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and all that jazz. Ace McWickedThe Liquid Room 03:35, 4 October 2009 (UTC)

A little opinionated for a newbie? Been here all of 5 minutes and already calling this website infantile? Hmmmm. Ace McWickedThe Liquid Room 03:37, 4 October 2009 (UTC)
In my experience it is only the most infantile of person who doesn't realise within five minutes that this place is infantile. MarcusCicero 14:11, 24 October 2009 (UTC)

I've been "on" the website for going on two years. Just because I didn't take part in the discussions...Plus, I thought that entire spiel was for us to express our opinions.... But then again, maybe I'm wrong?OpalHonors 14:30, 4 October 2009 (UTC)

I'm Back!!![edit]

Ok, so school takes up all of my living time that I have ever had at all!!!! It's like trying to shoot myself in the foot with a nine mil! So I've finally managed to get enough stuff set up that I will be able to get back on at some points when I'm not swamped with midterms and stuff (like I am now, but I'm taking a break) OpalHonors (talk) 00:34, 24 October 2010 (UTC)

Apparently I'm a sock of yours?[edit]

According to Theemperor I'm a sock of yours. Pay no heed to him, he likes impersonating RobS over here (If he could he'd call himself Chairman of the Department of Rationalwiki internal security) MarcusCicero 09:20, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

I think we all decided that OpalHonors isn't a sock. They just came off as one because they were defending you, MC. But, after having read some your contributions here, it is my opinion that you and MC aren't the same person.Punky Your mental puke relief 12:00, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

Why thank you Goonie! I wasn't defending him, by the way, I just thought that it was ridiculous that people were resorting to childish insults. It just seemed (forgive the pun) irrational...OpalHonors 12:23, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

And I couldn't agree more with your assessment. Trust me, I think it was just paranoia that people brought out the "you're one of MC's socks" card. By the way, on a completely different not, screw what the old people think just because you're young and don't have "experience." I'm one of the youngest users here (age 24), and I can tell you that age and intellect are not synonymous.Punky Your mental puke relief 12:26, 5 October 2009 (UTC)
I like this Opal guy. He doesn't seem to be interested in joining in the 'lulz' and has a rational head. I fear for his future here though. Only a matter of time before this place contaminates him with its toxic frivolity. Remain vigilent Opal! MarcusCicero 12:31, 5 October 2009 (UTC)
FYI: Avoid MC

Troll Lord Goonie Hooray! I'm helping! 12:35, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

Just because I'm impassioned doesn't make me a troll. MarcusCicero 12:39, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

TrollPunky Your mental puke relief 12:53, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

Regardless Sexism abounds..... And Goonie, I understand where your coming from. I just graduated high school last year, so it makes it extremely hard for me. Thankfully however, I am mature for my age, so I'm good as long as they don't see me around some of my other friends...OpalHonors 14:09, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

Still, MarcusCicero is better avoided if you want to be taken seriously here. And, back to the youth point, I completely get where you come from, since I (at 24) am the youngest person in my sector at work. Everyone else is over the age of 40 and senile. AnarchoGoon Swatting Assflys is how I earn my living 18:02, 5 October 2009 (UTC)
I don't reckon being 24 makes you one of the youngest users Goonie. I'm sure there's a few teens knocking about. WẽãšẽĩõĩďWeaselly.jpgMethinks it is a Weasel 18:07, 5 October 2009 (UTC)
I know SuperJosh is probably younger than me, but he's the only one I'm aware of that's a regular contributor here that is around my age or younger. I reckon when I signed up, I was alot younger than most of the regulars here.Gooniepunk2010 Oi! Oi! Oi!
I'm a bit younger than you. I know there's other twentysomethings, I've seen a bunch of people mention currently attending university.--الملعب الاسود العقل Hey vanity, this vial's empty 19:52, 5 October 2009 (UTC)
I am currently attending university but my age is older than that of Goonie that's for sure. AceMcWicked 20:21, 5 October 2009 (UTC)
FFS, how old are you people? I'm feeling a little strange being here now... — Sincerely, Neveruse513 / Talk / Block 20:32, 5 October 2009 (UTC)
I am in the lucrative and energy packed 28 - 32 bracket. AceMcWicked 20:35, 5 October 2009 (UTC)
I could never tell if you were in there or around Huw. All the drinking and smoking and ace'ing adds years. — Sincerely, Neveruse513 / Talk / Block 20:38, 5 October 2009 (UTC)
If I were Huw's age I wouldn't bother with Uni. All I'd care about is my colostomy bag and stealing kids frisbees when they land on my lawn. AceMcWicked 20:40, 5 October 2009 (UTC)
If those wanks at RWW weren't so fucking lazy, I might be willing to let some personal info slip for posterity. — Sincerely, Neveruse513 / Talk / Block 20:44, 5 October 2009 (UTC)
I think Huw has probably been on the BBC News at 10 before - "Welsh extradite Huw Powell has been involved in another attack on six children in his garden using for weapons a lawn mower, hedge trimmers and a 1970s era eight-track player, when a soccer ball landed twenty feet from his lawn. The resulting incident required twelve police cars, eight ambulances, and Alan Titchmarsh before the situation was resolved and the attacker placed under arrest. He has since broken out and is still at large." SJ Debaser 20:49, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

I WIN!!! *crazy dance* (back to maturity) I've been reading stuff from this website since I was around sixteen, I just never got an account... OpalHonors 21:02, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

We've had a few high school kids who were major contributors in the past (Icewedge and his Alaskan pals, for three). Linus, who isn't around much but used to do techie stuff and set up the forums, is/was a teenager too. And don't forget our late lamented pet twerp CUR, who was 14. Oh, and FYI, for some odd reason "the kids" tend to keep a 1/2 mile radius away from my palatial compound. ħumanUser talk:Human 00:27, 6 October 2009 (UTC)
Maybe because they thought they might have to mow the palatial lawn....OpalHonors 00:29, 6 October 2009 (UTC)

Since you seem to have stirred up some controversy here, allow me to introduce myself....[edit]

I'm a crazy punk rock kid out of Minneapolis, MN and just another editor/sysop/bureaucrat here. But, I have also made it my mission to show you newbies the ropes and be an advocate for you new guys when neccessary. It doesn't mean that I will always side with you or defend trolling or wandalism, but I will be here to help shield from the (at times angry) mob if you make honest, well meaning contributions here. If you need my help with questions, concerns, etc., just hit me up on my talkpage. Cheers. The Goonie Punk Can't sleep, clowns will eat me! 18:01, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

Why thanks Goonie.... nice to know I'm still a newbie... *sigh* anyways, thanks for the support...OpalHonors 21:03, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

Hint #1: when talking on a talkpage, it is proper to indent after the first comment using one colon per following comment, unless you are using, say 12 colons, in which case you might as well start the process over. That way, it makes reading the comments less confusing. Say you are the fifth comment in a discussed topic, you'd use four colons at the start of your comment like this :::: and then type your comment following those colons.Gooniepunk2010 Oi! Oi! Oi! 21:56, 5 October 2009 (UTC)
thanks Goonie!OpalHonors 22:16, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

Punishment[edit]

Just because you're a newbie doesn't mean you shouldn't be punished with a sysopship. So take it bitch, thats right. Here is a handy guide so you may understand your sentence. Yeah bitch, how you like RW now? AceMcWicked 21:09, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

Considering its the first pro/de(motion) since I got my black belt, not bad.... then again I got my dad howling with laughter because I kept pronouncing it sizeop... OpalHonors 22:03, 5 October 2009 (UTC)
Anyone want to tell me who decided to honor me in such a fashion??OpalHonors 22:19, 5 October 2009 (UTC)
It was I. AceMcWicked 22:21, 5 October 2009 (UTC)
So you say at the top I shouldn't be punished, but your the one giving it to me? Meh....OpalHonors 22:54, 5 October 2009 (UTC)
Is reading not your forte? You are being punished with a sysopship. I thought that was clear. AceMcWicked 23:00, 5 October 2009 (UTC)
Reading is my forte... Ive never seen it used against me though... except when dad would ground me and take away all my books...OpalHonors 23:15, 5 October 2009 (UTC)
I would have beaten you with books, then chuckled about it and given you a dollar. AceMcWicked 23:20, 5 October 2009 (UTC)
Beaten me with books... Kinky.... OpalHonors 23:31, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

Not just any books. Kinky books. Like Tropic of Cancer and The Jungle Book. Kinky. AceMcWicked 23:40, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

The Jungle Book? Like the kid who is raised by animals? Because for my Kinky books I prefer Yasmine Galenorn.... But still... And instead of a dollar, maybe just a Books a Million giftcard... now that is something no one thinks to get me... Or a Chamblins Bookmine (aka Heaven) giftcard, which I can make go alot further...OpalHonors 23:45, 5 October 2009 (UTC)
Trust me, when you get deep into a bottle of scotch, The Jungle Book gets very heavy and sexy.AceMcWicked 23:49, 5 October 2009 (UTC)
Sorry to ruin your fun, but I prefer Tequila... and regardless, depending on how many shots I've done. (Thanks to my dubiously mixed blood, I don't get hangovers) I still like Yasmine Galenorn... OpalHonors 23:52, 5 October 2009 (UTC)
I get all my books at the dump these days. ħumanUser talk:Human 00:30, 6 October 2009 (UTC)
That's what Chamblins is like. It is a used bookstore downtown. Where used books are half off and new books are 10% off. It's amazing, because I can easily spend fifty dollars on paperbacks and get some twenty books...If I'm luckyOpalHonors 00:33, 6 October 2009 (UTC)
They're free at the dump... and I score all sorts of cool shit - Bibles, an awesome CoS thing with tapes of an original LRH lecture, a bunch of sci-fi once, a book on "orbs" (pure woo), and I just snagged Reefer Madness last week. It's also where I get my washer/dryer combos - one-stop shopping! ħumanUser talk:Human 00:42, 6 October 2009 (UTC)
Your that old man that dump eh? The one in overalls the mutters and drools over his pet badgers. I collect first editions and so far I have 3 little kids cartoon books from the 50's, a first illustrated edition of Animal Farm and a 1st edition Grapes of Wrath. I have a more coming ot me in inheritance one day. AceMcWicked 00:43, 6 October 2009 (UTC)
My grandmother is working on getting me a signed book by Diane Duane... The one that comes out a week before my birthday... A Wizard of Mars... I can't wait. I had to grab some tea, which is why I wasn't right on...OpalHonors 00:54, 6 October 2009 (UTC)

Halloween Halloween[edit]

Who is doing stuff for the most amazing night of the year?OpalHonors 00:14, 6 October 2009 (UTC)

My band has a show that night, but I'm still deciding on a costume. Aboriginal Noise What the ... 00:55, 6 October 2009 (UTC)
I'm probably taking my siblings out so they can trick and treat... then a friend of mine is supposed to be throwing a party...OpalHonors 01:16, 6 October 2009 (UTC)
"The kids", as usual, will stay at least a half mile (Oh point Ate kilomitries) from my enticing buckit of sweet candy. ħumanUser talk:Human 02:17, 6 October 2009 (UTC)
There's a huge costumed block party every year down here, it's pretty awesome. Plus it's my birthday.--PitchBlackMind I'm a neon sign and I stay open all the time 02:53, 6 October 2009 (UTC)
My band is playing a house party that night. I'm going as a cow and our lead guitarist, Apathy, is naturally going as a farmer. Shit you not, either. And our vocalist Jake (a Jew, by the way) is going as a Rabbi.Lord of the Goons The official spikey-haired skeptical punk 04:36, 6 October 2009 (UTC)
Block parties are fun, we usually do Cul-de-sac party. And I'm Ethnically Jewish, so its cool beans.. It's a good thing you aren't going as a pig though, then Jake wouldn't be allowed to let you in the party because you wouldn't be kosher... ;-POpalHonors 13:35, 6 October 2009 (UTC)
Nah, it's not Jake's party. And he's the most self-hating Jew I know (kinda like Mel Brooks), who has come with more stereotypical Jew jokes than a klan meeting.Lord Goonie Hooray! I'm helping! 14:02, 6 October 2009 (UTC)
Ok, here is one for you. My grandmother on my mom's side is atheist, my grandfather born a Jew, but not a practicing Jew, my grandmother and grandfather on my dad side heavy Christians. My mom is agnostic though she went to a Jesuit College, and my dad is Christian. So I'm Jewish by birth, atheist by upbringing and Wiccan by choice and belief. How's that for a screw up?OpalHonors 14:08, 6 October 2009 (UTC)

Samhain[edit]

I noticed you celebrate Samhain. Tell me, are you a Neopagan as well, or do you just call it that to be like all the little Twilight kids out there? Lord Goonie Hooray! I'm helping! 04:02, 6 October 2009 (UTC)

Don't mind the snark in the question, I wasn't trying to be condescending towards you, just towards Twilight kids.The Goonie 1 What's this button do? Uh oh.... 04:10, 6 October 2009 (UTC)
Don't mind him, it's just a time of year to wear smelly costumes. For me, every day is halloween. I guess that means I smell bad and wear silly clothes every day... ħumanUser talk:Human 05:17, 6 October 2009 (UTC)
Bleh....Twilight.... and anyways, Twilight people don't celebrate Samhain... but yes, I am Wiccan, and I do celebrate Samhain...the only reason I'm even putting in the part about Twilight is because my best friend is a Twilight fanatic, and she would never forgive me..OpalHonors 12:12, 6 October 2009 (UTC)
Sweet, another Neopagan. I, myself, am a non-demoninational Wiccan and, I believe, Listener X is an Astaru.Gooniepunk2010 Oi! Oi! Oi! 13:03, 6 October 2009 (UTC)
Squee!!! So what all is everyone planning? I'm pretty much non-denominational, though I tend to pay my respects to the Lady of the Moon..OpalHonors 13:27, 6 October 2009 (UTC)
Wahey, another Neopagan! Totnesmartin 09:03, 8 October 2009 (UTC)
Me: Mesopagan, not neopagan. Do not do Halloween as far as religious observances are concerned, since the holiday is really giving lingering pagan customs in Germanic areas a run for their money. (I am, however, accustomed to attend the Barebones Halloween Show to see the puppets.) Mjollnir.svgListenerXTalkerX 15:35, 8 October 2009 (UTC)
Cool beans!!!OpalHonors 15:43, 8 October 2009 (UTC)

Yep Yep!!! Gots a problem with that???OpalHonors 11:57, 8 October 2009 (UTC)

hahahahahahahahahahahaha oh god, after some cyber dungeon quest madness, checking the recent changes and getting detoured to this little slice of life was just what I needed. Humanity will never bring about a soulless technological hell on Earth because credulity will bring about the idiocracy long before such a thing has a chance to happen. --Met
Eneh? Please go back and translate... today is a non thinking day....OpalHonors 14:22, 8 October 2009 (UTC)

As far as plans fot Samhain go, my band has a house party yo play that evening, and then my coven group is going to have our traditional midnight circle.Lord Goonie Hooray! I'm helping! 04:44, 9 October 2009 (UTC)

New Hangout[edit]

Huh, There I was wondering why no-one is posting in the bar, and then I see it's because you're all having fun in here without me. Well screw you all. I'm taking my ball and going home. CrundyTalk nerdy to me 14:13, 6 October 2009 (UTC)

Sorry Crundy!!! I guess I've just become RW new thing!!! I didn't mean to honest, I just guess my witty replies just had everyone laughing... OpalHonors 14:16, 6 October 2009 (UTC)
No no, that's fine. You hang out here with Human and GoonieSpunk. See if I care. CrundyTalk nerdy to me 14:18, 6 October 2009 (UTC)
You can hang out here too!, actually, in your honor:OpalHonors 14:23, 6 October 2009 (UTC)

Opal's Lounge[edit]

The New Bar! In honor of the fact that everyone is abandoning the old one, I'm opening one here. With thanks to Crundy, Goonie, Ace, and Human!OpalHonors 14:25, 6 October 2009 (UTC)

Meh, fine. I'll have a pint of Fosters please. CrundyTalk nerdy to me 14:30, 6 October 2009 (UTC)
Order Up!OpalHonors 14:31, 6 October 2009 (UTC)
*Slinks off to play the fruit machine CrundyTalk nerdy to me 14:32, 6 October 2009 (UTC)
Oh, no...not again. Z3rotalk 14:35, 6 October 2009 (UTC)
What again, I make a great Bartender!!! My mom showed me how...OpalHonors 14:36, 6 October 2009 (UTC)
Your mom "showed me how" too, if you know what I mean. RaoulDuke 14:41, 6 October 2009 (UTC)
I knew that the red hair couldn't have come from my dad's side of the family.... Were you THAT mailman?OpalHonors 14:42, 6 October 2009 (UTC)
Any chance of your switching off the fruit machine? Crundy's been on it all bloody night, and it's like sitting next to a carnival! ConcernedresidentAsk me about your mother 14:44, 6 October 2009 (UTC)
Shut up man! It's going to pay out any second!!! CrundyTalk nerdy to me 14:50, 6 October 2009 (UTC)
Just mute it! Thats what the button on the back is for, I can't do anything about the change though except turn up the music... Hey, what am I playing music wise? I've got Rise Against, Linkin Park, ACDC, Theory of a Deadman, Three Days Grace, Black Sabbath, Blue October, Coheed and Cambria, Collective Soul, Disturbed, Droid, Dope, Flyleaf, The Fray, Green Day, Lamb of God, Rammstein, T.a.T.u, Seether, Sevendust, Shinedown, Sixx Am, Tool, Trivium,....OpalHonors 14:52, 6 October 2009 (UTC)
Play the barbie girl song, on continuous loop. CrundyTalk nerdy to me 15:05, 6 October 2009 (UTC)
No! NO! NO! NO! NO! NONONONONO! That song remnds me way to much of my preteen years, which I am all to glad to get rid of, and forget in a haze of summer memories. I am all to content to let that song disappear from the face of the earth.OpalHonors 15:09, 6 October 2009 (UTC)
Got any Smiths? I'm still pissed-off by the fruit machine incident, and I see no reason to listen to anything that may cause unwanted cheeriness. ConcernedresidentAsk me about your mother 15:17, 6 October 2009 (UTC)
By the way, you messed up the lyrics. It goes "No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no there's no limit". That song would help maintain my passive aggressive mood. --ConcernedresidentAsk me about your mother 15:18, 6 October 2009 (UTC)
Afraid not, I do have Lenny Kravitz and some Tom Petty, mostly from my dad...OpalHonors 15:19, 6 October 2009 (UTC)
I'm going to need to have someone take the bar for a bit, I have to drive one of my friends home from school in around an hour or so...OpalHonors 16:13, 6 October 2009 (UTC)
Paaaarrrrttttyyyy!!!!!!! CrundyTalk nerdy to me 20:38, 6 October 2009 (UTC)

I'm back, so don't get to excited...OpalHonors 20:39, 6 October 2009 (UTC) So, how is everyone?OpalHonors 21:49, 6 October 2009 (UTC)

I didn't drink all that stuff. Some foreign-looking guy came in and drank it all. ConcernedresidentAsk me about your mother 21:52, 6 October 2009 (UTC)
Huh.... must of been my brother... OpalHonors 21:53, 6 October 2009 (UTC)

I'll have a Schlafly Pumpkin Ale, please. They're rather delicious. — Sincerely, Neveruse513 / Talk / Block 20:24, 7 October 2009 (UTC)

Here you go!!!OpalHonors 21:05, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
mmm...spicy. — Sincerely, Neveruse513 / Talk / Block 21:10, 7 October 2009 (UTC)

Oops, thats the wrong one! You want the one thats full of B.S, here you go!OpalHonors 21:13, 7 October 2009 (UTC)

Can I have a shot of 12-year Bushmills and a Guiness?Lord Goonie Hooray! I'm helping! 21:14, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
Sure, whats the occasion? *slides them over*OpalHonors 21:16, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
(EC) Getting home from a pointless day making Solidworks drawings at work, only to find out the design was wrong. Needless to say, my favorite combo of scotch and Guiness always cheers me up.The Spikey Punk I'm punking my punk! 21:19, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
The one full of B.S. is too bitter. The real deal is fuggin delicious. Can't really drink more than one, though....Low drinkability. — Sincerely, Neveruse513 / Talk / Block 21:17, 7 October 2009 (UTC)

So try this... *slides over a Margarita* *hums* "Wasted away again in Margaritaville, Searching for my lost shaker of salt, some people say that theres a woman to blame, but I know, it could be my fault..." Love Jimmy Buffet....OpalHonors 21:22, 7 October 2009 (UTC)

I was told I can get Schlafly beer here? I'll take a Baracktoberfest, and a Yuengling for that cat over there. Aboriginal Noise What the ... 21:38, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
You can you can, and have fun at the Baracktoberfest, and heres the Yuengling for the cat...OpalHonors 21:40, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
Hey, Aboriginal Noise! Bartender, get my friend here a shot of Blue Label on meThe Spikey Punk I'm punking my punk! 21:41, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
Here you go!!!OpalHonors 21:43, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
Thanks! Time to put some GBH on the music machine? Aboriginal Noise What the ... 21:46, 7 October 2009 (UTC)

Go ahead, I heave to head to class anyways... I'll sign back on in three hours....OpalHonors 21:47, 7 October 2009 (UTC) -

Ooooh, GBH. I better get myself some Tomatin and another Guiness.The Spikey Punk I'm punking my punk! 21:48, 7 October 2009 (UTC)

This is eerily like a fucking dump Ace, Human, and I tore the fuck up not so long ago. Hey CUROpal, what's up? Nutty Roux100x100 anarchy symbol.svg 22:00, 7 October 2009 (UTC)

This isn't CUR, and this place isn't official. It's more like a speakeasy that jusy kinda appeared one day.The Spikey Punk I'm punking my punk! 22:03, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
Lets trash this fucking dump. Where can I park my sluts? These bitches are weeping from all orifices and need some plugging up. AceMcWicked 22:09, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
Nah. You, me, Human and Crundy seem to have been the inspiration for this place, so I have a little bit of sentimentalism about it.Lord Goonie Hooray! I'm helping! 22:11, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
What you are you, a CUR apologist, Goonie? I'll teach you real good. Let's tear this shithole apart. Your sluts are welcome at my table, Ace. I only have 1 seat so they'll have to take turns sitting on my lap. Nutty Roux100x100 anarchy symbol.svg 22:15, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
Apologist? No, I didn't even know CUR when they were around, but I am convinced OpalHonors ins't CUR simply because I have had to teach them some basic wiki-editing things that, if I search around for their posts, CUR knew. Things like indenting and using templates. If I am wrong, let God strike me down.The Spikey Punk I'm punking my punk! 22:20, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
No one is at the till for the next three hours, Ace. Make like you work here and pocket the pence. I'll have a Yuengling and let Wes try a Schlafly Pumpkin. — Sincerely, Neveruse513 / Talk / Block 22:17, 7 October 2009 (UTC)

I'm here....OpalHonors 12:01, 8 October 2009 (UTC)

LETS FUCKING PARTY!!![edit]

Whoop! Bring on VD! AceMcWicked 22:30, 7 October 2009 (UTC)

When OpalHonors gets back, if there's any left after this rampage, I'd like some Scotch and a Bass chaser... Oh, and a pack of Camels, please. ħumanUser talk:Human 00:13, 8 October 2009 (UTC)

The alcohol, and the cigarettes... I leave the damn bar unattended for Three HOURS, and you do this.... wow....OpalHonors 01:47, 8 October 2009 (UTC) Thanks... hey, what happened to the pickled sausages? ħumanUser talk:Human 02:09, 8 October 2009 (UTC)

What pickled sausages?OpalHonors 02:20, 8 October 2009 (UTC)
Ah, there they are... yes, those pickled sausages. ħumanUser talk:Human 03:49, 8 October 2009 (UTC)
Stop dragging this poor soul down to your level. He had such promise when he arrived, but alas, the mob now has him by the balls. MarcusCicero 08:55, 8 October 2009 (UTC)
Him? I thought OpalHonors was a her?Lord of the Goons The official spikey-haired skeptical punk 12:29, 8 October 2009 (UTC)
I'm female, don't worry.... just because sexism abounds...OpalHonors 12:58, 8 October 2009 (UTC)
Him? Nice to see you back, Captain Lulz. I thought you'd buggered off to Dublin? Totnesmartin 09:00, 8 October 2009 (UTC)

Guys I don't mind some of the word posts, but lets leave the pictures off here please? I would like some sense of decorum... Especially if my dad happens to get a RW to keep an eye on me.....OpalHonors 11:59, 8 October 2009 (UTC)

Since you've become Mr. (or Ms.?) Popular......[edit]

User:Gooniepunk2005/laboratory/squad Take that!Punky Your mental puke relief 21:55, 6 October 2009 (UTC)

So now I'm going to get people requesting me to unblock them??? Thats EVIL!!! ...I like it... I also have to go... dinners ready..OpalHonors 22:03, 6 October 2009 (UTC)
Nah, now you gotta learn to unblock yourself if you're gonna be the target of block wars.Lord of the Goons The official spikey-haired skeptical punk 22:09, 6 October 2009 (UTC)
I already know how to unblock myself...OpalHonors 22:25, 6 October 2009 (UTC)
Good! As Theemperor would say, "The force is strong with this one." By the way, is it a Mr. or Ms. OpalHonors?Gooniepunk2010 Oi! Oi! Oi! 22:27, 6 October 2009 (UTC)

I thought I posted under MC the whole sexism thing.... its a Miss...OpalHonors 22:31, 6 October 2009 (UTC)

So, dishes are done, and now I can pay attention to the important things.. The fact that I have House on Tivo, my cup of tea, and RW. I'll be watching online, and then watch it with my sister later this week...OpalHonors 23:17, 6 October 2009 (UTC)
Darn it, you got the song "Jesus Does The Dishes" stuck in my head again, after it was in there for weeks and I finally got it out. Curses!!!Lord Goonie Hooray! I'm helping! 00:44, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
Payback is a bitch, and so am I... :)OpalHonors 00:55, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
Oh well, a little Johnny Hobo and the Freight Trains never hurt anybody. I've had far worse songs go through my head before, and at least this one is pretty good.Lord Goonie Hooray! I'm helping! 00:59, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
I had "Little Bunny Foo Foo" stuck in my head for two weeks... and so did one of my best friends. And when I had finally gotten it out of my head, she started humming it...OpalHonors 01:01, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
How does that go, again? ħumanUser talk:Human 01:07, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
Little bunny foo foo, hopping through the forest, scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head. Down came the fairy and she said "Little bunny foo foo, I don't want to see you scooping up the field mice, and bopping them on the head. I'll give you three more chances then I'll turn you into a goon!" Little bunny foo foo, hopping through the forest, scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head. Down came the fairy and she said "Little bunny foo foo, I don't want to see you scooping up the field mice, and bopping them on the head. I'll give you two more chances then I'll turn you into a goon!" Little bunny foo foo, hopping through the forest, scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head. Down came the fairy and she said "Little bunny foo foo, I don't want to see you scooping up the field mice, and bopping them on the head. I'll give you one more chance then I'll turn you into a goon!" Little bunny foo foo, hopping through the forest, scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head. Down came the fairy and she said "Little bunny foo foo, You used up your three chances and now Im gonna turn you into a goon!"OpalHonors 01:13, 7 October 2009 (UTC)

I hope you don't mind my putting a pagan pride template on your user page. If you do, go ahead and delete it.The Goonie Punk Can't sleep, clowns will eat me! 01:24, 7 October 2009 (UTC)

I LOVE IT!!!!!!! SQUEEE!!!! I wish I could put that kind of stuff up everywhere else, but I'm afraid my dads side of the family might try to bring back witch burning...OpalHonors 01:33, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
Understandable. MY dad's side of the family is more Catholic than the Pope on Easter Sunday. And that's why my dad became a Buddhist.Punky Your mental puke relief 01:35, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
I don't think you do... My great grandmother opened one of the first Womens rehabilitation centers in the South, my dad got up on the pulpit and started preaching when he was four, and everyone thought he would be a preacher. My dad doesn't go to church anymore because mom is agnostic, but when I told him I was Wiccan he flipped out... We just don't talk about religion in our house..OpalHonors 01:39, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
Perhaps, since one of your parents is still crazy religious. My dad is a Buddhist and my mom a Taoist, but both came from nutty Christian families. My dad's family (for those of us Family Guy fans" is so Catholic they'd put Peter Griffin's father Francis to shame. My mom's great grandfather founded the American Swedish Covenant Church, and they are all strict, Catholic-hating Protestants. And that's what drove my parents the way of the hippy. Oh the shame.Gooniepunk2010 Oi! Oi! Oi! 01:44, 7 October 2009 (UTC)

I think I would have made a great hippy myself... My grandparents on my moms side were hippys, so I can tell them and mom whatever I tell Renee (my best friend)... Its awesome...OpalHonors 01:46, 7 October 2009 (UTC)

I'm getting out of here before a drum circle forms! Follow me to safety (bring cash) ConcernedresidentAsk me about your mother 12:55, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
Hey, now, I didn't say I was a hippey. If you knew me personally, you'd know I am quite the opposite of hippiness.Gooniepunk2010 Oi! Oi! Oi! 15:14, 7 October 2009 (UTC)

Party Pooper!!!OpalHonors 14:09, 7 October 2009 (UTC)

I know that!OpalHonors 20:23, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
I'll admit that I may have jumped to conclusions there. Pint of Murphy's please. ConcernedresidentAsk me about your mother 21:13, 7 October 2009 (UTC)

Right here...OpalHonors 21:43, 7 October 2009 (UTC)

You still around?[edit]

Just curious, since you haven't said/done anything in a while.The Goonie Punk Can't sleep, clowns will eat me! 15:47, 15 October 2009 (UTC)

Guess not.The Goonie Punk Can't sleep, clowns will eat me! 16:25, 17 October 2009 (UTC)
He'll probably be back the next time MC is about to be kicked out. --The Emperor Kneel before Zod! 18:39, 17 October 2009 (UTC)
They're a she but, perhaps, Nutty Roux was right that they are a sock of CUR. Perhaps....Conservative Punk 18:42, 17 October 2009 (UTC)
I don't have MPD, so please stop referring to me as "they". I am one person as in singular, not plural. I haven't been on in a bit because I'm in college, and have been disgustingly busy lately with babysitting(my main source of income). I'm sorry that I haven't been on, I've just had alot of stuff to do... OpalHonors 19:45, 21 October 2009 (UTC)
Holy, sh*t, you're back! Don't worry about being gone for college, we were just wondering if you were done with this site. But, I totally understand the college thing. I think, when I started here, I was around for 3 months and then gone for, like, 6 months and people were all like "wow, you came back," and I was all like "sorry, college took my time."The Goonie 1 What's this button do? Uh oh.... 21:42, 21 October 2009 (UTC)

So if I drop off the face of the earth, don't worry, I'm just running around like crazy where I live trying to do everything...OpalHonors 00:44, 22 October 2009 (UTC)

Sounds good. I won't get my boxers in a twist next time you are MIA.Conservative Punk 00:47, 22 October 2009 (UTC)
This is a sock of MC. No doubt in my mind anyway. I suspect CUR is someone else. AceMcWicked 01:05, 22 October 2009 (UTC)
I haven't seen anyone I would think of as a CUR sock around here. He was a desperate attention whore and we never went 2 or 3 days without him starting an argument that ran across three page. - π 01:24, 22 October 2009 (UTC)
I doubt she's a sock of MC. MC would have flipped us all off by now. Now that she's back, I am also doubting she was just a sock of CUR. I think, unless we have undeniable evidence, we should stop calling her a sock of anyone.Conservative Punk 01:15, 22 October 2009 (UTC)
I think Ace is just trying to bait MC; however, I agree - Opal doesn't know that, and might be offended if she knows what an "MC" is. ħumanUser talk:Human 03:22, 22 October 2009 (UTC)
She knows, from earlier discussions, that MC is MarcusCicero. And it did offend her in the past, so we should stop calling her one.Lord of the Goons The official spikey-haired skeptical punk 11:58, 22 October 2009 (UTC)
You know, it really is weird to be talked of like I'm not here... at least you all got past your odd obsession of referring to me in the plural form. I'm struggling here guys. A little 7 year old girl went missing in my county on the 19th. They found her yesterday in a garbage dump in South Georgia where that neighborhoods trash is dumped. All I can hope was that her death came relatively quickly. You see stuff like this on the news, but you don't think of it happening less than eight miles from where you live....OpalHonors 21:44, 22 October 2009 (UTC)
Wow, sorry to hear that. Aboriginal Noise What the ... 21:57, 22 October 2009 (UTC)

I have siblings, and this kind of thing just strikes really close to home. It makes me sick. And yet life goes on. I have class tomorrow, a paper to write(still) and I'm getting my tattoo tomorrow... I can't wait for my tattoo. (I know it seems like I'm just brushing this off about the little girl, but if I keep thinking about it, I'll just get really sick...)OpalHonors 22:14, 22 October 2009 (UTC)

Probably is best to try to avoid dwelling on it. Good luck with the paper and the tattoo. The latter is oddly addictive. --ConcernedresidentAsk me about your mother 22:17, 22 October 2009 (UTC)
I've never gotten a tattoo before, this will be my first.... tomorrow at two o'clock... I just want it to be tomorrow already...OpalHonors 22:23, 22 October 2009 (UTC)
Ink is indeed an addictive thing, yet I still only have 1. Of course it took 3 sessions to finish... Aboriginal Noise What the ... 22:34, 22 October 2009 (UTC)
This one should be pretty straight forward. OpalHonors 22:38, 22 October 2009 (UTC)
Pick-up a tube of Bepanthen. Great for baby arses, but even better for fresh tattoos. --ConcernedresidentAsk me about your mother 22:39, 22 October 2009 (UTC)
Or in America, A & D Ointment. Bepanthen? never heard of it... Aboriginal Noise What the ... 22:40, 22 October 2009 (UTC)
Heh heh, didn't think of that. American drug stores are odd. I was in Texas on business, had a headache, and the people in the store had no idea what paracetamol is. I even ended up prounouncing it in an American accent in an attempt to buy some, but it must be called something else over there. --ConcernedresidentAsk me about your mother 22:44, 22 October 2009 (UTC)
That would be acetaminophen. It could just be that you were in Texas though. :) Aboriginal Noise What the ... 22:55, 22 October 2009 (UTC)

Paracetamol? We have Ibuprofen or Tylenol. If you are allergic to Ibuprofen we use Asprin. I've heard of Acetaminophen, my mom being a nurse and all. I'll just buy what ever it is they tell me to get. The only problem I'm having is the fact that I'm going to have to drive after wards, and I'm going to have to be bra less...OpalHonors 22:58, 22 October 2009 (UTC)

Driving won't be a problem, unless your pain threshhold is next to nothing. If so, maybe acetominaphen is a good thing to take. See I tied the tangents together! Aboriginal Noise What the ... 23:04, 22 October 2009 (UTC)
I'm a red head, I have practically no pain tolerance unless I will myself to ignore it. And I'm getting the tattoo on my back, so it will be hard for me to ignore it when its right there.OpalHonors 23:06, 22 October 2009 (UTC)
Generally a tattoo shouldn't feel any worse than sunburn. It can't be any worse than going in the sun, since I hear that you guys and vampires just burst in to flames on contact with the sun. Grabbing some cream to use once the dressing comes off should be enough, unless you're getting something like this Amazing work of art done. --ConcernedresidentAsk me about your mother 23:14, 22 October 2009 (UTC)
Nothing so involved. My first one will be pretty basic, and all of them I have to be able to hide since my dad's side of the family is uber religious...OpalHonors 23:18, 22 October 2009 (UTC)
Try this one out. My grandparents don't even know I have a tat, as every time I visit them, I wear long pants (mine is on my calf). Aboriginal Noise What the ... 23:20, 22 October 2009 (UTC)

Goddess bless.... mine is only going to be a little bit bigger than my palm. Its a full moon with double crescents with a smoking volcano underneath... I'll post pictures of it one it is finished healingOpalHonors 23:23, 22 October 2009 (UTC)

I should note that the picture I showed above is not mine, but one of the best tattoo works I've ever seen. Mine is on my calf, and involves Social Distortion. Aboriginal Noise What the ... 11:05, 27 October 2009 (UTC)
So I got my tattoo... nobody thought to warn me about the endorphin high I would have after I got it. I was in a good daze for about 3 hours or so. No it just stings, but it looks amazing.....OpalHonors 13:56, 24 October 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, the endorphins do make tattoo work rather addictive. That, and the compliments, assuming the artist did a fine job. The stinging will subside very soon, just don't hit it on anything. Aboriginal Noise What the ... 20:22, 24 October 2009 (UTC)
Yeah well my very blonde ex came up and hugged me today, the artist did an amazing job, and I'm considering getting a second one when I have enough money, after I buy my biking shoes....OpalHonors 00:24, 28 October 2009 (UTC)

I see they still think I'm your sock[edit]

I see Ace and 'Thedictator' still cling on to the belief that I am a sock of yours. Honestly, don't let these people get to you; they are of simple, reactionary stock - silencing and discrediting is all they are capable of when met with reasoned argument - if they attempt to use reason themselves there's a pretty good chance it'll trigger some kind of dormant mental retardation. So its safer for them to whine and block and complain about other's arguments rather than challenge them head on.

If you'd like, you should pretend that you and I are the same. Make fools out of the fools by playing the fool. Could be a laugh. MarcusCicero 14:09, 24 October 2009 (UTC)

While a laugh it might be,

it does not play to try my hand at duplicity, For to go to the world two-faced only throws, It back at me with distrust, as Janus knows. Sorry about the limerick there, I couldn't help myself. Bonus points to whomever catches the mythological reference!OpalHonors 15:26, 24 October 2009 (UTC)

Troll Sorry to do this, Opal, but please don't feed Marcus Cicero.AnarchoGoon Swatting Assflys is how I earn my living 18:02, 26 October 2009 (UTC)

Your new ink[edit]

It appears (from above) that you got some new ink a little while ago. What did you get, and how's the healing process going? I remember my first tat 6 years ago, that was an experience unlike any other. And that was 6 tattoos ago.Lord of the Goons The official spikey-haired skeptical punk 04:55, 27 October 2009 (UTC)

Congratulations. No picking at it. --ConcernedresidentAsk me about your mother 18:37, 27 October 2009 (UTC)

I got a full moon with two double crescent moons, (sign of the Mother Goddess) with a smoking volcano underneath. Ill post pictures when it is finished healing. I got it on Friday, and now it is peeling... and itching like mad.... but four years of Tae Kwon Do taught me mental discipline, so I won't be scratching....— Unsigned, by: OpalHonors / talk / contribs

Tae Kwon Dough: the art of Korean cooking.Punky Your mental puke relief 02:24, 30 October 2009 (UTC)
Is that an offshoot of Ju-dough? Aboriginal Noise What the ... 02:25, 30 October 2009 (UTC)
No, Ju-dough is Japanese cooking.Conservative Punk 02:38, 30 October 2009 (UTC)
nggggg.....OpalHonors 13:34, 31 October 2009 (UTC)
Kan we haz piccie yet pleez? ħumanUser talk:Human 21:10, 31 October 2009 (UTC)

[IMG]http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa275/OpalHonors/1023091657-00-01.jpg[/IMG] ogle awayOpalHonors 03:48, 1 November 2009 (UTC)

Very nice, thank you! Can we have hi-rez when the redness heals? It looks very pretty. ħumanUser talk:Human 05:14, 1 November 2009 (UTC)
Thank you. That was a week ago and I'll add a new pic when it's completely healed in 2 weeks.OpalHonors 05:34, 1 November 2009 (UTC)
Awesome!! Aboriginal Noise What the ... 14:51, 1 November 2009 (UTC)
Cool. Nice colouring. --ConcernedresidentAsk me about your mother 00:05, 5 November 2009 (UTC)
I know it looks awesome... even though I can only see it in the mirrorOpalHonors 13:40, 6 November 2009 (UTC)
Best tat ever. Fox 14:14, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

wow..... this is why I'm never getting kanji.OpalHonors 16:00, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

Ha, as if "Love, Honour and obey" is much better! +1 stupidity for a cheesy phrase, and +5 for having a tattoo in a language he himself couldn't read. It's far more sensible to get a Warcraft Horde logo. The ladies love it, at least that's what they tell me once they're done laughing. --ConcernedresidentAsk me about your mother 17:11, 6 November 2009 (UTC)
I've always liked the Undead logo. Fox 17:18, 6 November 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, that's an option I considered. The only problem is that it could seem a little emo. The cracked mask detail is great.--ConcernedresidentAsk me about your mother 17:27, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

I don't know,... it just seems kinda brightOpalHonors 19:18, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

Yule[edit]

Got anything planned for Yule yet? The Spikey Punk I'm punking my punk! 03:49, 11 November 2009 (UTC)

Presents, presents and more presents.... I'm going to be at my grandparents (the cool ones)OpalHonors 21:31, 13 November 2009 (UTC)

My belly thinks that my throat's been cut[edit]

Pint of Stella and a bag of scratchings please, guv. --ConcernedresidentAsk me about your mother 23:24, 24 November 2009 (UTC)

Ok, on the house....OpalHonors 16:08, 30 November 2009 (UTC)
Sweet. Cheers guvnor. How's life anyway? --ConcernedresidentAsk me about your mother 12:21, 4 December 2009 (UTC)

You once seemed exciting...[edit]

I see you've allowed them to corrupt you. What a pity :( MarcusCicero 10:47, 30 November 2009 (UTC)

Resistance is futile! Professor Moriarty 16:14, 30 November 2009 (UTC)
I think he's coming on to you, Opal. --Kels 17:32, 3 December 2009 (UTC)

I just broke a f#cking tooth....[edit]

Get me 2 shots of Evan Williams and 2 pints of Guiness, stat! The Spikey Punk I'm punking my punk! 04:09, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

Here, have a 5 liter bottle of 30 year old GlenFiddich. That's gotta hurt like hell. Aboriginal Noise What the ... 04:12, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
Wow, thank you my friend. It fucking hurts like Assfly's voice to my ears. Lord of the Goons The official spikey-haired skeptical punk 04:14, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
Wait about 13 minutes. It will be grating your eardrums shortly. Aboriginal Noise What the ... 04:17, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
The worst part is that is broke off and left a sharp chip to scrape against mt tongue. I think that's the last time I eat chicken drumsticks again. The Goonie Punk Can't sleep, clowns will eat me! 04:18, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
I have had it up to here with your chicken drumstick bashing. Aceof Spades 04:23, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
I was only kidding. They're an important part of a recipe I really like to make. The Spikey Punk I'm punking my punk! 04:24, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
Kidding about the drumsticks or the chipped tooth? Mjollnir.svgListenerXTalkerX 04:37, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
Drumsticks. If I had a camera, I'd upload a photo of the chipped tooth. Punky Your mental puke relief 04:40, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

Tomorrow my hip young dentist is supposed to rebuild my busted molar. ħumanUser talk:Human 11:52, 27 October 2010 (UTC)

I hope he does an amazing job!OpalHonors (talk) 22:56, 27 October 2010 (UTC)
Thank you, I think it went pretty well. Might need a bit more sanding, though. But seriously, he rebuilt the 1/4 molar I broke off three years ago for $220., and now that I am half drunk, my beat-up gum doesn't hurt anymore... ħumanUser talk:Human 05:16, 28 October 2010 (UTC)
Well that's good! I'm glad he managed to do such a good job!OpalHonors (talk) 11:12, 29 October 2010 (UTC)

Sweetness!!!![edit]

Good to see you again! Punky Your mental puke relief 18:15, 24 October 2010 (UTC)

It's good to be back! It's just been one thing after another.... Homework and stuff, so I may or may not be able to get on often...OpalHonors (talk) 18:39, 24 October 2010 (UTC)
Hey, glad you are open again! I'll buy this round. Aboriginal Noise What the ... 23:54, 25 October 2010 (UTC)
That's good with me! I'll have a cup of Arbor Mist!!! OpalHonors (talk) 00:53, 26 October 2010 (UTC)
I realize it's been a while, but sophomore year isn't easy. I'll be trying to get on more as I can, but what with midterms and finals coming up...*rolls eyes* OpalHonors (talk) 11:22, 27 October 2010 (UTC)
Where's Arthur, to serve our drinks? ħumanUser talk:Human 11:25, 27 October 2010 (UTC)
First, what time is it, wherever you are. And second, what's wrong with my bar tending skills?OpalHonors (talk) 11:32, 27 October 2010 (UTC)
First, way too late, and second, nothing! Sorry. I'll take three more scotches on the rocks, pleesseess ħumanUser talk:Human 11:54, 27 October 2010 (UTC)
It's way to early here, and here you are!OpalHonors (talk) 11:57, 27 October 2010 (UTC)
Thank you very much! I now need three more, though... ħumanUser talk:Human 05:17, 28 October 2010 (UTC)

Sheesh, demanding aren't you?OpalHonors (talk) 12:12, 29 October 2010 (UTC)

A rare day....[edit]

Today is the rarest of all days. Today is what I call a self indulgence day. Today, I shall not worry about the calories, or the fact that I'm wearing pajamas to school. Today is my day! OpalHonors (talk) 11:15, 29 October 2010 (UTC)

Sounds like I need one of those days. The Goonie 1 What's this button do? Uh oh.... 13:57, 29 October 2010 (UTC)
I'd happily wear PJs to my lectures if I wasn't so damn prone to getting erections. I should probably enjoy them while they last though... SJ Debaser 14:06, 29 October 2010 (UTC)
Why would they not last?OpalHonors (talk) 00:13, 23 November 2010 (UTC)

Sooo........[edit]

Does this mean we can remove you from our place of mourning? Lord Goonie Hooray! I'm helping! 13:56, 29 October 2010 (UTC)

Yes you can, sorry, but I have an 8 page paper to write over Thanksgiving break, mainly because I kept putting it off through the semester... OpalHonors (talk) 00:11, 23 November 2010 (UTC)

YAY!!! Finals are finished![edit]

I'm finished with finals! Whoohoo!OpalHonors (talk) 23:14, 13 December 2010 (UTC)

I remember back in my college days. My final for Statics took, I shit you not, 11 hours. Punky Your mental puke relief 00:25, 14 December 2010 (UTC)
You lie through the keyboard! No way it could take 11 hours.OpalHonors (talk) 15:38, 14 December 2010 (UTC)
Trust me. The professor was some kind of a sadist. Thus, he scheduled 3 finals at 3 hour increments, with 3 extra days to finish. I know of nobody who took less than 10 1/2 hours to finish their final. It was the most brutal class I have ever endured, and I made it out with a 'B' . Lord Goonie Hooray! I'm helping! 16:58, 14 December 2010 (UTC)
Mine only take two!OpalHonors (talk) 23:13, 6 January 2011 (UTC)

Holy shit![edit]

You came back! Good to see you again! The Punk Symphony of Noise Your mental puke relief 13:38, 2 February 2012 (UTC)