User talk:Ace McWicked/Archive1

Hello and welcome Ace. :-) --Bob^{bing up} 04:59, 31 March 2008 (EDT)

Afternoon. And Welcome to the Dollhouse! human 19:26, 2 April 2008 (EDT)

Why the redirect, Ace? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 19:28, 23 June 2008 (EDT)

because I completely fucked it up. Ace McWicked 19:35, 23 June 2008 (EDT)

You know, you can move it back if you want. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 19:43, 23 June 2008 (EDT)

Hmmmmm move it back you say..? I have just never had the inclination as of yet. I'm fairly lazy. Ace McWicked 19:47, 23 June 2008 (EDT)

Hey AMcW. The story on your user page is interesting. Can I read more? RedDog 03:29, 24 June 2008 (EDT)

I guess not then. Oh well I can live with it - as long as the quote on your main page isn't 'Towers Of London' that is... RedDog 04:52, 26 June 2008 (EDT)

Hey, Uhhhhhhh I cant finish it so I'll put another up. Ace McWicked 04:53, 26 June 2008 (EDT)

Beautiful story my oceanic friend--Chris111 17:13, 24 July 2008 (EDT)

Quote mining

You said "Beat the pants off a British girl" hehe. ħuman 17:33, 24 July 2008 (EDT)

And then you can wear this with pride...

This user has been reported to the FBI by a CP sysop.

PFoster 23:25, 27 July 2008 (EDT)

hehehe thats awesome. Ace McWicked^Interesting 23:33, 27 July 2008 (EDT)

Wow, yeah, that is nice! ħuman 00:02, 28 July 2008 (EDT)

Oh, but shouldn't it be named "user FBI"? like all the other userboxes? ħuman 00:02, 28 July 2008 (EDT)

I would like Jinxy to report me actually. Then I can be a wanted, international fugitive. Always looking over my shoulder, growing a beard, dying my hair and getting freaked out by satellites. Ace McWicked^Interesting 00:04, 28 July 2008 (EDT)

I thought you already did 3 out of 4 of those? ħuman 00:07, 28 July 2008 (EDT)\

I havent dyed my hair but I have taken to wearing one of those plastic nose/glasses/mustache disguises. So far the FBI havent found me. Ace McWicked^Interesting 00:59, 28 July 2008 (EDT)

Although those work very well, you might want to wear a Faraday cage to prevent the microwaves from reading your (seditious) thoughts! ħuman 01:45, 28 July 2008 (EDT)

Faraday Cages are fun ways to piss off friends who use the phone too much.... Just sayin.... Pinto's5150 ^Talk 01:51, 28 July 2008 (EDT)

?! What do you know about my thoughts Human? Can you pick up the broadcast in your mercury teeth fillings like the voices in the shadows that whisper at me in dead of night?! *Suspiciously eyes you up*

Ace McWicked^Interesting 01:52, 28 July 2008 (EDT)

Now available on DVD (encrypted, of course - do you have the decoder?). ħuman 02:02, 28 July 2008 (EDT)

Ahhh it makes sense now, that explains my mysterious trip into the desert, subsequent anal-probing and the USB port in the back of my head. Ace McWicked^Interesting 02:04, 28 July 2008 (EDT)

The USB port is the least of your concerns. Pinto's5150 ^Talk 02:06, 28 July 2008 (EDT)

yes, thats what they said... Ace McWicked^Interesting 02:08, 28 July 2008 (EDT)

Ahh... I see.... and you've been having these delusions how long? Pinto's5150 ^Talk 02:09, 28 July 2008 (EDT)

Since the shadows told me too. Ace McWicked^Interesting 02:11, 28 July 2008 (EDT)

I must say in my profesional and completely mature opinion, you're as nutty as squirrel poo. -- Gen. S.T. Shrink ^{That's what she said.} 02:15, 28 July 2008 (EDT)

Aw, I remember our squirrelish editor. Dang, we've been doing this long enough to generate nostalgia?! ħuman 02:33, 28 July 2008 (EDT)

Hell, I remember when Bohdan used to actually be fun, and I actually "contributed"_{as if}. Pinto's5150 ^Talk 02:34, 28 July 2008 (EDT)

Hehe, yeah, "beans guy"... maybe you should join us at the "Danskische Writers' Gruppe"? ħuman 03:23, 28 July 2008 (EDT)

I feel I would be entirely out of my league, as I know nothing of the Danes. Pinto's5150 ^Talk 03:39, 28 July 2008 (EDT)

"Beans guy"? WTF? Ace McWicked^Interesting 03:33, 28 July 2008 (EDT)

"Beans guy" would be me. Look at my user name and it will make sense. Pinto's5150 ^Talk 03:49, 28 July 2008 (EDT)

Ah yes of course. Ace McWicked^Interesting 03:52, 28 July 2008 (EDT)

Now go plug in, it's time for your daily update. Pinto's5150 ^Talk 03:56, 28 July 2008 (EDT)

I am already plugged in, how do you think I am writing this? With my fingers? Ace McWicked^Interesting 04:00, 28 July 2008 (EDT)

Maus

mouses apparently love lemon flavoured boiled sweets (Courtesy Stephen Fri on QI)   ^Contribs_Talk 10:04, 1 August 2008 (EDT)

Filthy rodents get no sweets from me. If my girlfriend gets none then the rodents are shit outta luck....Ace McWicked^Interesting 10:08, 1 August 2008 (EDT)

I'll rent my cat out for an enormous fee!   ^Contribs_Talk 10:10, 1 August 2008 (EDT)

Enormous fee you say...? Hmmmmmm I like the cut of your gib Susan, indeed this seems quite the offer. Ace McWicked^Interesting 10:13, 1 August 2008 (EDT)

Incidently, speaking of Maus, are you talking that old "Maus" comic?Ace McWicked^Interesting 10:16, 1 August 2008 (EDT)

It did come to mind, but I often use Deutsch worten für komisches Effekt. (And spell em wrong & get the grammar wrong & make 'em up)   ^Contribs_Talk 10:19, 1 August 2008 (EDT)

Man I remember my younger brother getting that Maus book out from the library when he was but a young lad, shit by god, what does that say about me now? Cancerous, liver-failing things probably.....Anyways, I also remember an old Raymond Briggs comic (remember Mr Fungus and Santa on Holiday) that detailed Maggie Thatcher. Something about an Iron Lady.....hmmmmm, drifting pyshce at this hour in NZ. Ace McWicked^Interesting 10:23, 1 August 2008 (EDT)

Boycott Length

I wanted to add my name to the list calling for a shorter boycott, with WIGO and other RW participation starting up again Saturday. --SpinyNorman 10:47, 14 August 2008 (EDT)

Selected Ambient Works!

Nice one Are we talking about SAW 85-92 or Volume II, here? Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 00:08, 10 September 2008 (EDT)

85 - 92, damn fine CD. Ace McWicked^whisky 00:11, 10 September 2008 (EDT)

Indeed it is ^_^ Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 00:15, 10 September 2008 (EDT)

I do so love that old school techno. Ace McWicked^whisky 00:16, 10 September 2008 (EDT)

What do you think of Chosen Lords? Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 00:21, 10 September 2008 (EDT)

Chosen Lords? Hmmmm cant say I know them off the top of my head. I saw the Underground Resistance in the weekend though. Classic Detroit techno. Ace McWicked^whisky 00:25, 10 September 2008 (EDT)

You is very, very silly. Pink_{(Astronomy Domine)} 00:31, 10 September 2008 (EDT)

Oops. I do like window Licker. Ace McWicked^whisky 01:09, 10 September 2008 (EDT)

I like me some, eh, I can't remember. But they wore black and had a good beat. ħuman 01:24, 10 September 2008 (EDT)

I interviewed Kevin Saunderson once. Phailed as I forgot to put batteries in my dictaphone Ace McWicked^whisky 01:27, 10 September 2008 (EDT)

Batteries. If you needz them, you ran out of juice. ħuman 01:57, 10 September 2008 (EDT)

I was also well fucked when tried interview, it was after all, at a dance party. Ace McWicked^whisky 02:06, 10 September 2008 (EDT)

PS, I like the new riff on your user page. Not sure if I prefer it with line breaks or not... ħuman 16:35, 10 September 2008 (EDT)

Why thank you Human. No line breaks as its just mental vomit. It comes out in a stream you see. Ace McWicked^whisky 17:55, 10 September 2008 (EDT)

What the fuck are you talking about?

It's the second quote before the novella begins.

1. To Bob Geiger, for reasons that need not be explained here -- and to Bob Dylan, for Mister Tambourine Man
2. "He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man." -- Dr. Johnson

--Robledo 18:57, 11 September 2008 (EDT)

Not in my copy. So fuck you. Ace McWicked^whisky 19:15, 11 September 2008 (EDT)

So you've got a non-standard copy. Bad luck. They even included the Johnson quote in the titles of the movie, f'fuck's sake. Have the good grace to be just the tiniest bit embarrassed. --Robledo 19:48, 11 September 2008 (EDT)

I know it was in the movie. But I dont do embarrased. I do angry, happy, sarcastic, humourous, pissed off, livid and shameful but not embarrased. Ace McWicked^whisky 19:50, 11 September 2008 (EDT)

That's super. And why, pray tell, do you think it was in the movie? --Robledo 20:17, 11 September 2008 (EDT)

I seem to remember a scene where the highway patrolman asks for a kiss. That wasnt in the book. Ace McWicked^whisky 20:31, 11 September 2008 (EDT)

F&L in LV? That was one of the many high points of the film... ħuman 20:40, 11 September 2008 (EDT)

That scene wasn't in the book and I recall reading somewhere that HST didn't like that scene. Ace McWicked^whisky 20:54, 11 September 2008 (EDT)

I didn't care if he liked it, I did. Films always have to add and subtract material in the transisition (ok, almost always). See: Naked Lunch... ħuman 21:04, 11 September 2008 (EDT)

Well F&L is pretty close to the book, in fact, almost exactly the same. What many people dont know is that F&L in reality took place over a fortnight. The bike race one weekend, Thompson returns to LA then goes to the sheriffs convention a couple of weeks later. Aimless trivia. Ace McWicked^whisky 21:06, 11 September 2008 (EDT)

Fuckhead threshold exceeded

Let's try this:

1. The Johnson quote is in my book.
2. We can reasonably infer that it was in the book used as the source for the screenplay.
3. It was certainly in this guy's book.
4. This guy's, too!
5. I particularly like this one:

The whole mad adventure, illustrated with Ralph Steadman's grotesquely hilarious drawings, achieves an unexpected poignancy as an illustration of the book's epigraph, from Samuel Johnson: "He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man." [1]

It's probably just as well you don't do embarrassed, Ace. --Robledo 20:41, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

Whats your fucking problem? Are we trying to prove something? Did you wake up this morning and think "I'll show that Ace"? Good god man has this become your cause célèbre. I don't do embarrased but thats not to say I don't do wrong or I dont err. Ace McWicked^{People Are Strange} 21:08, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

Phail. Protip: try something like "Shit. I was talking out'me arse, wasn't I? Sorry..." --Robledo 23:38, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

So now will you fuck off? Ace McWicked^{People Are Strange} 23:41, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

Fucking off: free. Rambling on when the joke whizzed by you: priceless. ħuman 00:01, 13 September 2008 (EDT)

Hacking at someones spine with meat cleaver: 10 years, 8 with good behaviour. Ace McWicked^{People Are Strange} 00:03, 13 September 2008 (EDT)

You know this from experience? ħuman 00:50, 13 September 2008 (EDT)

Don't tempt him, Human. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 01:13, 13 September 2008 (EDT)

Lucky for me I had compromising pics of the judge. Ace McWicked^{People Are Strange} 01:42, 13 September 2008 (EDT)

Techno

i had a look round the innertubes and didn't find anything we could use, apart from a CD called Christian Rave Essentials. Also, sorry for falsely crediting/blaming you for the Heavy metal article; it was Allhailtuna. Totnesmartin 08:14, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

Nevermind Ace McWicked^{People Are Strange} 17:37, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

Aren't they interchangeable? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 18:46, 13 September 2008 (EDT)

I dont think so. I went to an Iron Maiden concert as ways back and followed up with a Techno party the next night. They were, you know, kinda different. Ace McWicked^{People Are Strange} 20:06, 13 September 2008 (EDT)

Also, you can't do air guitar to techno! Totnesmartin 20:48, 13 September 2008 (EDT)

Thats right and air DJing just isnt the same.Ace McWicked^{People Are Strange} 22:37, 13 September 2008 (EDT)

Blorning of Wacking

Your empty threats fool no one here, "Ace". We doubt that's even your real name. Go elsewhere if you seek to censor the truth.--WJThomas 20:46, 20 September 2008 (EDT)

I doubt you have taken even half of the statistics/medicine/biology/math/cosmology courses I have. I bet you deny that loud praying in the classroom will prevent mental illness. Ace McWicked^{55.3 million page views!} 20:51, 20 September 2008 (EDT)

Editing WIGO

Just a little moan, Ace. Could you edit by section or new section (+) when the page is as long as it is now. Finding your, usually informative or amusing, contributions can be a bit of a bind if they're not at the end. AND I'M TIRED & SHOULD BE ASLEEP so I'm a bit narky - sorry.   ^Contribs_Talk 23:32, 24 September 2008 (EDT)

No worries, I was wondering about that myself actually. Ace McWicked^{cast ye the first stone} 23:38, 24 September 2008 (EDT)

Click the diff link? Tomorrow? - shouldn't we add all the smiley things we have to the edit block below? (Or are they there already? I only use it for nowiki...) ħuman 00:16, 25 September 2008 (EDT)

Uhhhhhh what? I mean, sure OK. Ace McWicked^{cast ye the first stone} 00:20, 25 September 2008 (EDT)

Email

Ace, I just sent you a very important email. Or rather I tried to, but your email wasn't enabled. Would you please enable it? I wish to communicate privately with you. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 10:57, 8 October 2008 (EDT)

Hmmmm thats strange, it should be. Hang on a sec.....

Ace McWicked^{The Liquid Room} 16:23, 8 October 2008 (EDT)

Wtf new poll puts labour almost equal with the nats

I just heard a new poll on the radio has labour at 37% and national at 40% (and even scarier NZ first at 5%). This poll is bogus right?Damo^Hi 22:12, 9 October 2008 (EDT)

Remember dude that Peters was cleared by the SFO. Ace McWicked^{The Liquid Room} 02:20, 10 October 2008 (EDT)

Yeah but are there 1 in 20 people stupid enough to vote for him? I have seen Winston come back from the dead the last 3(4?) elections but not this time surely not. And if he does its probably Aunty Helen for three more years.Damo^Hi 03:47, 10 October 2008 (EDT)

Funny story about Peters. I was at dinner with Winston Peters, Turiana whats-her-name, some big lawyer types and a few TVNZ CEO's at this really expensive resturant in Wellington. It was like a banquet of Italian foods, wine, whiskys and cigars. Masses of food and Winston helped himself to a large portion. At the end of the stupendous meal and drinking session the whole thing went on a TVNZ corporate credit card. Not one week later I was sitting at my desk and there was an article in the NZ Herald that stated that Winston was calling for a full inquiry into how TVNZ CEO's were spending taxpayers money on fancy dinners and the like. I remember thinking "Fuck Winston, they are spending it on YOU!". Now that shows the mans real character. Ace McWicked^{The Liquid Room} 06:29, 10 October 2008 (EDT)

And now he's saying TVNZ have it in for him. Man he is the master politician - reminds me a bit of LBJ (if you haven't read "master of the senate") read it asap. IMO it's the greatest political autobiography ever written and ever will be until the author writes about LBJ's years as president.--Damo^Hi 16:47, 10 October 2008 (EDT)

One in twenty is all it takes, sometimes, it seems. Look at our USinsanity this decade... And LBJ is an awesome story in politics, in so many ways. Did not check the link, but I think it the person who is doing a four/five volume history of Johnson? It's a must-own/must-read (where can I get my free copies?). ħuman 03:28, 11 October 2008 (EDT)

LBJ was a masterful politician. He singlehandedly controlled every political institution he was a part of whether it was at university, in the little congress (when he was an intern) the democratic party campaign finance committee, the senate and finally ended up being president even though the collective wisdom was that no southerner could ever be president. Robert Caro is the author and he's written 3 books thus far and they are all brilliant, but the one I recommend the most is "master of the senate" because it explains how the senate really worked, all the backdoor deals and promises and the absolute ruthlessness of LBJ's quest for power. After reading it you will be filled with mixed emotions about him, great man, great politician and he had some worthwhile ideas for society (esp in racial matters) but what a lying, conniving, backstabbing, ruthless BASTARD. You won't be aware of this Human but we have a guy called Winston Peters who imo has no principles or redeeming features who manages to get into parliament every time byharping on and on about crime, immigration and appealing to the elderly. It is sickening because it looks like he'll be getting back in and will probably be kingmaker again in a coalition govt. Kinda reminds me of LBJ in a perverse sort of way. --Damo^Hi 04:12, 11 October 2008 (EDT)

Ps don't be so cheap - fork out 30 pounds for the book - you won't be able to sleep once you start reading it its so well written.--Damo^Hi 04:12, 11 October 2008 (EDT)

Labour might win... and you think that's a bad thing? And yeah, the few times I've met Winston (more bumped into, really, we didn't actually converse at length) he has been a complete racist asshole. Can we get a decent kingmaker party? Wazza (Not Wazzock, Wazza)^{Approach the Presence} 09:00, 11 October 2008 (EDT)

Dunno actually I am a genuinely undecided voter. I have always been a labour supporter but I can't stand Helen Clark. I wonder if its time for a change, though I am not convinced that National has really become a moderate centre right party like they say they have become. I am afraid that below the surface there is a radical agenda just simmering below the surface. Maybe I'll vote progressive tis time - I've always liked Jim AndertonDamo^Hi 16:23, 11 October 2008 (EDT)

I've always liked Helen Clark. She's a ballbreaker, sure, but she gets a good team around her and she gets stuff done. Compare her to other national leaders and she's pretty good. John Key, on the other hand, apparently wants to privatize everything. Including Kiwibank, because banks aren't meant to be linked to the government even if it's the only bank in the world that's still stable because of its link to the government. Wazza (Not Wazzock, Wazza)^{Approach the Presence} 20:59, 11 October 2008 (EDT)

I did vote Helen Clark first off however in light of recent global events I dont think labour is up to the task. My vote I think will go to Progressives. The Jim Anderton has done good things i.e. Kiwibank. Ace McWicked^{The Liquid Room} 23:27, 11 October 2008 (EDT)

User page

Sorry if that was you changing your user page while forgetting to sign in, but I rolled it back in case it was malicious or something. ArmondikoV^{d hominem} 06:26, 24 October 2008 (EDT)

Thanks dude, it was me but thanks. I forget to sign in all the time. Ace McWicked^{The Liquid Room} 06:30, 24 October 2008 (EDT)

I'll make a note about that :P Now we know your IP address... mwahaha*hack*cough* ArmondikoV^{d hominem} 06:44, 24 October 2008 (EDT)

Now you know my IP you must use such knowledge for evil. Ace McWicked^{The Liquid Room} 07:09, 24 October 2008 (EDT)

I like your style

I'm impressed. Say it as it is brotha' MarcusCicero 20:46, 30 October 2008 (EDT)

Well, you know, why fuck around and mince words? Ace McWicked^{The Liquid Room} 20:47, 30 October 2008 (EDT)

Awesome

It's ... beautiful. --מְתֻרְגְּמָן וִיקִי ^{שְׁלֹום!}

ho ho ho it was fun too. Ace McWicked^{The Liquid Room} 16:38, 6 November 2008 (EST)

Any Predictions for tomorrow?

I don't know about you but I am skeptical of the poll results that say National will have enough votes to lead the next government. I wouldn't be surprised if its aunty Helen for another 3 years. --Damo^Hi 18:13, 6 November 2008 (EST)

Hmmmm its the most lacklustre campaign I have ever seen. The election is tomorrow and I dont know what I am going to do. Not National though, the lost my vote when the said the were going to work with Peter Dunn. Ace McWicked^{The Liquid Room} 18:28, 6 November 2008 (EST)

I agree with the lacklustre comment. I think the media was more interested in the US one that ours. What's wrong with Dunne? I'd never vote for him and he seems a bit socially conservative for me, but he's not too bad surely. I think I'll go with Progressive though, I can't bring myself to vote for Helen but the alternative is probably worse. Any chance of Progressives getting more than 1 MP?--Damo^Hi 18:49, 6 November 2008 (EST)

Dunne palled around with know pedophiles - such as Graeme Caphill Ace McWicked^{The Liquid Room} 18:52, 6 November 2008 (EST)

Did he know he was a pedophile at the time?--Damo^Hi 18:59, 6 November 2008 (EST)

Probably. Also, have you ever seen Dunne dance? Neither have I. Ace McWicked^{The Liquid Room} 19:02, 6 November 2008 (EST)

Blocking me

I'll get you for that! One day, when you least expect it.... BANG! Blocked, for three whole seconds! Dreaded Walrus 07:12, 16 January 2009 (EST)

HA! You talk the talk but do you walk the dance? I thought not Ace McWicked^{The Liquid Room} 07:15, 16 January 2009 (EST)

Bureaucrat

Now I have demoted you to bureaucrat as you asked you now have to do what bureacrats do, all the work. Could you help me write this so we can finally get an new article of the weak? - User $\scriptstyle (6\sum _{n=1}^{\infty }n^{-2})^{1/2}$ 07:15, 16 January 2009 (EST)

No worries chief but I should point out the A) I pushed for Bureacrat to piss RA off 2) however I am more than happy to help you and will help in all capacity I can B) I must take a leak and have a smoke but will get right on it.

Thanking you my southern friend. Ace McWicked^{The Liquid Room} 07:22, 16 January 2009 (EST)

Yes, your "wanting it" was the only reason I didn't do it. Anyway, my condolences on your demotion to the lowest level of RW editors. PS, we need a special category, "RW beachrats that drink far too much" (It might just be you & I) ħuman 23:51, 20 January 2009 (EST)

I didnt so much "want" to be a Bureacrat as "Godamnit! I wanna be a Bureacrat" if you catch my drift. Ahh yes the pleasures of drinking too much too often. I am on a one week Holiday to Norfolk Island for my fathers 60th Birthday in a few days (long story on "why Norfolk Island?" but if you familiar with The Mutiny on the Bounty you'd understand) and he says everyone must have a drink in their by 7am every morning. Good times to be had by all. Ace McWicked^Revolt 14:18, 21 January 2009 (EST)

MDB welcome

Shouldn't your welcome have gone on his talk page? I'd move it but

1. Corry has a welcome there already
2. I don't want to tread on anyone's toes

Silver Sloth 08:05, 16 January 2009 (EST)

Alright now look -

1. Corry has far more soberity than me
2. I have no toes

i hope this has been insightful. Ace McWicked^{The Liquid Room} 08:21, 16 January 2009 (EST)

Tactless and Obscure

• Tactless - you're in the wrong place.
• Obscure - no, not really. Neveruse513 16:53, 9 February 2009 (EST)

Well tactless considering, you know, someone killed themselves (which is always tragic) with their own family in the house. And a little obscure because it doesnt actually say that he shot himself. Ace McWicked^Revolt 16:59, 9 February 2009 (EST)

I agree with the Kiwi on this one. ħuman 19:19, 9 February 2009 (EST)

Us Kiwi's are always right. Except when we're not. Ace McWicked^Revolt 19:21, 9 February 2009 (EST)

meant to put it in the talk page

yeah, i realized i put it in the wrong place after i posted it, thanks for fixing things. Tbolden 20:32, 16 February 2009 (EST)

Aces Wild

hello, chill out, and come back! :D Refugee^{talk page} 04:14, 24 February 2009 (EST)

I see no reason?

I do - it said things he didn't like. Talk about a thin skin. Totnesmartin 17:32, 9 March 2009 (EDT)

Really? I was trying to be amusing. Ace McWicked^Revolt 17:41, 9 March 2009 (EDT)

Countryman of yours

Just found this guy on WP. Go get him boy! _and marmite 23:07, 30 March 2009 (EDT)

Hmmmm interesting, we dont have many of them round these parts so he can't be hard to find. I'll whack him with my Fact's Stick. Ace McWicked^Revolt 23:16, 30 March 2009 (EDT)

I suppose you're proud that Rationalwiki's lies are having an effect

What a sad, pathetic little life you must lead that this is what brings you big thrills. I really, truly pity you. 67.135.49.198 23:29, 9 April 2009 (EDT)

Hahahahahahaha ahhhhh yes! Wonderful Wonderful! What a sad pathetic life you must lead to insist Obama is a muslim and that an invisible sadist in the sky created everything 6000 yrs ago. Get fucked! Ace McWicked^{bitch and moan} 23:33, 9 April 2009 (EDT)

(EC) So now that you get the short end of the stick you have helped to wield, you come whining at us? ListenerX^TalkerX 23:35, 9 April 2009 (EDT)

Oh — and, to what lies precisely are you referring? ListenerX^TalkerX 23:37, 9 April 2009 (EDT)

Anyhow, why pick on Ace? We all think it's the funnest thing since the flood. _and marmite 23:39, 9 April 2009 (EDT)

Bah! Jinx couldnt pick on me even if I were a scabbed over pimple on his hideous hide. Ace McWicked^{bitch and moan} 23:43, 9 April 2009 (EDT)

I can feel that Christ like, Christian love just oozzzinng out over us all. What a moral compass he is, aint he.--En attendant Godot_{"«Lo-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Lo. Lee. Ta. V.Nabokov»} 00:59, 10 April 2009 (EDT)

I think I just got oozed on... No, shit, it's just that omelette I'm cooking. Not a jinx omelette, unless jinx is made of piggie and cheese. ħuman 01:04, 10 April 2009 (EDT)

I know Jinx, it's our fault you have a paranoid bully and troll over there, who's just made you his bitch (and I bet the trust Andy's shown in you, must fill you with Christian cheer). I didn't hear you complain when he did exactly the same to CPAdmin or BrianCo. Hypocrite. --PsyGremlin_Whut? 01:49, 10 April 2009 (EDT)

jinx is a well documented hypocrite. Complaining about Spear's new album being too rauncy after being here and swearing like a fucking sailor - or an Ace if you will. Ace McWicked^{bitch and moan} 01:52, 10 April 2009 (EDT)

So, is Daust Jinx, or was that just a fake-out? --Arcan ¡ollǝɥ 01:57, 10 April 2009 (EDT)

(unindent) I don't care, but it's fucking hilarious. Jinx ignored the abuse and the abuse came to his front door with a battering ram, and now he's crying about it. Karma is a BITCH! Norseman^{Cyser Melomel} 10:29, 10 April 2009 (EDT)

I wonder what lies Jinx is going on about? In any case, I'm with Andy and TK on this one. If I ran a "family friendly encyclopedia", I wouldn't want someone contributing who habitually uses language like this or this or this or this or this or this or this or this etc. Of course, CP doesn't ban people for off-site activity, and we'd by lying if we said they did. Bondurant 11:28, 10 April 2009 (EDT)

"We do not ban users based on their comments elsewhere, such as on their own blog."

That's right, laugh it up dickbone. You've got NOTHING solid on me, and you know it. TK is gonna be out on his ass by tomorrow morning, and we can all wave goodbye to the last of your pathetically transparent "parody". RATwiki can go back to being completely fucking irrelevant, and you can go back to jerking off over Pharyngula. Not on of you has the balls to face me on CP, so pull your strings all you want. It's your ass, not mine. Daust 15:31, 10 April 2009 (EDT)

Jinx- we're already pretty irrelevent. We don't give a damn. Oh, and if none of us could take down TK, you most certainly couldn't. --<choose>

<option>^Input The Resistor^Output</option> <option>Coyote^{Over 450 pages watched NOT including talk pages}</option> <option>The Trickster</option> <option>Acionyx</option> 17:42, 10 April 2009 (EDT)

Shut up. First ever edit and that felt good. --Smg87 15:35, 10 April 2009 (EDT)

Not one of us has the balls to face you on CP? Hahahahaha yeah I think we all have already you fat fuck. Ace McWicked^{bitch and moan} 16:38, 10 April 2009 (EDT)

Wait Jinx is going to try and oust TK? That could be pretty fucking awesome. I need to get some popcorn. And I was thinking conservpedia was boring now. User:Mei 17:05, 10 April 2009 (EDT)

Who cares, Jinx? The point is thtt I managed to get you to be forced to go up against TK, and the other point is that you will lose. There's no way that you can go up against TK and win, he has Andy on his side. The Emperor_{Kneel before Zod!} 17:08, 10 April 2009 (EDT)

Everything is going according to plan, master. Next on the list is TeaCake himself. By the way, Jinx, we do have the 'balls' (not family-friendly) to face you on CP- you just block us. You're the coward, not us. We don't block you, even though you deserve it. --<choose>

<option>^Input The Resistor^Output</option> <option>Coyote^{Over 450 pages watched NOT including talk pages}</option> <option>The Trickster</option> <option>Acionyx</option> 17:39, 10 April 2009 (EDT)

No, he deserves to never be blocked - we love laughing at his ridiculous bluster. And besides, if he ends up being kicked off CP permanently (oh please) he'd be forced to come here to argue his case call us names. Totnesmartin 17:49, 10 April 2009 (EDT)

My magic powder, it's working

I just got back from a work meeting at my office, where my associate volunteered details about her fuckbuddies and offered to service me for doing a brief in 2 hours that I previously assigned to her and budgeted 8 hours. We started smoking cigars in the conference room with another partner, and it wasn't long before the gallons of CostCo booze found their way out from under the kitchen sink by the water heater that burns the fuck out of your hand when you reach for bourbon, but somehow not raspberry flavored vodka. I think it's a vengeful suburban metrosexual that would fit in well in one of Aschafly's training programs. The kind that wears D&G underwear and sunglasses at night, and got his ass kicked in college by the hipster girls with beautiful armpits and dirty underwear, which made the conquest all the more absolutely fucking visceral for its sheer attack on the senses. The kind of experience that makes you wonder how tits can do that, and why everything in the world shouldn't smell like patchouli, BO, and sniz. I don't drink a fukin seabreaze, cosmo or any other weak ass shit that won't get me fucked out of my nut double fisted with a splif peeling that tender skin off my bottom lip. So, I thought of you because I admire the magical healing power your liver enjoys. You should write a manual. Toodles. Thee Nuttish ^Talk 20:27, 11 April 2009 (EDT)

I indeed have a magical liver. Once again, I pour beer down my gullet, work towards the whisky and dose of codiene safe in the knowledge I can do it all again tomorrow. Ace McWicked^{bitch and moan} 00:28, 12 April 2009 (EDT)

You should save these

Another one worthy of the Acechives.

Hmmm yes, I do have hundreds of bits and pieces and random musing about alcohol, drugs, meat products and various amusing sexual encounters. Ace McWicked^{bitch and moan} 23:35, 12 April 2009 (EDT)

Make a website for them, a blog, or save them as subpages here? You've done this here before and just edited over them. Shame to lose them that deeply in the mire... because I think they are examples of pretty/ugly good writing. ħuman 00:06, 13 April 2009 (EDT)

Yes perhaps I will in time. Ace McWicked^{bitch and moan} 05:34, 13 April 2009 (EDT)

whhooooot. Bet ya never hear of these guys.....

Heard of them in 1980. They were trying to prevent the Russians invading Poland by using "prayer batteries". I'd been toying with doing a piece on them but I thought they were too obscure. Darn, someone beat me to a ufology article. Totnesmartin 07:02, 13 April 2009 (EDT)

I found out about them after I finished fooling around with the Church of Scientology in london. I went to a few E-Meter sessions then discovered The Aetherius Society. I have a few personal communications with them that I might add to the article.... Ace McWicked^{bitch and moan} 16:02, 13 April 2009 (EDT)

Oh yes please. Totnesmartin 17:02, 13 April 2009 (EDT)

When I gt home I'll go through my emails and add them. I also got a load of emails from when I was fooling around with the Scientologists so I'll add them somewhere also. Ace McWicked^{bitch and moan} 17:42, 13 April 2009 (EDT)

By all means do! Articles about these semi-obscure cults are just magical. The best crazy always flourishes outside of the public eye. Viscount 19:02, 13 April 2009 (EDT)

Incidently there is a Raelin HQ in NZ and also some strange cult in the South Island somewhere. Being trained in journalism perhaps I could do some investigation. RW's first man-on-scene religious bullshit reporting. Hmmmmmmm Ace McWicked^{bitch and moan} 19:06, 13 April 2009 (EDT)

Maybe we could apply for press credentials for some of our leading editors. I understand that several internet bloggers have managed this recently. Генгис^mutating 16:15, 19 April 2009 (EDT)

Last time I had valid press credentials they were swiftly revoked after an amusing incident involving champagne, a secret tape recorder and a mid-winter party held in the New Zealand Parliament buildings. ho ho ho memories. Ace McWicked^{bitch and moan} 16:19, 19 April 2009 (EDT)

?

explain? TheoryOfPractice 19:11, 17 April 2009 (EDT)

Ha. Laugh Laugh. Ace McWicked^{bitch and moan} 19:14, 17 April 2009 (EDT)

Caffeine

Out caffeine me, eh? While I'd accept your challenge, I am not as much of a caffeine chugger as I used to be, so I wouldn't be in my caffeine addiction prime. The Goonie 1 14:35, 18 April 2009 (EDT)

Are you...

From Australia? EddyP 18:37, 18 April 2009 (EDT)

Nope, NZ. Whys that? Ace McWicked^{bitch and moan} 18:42, 18 April 2009 (EDT)

A theory I had. A bit more research after your reply showed that I was probably wrong, unless you were thinking months in advance. EddyP 05:54, 19 April 2009 (EDT)

Sorry but what the fuck are you talking about? Theory? Months in advance? Explain.. Ace McWicked^{bitch and moan} 16:08, 19 April 2009 (EDT)

Amazing Things That Happen

...is good. Moar plz. Totnesmartin 16:23, 23 April 2009 (EDT)

Huh? What? Sorry it's morning and I am hungover, suffering from shin splints and I beat my umbrella to death in the middle of a busy street on the way to work so I dont understand. Ace McWicked^{bitch and moan} 16:26, 23 April 2009 (EDT)

[DAMN IT! Your blog.] Only 2 entries but they're both good. Totnesmartin 16:41, 23 April 2009 (EDT)

Ahhh god fucking damn it shit! muther fucker cunt stole my fucking handle god damn it fuck. Now now, calm down. That blog is not me but a close and personal friend of mine who, unfortunatly, has picked the same user name. My blog is my user page. Have a gander. Ace McWicked^{bitch and moan} 16:49, 23 April 2009 (EDT)

A very important e-mail.

Yeah. Peace. TheoryOfPractice 01:59, 28 April 2009 (UTC)

Please re-send, had to change my email settings because I am home, not at work.. Ace McWicked^{bitch and moan} 02:01, 28 April 2009 (UTC)

Done. Screw you. ;-) TheoryOfPractice 02:10, 28 April 2009 (UTC)

Ahhh yup got it. Ace McWicked^{bitch and moan} 02:14, 28 April 2009 (UTC)

-

Never. Mei 00:11, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

Mandible-thingy

Could you do me a favor and stick Andy's head on this thing's head? -- 23:51, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

I'll need to remove his head first. Ace McWicked^{The Liquid Room} 00:07, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

See Fun:Arthropleura for instructions on how to do that. I'd recommend the chainsaw. -- 00:09, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

;-)

Amin7b5 01:09, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

Nexy time I'll pull a TK on you - BLAM! "infinite ban, account creation disabled, block IP, block email. Troll/Liberal Vandalism/Go back to Wikipedia". Ace McWicked^{The Liquid Room} 01:12, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

For you

for those lonely nights _and marmite 01:50, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

Now that there's funny, I don't care who you are, that's funny. ħuman 02:54, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

You did check the country drop down? I've emailed suggesting Wales be added. _and marmite 21:28, 2 May 2009 (UTC)