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Sir[edit]

I done sint you a eemale. Nutty Roux100x100 anarchy symbol.svg 23:47, 3 January 2010 (UTC)

I gawd dawn reespawnded to da eemale. SJ Debaser 13:23, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
I haz sint mor. Nutty Roux100x100 anarchy symbol.svg 22:43, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
Boy howdy, i din jist replied to those thar brightly cullard box messeeges. SJ Debaser 22:44, 4 January 2010 (UTC)

Congratulations![edit]

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You have won the "RW's biggest n00b" award for 2009!

-your friendly messenger, ħumanUser talk:Human 22:42, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

Congratulations! I still think that you're super, in a special kind of way. --ConcernedresidentAsk me about your mother 22:48, 7 January 2010 (UTC)
Good job, old friend. AnarchoGoon Swatting Assflys is how I earn my living 23:09, 7 January 2010 (UTC)
Haha, I wanted that one! Congrats anyway! Tetronian you're clueless 23:11, 7 January 2010 (UTC)
My ignorance of online decorum remains consistent, even after all these months! I'd like to thank everyone that voted for me, my mum and my fans, and of course my fart userboxen, which I'm pretty sure sealed the deal. I love you all! SJ Debaser 23:15, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

If you like early British punk...[edit]

...try these blokes out. Angelic Upstarts.

Aboriginal Noise What the hell is that thing? 23:05, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

That's pretty cool. I'm afraid you've probably already heard almost any punk that I could show you, but I'll try anyway check ones own userpage. SJ Debaser 12:46, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

Nice one[edit]

bahahahahahahaha! Acei9 02:29, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

I'd say that's true, so the amount of times I have resorted to "Shift-F7" does make me hang my head in shame... Scarlet A.pngsshole 02:32, 10 January 2010 (UTC)
Heh heh. Cheers lads. SJ Debaser 12:34, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

Poker[edit]

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This user is Crundy approved!!

I'm going to reinstall tonight and might organise a game next week (during the week at 8pm). Are there any days you can / can't make? CrundyTalk nerdy to me 16:15, 15 January 2010 (UTC)

Well, I have my last exam of this semester on Wednesday afternoon, so preferably not before then, but Wednesday / Thursday at 8PM should be cool. SJ Debaser 16:17, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
Also, whoopee for Crundy approval! SJ Debaser 16:17, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
Yes, it is an award of the highest honour. CrundyTalk nerdy to me 16:22, 15 January 2010 (UTC)

And I would share it with you[edit]

Thanx for the MP3 download, mate. I really appreciate your support through this crisis. Here's a vid in your honor. Cheers, old friend. AnarchoGoon Swatting Assflys is how I earn my living 06:32, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

Don't mention it mate. Broken's a good track. I'm listening to Choking Victim now - pretty cool, ska-punk. SJ Debaser 12:52, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

Hi Josh[edit]

Hi. Conservapederast Jerry 01:24, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

Hi, peado! SJ Debaser 01:33, 19 January 2010 (UTC)
Do you mean paedo or is this a new word I need to learn? CrundyTalk nerdy to me 19:29, 19 January 2010 (UTC)
I meant paedo, but for some reason it came up spelt all wrong-like (red underlines) so I changed it. I should've known better, but I'd been drinking at the time. SJ Debaser 19:31, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

Seeing Double at the Triple Rock[edit]

This is the punk club in question. In fact, I think NOFX did a music video dedicated to it. Yes, they did! Lord Goonie Hooray! I'm helping! 03:37, 21 January 2010 (UTC)

You unwashed street urchin[edit]

I added you ages ago. Acei9 03:47, 21 January 2010 (UTC)

Sorry you wife-beating drunkard, I just haven't seen you around. Forgive me, baby. SJ Debaser 11:46, 21 January 2010 (UTC)

Skype[edit]

Log on quick! I have exciting news!! CrundyTalk nerdy to me 19:53, 21 January 2010 (UTC)

Welcome Message[edit]

Thanks for the welcome, SuperJosh! Lonius (talk) 21:25, 21 January 2010 (UTC)

You're quite welcome, Lonius, I hope your time here is long and substantive! SJ Debaser 21:26, 21 January 2010 (UTC)

I'd also like to thank you for your welcome message, even more than the last guy, it made me go all gooey for like two whole minutes.Little Bobby Oppenheimer (talk) 00:15, 26 January 2010 (UTC)

You are also quite welcome, I hope you like it here. I see Ace has already seen to it that you have some kind of penis-related picture on your page, that wily minx. SJ Debaser 00:31, 26 January 2010 (UTC)

Disconnect[edit]

What happened to you? You didn't reconnect. CrundyTalk nerdy to me 22:19, 21 January 2010 (UTC)

Do They Owe Us a Living?[edit]

Of course they do! Of course they do! Here's some good old Crass for you, my British friend! Enjoy! The Spikey Punk I'm punking my punk! 21:17, 23 January 2010 (UTC)

Very nice, good sir, very nice. You haz one on your page now. SJ Debaser 12:58, 24 January 2010 (UTC)

Permission to deface your image[edit]

Hey there. I want to add a picture to Fun:RationalWiki Rules for Feedback. Your celebration pose is perfect, and I knocked-up this image in order to illustrate the kind of welcome we should give to newbies:

burn!

Do you mind if I use this image? The lava in the background is from a CC3.0 image, so I'd have to licence the final image the same way. If you prefer keeping it to the RW licence I could change the background for a public domain image. --ConcernedresidentAsk me about your mother 12:35, 24 January 2010 (UTC)

I'd rather keep my own image to RationalWiki, but if the one you've done somehow finds its way onto google or something, no one'll know who I am anyway. Feel free to use it. SJ Debaser 12:56, 24 January 2010 (UTC)
Cheers. I'll change the background and put it on with the RW licence and a link back to the original. --ConcernedresidentAsk me about your mother 13:06, 24 January 2010 (UTC)
Thanks, appreciate it. Good work too - that's what happens to us when we believe in evil, liberal atheist shit. BTW, where are you planning to use it on the site? SJ Debaser 13:08, 24 January 2010 (UTC)
It'll be in the fun etiquette article linked in the first post n this thread. Your picture has the perfect mix of happiness and suffering, and that's all newbies should experience. (CR) 62.40.36.14 (talk) 13:36, 24 January 2010 (UTC)

Who's fighting today?[edit]

I like it. It's almost like a fight card. "In the red corner, wearing red and white trunks....". Aboriginal Noise What the hell is that thing? 23:58, 25 January 2010 (UTC)

Cheers. It seems in the last few months people have been trading insults almost daily, and I thought I'd try and deliberately make the situations worse help resolve the situations by attempting to direct people's attention to them to reach an amicable solution. SJ Debaser 00:28, 26 January 2010 (UTC)
yeah but insulting TK is part of a fun filled, well rounded, day. Acei9 00:31, 26 January 2010 (UTC)
I eventually see it becoming as important as having five fruit and veg a day to the aggressive RationalWikian. Get up, have a piss, log on to RationalWiki, "Oh, TK, you're still here, are you? Cunt." Along those lines. SJ Debaser 00:34, 26 January 2010 (UTC)
Followed by "sip beer, feel satisfied, dress, go to work". Acei9 00:35, 26 January 2010 (UTC)
You're a bad influence, Ace. I count seventeen cans and bottles of beer in my room from the last two weeks, and that is almost entirely from before going out. Or maybe that's just the student life. Either way, it's awesome. SJ Debaser 00:39, 26 January 2010 (UTC)
Thats student life. When I was your age I used to leave empties in the shower cubicle. Acei9 00:40, 26 January 2010 (UTC)
I have found that 25 Bass empties fit perfectly into a milk crate. Milk crates stack very nicely. Scotch handles don't really fit anything well, but six to an office crate works. By the time I bother hauling glass to the dump it looks like Ace was over for the weekend... ħumanUser talk:Human 00:47, 26 January 2010 (UTC)
I think I'm just gonna keep all the empty cans in my room for this semester and take a snapshot of em all when I'm done for this year in June. I did make a good impression in the first week last October when I had a bath (I had a cold) and left three beer bottles behind. SJ Debaser 00:52, 26 January 2010 (UTC)
I came home from work sick today, some kind of cold/cough/headache/whatever but instead of sleeping I am drinking Melchers Dutch GOLD Beer. It kinda tastes funny. Acei9 00:53, 26 January 2010 (UTC)
Luckily I haven't had a cold for months, but when I do, I do the English think and drink heaps of tea. Beer is nice, but it'll be nicer in the hot summer. Assuming we get one this year. And then there's the 2010 RationalWiki summer vacation to think about... so much to plan! SJ Debaser 00:59, 26 January 2010 (UTC)

Image done[edit]

He was young, he was keen. He edited the pet project of a cabal member and now he shall burn!

Here's the image. I might tidy up the edges a bit, but I'll probably be lazy and leave it as is for the authentic half-arsed image editing effect. --ConcernedresidentAsk me about your mother 21:39, 26 January 2010 (UTC)

Good job! I love the way the fire dances off my cheeks. Indeed, with great n00b comes great responsibility. SJ Debaser 21:41, 26 January 2010 (UTC)

Ta. The facial expression and pose is amazing. To me it looks like the response to being sentenced to be screwed to death by whatshername from Resident Evil. --ConcernedresidentAsk me about your mother 21:50, 26 January 2010 (UTC)
Computer simulated sex would be an interesting way to go out. SJ Debaser 21:57, 26 January 2010 (UTC)
Maybe done with the realism of WP:Custer's Revenge? --ConcernedresidentAsk me about your mother 22:01, 26 January 2010 (UTC)
Wow, I've never seen games like that before. I'm reading about RapeLay now. Some pretty fucked up shit. SJ Debaser 22:08, 26 January 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, that's a seriously messed-up game, even by Japanese standards. I can understand it being easier now to put out games like that, since it could be done via a download, but it'd take a serious amount of insanity to produce cartridges of Custer's Revenge and then go buy a copy. --ConcernedresidentAsk me about your mother 22:22, 26 January 2010 (UTC)

Have you no problems with the way Nx is behaving?[edit]

Why don't you criticise him? Why don't you grow a pair of fucking balls. The man is literally running rampant away from the principles of this site.

If the principles of this website result in it being dragged into a flamewar every time a troll posts, and good contributors (you know, the kind who actually improve the content of our articles, not just discuss what they had for breakfast) leave because of this, then those principles can go to hell. -- Nx / talk 16:31, 30 January 2010 (UTC)
Burning a user's edits totally because a significant fraction of the community are a bunch of idiots with no self-control is way too far from our principles to be reasonable. Mindless evil Hoover! 16:33, 30 January 2010 (UTC)
Nx deals primarily with the design, coding, programming, etc of this website and his does a brilliant job on it. Except for one instant where he used checkuser on a suspected account and announced his findings, which was admittedly stupid, I see nothing wrong with his actions here. If it wasn't for him, you probably wouldn't be able to edit here. SJ Debaser 16:29, 30 January 2010 (UTC)
I did not use checkuser on EdmundBurke. -- Nx / talk 16:31, 30 January 2010 (UTC)
Apologies, I forgot about that section. SJ Debaser 16:33, 30 January 2010 (UTC)
What's wrong with telling people what you had for breakfast? CrundyTalk nerdy to me 12:54, 1 February 2010 (UTC)
I discuss dinner, not breakfast. Although as you asked, it was Wheatabix this morning. SJ Debaser 15:08, 1 February 2010 (UTC)
Speaking of which, I'm having liver tonight for the first time since, umm, ever I think. Pics to follow. I might create a forum thread or something so as to not annoy Nx. CrundyTalk nerdy to me 14:53, 2 February 2010 (UTC)

Note to self[edit]

We're out of milk, we need to go down to Tesco's to get some later on. El TajDon't make me do stuff 15:39, 1 February 2010 (UTC)

Profanisaurus[edit]

Dunno if you've seen this before. Some highlights:

  • arse spider n.A tenacious well knotted winnit that cannot be removed without bringing 8 spindly hairs with it.
  • left-handed batsman euph. Someone who prefers his balls delivered from the pavilion end.
  • liquid laughter n. Puke.
  • aeroplane blonde n. A dark haired female who dyes her hair blonde, ie. is equipped with a black box.

CrundyTalk nerdy to me 16:04, 1 February 2010 (UTC)

"Arse spider"... so there is a name for it. Not that I need a name for it. It's not like I experience that regularly or anything. Ahem. SJ Debaser 17:20, 1 February 2010 (UTC)
I like the phrase tagnuts. Years of reading Viz has finally paid off. --ConcernedresidentAsk me about your mother 12:32, 4 February 2010 (UTC)

Who's fighting?[edit]

Need to update this for the day. Neveruse and EddyP are going at it in the saloon bar. DickTurpis (talk) 16:53, 4 February 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, I just saw that and I'm about to change it. SJ Debaser 17:01, 4 February 2010 (UTC)

Hey buddy[edit]

How's it goin'? Nutty Roux100x100 anarchy symbol.svg 15:17, 15 February 2010 (UTC)

Alright thanks mate. Didn't really sleep last night cuz my housemate was shagging away at 6AM (see Saloon Bar here) but I managed to catch up (on sleep) later on. Went to the pub after a lecture this afternoon and sunk two pints. Can't be bad. How's things with you? SJ Debaser 16:06, 15 February 2010 (UTC)
This should help, I mean, the band is called Morphine. Aboriginal Noise What the hell is that thing? 16:20, 15 February 2010 (UTC)

It was the greatest cockney ripoff![edit]

It was the greatest cockney ripoff! AnarchoGoon Swatting Assflys is how I earn my living 04:23, 18 February 2010 (UTC)

Very nice. But be careful when you're out moshing with your mates you don't crush 'em. SJ Debaser 11:42, 18 February 2010 (UTC)
Boy do I loves me some GBH! Cheers, friend! Lord Goonie Hooray! I'm helping! 18:36, 18 February 2010 (UTC)

BUY MY NEW BOOK[edit]

Natural Fart Cures They Don't Want You To Know About for only $65.99. It tells you all the different ways to cure unwanted gas attacks. For example, in chapter 5, I discuss how eating a diet of garlic and tobassco sauce will greatly reduce the instance of the dreaded silent-but-dealy fart. In chapter 1, we discuss how beans (yes, beans) will cure most farts by the laws of like treats like. And, for a measly $100.00 more, I will throw in a bottle of CureAll. CureAll is a homeopathic substance that will cure everything. Bottom line: Buy my new book and a bottle of CureAll! DOn't miss this great offer!!! FrankThePseudoscientist (talk) 20:38, 18 February 2010 (UTC)

Finally, a reliable source to help stop these awful gas attacks. I tried everything: eating, shitting... even Chipotle-Away. Thanks, Mr Pseudoscientist! SJ Debaser 21:12, 18 February 2010 (UTC)

Your input requested[edit]

I'm having a good conversation about beer and such over here with, of all people, MC, and think that you should come on over and give us your input, too. Lord Goonie Hooray! I'm helping! 18:42, 20 February 2010 (UTC)

While I appreciate the invitation, I've vowed to not validate the existence of certain editors here by ignoring them until they fuck off and/or die. So thanks, but no thanks. As for my favourite drink, I'm most partial to Carlsberg, and despite what other people think, I like Bud quite a lot. Fosters, however, is pretty awful. SJ Debaser 18:48, 20 February 2010 (UTC)
That's fine. I just figured that you'd have an opinion on the topic that I could add. Mind if add your opinions, at least? It'll make it that much more fun. The Goonie 1 What's this button do? Uh oh.... 19:20, 20 February 2010 (UTC)
Do what you gotta do, man! SJ Debaser 21:10, 20 February 2010 (UTC)

Jello Biafra 50th Birthday Song[edit]

By Stza Crack, of Choking Victim/Star Fucking Hipsers/Leftover Crack fame. The Goonie 1 What's this button do? Uh oh.... 03:17, 3 March 2010 (UTC)

Henry Rollins, of Black Flag/Henry Rollins Band/Henry Rollins Spoken Word fame, on Ann Coulter. Very amusing. Just piling on the videos we are! Aboriginal Noise What the hell is that thing? 03:30, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
Henry Rollins imitates Jello! There. It's coming full circle now! Lord of the Goons The official spikey-haired skeptical punk 03:33, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
"...but mostly, Ann, you will just shut the fuck up." Class, cheers mate! SJ Debaser 12:35, 3 March 2010 (UTC)

should this be on WIGOCP[edit]

For some reason I decided to register at CP and create an article (two sentences to be precise). I wrote it about Croatian president. A few hours later, a CP admin found the article and made a "welcome to CP post".

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Mr.Orange (talk) 22:40, 3 March 2010 (UTC)

Nope, and if you want your account to stay unblocked you should refrain from saying anything more. Tetronian you're clueless 23:05, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
What the Tetmeister said. SJ Debaser 23:10, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
Heh heh, it is pretty funny though! DeltaStarSenior SysopSpeciationspeed! 01:35, 13 March 2010 (UTC)

Melting and stuff[edit]

Not sure if you're in to this, but there's a big RP event happening on Sunday. Dorfs and stuff in Booty Bay. I've a warlock, so I can summon you down there. I'll be online tomorrow, but mail me if you fancy it. Things will kick off in the evening. ConcernedresidentAsk me about your mother 22:02, 5 March 2010 (UTC)

I don't think I'd fair that well in an RP event. Someone'd ask me something and I'd probably reply with a classic "What the fuck is wrong with you?" response. But if I'm online then you'll know. SJ Debaser 02:41, 6 March 2010 (UTC)

We are all we have tonight[edit]

Hey! loud fast music! Punky Your mental puke relief 07:34, 12 March 2010 (UTC)

That sounds very similar to their song Unknown Soldier. Still good though. I had the misfortune to be born in the wrong decade and missed the London punk scene. Now it's all indie/emo. SJ Debaser 13:02, 12 March 2010 (UTC)


Sig[edit]

~~~~~ ~~~ Bit more effort required, but fun. 00:58, 13 March 2010 (UTC) SusanGContribsTalk

I like it :) SJ Debaser 00:59, 13 March 2010 (UTC)

'Ello old friend[edit]

Glad you liked my new tat! Cheers! Lord of the Goons The official spikey-haired skeptical punk 05:50, 16 March 2010 (UTC)

They're Coming to Take Me Away[edit]

Haha! I don't know about you, but I think Jello's voice is perfect for this cover! The Goonie Punk Can't sleep, clowns will eat me! 07:17, 20 March 2010 (UTC)

You showed me this one before. Jello's voice is exceedingly good but this song in general is incredibly freaky/trippy. It's almost as scary as the first time I tried listening to Cradle of Filth and nearly shat myself. SJ Debaser 11:57, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
I have before? Damn. Well, how about this one? The Spikey Punk I'm punking my punk! 17:48, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
Song OK, but the goatee does not suit him. Or is he doing it to be ironic, with the shirt/trousers combo? SJ Debaser 18:33, 20 March 2010 (UTC)

If you ever get tired of NX and the others Liberapedia is kinder. Proxima Centauri (talk) 17:50, 25 March 2010 (UTC)

I find it hard to judge the kindness of the users at Liberapedia when there seems to be absolutely no contact in a fun, social sense between any of them. RationalWiki's better suited to me anyway, so thanks, but no thanks. SJ Debaser 18:11, 25 March 2010 (UTC)

This is a public service announcement...[edit]

...bought to you by your local neighbourhood PsyGremlin. --PsygremlinSiarad! 18:33, 25 March 2010 (UTC)

Someone mention me? Mindless evil Hoover! 19:01, 25 March 2010 (UTC)
If it makes me look like the bloke in the video I don't need telling twice. SJ Debaser 01:49, 26 March 2010 (UTC)

Head stuck in the stairs?[edit]

Sounds like there should be a funny story behind that one. --ConcernedresidentAsk me about your mother 22:12, 25 March 2010 (UTC)

Basically, I'm an idiot and from time to time I get my head gets stuck in the banisters of various stairs I come across. Not too bad when this happens in the privacy of my own home, but in public it can be an embarrassing scenario. In my house there's an emergency protocol for this situation, which involves a large bucket of grease to lubricate my head in order to get it out of the banisters. This happens on average once or twice a month, so there's a rota for my housemates of who has to grease up my head each time it happens. I also have to keep my hair cut relatively short to stop the grease getting into my hair. Long overdue for a cut actually. SJ Debaser 01:45, 26 March 2010 (UTC)
"From time to time"? You make it sound like a regular occurrence, haha! Tetronian you're clueless 02:09, 26 March 2010 (UTC)
Heh heh. I long suspected you to be a Beano character and the evidence is certainly mounting. All I need now is proof of you eating a pile of mash potato with sausages sticking out of it for my theory to be beyond doubt. --ConcernedresidentAsk me about your mother 11:48, 27 March 2010 (UTC)
Sir, I will GET you that picture!! SJ Debaser 11:50, 27 March 2010 (UTC)
Woot. I've always wanted to try that, so I might buy some spuds and sausages next week. Getting the structure right will be a problem, but I reckon I can build with mash. --ConcernedresidentAsk me about your mother 12:24, 27 March 2010 (UTC)

how do i edit wikia wiki ?[edit]

goonies told me you would help me out :-) Waronstupidity (talk) 04:40, 27 March 2010 (UTC)

Might! I said he might be able to help you edit a Wikia-style wiki, having been on Liberapedia. AnarchoGoon Swatting Assflys is how I earn my living 04:45, 27 March 2010 (UTC)
Indeed, the smelly, antisocial punk is correct, I started out my wiki-editing days Liberapedia about a year and a half ago. Wikia wikis aren't all that different to editing MediaWiki wikis like RationalWiki, Conservapedia, Wikipedia, aStorehouse of Knowledge, etc. You edit it in the same way as you would to any of these wikis, (clicking edit, typing then "save page") and HTML also works in them, so you can do bitchin' signatures like other uses here. The only thing really different from MediaWiki is the style which Wikia is laid out; Wikia wikis like Liberapedia cost nothing for the domain name holder to run, so Wikia have to make their money through advertising, which means they have tons of unaesthetic adverts up and down the page. This sometimes affects the way a page is loaded, with the format itself being disjointed, and massive gaps between paragraphs, and such. However, if you're looking at Liberapedia I'd suggest joining it; it's a good place to work on articles, and you can basically write whatever the hell you want there. SJ Debaser 11:45, 27 March 2010 (UTC)

N00b award[edit]

Gloat all you want, we'll see who wins next year... Tetronian you're clueless 18:08, 27 March 2010 (UTC)

Bring it onnnnnn, muthafucka... SJ Debaser 18:11, 27 March 2010 (UTC)

Up the punx![edit]

Here's some more punk home grown right here in Minneapolis! Cheers! Punky Your mental puke relief 07:01, 28 March 2010 (UTC)

Good song. It has quite a pop-rock sound to it. SJ Debaser 13:49, 28 March 2010 (UTC)

revert[edit]

Haha, I understand, he's only damaging himself by having an insult on his page though. What a n00b. Tweety (talk) 22:48, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

talking behind my back ? i changed the insult so stop crying :-) (i was pissed yesterday and forgot to erase the insult) Waronstupidity (talk) 22:49, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
Firstly, I wasn't talking behind your back, I was about to drop you a line. Secondly, I wasn't crying, as your stupidity was an ample source of luljuice. Tweety (talk) 22:54, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
why the free insult? the problem i had was with human so mind your own business.Waronstupidity (talk) 22:55, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Too long spent in the pub[edit]

Happy times, before some random woman managed to pour a drink down leg

The beer festival was pretty good, but led to around 10 hours in the pub. Damn tempting to never drink or smoke again. Maybe it's time to sign-up for that monastery. --ConcernedresidentAsk me about your mother 22:02, 4 April 2010 (UTC)

I'm fast approaching the post-teen years where I'm beginning to think I should knock off the smoking, not that I do it frequently. I tend to give up for about a week or two then buy a pack when I'm bored/frustrated, both of which occur far to frequently for a student. I was at the pub this afternoon for a couple of pints with my family. My granddad - 81 year old Irishman - can still drink me and me brothers under the table.
Also, I like the hat and the painted nails. I've only ever done mine black on occasion. Accessory-wise, I recently invested in a pair of mirrored Aviator sunglasses, and they work a charm for checking out the ladies without me looking like a total perv. Now I'm waiting for my new round, Lennon-style ones to arrive. SJ Debaser 00:11, 5 April 2010 (UTC)
You mean National Health "I'm a millionaire but I'm too cheap to buy my own glasses" glasses? ħumanUser talk:Human 04:45, 5 April 2010 (UTC)
Cheers. I switched to purple because I didn't want to get mistaken for a goth, but then I got accused of being Freddy Mercury. Yup, the elderly Irish have a scary capacity for boozing. I can put a few away, but when my dad comes to visit I end up with 2-3 day hangovers trying to keep up with him. Good call on the sunglasses. I wore the hat because it was unusually sunny here (which in Ireland means that it was an unusual day in which there was no rain), and I can't wear sunglasses unless I get another set of contacts. --ConcernedresidentAsk me about your mother 09:21, 5 April 2010 (UTC)
God, I miss Ireland. I haven't been for 2 years now. If I scrape enough money together in the next year or so I'll probably go back and visit Dublin. There's a guy in my faculty at University who actually goes round dressed with a cowboy hat and the leather jacket with the strips coming off it. More than likely he owns a pair of the sweet-as boots too.
@Human- Yes, but unfortunately I'm no a millionaire. SJ Debaser 12:17, 5 April 2010 (UTC)
Give me a shout if you're ever heading to Dublin. I'm in Cork, so it's just a train ride away. That guy at your university rocks! --ConcernedresidentAsk me about your mother 13:26, 5 April 2010 (UTC)
God only knows when I'll next be there, but I'll drop you a line, assuming RationalWiki's still around. SJ Debaser 14:15, 5 April 2010 (UTC)

RTFM, n00b[edit]

Capturebot2 will only work on pages listed under its watch option, but I'd prefer if we kept those to a minimum for performance reasons. -- Nx / talk 20:03, 8 April 2010 (UTC)

I though adding <capture></capture> anywhere worked. Will adding Operation Flying Hamburger affect performance that badly? SJ Debaser 20:30, 8 April 2010 (UTC)
Meh, not really, I just don't want everyone and their dog adding their stuff there which they'll then forget about. Pages like the saloon bar (which are huge, updated often, but most of the time no capture tag is added) are a no-no - Capturebot has to download and analyze the page every time it detects a new revision, which in the case of the saloon bar (and WIGO:CP and TWIGO:CP, but there it's justified) takes a while. -- Nx / talk 20:47, 8 April 2010 (UTC)

You have betrayed me, cretin[edit]

How dare you say that about me you son of a dog. You cretinous cretin. You whore of Babylon. You Lord of imbeciles. You nonse of nonses. You prick of pricks. You dick of dicks. You sicko of sickos.

You are worse than Barry Goldwater. 86.40.210.123 (talk) 13:44, 10 April 2010 (UTC)

Snore. SJ Debaser 13:55, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
Fuck you fuckface. Why don't you go fuck yourself you fucking fucker. 86.40.210.123 (talk) 15:19, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
You do know I have the power to destroy this website upon a whim? 86.40.210.123 (talk) 15:26, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
What I do with my personal/private time is my business, and mine alone. But thank you for the suggestion. I'll take it into account.
"Destroy this website upon a whim?" I don't think so. People just don't know how to deal with you, due to our pathetic "don't block anyone ever" rule. SJ Debaser 15:38, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
Nonsense, you vainglorious imitator of the Third Reich. People block me because they fear my awesome power. 86.40.210.123 (talk) 16:58, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
I'm bored of you now. I'm going to watch the game. Get the fuck off my talkpage. SJ Debaser 16:59, 10 April 2010 (UTC)

I think you're great[edit]

You are one of my favourite RWians. DeltaStarSenior SysopSpeciationspeed! 15:59, 10 April 2010 (UTC)

Cheers. Never had fanmail before. Have you been hitting the bottle? SJ Debaser 16:15, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
As it happens, I have hit a bottle of Talisker particularly hard, although that has nothing to do with my comment. In a moment of epiphany I thought that I often leave negative comments on t'internet, and I should thus forth change my ways. DeltaStarSenior SysopSpeciationspeed! 16:43, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
To each his own. Thanks for your kind comments. I suppose you're OK too... ;) SJ Debaser 16:53, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
Why don't you suck his cock while your at it? 86.40.210.123 (talk) 17:01, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
I think one of your many lovers should do it instead MC, you seem to be the Queen of Oral Sex around here. SJ Debaser 17:58, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
Sorry Josh, I may think you're great but I will have to refrain from sucking your cock. I assume no-one has ever told Marcus that he's great (because he's not) DeltaStarSenior SysopSpeciationspeed! 22:56, 11 April 2010 (UTC)

Re:Your comments on the Guardian[edit]

"The University College of London is prominent, Andyimg, because it was the first university to be founded in London. It is also the sixth best uni in the UK according to the Guardian League Tables, although that's obviously leftist propaganda I suppose..."

Who would have thought a liberal newspaper's league table could be biased towards liberal universities??? You're not fooling anyone here, SuperJosh.--Asharkly 08:02, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

You're right of course, Mr Sharkly. I guess I'll just have to open my mind from now on and accept a new conservative inshitesight that atheist universities are terrible. SJ Debaser 11:31, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, but did they ever build a hospital? ħumanUser talk:Human 12:49, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

Moar profanisaurus[edit]

driving range n. The perineum. Where you hit your balls when practicing with your wood.
CrundyTalk nerdy to me 15:34, 14 April 2010 (UTC)

hey[edit]

u play bully also? best game in the world next to liberty city. wish we could have a game like that about wikis and attack assfly and bimbo wales. Jimmy Hopkins (talk) 00:52, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

I too like to play bully. Hate GTA though. CrundyTalk nerdy to me 15:20, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

By the way...[edit]

... If anyone is SUPER it's me. SUPPERRRR. teh superghey. rational ghey (talk) 20:16, 18 April 2010 (UTC)

I'm afraid you're mistaken. I've been the Super One around here for over a year. I do have a less than average alter-ego however. SJ Debaser 20:19, 18 April 2010 (UTC)
 :(

FUX is still in the lead[edit]

We are going to be filming our June 6th show with some pretty good (all things considered) video and audio equipment, and I'll send you the footage as soon as the video editing is complete. AnarchoGoon Swatting Assflys is how I earn my living 18:30, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

Cool man. How'd the show go yesterday? SJ Debaser 18:38, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

Skype[edit]

You left way too early. Ace logged on and joined us after you left. CrundyTalk nerdy to me 09:10, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

Don't forget Turpis and ToP. Acei9 09:56, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
True, but Josh has been bitching at you for not signing into Skype for ages. CrundyTalk nerdy to me 10:20, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
Dammit. I would've stayed longer but it was getting to 1AM here and there was one occasion when I was talking to Nutty at 2AM and my housemate sent me a text telling me to shutup. He works hard so I didn't wanna piss him off. Next time though... SJ Debaser 11:01, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

If only I was...[edit]

...a Goth. Hysterical. --PsyGremlinKhuluma! 13:03, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

That is pretty good. Mix it up with a bit of emo. SJ Debaser 14:38, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

Exam and booze[edit]

Congratulations on both. --ConcernedresidentAsk me about our teabag 17:52, 28 April 2010 (UTC)

Thank you kindly. Hopefully a retake won't be necessary. SJ Debaser 17:56, 28 April 2010 (UTC)

Macs vs. PCs[edit]

I know you are a Mac person, and I am a PC kinda guy, so I thought you might appreciate this bit of humor. Lord of the Goons The official spikey-haired skeptical punk 23:46, 3 May 2010 (UTC)

"This video contains content from Current TV LLC, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds." I'm sure it was good though. A lot of my friends use Mac's, and just as many others use PC's, leading to humorous nerd wars. SJ Debaser 12:10, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
Hmmm..... Well, maybe this South Park-style one will work across the ocean. Lord of the Goons The official spikey-haired skeptical punk 06:00, 26 May 2010 (UTC)

rant[edit]

I enjoyed reading it on Talk:What is going on at CP. Thanks for being supportive of the gay community. While a lot of may have a negative rep due to the crazies, it is often harder than most heteros realize in real life. Cheers, rational ghey (send a message) 00:46, 14 May 2010 (UTC)

I was fortunate enough to be brought up in an open community, where one isn't persecuted for something one doesn't have control over. The thought of doing otherwise is foreign to me. SJ Debaser 00:48, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
Likewise, although I was raised in a small republican town. Thankfully it was at least still in upstate ny, not alabama. rational ghey (send a message) 00:51, 14 May 2010 (UTC)

"I've always wanted to see if other RationalWikians are as much alcoholics as they say they are."[edit]

Not me right now, man. I've gone stone cold sober for the next couple of weeks. Sorry if that disappoints you. Lord of the Goons The official spikey-haired skeptical punk 05:45, 26 May 2010 (UTC)

Whats all this about? Acei9 05:50, 26 May 2010 (UTC)
It's a quote from SuperJosh in the saloon bar. Gooniepunk2010 Oi! Oi! Oi! 05:56, 26 May 2010 (UTC)
This sounds like something I need to know about (sips third large tumbler of 15 year old Glenfiddich). DogPMarmite Patrol 05:53, 26 May 2010 (UTC)
Think I need to revisit this over another a beer. Acei9 06:27, 26 May 2010 (UTC)

A couple of weeks, Goons? Wow. Here I am about to go into my third and final day of a self imposed dry spell. I'm quite looking forward to tomorrows beers. DickTurpis (talk) 06:37, 26 May 2010 (UTC)

Yup, a week or two. That way my tolerance goes down a little and, hence, drinking gets a little cheaper. Lord Goonie Hooray! I'm helping! 06:39, 26 May 2010 (UTC)
Tolerance may gone down a little however it doesn't take take long for desire to overtake you. Acei9 06:44, 26 May 2010 (UTC)
I know, I know. Some of this is also to prove to my lady that I'm not an alcoholic, just a drinker. The Goonie Punk Can't sleep, clowns will eat me! 06:46, 26 May 2010 (UTC)
I think one of the big differences is that a drinker has no problem passing days, weeks, whatever, without even thinking about a drink, no problem, if they find or chose themselves to be away from booze. Alcoholics can't do that. DogPMarmite Patrol 06:50, 26 May 2010 (UTC)
Exactly why I can myself a drinker, not an alcoholic. Lord of the Goons The official spikey-haired skeptical punk 06:51, 26 May 2010 (UTC)
Thats complete rubbish. Alcoholism is not defined by amount, its defined by the behaviour. Acei9 07:07, 26 May 2010 (UTC)
You guys are all missing the key. Cherchez la femme: Goonie has a girlfriend, Goonie has a girlfriend. so what's so bad if she cleans the fucking punk up for a few days, so he gets higher on the booze? Also, also, also, there is the lady friend factor. Not a bad thing. ħumanUser talk:Human 07:28, 26 May 2010 (UTC)
Sort of, Ace. It's defined by dependency. One who can stop drinking with no side effects, or who can stop at a single drink, is not an alcoholic. That's why I'm not too worried about becoming one, as neither has ever been a problem for me. DickTurpis (talk) 07:37, 26 May 2010 (UTC)
Clarify - one could stop drinking for 4 weeks and say "see I am not an alcoholic" but as soon as they start again they go straight back to how they were when they left off instead of slowly upping it over time. A person who drinks two drinks a day can be an alcoholic as much as someone who drinks 20. Acei9 07:49, 26 May 2010 (UTC)
Please explain all to me. I thought it was defined by "causes problems in life of subject as defined by them"? ħumanUser talk:Human 07:52, 26 May 2010 (UTC)
So is someone who drinks 2 drinks a day, but can quit and have no drinks for a time, possibly an alcoholic? I think there'd have to be come symptoms. If one can easily control their drinking they're not an alcoholic. My uncle is one. He quits regularly, but it's difficult, and he goes through withdrawal. When he's off the wagon, he isn't having 2 drinks, he's having a lot. It's an addiction. (Why the fuck am I still awake at 4:15 AM?) DickTurpis (talk) 08:13, 26 May 2010 (UTC)
Yes, what the fuck are you still awake? I think you might have a little "problem"?! ħumanUser talk:Human 08:18, 26 May 2010 (UTC)
Withdrawal symptoms do not need be psychical. Can also be "I can't go to the party without having a 6 pack" or the like. Also, someone who drinks a bottle of wine a night can quit with no withdrawal but when they start again then don't have a glass, then two, then three etc. They go straight back to a bottle again. Acei9 08:19, 26 May 2010 (UTC)
I've just started caning my Special Lager Awesome stuff. Best I've ever made :) CrundyTalk nerdy to me 08:25, 26 May 2010 (UTC)
Send it to me, fuck face...errr, I mean, Crundy. Acei9 08:29, 26 May 2010 (UTC)
I go to sleep for a measly twelve hours and you all turn my talkpage into the freakin' Saloon bar. I'm back at home now from my first year at university, and my drinking levels have gone right down. My friend who studies paramedics defines alcoholism as someone who can't go 24 hours without a drink without suffering withdrawal. I haven't had a beer since a family BBQ on Sunday and it's now Wednesday. I'm doing OK, but yesterday evening I was watching å DVD and thinking "a beer'd be really nice now..." This combined with me trying to properly kick cigarettes for about the 10th time is making me pissy. SJ Debaser 11:45, 26 May 2010 (UTC)
I did wonder what you'd think when you woke up and checked your email. So wait, you're not allowed beer at home? Why didn't you have beer with said DVD? CrundyTalk nerdy to me 12:25, 26 May 2010 (UTC)
I'm allowed beer at home, my family all drink as much as I do as do I. But in the last couple of weeks I was drinking and smoking a lot, so I've decided not to drink until Friday, when I'm going out again, and trying not to buy another pack of smokes again for a long time. SJ Debaser 12:37, 26 May 2010 (UTC)

Thank you[edit]

Thank you for doing that. Being able to edit every 30 minutes is no way to go about helping out a site. MarcusC (talk) 19:50, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

You're very welcome. See apology on your talkpage. SJ Debaser 19:51, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

Sorry to bother you again[edit]

How does a guy make a reference go from being right next to where I need it to the footnotes of the article? MarcusC (talk) 19:59, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

No problem, that's the whole point of talkpages. Use <ref>x</ref> where "x" is the reference, and it will appear as a number when you preview/save the page. Clicking the number will take you to the bottom of the page where it's in the ==Footnotes== <references/> section, with <references/> being the coding that transports the reference there. SJ Debaser 20:12, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
Thank you. Some other guy showed me this just seconds before you did, but I am thankful either way. MarcusC (talk) 20:13, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

How's your WoWing going?[edit]

It's a terrible habit. Are you still hooked? Nutty Roux/Señor Admin/¡Con más machismo! 18:16, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

My subscription's run out for WoW and I didn't bother renewing it as it's summer. But, I was playing it a fair bit before it ran out. Druid healer now. SJ Debaser 18:19, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

Skype[edit]

Chatting? CrundyTalk nerdy to me 20:17, 10 June 2010 (UTC)

Five minutes. Gotta poop. SJ Debaser 20:19, 10 June 2010 (UTC)

Archiving[edit]

Goddamnit! CrundyTalk nerdy to me 20:56, 17 June 2010 (UTC)

P.S. Skype? CrundyTalk nerdy to me 21:15, 17 June 2010 (UTC)
Sorry dude, I was busy this evening. If you'd text me earlier I probably woulda come on for a bit... SJ Debaser 23:41, 17 June 2010 (UTC)

Block warning[edit]

I am sick of you white washing the "England" article, in a vain attempt to hide your countrys foul and seditious nature. I am on to you..... Acei9 11:02, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

That's it pal, your anti-English racism is going in the article! SJ Debaser 11:20, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

Take 'em all[edit]

Throw 'em up against the wall and shoot 'em! Punky Your mental puke relief 22:02, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

Capello[edit]

I see the useless bugger was crafty enough to secure his contract until 2012 before the world cup. --PsyGremlinSprich! 11:34, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

If the FA want to sack him from coaching England before then, they have to pay him off to waive the contract. Being the highest paid national team manager in the world and failing to get England past the Last 16 is unforgivable. SJ Debaser 11:55, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

Feuer Frei![edit]

Whomever made this video was a genius to use Legos! Gooniepunk2010 Oi! Oi! Oi! 02:28, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

Wow. ħumanUser talk:Human 03:38, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
Germans scare me. SJ Debaser 09:38, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

Brick[edit]

Thought of you [1] CrundyTalk nerdy to me 14:50, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

Haha! It's nice to know I'm not the only Josh having problems. SJ Debaser 10:22, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

Germany[edit]

after watching the Argentina match yesterday, I don't think you Poms should feel too bad. At least you scored (twice!) against them. --PsyGremlinHable! 11:52, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

I recorded the match, as I was at work when it took place, though my English-German colleague kept me updated. I'm gonna watch it tomorrow, at which point my feedback should be more substantive... SJ Debaser 21:24, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
OK, I've watched it tomorrow, which is now of course today, so my feedback should be more substantive. A-hem... Germany = good throughout, great attacking, wonderful mobility, Argentina = dreadful for the first twenty minutes, mediocre defence throughout, few decent shots on goal mostly by Tevez and Messi, disappointing compared to the rest of their tournament. SJ Debaser 17:49, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

More fun with Lego[edit]

ta-da! For your viewing pleasure, sah! --PsyGremlinFale! 12:23, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

"1500 hours of moving legobricks and take photos of them." That's pretty amazing. Thanks. SJ Debaser 16:21, 6 July 2010 (UTC)
The Lego harpsichord impressed me with its... obsessiveness. ħumanUser talk:Human 12:18, 7 July 2010 (UTC)

QI Klaxon[edit]

The World series in baseball isn't named after the world. It was sponsored by a newspaper called...The World. Totnesmartin (talk) 11:56, 7 July 2010 (UTC)

Er... isn't that the urban myth? Jack Hughes (talk) 12:00, 7 July 2010 (UTC)
pwned. CrundyTalk nerdy to me 12:16, 7 July 2010 (UTC)
I don't know what's going on. I vaguely remember writing something the other day about baseball, but that's as far as that goes. SJ Debaser 18:10, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

You like laughing and poo, bums, blow-offs and other bodily functions?[edit]

I have a bad case of of diarrhea (safe for work). Japan is odd. ConcernedResident omg ponies!!! 19:06, 17 July 2010 (UTC)

Intriguing. I'll never watch Japanese porn again. SJ Debaser 19:40, 18 July 2010 (UTC)
I've become oddly addicted to watching those language videos. I'm hoping to speak pretty good English within a week or two, and I reckon I'll be batshit crazy to boot! ConcernedResident omg ponies!!! 21:47, 18 July 2010 (UTC)

'ello, friend![edit]

This one's for you. Cheers, man! Gooniepunk2010 Oi! Oi! Oi! 22:29, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

Definitely some interesting lyrics there. Still reckon you're gonna be in London later this year? SJ Debaser 09:47, 20 July 2010 (UTC)
Unfortunately, it looks like that will be delayed. Not sure by how long, but let's just say the project GE wanted me to go out there for is 9 months (!!!!!) behind schedule as my writing this, and isn't getting any more back on track (if anything, they are getting further behind every time our PIC manager talks to them). Therefore, they will not be ready for my help come November, as was planned. Still, they will need the help of a good engineering team from my company once they get that far, so it isn't as if I won't be going at all. Just a matter of when. The Goonie 1 What's this button do? Uh oh.... 21:26, 20 July 2010 (UTC)
Cool, well let me know when you're here. We can go drinking in Camden. You'll love it there, loadsa people dressed up like punks and other freaks. SJ Debaser 21:33, 20 July 2010 (UTC)
Will do. It'll happen eventually, just not sure exactly when. Lord Goonie Hooray! I'm helping! 21:35, 20 July 2010 (UTC)
Hey let me know too and I'll try and meet up for a pint. CrundyTalk nerdy to me 22:42, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
Camden eh? Some guy tried to sell me some drugs there once. It was actually pot purri. AceX-102 22:46, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
Did you smoke it or use it to fill a pretty bowl with? CrundyTalk nerdy to me 22:48, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
Neither, I brought some coke instead. AceX-102 22:49, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
Coca-cola or pepsi? Or did you buy shit knock-off tesco value shit? CrundyTalk nerdy to me 22:51, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
Pfffft, tesco was too pricey for me. I went to Morrisons. AceX-102 22:57, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
I'll let you know Crundy. Ace, you're more than welcome to join and buy us all cocaine if you want, but I can appreciate it'd be difficult with you living on the other side of the world.
I was in Camden a couple of weeks ago and noticed a large sign which said "Saloon Bar." I took a picture on my phone, but am unable to upload it to my laptop, on account of my phone being an ancient piece of shit. I need a new phone. Anyway, we could go drinking there and laugh at how we're drinking real life in a place called the Saloon Bar, instead of on the internet in a place called Saloon Bar. SJ Debaser 10:27, 24 July 2010 (UTC)
MMS or email it to me and I'll post it. This is very very important bznss. ÑR/Señor Admin/¡hablen ustedes! 00:07, 4 August 2010 (UTC)
Next time I'm there I'll take a decent photo with my digital camera, then I can upload it. Nutty Poo is right, this is very important business. SJ Debaser 10:09, 4 August 2010 (UTC)

Help[edit]

Help me super josh Im hurting people! You must rip me apart and burn the pieces! Im soooooooooooo baaaaaaad. Ex-Troll CheerleaderI'm a teenage girl; get ALLstate to protect yourself from Mayhem like me 23:47, 3 August 2010 (UTC)

Time for a spanking. Josh you may do the honours if you wish, I am tied up with smacking Gerard around. AceX-102 23:51, 3 August 2010 (UTC)
What can I say? You've got good tequila. That is, any. ¡MUY MACHO! ¡OLE! - David Gerard (talk) 00:05, 4 August 2010 (UTC)
I may not agree with Gerard all the time, but I do believe Gerard tiene mucho machismo. ÑR/Señor Admin/¡hablen ustedes! 00:06, 4 August 2010 (UTC)
That's because I'm a big gayer and spend my time getting whipped and sodomised. I need to add tequila to the mix - David Gerard (talk) 00:09, 4 August 2010 (UTC)
I may not know as much about buggery, booze and Spain as you guys, but I'm a mean motherfucker with car batteries. SJ Debaser 10:08, 4 August 2010 (UTC)

Email[edit]

Want to know who Im known as at Wikipedia? Ex-Troll CheerleaderI'm a teenage girl; get ALLstate to protect yourself from Mayhem like me 00:37, 4 August 2010 (UTC)

No. SJ Debaser 10:06, 4 August 2010 (UTC)

Star Fucking Hipsters[edit]

Guess who's subbing on bass for the opening band (Born for the Gallows) when they come to Minneapolis? Give you one guess. The Goonie 1 What's this button do? Uh oh.... 04:21, 12 August 2010 (UTC)

The bass player for the Rats Kingfuc Ritshres? SJ Debaser 17:51, 12 August 2010 (UTC)

Nope. Me! That's right, me! I'm fucking psyched! Lord Goonie Hooray! I'm helping! 21:38, 12 August 2010 (UTC)

Congratulations mate, very impressive. Even more so than when I play guitar along to Anarchy in the UK and pretend I'm Steve Jones. When's the big day? SJ Debaser 17:08, 13 August 2010 (UTC)
Thanks. The big day is September 20. I'm still fucking psyched. The Goonie 1 What's this button do? Uh oh.... 22:37, 16 August 2010 (UTC)

vandalism[edit]

did you actually see it? Occasionaluse (talk) 19:44, 20 August 2010 (UTC)

Of course not. I'm a n00b, and I overreact to things which never happened by taking immediate over-the-top action. SJ Debaser 10:07, 21 August 2010 (UTC)

Pubic dandruff[edit]

Serious medical problem, and you take a great risk in making light of it. CR. 86.41.185.113 (talk) 19:15, 25 August 2010 (UTC)

Sorry. I just wanted everyone to know how much I know about Crundy's meat and two veg. SJ Debaser 19:28, 25 August 2010 (UTC)
My ears are burning. What did I miss? CrundyTalk nerdy to me 20:15, 25 August 2010 (UTC)

Life lessons[edit]

Hysterical! Long time no see, by the way. Tetronian you're clueless 16:55, 29 August 2010 (UTC)

Do you give life advice too? Because somebody said on Facebook, that I might be lacking ma-CHEESE-mo. Am I allowed to kill him, his children and his children's children? And his Spaniel? --PsyGremlinSpeak! 17:05, 29 August 2010 (UTC)
Ta, Tet. Had a good summer? And G, as long as you don't punch the dog in the face, yes. SJ Debaser 17:10, 29 August 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, it was pretty good. I am at uni now, which is awesome. How're you? Tetronian you're clueless 17:31, 29 August 2010 (UTC)
So, you've finally joined the rank of student. Make the most of your first year, it'll go by ridiculously quickly. I'm waiting to go back to uni after a relatively good summer. You're a Yankee though aren't ya? But you refer to it as "uni." I thought it was mostly college over there. SJ Debaser 20:46, 29 August 2010 (UTC)
I am a yank and we do call it "college," but I know on your side of the pond you call it "uni." I've only been here two weeks but it feels like two months (in a good way). Yeah I'll definitely try to make the most of it, probably by not punching a dog in the face. Oh, and eating. Lots of that. Tetronian you're clueless 20:50, 29 August 2010 (UTC)
In Britain we can drink at 18, so all our money goes on booze instead of food. Last year I was eating up to four or maybe five meals a week. The rest of the time I survived on peanut butter and crackers. In England (and Wales) we have to pay for our education, whereas if you live in Scotland you can go to any uni in Britain and the government will pay for it, a fact that my Scottish housemate loves reminding the rest of us English. SJ Debaser 20:59, 29 August 2010 (UTC)
In the US, the drinking age is 21, so...people drink anyway. My university doesn't even attempt to stop people from drinking, it'd be impossible - they just try to keep people from hurting themselves. I generally don't indulge because around here beer is (a) gross and (b) expensive. The food here is actually pretty good, though, so I'd say I'm living pretty well. Tetronian you're clueless 21:09, 29 August 2010 (UTC)

Bloody students! </Paul Calf> DeltaStarSenior SysopSpeciationspeed! 21:29, 29 August 2010 (UTC)

I fucking hate students. Mostly they are ridiculously annoying bunch of white, left-wing, middle class wankers, or white, right-wing middle class wankers. The ones that aren't, you just end up getting into fights with. SJ Debaser 21:33, 29 August 2010 (UTC)
That is actually the most perfect description I have ever heard! That pretty much covers all of them. Tetronian you're clueless 21:38, 29 August 2010 (UTC)
I don't like to over generalise, but generally speaking there are a hell of a lot of incredibly pompous, poncy knobs of students; the types who think they're a cut above overyone esle because they're studying some nonsense made-up subject like 'cultural studies' of somesuch crap. Bunch of wanks. DeltaStarSenior SysopSpeciationspeed! 21:45, 29 August 2010 (UTC)
So far I haven't seen too many of those. Oddly enough, most of my friends are humanities majors, and most of them seem pretty nice. (I'm studying computer science.) But obviously that's generalizing from one example. Tetronian you're clueless 21:47, 29 August 2010 (UTC)
When I was at uni, I lived with a hippie, a punk rocker, a guy who thought he was a sex god, and a quazi-anarchist. CrundyTalk nerdy to me 13:21, 3 September 2010 (UTC)
Oh My God! (see, I have consideration for Josh's feelings) You're Alexi Sayle!! When I was at varsity, I was a hippie and a sex god. Which, given that it was the Potchefstroom University for Christian Higher Education didn't go down too well. --PsyGremlin話しなさい 13:35, 3 September 2010 (UTC)
None of my housemates have any cool quirky things about them, apart from Tom who has big hands. SJ Debaser 14:49, 3 September 2010 (UTC)

Long time, no talk, talk, talk.[edit]

How you doing, you crazy bastard? AnarchoGoon Swatting Assflys is how I earn my living 02:48, 16 September 2010 (UTC)

Good thanks mate. Moved into my new uni house a couple weeks ago, which is internet-free until next week hence my seldom editing. How's everything with you, buddy? SJ Debaser 11:46, 16 September 2010 (UTC)
I'm doing alright. Just got a work promotion, which is good. Also, I'm officially an uncle of some sort now! AnarchoGoon Swatting Assflys is how I earn my living 03:42, 17 September 2010 (UTC)

Guess who's coming to my neighborhood next week[edit]

JELLO BIAFRA AND THE GUANTANIMO SCHOOL OF MEDICINE!!! I'm psyched as hell to see them! Don't worry, I will take picture and/or try to get autographs! AnarchoGoon Swatting Assflys is how I earn my living 11:07, 29 September 2010 (UTC)

Sir![edit]

Some serious banger and mash mastery. Pure class. That is all. Concernedresident omg!!! ponies!!! 03:16, 2 October 2010 (UTC)

It took several months of preparation and thought, I missed a friend's birthday and two funerals, but it was worth it. SJ Debaser 15:00, 3 October 2010 (UTC)

Skypey skype![edit]

Hah, gotcha! Sign in you remtard!! CrundyTalk nerdy to me 21:54, 5 October 2010 (UTC)

Sorry I missed ya man, I was busy wrestling with the problems of the universe. SJ Debaser 09:55, 6 October 2010 (UTC)

Whoops[edit]

Sorry, I was playing Plants vs Zombies with my laptop on, signed into Skype, and with the screensaver on (and sound off as always) next to me, so I didn't get yr message until when I started shutting off the SexBox. Apologies. CrundyTalk nerdy to me 22:29, 7 October 2010 (UTC)

Your loss, buddy. Now you're gonna have to wait another three months before I even consider coming back online to impart my wisdom and knowledge on the deep mysteries that make the world go round. SJ Debaser 10:33, 8 October 2010 (UTC)

JELLO BIAFRA!!!![edit]

Was a fuckin' sweet ass show! Oh man, it's been forever since I had that much fun at a show. Unfortunately, I didn't get any photos, as I couldn't find my camera. The guy is a frickin' riot though. The Spikey Punk I'm punking my punk! 01:47, 8 October 2010 (UTC)

Lucky git. Did ya get to meet him or anything? I still think my autograph-tattoo idea was good. SJ Debaser 10:34, 8 October 2010 (UTC)
He's not coming out my way on this tour. Would have loved it. Aboriginal Noise What the hell is that thing? 13:21, 8 October 2010 (UTC)
Got to talk to him for, like, two minutes and pound his fist. And those were the best couple minutes of my life. I used them to make a Michele Bachmann joke. The Goonie 1 What's this button do? Uh oh.... 14:03, 8 October 2010 (UTC)
Sweet as. I saw John Lydon play with PiL last December at Brixton, but there were two thousand or so people in there, so any hopes of me trying to talk to him afterwards were impossible. SJ Debaser 17:21, 8 October 2010 (UTC)

Hello....so called "Josh"[edit]

eh? i9 23:13, 13 October 2010 (UTC)

We all know his really name: Terry Koeckritz. AnarchoGoon Swatting Assflys is how I earn my living 23:17, 13 October 2010 (UTC)
The most successful troll in the history of RationalWiki, eh? Nutty Rouxnever mind 23:36, 13 October 2010 (UTC)
Indeed he is, eh? Lord of the Goons The official spikey-haired skeptical punk 23:49, 13 October 2010 (UTC)
Shut up everyone. Ohhh Christ, I am so fucking tired today and am bored with this day to day life thing. Stupid symptoms. i9 23:51, 13 October 2010 (UTC)
Sorry. I thought we were talking like stereotypical Canadians, so I joined in. Lord Goonie Hooray! I'm helping! 23:54, 13 October 2010 (UTC)
eh? i9 00:01, 14 October 2010 (UTC)
I'll be your rehab. Let's learn more about fundies together so we can deride them more effectively. Nutty Rouxnever mind 00:02, 14 October 2010 (UTC)
Have you tried homeopathetic rehab? Just add water... Lord Goonie Hooray! I'm helping! 00:04, 14 October 2010 (UTC)
I have drunk 2 liters of homeopathic remedy today. In NZ it comes straight from the tap. i9 00:07, 14 October 2010 (UTC)
Wow. My homeopathic remedy usually comes in a liter bottle. From the Scottish highlands. The Spikey Punk I'm punking my punk! 00:09, 14 October 2010 (UTC)
Eh? SJ Debaser 09:40, 14 October 2010 (UTC)
And it's SuperJosh. SJ Debaser 09:48, 14 October 2010 (UTC)
Why so super? You have always avoiding answering this. i9 20:27, 14 October 2010 (UTC)
The same reason's Superman is so Super. Without his Superness, he'd be a mere "man." SJ Debaser 23:06, 14 October 2010 (UTC)
Your views are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. i9 23:12, 14 October 2010 (UTC)
Details shall be divulged in the next Skype meeting that I'm at. If that ever happens. SJ Debaser 09:33, 15 October 2010 (UTC)
I'm on, please divulge the diluvian vulgate to my galvanized devotional vanguard. ħumanUser talk:Human 09:37, 15 October 2010 (UTC)

F1rst p05t![edit]

Is this the kind of shit cool geeks do? DeltaStarSenior SysopSpeciationspeed! 00:08, 1 November 2010 (UTC)

I sure as hell do, so yeah. SJ Debaser 09:31, 1 November 2010 (UTC)

You're not leaving, I hope[edit]

You are one of my coolest friends here. The Goonie Punk Can't sleep, clowns will eat me! 06:53, 1 November 2010 (UTC)

Nah, just doing some spring cleaning. In November. SJ Debaser 09:31, 1 November 2010 (UTC)
Whew! That's good. I was worried for a second there. Gooniepunk2010 Oi! Oi! Oi! 09:56, 1 November 2010 (UTC)
No need to be worried old sport. I'm still here. Although coursework is starting to catch up with me, so I should probably get cracking on it... SJ Debaser 10:16, 1 November 2010 (UTC)
Nah, I understand. Just like my life's gotten really busy with my work promotion and now looking for a place to live after this month and all, so I hear ya on the busy factor. Punky Your mental puke relief 10:18, 1 November 2010 (UTC)
Gz on the work promo, that's great news. SJ Debaser 10:26, 1 November 2010 (UTC)

The Dead Kennedys predicted the future!!![edit]

30 years ago, they predicted Jerry Brown would take over, and he did! Gooniepunk2010 Oi! Oi! Oi! 14:49, 4 November 2010 (UTC)

Booze[edit]

How are your efforts to curb the boozing going? On a scale of teetotal to Ace where are you? CrundyTalk nerdy to me 15:42, 5 November 2010 (UTC)

Financial circumstances have aided in the curbing of alcoholic consumption over the past few weeks, as I have no income and my student loan still hasn't come through. Having said that, it's Friday night, I'm a student, and I have a six pack with my name on it before I go out tonight. How's everything with you? SJ Debaser 17:47, 5 November 2010 (UTC)
That's just sad. I can't imagine being your age and having to quit boozing. Have Crundy teach you how to make your own "wine" from Tesco grape juice and bread yeast. Nutty Rouxnever mind 18:18, 5 November 2010 (UTC)
I've not quit, just slowed down a bit over the last couple months mostly due to money/lack thereof. SJ Debaser 18:57, 5 November 2010 (UTC)
8:47am and I am cracking one of these. Aceword up 19:48, 5 November 2010 (UTC)
We're 13 hours behind you, so I'm allowed to drink what is "probably the best larger in the world." SJ Debaser 19:59, 5 November 2010 (UTC)
I'm fine. Also drinking too much. I'm like a warning of you from the future. "Slow down, or turn into a sad fat useless pisshead like meeeeeee". CrundyTalk nerdy to me 20:36, 5 November 2010 (UTC)
I hope you are not suggesting that you are sad and useless dear Crundy. I have many uses for a man of your stature, come over to my house and we'll discuss this further. Aceword up 20:38, 5 November 2010 (UTC)
It's 3:45 in the afternoon on Friday. I'm wearing sunglasses inside and half more than half a pack of cigarettes. Can I start drinking yet? Nutty Rouxnever mind 20:41, 5 November 2010 (UTC)
Carlsberg is gross. Every time I take a sip, I'm transported back to Copenhagen, walking around in the rain and hoping enough would get in to water down that awful taste. Occasionaluse (talk) 20:43, 5 November 2010 (UTC)
Fuck it. Oh I'll be on Skype when I get back from the grocery store with booze. Make sure to download the newest version that lets more than 3 people video chat. Nutty Rouxnever mind 20:44, 5 November 2010 (UTC)
Skype now fucker. Aceword up 20:59, 5 November 2010 (UTC)
Where are the rest of you fuckers? Nutty Rouxnever mind 21:01, 5 November 2010 (UTC)
I'm still not sure about what this skype thing is. You're saying we can all sit around and watch each other get drunk? Occasionaluse (talk) 21:06, 5 November 2010 (UTC)
Yeah that's about the size of it. You're welcome to join. PM for instructions. Nutty Rouxnever mind 21:32, 5 November 2010 (UTC)
Fuckfuckfuck. I can't Skype in the evenings anymore. Where were you guys on Skype when I was living by myself for a month! Can you yankies & kiwis make 08:00 GMT on weekdays? CrundyTalk nerdy to me 21:37, 5 November 2010 (UTC)
You lying swine. I see you. Aceword up 21:39, 5 November 2010 (UTC)
It always seems to happen on my talkpage that one of you leaves a message, I reply, then go out and get drunk, sign on the next morning hungover and find that I've got an inbox full of fucking RW notifications that my talkpage has been changed. I feel so loved.
I'm on Skype now, only fourteen hours late. Why are you wankers never on when I'm there? Have you all blocked me because of my sexy sex eyes? I'm pretty hungover, so I won't be much fun anyway. SJ Debaser 11:43, 6 November 2010 (UTC)

Oi! Oi! Oi![edit]

For you, my man! AnarchoGoon Swatting Assflys is how I earn my living 00:15, 18 November 2010 (UTC)

Nom nom[edit]

Saw this on FML today and thought you'd like it.

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

CrundyTalk nerdy to me 13:12, 18 November 2010 (UTC)

Adequately summarising my pro-SuperJosh rhetoric in song format[edit]

Aceword up 20:22, 8 December 2010 (UTC)

Beer is good! Beer is good! Beer is good![edit]

And stuff!

AnarchoGoon Swatting Assflys is how I earn my living 16:45, 13 December 2010 (UTC)

Timestamps[edit]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 7thchamber 18:56, 17 December 2010 (UTC)

See? You've used a timestamp and we're all happy.
SJ Debaser 20:17, 17 December 2010 (UTC)
Skype now fuckface. 7thchamber 20:21, 17 December 2010 (UTC)
Sorry I was out, unless you're still on now. I've just smashed the glass on our oven door by kicking it and my housemate is having a fucking pussy fit about it, ignoring me and the like. The thing still works, it's just the glass that's missing. Not even the main oven, it's the grill which you don't even need to close to use. Fuck it, it's 12.30am and it'll cost me about £30 to repair. I don't give a fuck. SJ Debaser 00:29, 18 December 2010 (UTC)

fucking gibberish[edit]

word. Ace McfuckingAwesome 11:56, 18 December 2010 (UTC)

I respond via my LessThanAverage alterego. I blocked myself last night, as well as you and the rest of the cabal. El TajDon't make me do stuff 12:00, 18 December 2010 (UTC)
The Jaguar is less than impressed.....Ace McfuckingAwesome 12:12, 18 December 2010 (UTC)

Thank'ee for the welcome[edit]

Thank'ee for the welcome! Why Count Sevens? (talk) 20:14, 23 December 2010 (UTC)