User talk:Kendoll

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Très amusant, Mr Kendoll, sir. Welcome to the RationalWiki. weaseLOId~ 11:02, 9 October 2008 (EDT)

I look forward to February with some concern! Will my beliefs be challenged? Oh noes!--Bob^{bing up} 11:08, 9 October 2008 (EDT)

Still not learnt to get an edit right first time, eh, Ken? Silver Sloth 11:10, 9 October 2008 (EDT)

Belif in evolution will end in Frebruary and the world will end in 2012. Well, really? Proxima Centauri 11:41, 9 October 2008 (EDT)

Well, Kendol. How's Barbie?Barbara Shack 11:47, 9 October 2008 (EDT)

Incidentally, and just for the record, let's have it one more time

The Truth is NOT a popularity contest

Silver Sloth 11:50, 9 October 2008 (EDT)

"See here for details." And they are... where?

Could you at least learn that modern evolutionary theory and Darwinism are not the same thing?!

If you want to criticize evolutionary theory, or any scientific idea, you need to use specifics, not a bunch of clever photo captions. And it would do you well to read up on what the theory actually says rather than relying entirely on straw-man arguments, because you have clearly demonstrated that you haven't the slightest understanding of what you are arguing against. It's like you're trying single-handedly to sue someone without any knowledge of the legal system- it gets you nowhere. Kallium^talk 12:09, 9 October 2008 (EDT)

Try reading Evolution and refuting what it says there. Proxima Centauri 12:13, 9 October 2008 (EDT)

Regarding your picture of the Large Hadron Collider, which part of Conservapedia's God article addresses the Higgs boson? I was unable to locate that content. Please direct me to the appropriate section so that I may improve my knowledge of particle physics. Thanks. Kallium^talk 12:16, 9 October 2008 (EDT)

Gentlemen. You can rant and rave all you want, but you will find that my feelings towards Creationism and our Savior can best be summed up with this. Kendoll 12:17, 9 October 2008 (EDT)

Does that mean that you plan to let those who believe that Jesus is the Savior down? Are you on our side? Proxima Centauri 12:52, 9 October 2008 (EDT)

Very mature, Ken, but then rational debate never was a fundamentalist forte. You don't refute our points because you can't. That's why you have to resort to massaged Google rankings. Come on, Ken, try and persuade us - we'll listen and we won't even ban hammer you. Silver Sloth 12:32, 9 October 2008 (EDT)

Quote; piccy; quote; vid; quote: have you ever had an ORIGINAL thought Ken baby? Or do you rely all the time on other's words to put your point. I've just been stalking "Kdbuffalo" around the web, is there anywhere you haven't been kicked out of for quote mining?   ^Contribs_Talk 12:34, 9 October 2008 (EDT)

Are we playing a game where we pretend this is real? Can I play? Okay...ahem, yes, well, KENservative, you are a bad man! Yes, uh...really...bad. Um...oh, oh, you're an evil reptilian kitten-eater from another planet! How many points do I get? Are there points involved? --Yossie^{Spring in Fialta} 14:42, 9 October 2008 (EDT)

You get $3+i/2$ points. Closest one to $i$ wins.-- Antifly ^{Now with 50% less retirement!} 14:49, 9 October 2008 (EDT)

Actually, it kinda looks like until recently Kendoll was scoring some fat Loki points. Smyth 14:56, 9 October 2008 (EDT)

Poe's Law

Actually I thought this was joke page. Have I misunderstood? Is this yet another variant of Poe's Law?--Bob^{bing up} 12:55, 9 October 2008 (EDT)

No way Ken would call himself "Kendoll". I believe your parody meter is functioning correctly, sir. Smyth 13:02, 9 October 2008 (EDT)

or rickroll us...-- Antifly ^{Now with 50% less retirement!} 13:04, 9 October 2008 (EDT)

Have to agree, Ken's not on CP @ the moment so - probably AMES!   ^Contribs_Talk 13:10, 9 October 2008 (EDT)

Maybe firewedge?-- Antifly ^{Now with 50% less retirement!} 13:18, 9 October 2008 (EDT)

Can someone find and compare their respective IP addresses (Conservative vs Kendoll)? That's beyond my know-how. Kallium^talk 19:49, 9 October 2008 (EDT)

Since we dumped checkuser it's beyond all of us.   ^Contribs_Talk@~

I've no idea what that is, so forgive my ignorance, but can it be "undumped"? Assuming there aren't ethical reasons not to. Just curious. Kallium^talk 20:21, 9 October 2008 (EDT)

Checkuser is used to see the IP addresses a person has been using. It was abused (like so many other things) on Conservapedia, so as a statement of respect for users' privacy, we completely removed it from RationalWiki's copy of MediaWiki . We would never put it back for so flimsy a reason as checking to see if Kendoll is actually Conservative. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 20:27, 9 October 2008 (EDT)

Fair enough. Thanks for the info. Kallium^talk 20:39, 9 October 2008 (EDT)

You're welcome. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 20:42, 9 October 2008 (EDT)

The pictures

Epic Phail!!! Ken

would never do something as aesthetically pleasing as to make all the pictures the same width, he like is miss-match of stupid, unfunny, unclever pictures with the stupid caption to be the original width of the picture regardless of how bad it looks. - User $\approx$$\pi$For best results also use RationalWiki moisturizing conditioner 09:13, 10 October 2008 (EDT)

PWNED!!!111!!!11!!!! Генгис^mutating 09:20, 10 October 2008 (EDT)

I have to say, overall a pretty good job though. Smyth 11:04, 10 October 2008 (EDT)

Job well done. Do you want to be sysop so you can own articles here too? - User $\approx$$\pi$_{For best results also use RationalWiki moisturizing conditioner} 08:06, 11 October 2008 (EDT)

He also wouldn't bother to change the pictures to look that way 3 hours after you pointed that out. Kallium^talk 19:37, 12 October 2008 (EDT)

The E.A. Poe picture is sheer genius, in my opinion. Smyth 16:38, 14 October 2008 (EDT)

ides of February

Kendoll: you tell us:-

• By the ides of February we will see developments that will shake the liberal elite to the core!

But what will happen in February? Please tell me! I really want to know!--Bob^{bing up} 14:28, 10 October 2008 (EDT)

He's going to invite us to play a game of rigged Skeeball. I could never get the 1000 scoring holes. Keklik 18:04, 12 October 2008 (EDT)

He's probably one of us and he's parodying the fundies. Proxima Centauri 20:21, 12 October 2008 (EDT)

In light of threatening us with Operation Cheesesteak, there's no longer any doubt about that. Kallium^talk 20:53, 12 October 2008 (EDT)

And now add Operation Pajama Party to the list. Kallium^talk 23:33, 12 October 2008 (EDT)

The hidden code uncovered!

I have unraveled the hidden message in the cryptic directives you keep alluding to. Taken together, the initiatives revealed thus far

Operation Flying Fortress

Operation Grass Roots

Operation Skeeball

Operation Cheesesteak

Operation Pajama Party

are an anagram for the following Craigslist-style ad that sounds authentically you:

YO! Seeking satanic Liberal-o-atheist ninja peoples too appear at spoof opera in rare rooster togas from party store.

-Ken

In light of this revelation, we can only fall to our knees and helplessly, hopelessly beg that you show mercy and forgiveness when your plans are brought to fruition in full force. Is it too late to repent??? Is is too late to save ourselves???? Kallium^talk 02:22, 13 October 2008 (EDT)

The trick is restraint

That is all Pink_{(*shakes head*)} 16:51, 15 October 2008 (EDT)

Another piece of advice

The real Ken

would not use YouTube UK as he is American. - User $\scriptstyle -i\ln(-1)$ 19:37, 2 November 2008 (EST)