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Commie Lib (talk) 21:32, 24 January 2019 (UTC)

Why thank you! Conspirate (talk) 21:34, 24 January 2019 (UTC)

Level up[edit]

Because of your edits to and time on the wiki, Autopatrolled has been added to your user rights. This lets you bypass most of the abuse filters, bypass the CAPTCHA, and edit more frequently. If you have questions, ~~bleat~~ ask away.

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Wizard[edit]

Because of your edits to and time on the wiki, ~~wizard~~ Sysop has been added to your user rights. Feel free to let your newfound POWER course through your veins. Once the high wears off, see RationalWiki:Sysop guide for more information. If you have questions, ~~bleat~~ ask away. — Oxyaena ^Harass 08:49, 26 April 2019 (UTC)

Advice[edit]

David, you and Kate should honestly move on with your lives, find greener pastures, and hopefully don't make the same mistakes there you did here. It is not fun being the pariah, the social outcast, and it is best for your mental health to move on, put as much distance between you and them as possible. I don't see eye to eye with you, and I can see why people are irritated with you, but it's for your and Kate's personal benefit to let go. I speak from experience, your mental health will improve significantly if you just leave, cut ties, be done with this place. Sincerely, — Dr. Ox ^{quack specialist} 06:39, 12 May 2019 (UTC)