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Welcome to ThatPage! Please do not cuddle the innocent userboxen. However, you are free to cuddle Newton's impostor as much as needed(Click here to do so). Thanks and Godspeed.

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The REAL Newton

The real Newton is here. Do not argue with me, impostor. You know I'm right.


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From RationalWiki, on April 14, 2013


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asshole This user is an asshole
Objection! This user is a fan of Ace Attorney.
Atheist Evolutionist Liberal
This user is a member of the unholy trifecta
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This User Is America (And So Can You!)
"We are all atheists about most of the gods that humanity has ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further."
This user likes a troll-free talk page. Revert away!
Evolution walker.svg This user thinks evolution explains the origin of species.
This user believes that "Magic man done it" isn't science.

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This user thinks that the Big Bang explains the origin of the Universe.
Atom.jpg This user does not believe in so-called "tolerance" when it compromises truth.
This user does not believe so called "faith" can contend with modern science.
This user believes in an old Earth — a 4.5 billion year old Earth.
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"That which can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence."
This user gave up Roman Catholicism for Lent.
Happyman.svg This user is a humanist

This user is not afraid to call their Higher Power by its proper name: physics.

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This user thinks that the Rapture is a rather silly idea.
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This user believes all religions are a form of psychosocial control and are therefore inherently bad for you.
This user is a member of the Darwinist-Humanist Cabal devoted to destroying all that is holy.
ain't got
no GOD

This user does not worship.

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This user's Political Compass coordinates are (-2.38,-2.36).
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This user is concerned about the environment.
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This user believes in equal rights for gay people.
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This user thinks there is a lot more to the world than this.
George w bush.jpeg This user would rather eat the chunks of corn in their crap than support George W. Bush.
This user suffers from
terminal procrastination!
This user contributes using Google chrome.
Bible This user has never gotten much into the Bible.
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Karikatur 7.jpg Freedom of speech can be dangerous, but must be upheld by every one of us.
This user believes
in universal healthcare
This user thinks that all pastry evolved from a common ancestor.
This user utilizes the Pipebomb of Truth.
This user is a tribble.
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This user pwned Super Mario Galaxy!
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This user refuses to switch from monobook.
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This user is a member of the pernicious liberal swarm.
This user is a communist.
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racism This user is biased against racists.
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L G B T E R R I F I C !

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This user wishes personal firearms were illegal. Some day.
This user knows
committers of genocide hate gun control.
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This user believes in equal rights for gay men & women: let's hear it for Lawrence v. Texas!
This user believes
in universal healthcare
This user believes
in universal healthcare
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This user conspires to get people to change their toilets to low-flow toilets. Fear them!
This user believes the Pledge of Allegiance jeopardizes liberty and justice for all.
hella This user is hella liberal.
This user doesn't care who wins the 2024 presidential election, as long as it isn't a Republican.
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50 States flag.png This user lives in the best damn country on Earth, and you better believe it!
Pussy01.gif This user thinks PETA stands for People Eating Tasty Animals, and hunts sea kittens.
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This user is male.
This user calls people noobs irl... wtf lulz :@
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This user suffers from Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and will never feel ashamed of that fact.
This user is a nerd — and proud of it!
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H2g2.jpg The meaning of life has nothing to do with god or fate or any of that bullshit. It's 42.


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This user is a techie.
This user likes to cite the Skeptic's Annotated Bible.
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This user is a militant atheist.
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Be warned, this user's words are backed up by NUCLEAR WEAPONS!
Conservlogo late april.png This user believes that Conservapedia is about as trustworthy as North Korea is democratic.
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This user thinks RationalWiki needs more userboxi.
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This user thinks RationalWiki needs more of these.
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This user is male.
ThatGuy is watching Bohdan ... always watching.
LS This user's Liberal Score is 9001.
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This user is an Apollonian.
This user is a moonbat.
π This user worships pi.
This user knows that the correct plural for userbox is userboxi.
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This user is
and is not going to take it anymore!
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... This user already has too many userboxes, but added another one anyway.
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"Anonymous User" (obviously your parents were unbelievers to give you such a pagan name), Copernicus discovered that Earth revolved around the Sun, long before Galileo. I looked at your contributions and found liberal opposition to chivalry, so it's obvious to me you're favoring immorality. You are in complete denial that that the Bush doctrine helps resist rape. You can whine all you want, but you have free will to deny logic. And have you complained to Merriam-Webster yet? One more disagreement and your account will be blocked.--Aschlafly 07:06, 22 February 2024 (UTC) Andy Schlafly
The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully. Richard Dawkins
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Ken's letter to RationalWiki
Gentlemen! I will shave your precious Godspeed, enabling me to destroy RW pansies on the internet. You should all be bombing over Operation needle, which will likely give Conservapedia a top result on a certain search engine starting with G.

Gentlemen, behold!

It does seem that your comments in regards to the death of evolutionism on the internet are very amusing. Where it concerns lesbianism and disease, you gloss over that the Conservapedia article on the theory of evolution is not a diatribe. In fact, by next Sunday, it is likely Richard Dawkins will have lost all vestiges of credibility. :) :) :)

Rest assured, Operation Eucharist Microwave Pecan is gathering steam!!! Time to deliver a few punches to atheism's flabby midsection! Sincerely,


My letter to Ken
Gentlemen! I will anglicise your precious fork, enabling me to destroy Christianity on the internet. You should all be google over Operation etching, which will likely give RationalWiki a top result on a certain search engine starting with G.
Impostor of Newton,

It appears to me that your comments in regards to public school on the internet are very childish. When it comes to religion and morality, you haven't shown that Operation RationalWiki and USS Enterprise has not yet begun.

In fact, by the time you've finished reading this, it is likely Christianity will have lost all vestiges of credibility. :) :) :)