move me brightly. 16:58, 1 April 2013 (UTC)

No, they're really not. I don't have issues IRL, and even on other websites, it's not quite a bad. I think it's a little trouble with the goofy nature and knowing what to do and what other people do is acceptable. I have studied psychology, and I strongly discourage e-psychology. Many of the things that point to serious disorders can have very simple non severe causes. For example, I was thinking that a long term troll I had an encounter with was a sociopath and has a severe detachment from reality (not just the kind religious people have). Then I realized he could have just been lying to appear more favorable and to play the victim. –Inquisitor Sasha (Talk | contribs | block) 17:07, 1 April 2013 (UTC)

Twitter feed

Replaced it, though that reporter is doing most of the live coverage about it right now. Osaka Sun (talk) 02:38, 3 April 2013 (UTC)

Stop

You should note that the user you just sysopped has had their edits reverted by several editors for inaccuracy. Stop feeding the trolls, please. Prodigal (talk) 22:06, 7 April 2013 (UTC)

Wanna explain this?

What troll games are you playing?--"Shut up, Brx." 04:37, 9 April 2013 (UTC)

Aceⁱ⁹ 05:09, 9 April 2013 (UTC)

What does PowderSmokeAndLeather have to do with my post? I second Ace's opinion. 72.205.215.192 (talk) 05:31, 9 April 2013 (UTC)

Brx, your existence causes others discomfort. Please go choke on a bag of dicks and die. 05:43, 9 April 2013 (UTC)

I'm not sure I understand your issue, Brx. I made a crack at the BON (admittedly, I knew he meant to write "opponents" when he wrote "opinions," but sometimes it's the low-hanging fruit that's the sweetest") and he got back to me about it. There's nothing there that rises to the level of "troll games," as far as I can tell. What exactly in that exchange is causing you distress? Did he doubt/Or did he try? 12:33, 9 April 2013 (UTC)

I missed this comment by the BoN and assumed that when he was correcting himself, he was accidentally revealing himself to be you. PeterL corrected me and I retract my accusations and present my apologies.--"Shut up, Brx." 14:02, 9 April 2013 (UTC)

Brx, you call people trolls a lot. –Александр(а) Ehrenstein (Talk | Contribs | Ragebox) 04:56, 6 June 2013 (UTC)

User:Kitties!!

How do you know this user is a racist troll? Proxima Centauri (talk) 17:37, 10 April 2013 (UTC)

I know all. I see all. Did he doubt/Or did he try? 17:57, 10 April 2013 (UTC)

You enjoy pissing people off without reason?

 Civic Cat    ^{Talk to Civic Cat}   22:41, 11 April 2013 (UTC)

You enjoy making lazy assumptions about people's motives? Wëäŝëïöïď^{Methinks it is a Weasel} 22:46, 11 April 2013 (UTC)

More a question than an assumption. Civic Cat    ^{Talk to Civic Cat}   22:50, 11 April 2013 (UTC)

See my post in Talk: ATIM. Feel free to join in the conversation. Did he doubt/Or did he try? 22:50, 11 April 2013 (UTC)

Why not the talk page of the subpage that you have twice vapped? Civic Cat    ^{Talk to Civic Cat}   22:52, 11 April 2013 (UTC)

If you insist. Did he doubt/Or did he try? 22:59, 11 April 2013 (UTC)

No insistance. Consider it an appeal to your sense of reason. Is it not the logical choice? Civic Cat    ^{Talk to Civic Cat}   23:03, 11 April 2013 (UTC)

He's straight up on reason. Your subpage is at least out of character for RW. I won't comment on whether it's inappropriate because it's not for me to judge people's fetishes considering we're all fucking weirdo's behind closed doors. The question is what happens when you drag it out into the open. Is there a single place in all of this conversation being spread across several pages that you've acknowledged that being strident about this might not be The Right Thing To Do? 00:42, 12 April 2013 (UTC)

I've thought of it. But given the vigourous opposition I'm getting, I have a decent belief the process will reasonably serve both of our interests. Civic Cat    ^{Talk to Civic Cat}   19:36, 12 April 2013 (UTC)

Khazar Paper

The talk page seems to be obsessed with an Ehlaik study, while this one says the exact opposite. Captain Swing (bringer of nachos) 00:53, 13 April 2013 (UTC)

I'm just incredibly wary of anyone using genetic studies to advance a political point of view, especially on a first edit. Screams "concern troll" to me. Betcha a dollar (s)he never edits another article. Let a knowledgeable regular deal with it. Did he doubt/Or did he try? 01:11, 13 April 2013 (UTC)

Turns out you and the n00b are right and I'm wrong -- see my post on his talk page. Did he doubt/Or did he try? 01:18, 13 April 2013 (UTC)

Concern troll or not, the paper seems to be legitimate. It sets out to prove exactly what the editor claimed, is in line with mainstream sources on the subject, and isn't the result of wing-nuttery. Take a look for yourself, but,it would appear to be legitimate. I could run it by a prof or two if you would like confirmation of its content :P (edit: I was posting this when you ECed me) Captain Swing (bringer of nachos) 01:20, 13 April 2013 (UTC)

Until this new guy came along, I was contemplating moving for the article's deletion. The Elhaik study is legit, but none of us are familiar with the field in question, and the BoN seemed to have a heck of an agenda.--"Shut up, Brx." 03:50, 13 April 2013 (UTC)

I've only given it a superficial skim, but here's a critique from GNXP. Nebuchadnezzar (talk) 04:18, 13 April 2013 (UTC)

For future reference...

The term you are looking for is "phenotypic," not "phenological." Nebuchadnezzar (talk) 22:13, 13 April 2013 (UTC)

Merci. English is still a challenge for me sometimes. If the thunder don't get you/Then the lightning will. 22:15, 13 April 2013 (UTC)

John Mackay

If you can help, then be bold, and hopefully over time, it will evolve from something basic into something very detailed.--Darrelljon (talk) 21:33, 17 April 2013 (UTC)

Please. I've never even heard of the guy. That thing's an embarrassment to Edstubs. How about I put it into your user space until the muse strikes you? If the thunder don't get you/Then the lightning will. 21:41, 17 April 2013 (UTC)

Sorry for the misunderstanding

I need to remember that "I'm offended" is no excuse. I've re-added the content. Captain Swing (bringer of nachos) 17:28, 19 April 2013 (UTC)

The whole point was to be provocative. Sometimes that rubs people the wrong way. Sorry if your feathers got ruffled -- it happens to me all the time. If the thunder don't get you/Then the lightning will. 21:06, 19 April 2013 (UTC)

"Creationism" as a political issue was not anywhere near on the American radar in 1968. Watch the presentism.

I took high school biology in 1964 or so, and I remember the teacher putting out a passing disclaimer before going into the whole evolutionistic spiel. There were mutterings of controversy even in those halcyon days. IDK about Planet of the Apes, though. Sprocket J Cogswell (talk) 13:39, 23 April 2013 (UTC)

I didn't say the idea didn't exist, there have always been creationists and critics of the theory of evolution. But I don't see those ideas having the kind of social life in 1968 that they would have decades later--certainly not to the point where they would play into a pop-culture social critique like PotA. Shall we go, you and I while we can/Through the transitive nightfall of diamonds? 13:58, 23 April 2013 (UTC)

Agreed. Rabble was being roused over different issues. There was a lengthy undeclared war going on, and commie hippie fags were a bigger problem than evolutionism. That, and The Pill was enabling a revolution in sexual mores. Religious disputes over common descent were pretty far down on the tedium scale. Sprocket J Cogswell (talk) 14:21, 23 April 2013 (UTC)

How awesome is Hipocrite?

I don't think you'll mind this poll.

Pretty Awesome

1. Hipocrite (talk) 19:32, 23 April 2013 (UTC)
2. More awesome than any BoN killjoy, that's for damned sure. Spud (talk) 13:45, 24 April 2013 (UTC)

Goat

1. Shall we go, you and I while we can/Through the transitive nightfall of diamonds? 19:33, 23 April 2013 (UTC)
2. How awesome is a piece of string? Weaseloid^{Methinks it is a Weasel} 22:53, 24 April 2013 (UTC)

Long-eared Jerboa

1. Sprocket J Cogswell (talk) 19:36, 23 April 2013 (UTC)
2. Yeah, this doesn't even merit a goat vote. Генгис^{Our ignorance is God; what we know is science.} 19:55, 23 April 2013 (UTC)

WTF has it go tto do with you how old I am

You have demonstrated the fact that respect is earnt, not given by right. No gfy quite frankly. Oldusgitus (talk) 14:49, 25 April 2013 (UTC)

I'm sorry, what does "gfy" mean? Shall we go, you and I while we can/Through the transitive nightfall of diamonds? 15:02, 25 April 2013 (UTC)

Probably "go fuck yourself." Or possibly "gefilte fish yodeler." Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 22:21, 25 April 2013 (UTC)

San Fran Gay Orgies

You mustn't engage in these unspeakable abominations. They are nothing but sodomy and sin and should be treated with nothing but contempt. Besides, the ones in Germany are much better. Captain Swing (bringer of nachos) 01:47, 26 April 2013 (UTC)

Any port in a storm. Shall we go, you and I while we can/Through the transitive nightfall of diamonds? 01:50, 26 April 2013 (UTC)

Double standards

And you not liking yours highlighted? Carry on. Oldusgitus (talk) 13:29, 27 April 2013 (UTC)

What are you talking about? Shall we go, you and I while we can/Through the transitive nightfall of diamonds? 13:34, 27 April 2013 (UTC)

Are you stupid?

I explained to you the outline of the abiotic theory of oil--- it's not the nonsense you have written down on the page. The idea is that methane is bubbling up from the mantle, carrying heavy elements and de-hydrogenating to oil. It is well supported by experimental evidence, and it is clearly correct. You should at least know what the theory says before editing the page.^{— Unsigned, by: some fucking BoN idiot / talk / contribs}

Okay. She said her name was Billie Jean and she was fresh in town/I didn't know her stage-line ran from hell. 11:43, 28 April 2013 (UTC)

Hey

Just saw your block comment. Glad I could provide some cheer, but are you OK? Wẽãšẽĩõĩď^{Methinks it is a Weasel} 23:44, 30 April 2013 (UTC)

I am living with it -- a couple of professional/personal setbacks combined with the normal struggles of brain chemistry and the typical end-of-the-academic-year stresses and uncertainties have knocked my on my ass for bit. Sunshine and an impending change in scenery--ie moving back to my hometown for the summer--will hopefully help me realign everything. Thanks for asking. She said her name was Billie Jean and she was fresh in town/I didn't know her stage-line ran from hell. 03:34, 1 May 2013 (UTC)

Me too, mate. Things are a bit rough in my neck of the woods as well, perhaps we could be depressed together. :( Генгис^{You have the right to be offended; and I have the right to offend you.} 16:12, 1 May 2013 (UTC)

I'm actually at the point where I'm considering professional help, but moving in three weeks, and then again at the end of the summer, makes that a challenge. Feel better, GK..Let my inspiration flow/In token token lines suggesting rhythm. 16:27, 1 May 2013 (UTC)

There's a lot of it about. Chin up, both of you. Hope the change of scene makes a difference, PSL. Wėąṣėḷőįď^{Methinks it is a Weasel} 23:21, 1 May 2013 (UTC)

Hey, not creeping but

I saw your depression block and, as someone who also suffers from it, felt you might need something to give you a bit of a laugh: courtesy of Mitchell and Webb. Captain Swing (bringer of nachos) 04:36, 1 May 2013 (UTC)

Awesome. Thanks! Let my inspiration flow/In token token lines suggesting rhythm. 16:27, 1 May 2013 (UTC)

Just watched a whole bunch of M&W sketches after this. This, this & this are some highlights. Wẽãšẽĩõĩď^{Methinks it is a Weasel} 23:21, 1 May 2013 (UTC)

Sorry about that

I must've missed the "don't link to wp" when I was reading that article. Will keep it in mind. Compro01 (talk) 05:38, 2 May 2013 (UTC)

Not a big deal. Let my inspiration flow/In token lines suggesting rhythm. 12:31, 2 May 2013 (UTC)

bro

listen to proxi, she is right on this bro Ghost (talk)

Not likely. Cataloging every statement a major political figure makes and then saying that "if might mean something" is stupid. Let my inspiration flow/In token lines suggesting rhythm. 15:18, 2 May 2013 (UTC)

Calories/calories

In the context of the LCD article, it is "Calorie" not "calorie". Big-C Calorie is a dietary calories that has 1,000 little-c calorie. If you want, I can include that in the article, but it is a Big-C.--Token Conservative (talk) 01:51, 5 May 2013 (UTC)

Did not know that. Make sure it's consistent across the article, though. Let my inspiration flow/In token lines suggesting rhythm. 02:11, 5 May 2013 (UTC)

Satire

–Inquisitor Ehrenstein (Talk | Contribs | Mikal's ragebox) 16:46, 14 May 2013 (UTC)

Shitty, shitty satire. Writing absolute garbage and calling it "satire" doesn't make you a "satirist." It makes you a "shitty writer." Learn the difference. Let my inspiration flow/In token lines suggesting rhythm. 16:51, 14 May 2013 (UTC)

I suspect you hostility is the result of realizing the logic of cultural relevantism. –Inquisitor Ehrenstein (Talk | Contribs | Mikal's ragebox) 16:54, 14 May 2013 (UTC)

"Cultural relevantism"? Is that anything like "cultural relativism"? Or is it simply the idea that culture is, somehow, relevant? Let my inspiration flow/In token lines suggesting rhythm. 17:02, 14 May 2013 (UTC)

Um, what?

How does you joining the gender studies project piss me off?--Token Conservative (talk) 18:20, 14 May 2013 (UTC)

My general "reactionary" presence here pisses you off. Let my inspiration flow/In token lines suggesting rhythm. 18:24, 14 May 2013 (UTC)

No, your reactionary actions piss me off when it means I cannot get any work done. And since joining the group doesn't mean will actually do anything, I don't see why you think I would care.--Token Conservative (talk) 18:28, 14 May 2013 (UTC)

So what does joining the group mean? Wẽãšẽĩõĩď^{Methinks it is a Weasel} 18:58, 14 May 2013 (UTC)

It means waiting for someone to be critical of its purpose so you can swear at him and call him a moron. 19:32, 14 May 2013 (UTC)

A "reactionary" moron. Let my inspiration flow/In token lines suggesting rhythm. 19:46, 14 May 2013 (UTC)

The social/fiscal conservative dilemma flares up again

A decade ago Harper was marching along with these people. Priceless. Osaka Sun (talk) 02:53, 15 May 2013 (UTC)

And people wonder why I've become a separatist. Let my inspiration flow/In token lines suggesting rhythm. 03:03, 15 May 2013 (UTC)

Forests

I unblocked him, but I did remove sysop rights from a totally unrelated (chuckle) account that is also retired. I don't think we block 13 year old for the crime of getting in annoying internet slapfests. Feel free to reblock if I'm wrong. Hipocrite (talk) 19:13, 3 June 2013 (UTC)

If I thought it would've stuck, I wouldn't have done it. Faced with mysteries dark and vast/statements just seem vain at last. 19:39, 3 June 2013 (UTC)

Forests has not retired as his User/Talk page LIES and he should be forced to remove said "retirement". He also is blocking users which is another evidence he is not retired. And, yes, I am Forests' jilted homosexual lover. P.S. A removal from the vandal bin would be appreciated. eveshi (talk) 15:30, 5 June 2013 (UTC)

Rape

Any reason for reverting that change? I'm going to guess you haven't read the survey that was being talked about in that paragraph (the NISVS) so was something wrong with my grammar or syntax or something? or is it just because I'm new so new people automatically get their stuff reverted? DavidByron (talk) 19:40, 5 June 2013 (UTC)DavidByron

Incredible threats

Wow, your last little bit of macho posturing on my wall sure had me shaking in my boots. Or it would have, if it was at all credible. I don't see why your subjective views on what makes an edit good/shite carry anymore weight than mine, or any of the other people who edit RW. So much for polite disagreements.Tuscarora 05:31, 9 June 2013 (UTC)

Okay. Faced with mysteries dark and vast/statements just seem vain at last. 05:33, 9 June 2013 (UTC)

Intellectual dishonesty and edit warring

Why are you promoting intellectual dishonesty and edit warring on the quantum consciousness page? ^{— Unsigned, by: Some fucking BON woo-head. / talk / contribs}

Okay. Faced with mysteries dark and vast/statements just seem vain at last. 16:34, 10 June 2013 (UTC)

Is it you?

Are you he who shall not be named? ^{— Unsigned, by: MarcusCicero / talk / contribs}

I am that I am; or, if you prefer, I yam what I yam. Faced with mysteries dark and vast/statements just seem vain at last. 15:38, 11 June 2013 (UTC)

This is Tyrannis alright, nobody else would think what you just said was funny. Tragic really. MarcusCicero (talk) 16:07, 11 June 2013 (UTC)

Okay. Faced with mysteries dark and vast/statements just seem vain at last. 16:11, 11 June 2013 (UTC)

Why I'm here

Seeing that several people tried to impersonate me, I decided to open an account here in order to prevent it from happening again. While I can't prevent more "Markmans" from appearing, I can at least write a message on my Conservapedia's user page (and this is indeed what I have done) clarifying that this is my account and that all other edits to RW made in my name are fake. I'm thinking of maybe editing some RW articles not related to Conservapedia but I'm not sure if I'm going to follow on those plans. If you want to you can block me, just don't delete this account. I just need it in order to differentiate myself from fake "Markmans". - ConservapediaMarkman (talk) 15:35, 14 June 2013 (UTC)

Nobody cares. Go back to the playground with the other children. Faced with mysteries dark and vast/statements just seem vain at last. 15:43, 14 June 2013 (UTC)

You do seem to have a soft spot for Markman as you always clean up his user page, or are you offended by the word wanker? ^{— Unsigned, by: some troll bon / talk / contribs}

I'm offended by childish displays of pettiness and stupidity. Run along, now, Princess, and go play with your dollies. The grown-ups are talking. If I knew the way/I would take you home. 18:19, 15 June 2013 (UTC)

Why hello there

Why hello there good sir, you seem like a paragon of liberty and virtue. Would you please remove me from the vandal bin and restore me to my ancestral liberty? MarcusCicero (talk) 18:18, 15 June 2013 (UTC)

I'm sorely tempted, G, but we both know that won't stick. If I knew the way/I would take you home. 18:20, 15 June 2013 (UTC)

You have the power to do a great deal of good, but balk when faced by leviathan

You have the power to resist evil, yet you collaborate with it

You have the power to be more than a man, but a great man

You have the power to ascend to the lights of heaven, and take your place among the elect

Yet despite all of this

You collaborate

How perverse. MarcusCicero (talk) 18:55, 15 June 2013 (UTC)

Don't ask again, G. If I knew the way/I would take you home. 19:03, 15 June 2013 (UTC)

Do you watch South Park?

Did you see the episode where the kids are sent to a tolerance camp because they complained about their teacher doing gay sexual stuff in the classroom?

Wikipedia summary
w:The Death Camp of Tolerance

Watch the episode here
http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s06e14-the-death-camp-of-tolerance

–Александр(а) Ehrenstein (Talk | Contribs | Ragebox) 04:48, 16 June 2013 (UTC)

No. I don't watch South Park. If I knew the way/I would take you home. 04:56, 16 June 2013 (UTC)

You should watch that episode. It's particularly relevant. –Александр(а) Ehrenstein (Talk | Contribs | Ragebox) 04:57, 16 June 2013 (UTC)

No thanks. If I knew the way/I would take you home. 05:01, 16 June 2013 (UTC)

Why, because you know from the title that it's going to be about intolerant people like you who don't tolerate opinions different from their own? You know that I started a website for making fun of bigotry, right? I make a distinction between actual bigotry and intolerance against other people and someone who doesn't agree with me. If I consider people intolerant only on that basis, than I'm being bigoted. –Александр(а) Ehrenstein (Talk | Contribs | Ragebox) 05:08, 16 June 2013 (UTC)

No. Because I have a limited amount of time left on the planet and I do not want to spend it watching cartoons. If I knew the way/I would take you home. 12:52, 16 June 2013 (UTC)

Has MarcusCicero written any useful articles?

Just wondering if he's actually contributed. –Александр(а) Ehrenstein (Talk | Contribs | Ragebox) 04:39, 17 June 2013 (UTC)

I'm not the best person for you to ask. If I knew the way/I would take you home. 04:41, 17 June 2013 (UTC)

Nom

Mod, if you so choose. Sprocket J Cogswell (talk) 00:16, 18 June 2013 (UTC)

RE SyPhillis

uh are you offended? Phyllis schlafly is pretty objectively a disgusting human being for reasons beyond number, and the fact her name sounds like an std just makes insulting her all the more easy. It is neither due to her being a woman (hell were she a man I would have used the exact same insult with the name "Phillip") nor due to her being old if that was what you were trying to imply. It is due to her being a horrible, horrible person. Judge Holden^{The Judge Smiles} 22:38, 23 June 2013 (UTC)

No, not offended. Just bemused at the plucking of low-hanging fruit. The last time I heard a joke like that was in, like, seventh grade. I usually expect better from this crowd. If I knew the way/I would take you home. 22:41, 23 June 2013 (UTC)

With certain people I think any non bigotted or discriminatory insult is fair game, no matter how crude, dumb, or easy it may be. When talking about someone not so transparantly nasty and loathesome I usually try to put more thought in. Judge Holden^{The Judge Smiles} 22:47, 23 June 2013 (UTC)

I'll keep waiting for the killer wit to emerge. If I knew the way/I would take you home. 22:50, 23 June 2013 (UTC)

Hope you brought a book, because its going to be a long time and given my record will likely emerge in the form of a shrill and over-long rant about some no-name arsehole on a subject no-one cares about Judge Holden^{The Judge Smiles} 23:01, 23 June 2013 (UTC)

Linux and bad hardware

The first piece of advice I give troubleshooting a piece of bad hardware is to see if it works in Windows. The second piece of advice I give is to see what error messages are in /var/log/messages. Samiam (talk) 03:13, 1 July 2013 (UTC)

Thanks Bro

Now get back into the kitchen. Zero (talk) 13:59, 3 July 2013 (UTC)

Clarification

Hey,

I'm not sure what exactly led you to believe that I was "boasting of planning vandalism", because I can assure you I was not. The vandal who constantly attack my CP talk page is not me nor do I know whom he is, I just assume that he follows me both here and at CP because of his use of Soprano related aliases. Notice that in his recent incarnation the vandal attacked Andy as well, doing such an act on my part would have been a fine way to get my real account permbanned.

Maybe when I wrote "I'm waiting for when he'll register as A.J, I hope I'll be the one who gets to block this account and not someone else" you understood it as if I was saying that I'm planning on registering as A.J and than engaging in vandalism. That was not the case, I was merely saying that I hope the vandal would register under this alias as it would be satisfying for me to block such an account since I don't like the character of A.J on The Sopranos.

Sorry for any misunderstandings. - Vote Markman for a better tomorrow! (talk) 23:42, 4 July 2013 (UTC)

I'm talking about you sharing your throbbing erection at the prospect of blocking people on CP. How about you not talk about your CP activities whatsoever. If I knew the way/I would take you home. 23:49, 4 July 2013 (UTC)

Oh, I see. I thought you were following the theory User:Ghost suggested a while ago about how I'm the one behind the vandal attacks on my CP talk page. Now I see that you're just being douchy and getting angry at someone for joking about blocking A.J Soprano from CP. Gottcha. - Vote Markman for a better tomorrow! (talk) 23:55, 4 July 2013 (UTC)

The reputation of this community as something that is not a co-ordinating place for CP vandalism is fragile at best. Your trolling is not helping us. If I knew the way/I would take you home. 00:11, 5 July 2013 (UTC)

Moderator election

You have won the election to be a moderator (although you probably already know that). Congratulations! I'd suggest putting ATIM on your watchlist, if it isn't there already.--^talk 15:23, 10 July 2013 (UTC)

Actually, I was on a bit of a wiki-break, so I had no idea. I'd like to thank the Academy...If I knew the way/I would take you home. 02:15, 11 July 2013 (UTC)

And we begin

Welcome to RationalWiki, AgingHippie! Please see our guide for newcomers and our community standards. If you are interested in contributing, please read what our articles are intended to be. Pull up a goat and have some fun! Any questions? Please see the help page or ask me on my talk page.

Welcome! Peter ^mqzp 02:05, 19 February 2013 (UTC)

Thank you. Nailed a retread to my feet and prayed for better weather. 02:09, 19 February 2013 (UTC)